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This is a thread that is kind of the opposite of one that I had about a month ago, "Are you special?". What is the thing that you've never done, that practically everyone else has. I'll start by saying that I'm an American and I've never eaten a hamburger (not a vegetarian). Anyone else?

I live in Hawaii, and I have never Surfed.

I live on the moon, and have never had an orgy with moon-babes.

I've never been loved.

I've never done drugs :(

I've never been loved.

Ditto. Let's form a club.

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I've never gotten a tatoo.

Ditto. Let's form a club.

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Yeah, let's. :fluffle: ;)

I have never dreamt of a girl and gone out with her afterwards.

I've never left the country.

...Oh wait, I've been across the border to Buffalo. We stayed a few hours and then went home...I've never been back, nor do I want to go back *shudder*

Yeah, let's. :fluffle: ;)

Perhaps that kind of club is...... A bad idea :D

I've never broken a bone in my body

Perhaps that kind of club is...... A bad idea :D

Well, I got another year older last week. I gave up hope, it's not going to happen. Ever. So I might as well face the rest of my life with dignity. And a club seems like something dignified to me.

Well, I got another year older last week. I gave up hope, it's not going to happen. Ever. So I might as well face the rest of my life with dignity. And a club seems like something dignified to me.

:( poor Cabra West. That's it. The 'Losers Unite' club is officially formed!

:( poor Cabra West. That's it. The 'Losers Unite' club is officially formed!

And I'll bet you something we are not going to remain the only members for long...

And I'll bet you something we are not going to remain the only members for long...

Yeah. I bet.... Err.... Some loneliness? A fitting wager, don't you think? :S

This is a thread that is kind of the opposite of one that I had about a month ago, "Are you special?". What is the thing that you've never done, that practically everyone else has. I'll start by saying that I'm an American and I've never eaten a hamburger (not a vegetarian). Anyone else?
I'm an older man and I've never had sex with two wom ... um ... wait

I'm an older man and I've never smoked p... um ... wait

I'm an older man and I've never gotten drun .... um ... wait

I'm an older man and I've never owned a Rolls Royce. :D

I’ve never seen snow stick.

I've never taken any hard drugs,the hardest I've done is acid (hallucinogenics for me) :)

I've never been stinged by a (poisonous) insect, like a wasp or a bee.

Never been to northernmost Lapland. The northest point I'd been in was Muhos (south of Oulu) until the army, where I got to visit the Rovajärvi military exercise ground. (No, I didn't do the three-week "Rova". Just a brief visit.) Then, just for the hell of it, I took a train to Tankavaara on my own overnight, but I'm still missing the central Sami territories in the extreme north (Inari, Kilpisjärvi, North Norway).

Never been more south than Turkey. The cockroaches there were so terrible that Siberia is currently higher on my "to visit" -priority list than southern countries.

Never thrown up when drinking. That's just damn stupid.

Never been hospitalized, overnight or no.

I have two sets of wisdom teeth and I'm not planning to get them pulled out.

Never had a nagging girlfriend, or wife for that matter, or one who does makeup or buys clothes or shoes constantly. Few of the unpleasant female stereotypes have ever applied. Why you guys keep marrying such idiots?

Never tasted lye fish. I'm not a fan of seafood anyway.

Well, I got another year older last week. I gave up hope, it's not going to happen. Ever. So I might as well face the rest of my life with dignity. And a club seems like something dignified to me.
And while we are in this club, could we do other loserly things? I am currently very addicted to DnD (though Mage is up and coming for me, and may replace it within the year), and have as well never had a relationship so would fit in just fine ^.^ Though I have loved... it was just never reciprocated. And I could probably never love again anyway.

And while we are in this club, could we do other loserly things? I am currently very addicted to DnD (though Mage is up and coming for me, and may replace it within the year), and have as well never had a relationship so would fit in just fine ^.^ Though I have loved... it was just never reciprocated. And I could probably never love again anyway.

A tragic club are we, the unlovable :D

I'm an older man and I've never owned a Rolls Royce. :DI HAVE... see *holds up a Hot Wheels Rolls Royce car*

I am 15 and have never used any illegal substance other than an occasional sip of wine when my parents sanction it.

A tragic club are we, the unlovable :D
Everyone! Join us! Join the Dork Side! We have Funions!

(a reference to the tradition my friend started of bringing enough funions for everyone to each DnD game...)

I've never taken any hard drugs,the hardest I've done is acid (hallucinogenics for me) :)
If you don’t define acid as a hard drug, what do you define as a hard drug?

Everyone! Join us! Join the Dork Side! We have Funions!

Plus I have dip!

If you don’t define acid as a hard drug, what do you define as a hard drug?

Hyperopium.

Plus I have dip!
I AM a dip ^.^

Dip, defined:
15. Slang. A foolish or stupid person.

I AM a dip ^.^

:eek:

The hardest drug I have taken is my morning calcium supplement which I fear to chew it is so dense ^.^ Though it is also so foul tasting that I wouldn;t chew it after that first time anyway...

The hardest drug I have taken is my morning calcium supplement which I fear to chew it is so dense ^.^ Though it is also so foul tasting that I wouldn;t chew it after that first time anyway...

COD LIVER OIL

I have never gotten sunburned, even a couple of weekends ago when I went canoeing for six hours in 90 degree weather.

I've never done drugs :(

I think you mean: :).

Drugs suck. Supposedly they give you a new perspective but in reality they just dumb you down and make it so your brain needs them to function.

I tried solvents once... Yuck.

If you don’t define acid as a hard drug, what do you define as a hard drug?
any thing you snort or shoot up is hard

I'm an American and I've never eaten a hamburger (not a vegetarian).

I've never eaten a vegetarian either. Although, since I'm not an American, maybe that isn't all that remarkable. :D

I think you mean: :).

Drugs suck. Supposedly they give you a new perspective but in reality they just dumb you down and make it so your brain needs them to function.
Not necessarily true.


I'm Irish and I've never drunk a pint of Guinness.

Because it tastes like crap.

I've never sworn, smoked, or drunk any form of alcohol

I've never eaten a vegetarian either. Although, since I'm not an American, maybe that isn't all that remarkable. :DHm.. I'm German, and I've never been to Hamburg, so I can't say that I've ever eaten a vegetarian Hamburger either (though I've met one...)

I've never sworn, smoked, or drunk any form of alcohol

You've never sworn? Not once? Not even a 'damn' or a 'hell'?
That fuckin' shit is un-fucking-believeable. :D

Never thrown up when drinking. That's just damn stupid.
it gets the poison out of your body, meaning you can drink more! what on earth is stupid about that if its a perfectly normal biological function??

*has a weak/touchy stomach*



*joins the Losers Unite Club for Loveless Losers*
:(

I'm 23 and I've never driven a motor car. And I despise public transport. One of these days I might fill out the drivers licence application form. Maybe tomorrow.

I have never been stung by a bee.

I've never eaten a vegetarian either. Although, since I'm not an American, maybe that isn't all that remarkable. :D
:rolleyes: wasn't really that funny....

I'm an older man and I've never had sex with two wom ... um ... wait

Eutrusca, you kinky show-off.

I've never been bitten by a mosquito.

I've never had a girlfriend, owned a car, had sex, smoked, drank hard liquor, done drugs (well, unless you count crack, ectsasy, marijuana, heroin...;)), or eaten pizza. I miss out on all the fun stuff. :( (Although that's understandable, considering my age.)

Can I join the Loveless Losers club?

I have never drowned in quicksand. :)

I've never been bitten by a mosquito.
Damned lucky! *scratches at one of 20,000,000 bites*

I have never drowned in quicksand. :)
Really? I seem to remember one incident.... ;)

Age 33 and never had a proper job.

I'm Swedish and I have never had blood pudding.

http://www.meramiriam.se/efit/041128/12.jpg

Nor have I ever bought a piece of furniture from IKEA.

I'm Swedish and I have never had blood pudding.

http://www.meramiriam.se/efit/041128/12.jpg

Nor have I ever bought a piece of furniture from IKEA.

Well-congratulations on both counts.


I have never been beaten about the head and neck with a broken bottle.

I have never lost a fight(Being unpredictable works well)

I have never seen snow.

I'm 31 and I never even had a Wsidom Tooth, let alone needed one removed.

I never read the Bible. (though I might at some point. I hear its a good piece of fiction)

I've never held, let alone used, a real gun.

I've never eaten a vegetarian either.

I have. (Funny, even though she was vegetarian, it still smelled like tuna...)

I've never killed a man in cold blood.

I am a 35 year old gay man and I have never had a one-night stand. (What can I do, they keep coming back?)

In my 17 years of life I have never eaten at IHOP.

I have never gone a full winter without skiing or snowboarding...which might explain my current knee woes...

I've also never been to Cape Cod or the Hamptons, despite being less than an hour away. I may be the last person in my town that hasn't.

I've never sworn, smoked, or drunk any form of alcohol
What? I bet there are Amish more "knownledgable in the way of the world" then you!

I've never seen so many jackass' in one place sharing their I've never's.

*joins the Losers Unite Club for Loveless Losers*
:(

C'mon in, it's open for everyone. I'll bring cookies for the next meeting.

Strangely, I never swear in person, but online, I sometimes swear extensively. I'm not sure whether that's in the "I have never" category.

I've never been married.

I have never driven the speed limit voluntarily. Occasionally, severe weather conditions/traffic hamper traveling speed, however.

I've never been in any kind of an organized sport.

I've never seen a sunrise or a sunset.

ive never done anything fun... drugs, alchohol, girls, anything

but ive also never broken a bone, or been stung by a bee, or seen snow, or used an emoticon in a message... well, until now anyway :D

I've never broken a bone in my body
Chep
I've never been loved.
Yeah.
I've never done drugs :(
That aint nothing to be ashamed of......

I have never gotten a 50.

Ive never woken up with a hangover, and found myself next to a sleeping transvestite.

I've never broken a bone in my body
Me too/neither.

I've never seen a sunrise or a sunset.

I don't believe that. It's more impossible than god's existance.


I myself have never hit the person (in order to inflict pain; pat on the back doesn't count)

I am 5ft 3 and have never grown to 5ft4!

I've never slept with a prostitute, tempted though, couldn't stop thinking of all those nasty diseases she probably has, also never got so drunk that i passed out and forgotten where i was or who i was with, which most likely prevented me from doing anything stupid like sleeping with a Hooker ;)

I'm from Texas and I have never liked George W Bush or his dad. :gundge:

I'm English and I've never played Cricket,
Never been to London,
Never watched Big Brother,
Never voted Labour (or Conservative)
Never had Afternoon Tea. (although I have drunk tea in the afternoon)
Never scored the winning goal for Bradford City in the FA Cup Final, mores the pity :(

Well, NEARLY never, let's say:

I attended a christian funeral service just once. Never again!

Really? I seem to remember one incident.... ;)

I had a snorkel. :p

I am 32 and I have never:

Learned how to drive

Been arrested

done any drugs harder then pot



Things I have done that were... unusual

ran around a public park in the nude

lived in the woods (we are talking with nothing more then a one man tent and a backpack for longer then 3 months)

Hm.. I'm German, and I've never been to Hamburg, so I can't say that I've ever eaten a vegetarian Hamburger either (though I've met one...)
A deadly strike of German humor! Call the UN, this is against all international weapons treaties! ;)

I have never done what is right for me...I always do what is right for others first. Not to sound like a matyer or anything similar, I've just always put others first.

I wish I could put myself in front for a change, but for some reason I just can't do it.

it gets the poison out of your body, meaning you can drink more! what on earth is stupid about that if its a perfectly normal biological function??
No, it doesn't get the poison out. The only poison that works is that which is already absorbed. In the stomach, it just sits there and does nothing. You aren't drinking more alcohol, you're throwing up old alcohol and drinking new.

*has a weak/touchy stomach*
I've got a weak stomach too, and that's exactly why I haven't thrown up when drinking. I can feel the nausea, it doesn't come as a surprise, and so I can avoid throwing up.