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Let's make fun of Nostradamus!

Swilatia
24-08-2005, 23:35
Well this theread was sparked off from Trexia's thread called "Nostradamus: real or fake?" Anyway, just post ur fake predictions here, and try to make them funny!
QuentinTarantino
24-08-2005, 23:36
in the early 21st century some jackass will make a bad thread
Potaria
24-08-2005, 23:37
Oh, you mean Nostradumbass?
Trexia
24-08-2005, 23:37
Swilatia will not cite his source; Trexia will get angry

(It was my thread)
Ankhmet
24-08-2005, 23:38
His beard looked stupid. He smelt of stinking bishop.
Colodia
24-08-2005, 23:38
People will make fun of me after I am proved false these times three.


Uh...
DHomme
24-08-2005, 23:38
Oh, you mean Nostradumbass?
That was genius. I loved it
Seosavists
24-08-2005, 23:39
The skies shall rain down a rain of... well water, what did you expect they hardly ever rain anything else down!?
Drunk commies deleted
24-08-2005, 23:43
In the time of the third ruler called George of the new world
two towers shall fall
There shall be violence in the land of oil
giving proof to the rumor that nostradamus smells like bigfoot's dick.
JuNii
24-08-2005, 23:44
my predictions.

1) In the US, the next President will be the winner of the Presidential Elections.

2) Canada will forever be north of the US.

3) Harry Potter Bk 7 will be the end of Harry's School Years.

4) There will be turmoil in the Middle East.

5) The Pope will condemn those things the bible is against.
The Noble Men
24-08-2005, 23:44
Traffic cones will walk the earth.
Perkeleenmaa
25-08-2005, 00:25
The skies shall rain down a rain of... well water, what did you expect they hardly ever rain anything else down!?
Wait a minute, I know it can rain snow, sleet, hail, birch leaves, and those "parachute" seeds.

But, for prophecies:

The rule of the law is calibrated.
The test of time is centralized.
The matter of fact is collected.
The deadly nightshade is arrested.
The key of destiny turns in the lock of history.
The Book of Revelations is rebound.
The dirty laundry of society is laundered.
The new winds smell of rat.
Second-class citizens get terms.
Hot topics cool.
Mountains of hate erode.
Saturday Night Fever is cured with ibuprofen.
Evergreens are repainted.
The root of all evil gets root canal'ed.
Humanity sinks into unhopelessness.
Loopholes are cleaned.
Blood groups are mobilized.
The tempest in a teapot dies down.
The new world order issues medals of honor.
No sense of justice is made.

http://www.co.jyu.fi/~np/opinions/profetia.html
Call to power
25-08-2005, 00:46
2) Canada will forever be north of the US.


not when the poles switch :eek:


Nostradamus! more like nostraldump
DHomme
25-08-2005, 00:50
One day the sky will rain skunk
Everybody will listen to funk.
I hope nobody tries to debunk
my theories, which are all junk
Swilatia
25-08-2005, 20:43
Oh, you mean Nostradumbass?
;) Or Nostradoofus!
GalliamsBack
25-08-2005, 21:03
Galliam will be hailed as king... not by right, but by mind controlk ray...

*controls minds* :)