NationStates Jolt Archive

I will start one:

When you get the blanket thing, you can relax, because everything you could ever want or be, you already have and are. - I Heart Huckabee's

"You're gonna need a bigger boat"- Roy Schieder in "Jaws".

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"
~President Merkin Muffley, 'Doctor Strangelove'

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti

-Silence of the Lambs

Not exactly a quote, but a scene from SLC Punk


Stevo: Looking like we did in the state of Utah was unusual, in Wyoming, affectionately called the Cowboy State, we were f*cking ALIENS!

Old Man: ::stares:: What the hell are you?!

Stevo: We come from the east in search of the Messiah! We follow that big star! (being sarcastic)

Eddie: Yeah, we bring gold and Frankencence, and Myrrh.

Old Man: You do what?

Stevo: (still sarcastic) We follow..the star (points)

Old Man: (swallows) Oh my god, who let you boys out of the state institute? We better get you guys back to the hospital (dials phone)

Bob: No no no, that's alright man, we're uh..we're from England.

Old Man: England?

Bob: Yeah, England. That's uh, why we may seem so strange to you man!

Old Man: ..England.. (puts phone back) That explains it I guess. ARE YOU BOYS ENJOYING YOUR STAY HERE IN THE GOOD US OF A?

Eddie: (british accent) Oh yes!

Old lady: (walks up) What the HELL is that?!

Old Man: Oh, it's alright mother, their from England.

Old Lady: Ohh...that figures, don't it! What the hell did they do to your hair? Well you look like a g0ddAmmed Indian! (points to bob's mohawk)

Stevo: It was a medical expirement, but he's gonna be okay.

Half of "Harold and Kumar go to White Castles" is classic quotes:

"Who wants some Buddha!!!!!"

"Have you seen a Korean guy around here? Only when I open my eyes."

"Doogie Howser just stole my car!!"

"NPH wouldn't do something like that"

"Katie Holmes is a nice, wholesome young woman . . . and I'm gonna see her naked."

My favourite quote... difficult. I think it's got to be:

Tank: Alright, so what do you need *mutters* Besides a miracle.

Neo: Guns. Lot's of guns.

Also, from the same film:

*Neo walks through scanner, which goes off*

Guard: Could you please remove any metallic items you're carrying? Keys, loose change...

*Neo opens coat*

Guard: Holy Sh..

And Shepherds we shall be. For thee, My Lord, for thee.Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls it shall ever be. E Nomini Patri, E Fili, E Spiritu Sancti.

-The Boondock Saints

"sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken"
-Fight Club

Color Sarge:"It's a miracle."
Chard:"If it's a miracle color sergeant, it's a short chamber box henry 45 caliber miracle."
Color Sarge:"And a bayonet sir... with some guts behind it."
-Zulu

Also, from the same movie;

Bromhead:"Sixty! We dropped at least sixty wouldn't you say?!"
Ardendorf:"Well that leaves only 3940."

From my fave movie leaving las vegas, there is...

Sera: Is drinking a way of killing yourself?
Ben: Or, is killing myself a way of drinking?

And Team America *laughs just thinking bout the greatness of that film*

song: ["End of an Act"] I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, When he made Pearl Harbor. / I miss you more than that movie missed the point, And that's an awful lot, girl. / And now, now you've gone away, And all I'm trying to say, is: Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you. / I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, He was terrible in that film. / I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, He's way better than Ben Affleck. / And now, all I can think about is your smile, and that shitty movie, too! Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you. / Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? / I guess Pearl Harbor sucked, just a little bit more than I miss you.

News Reporter: Team America has once again pissed off the entire world by blowing up half of Cairo

:p

Kaneda: "This has GOT to be a trap."
Kei: "Then go back."
Kaneda: "No. I just have to find how MUCH of it is a trap."

Almost every character: Kaaaaaaneeeeddaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

-Akira

Blond girl (who is now the hostess of Hypaspace Weekly): "Being a husband isn't a job!"
Tucker: "It suuure is."
-Dawn of the Dead

Mr. TV: "How offten do you have these flashbacks?"
Willy Wonka: "Increasingly....today.."
-Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (the new one)

Ronnie's girlfriend: "Who's she?"
Ronnie: "Oh, just the girl I've been fuckin'."
-Run Ronnie Ron

Priscilla - Queen of the Desert has tonnes of good quotes:

Bernadette: No, I'll join this converation on the proviso that we stop bitching about people talking about wigs, dresses, bust sizes, penises, drugs, night clubs, and bloody Abba!
Tick: Doesn't give us much to talk about then, does it?

[Looking at Jesus crucified]
Felicia: Oh, for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix. Someone needs the wood.

Mitzi: You know, there are two things I don't like about you, Felicia... your face. So how 'bout shutting both of them?

Cynthia: Me don't like you anyway. You have little ding-a-ling.

Mitzi: I never heard Trumpet play.
Bernadette: Play? He didn't *play*, dear. Trumpet didn't have a single musical bone in his body. No, Trumpet had an unusually large foreskin. So large that he could wrap the entire thing around a Monte Carlo biscuit.

Not exactly a quote, but a scene from SLC Punk

I enjoyed that film: it was a bit unnerving when at one point they end up sitting at a party smoking blow with the bouncer who has beaten the shit out of them only a few hours before - I have myself been in that very situation.

He's been murdered! And somebody's responsible! - Plan Nine From Outer Space

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
My ass! - Betty, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

"Have you ever been stung by a dead bee?"
"You do know how to whistle, don't you?"
--To Have and Have Not.

But there are so many other good movies

"The sheriff is a n...." repeated several times
-- Blazing Saddles.

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes,
it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."
-- The Blues Brothers

"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though. "
-- Caddyshack

The Big Lebowski:

The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Walter Sobchak: That fucking bitch...
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

boondock saints

Shut your fat-ass Rayvie! I can't buy a pack a of smokes without running into nine guys you fucked!

"Everyone drop your tacos or I'll blow your fucking heads off!"

The Toxic Avenger


Bruce Willis - "Shut up, I know what I'm doing!"
Samuel L Jackson "Not even god knows what your doing, McClean!"

Die Hard III (the best of the trilogy in my humble opinion, and one of the most quotable films ever!)

"Running would be a good idea" -Jean Reno in Godzilla
"No! Not Europe!" -Tom Cruise in War of the Worlds

And Shepherds we shall be. For thee, My Lord, for thee.Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls it shall ever be. E Nomini Patri, E Fili, E Spiritu Sancti.

-The Boondock Saints

OMG...YES!

"Why dont you make like a tree, and get the FUCk outta here"

"People in glass houses sink ships"


Donna: "Where's my cat"
Rocko: "I killed your cat you druggie BITCH!"
Donna: "Why?"
Rocko: "I felt it'd bring closure to our RELATIonship"
Donna: "You killed my...my...my..."
Rocko: "your WHAT? Your fuckin what? Huh? Your WHAT bitch? Aww, damnit. I'll shoot myself in the head if you can tell me that cat's name. Go ahead. Your what? Your precious little sssss...?"
Donna and Rayvie: "sss...sss...ssskiiipppy..."
Rocko: "Oh Jesus...what color was it, bitch?"
Rayvie: "Dont you fuckin yell at her like that, you prick!"
Rocko: "SHUT YOUR FATASS Rayvie, I cant buy a pack of smokes without runnin into 9 guys you've FUCKED!"

From the same movie...

Trainspotting
"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f**king big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose DIY and wondering who the f**k you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f**king junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f**ked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"

Dante Hicks: I'm not supposed to be here today!
Clerks (of course)

Data, with his new emotion chip installed, is told to scan for life forms
Data: I would be happy to, sir. I just *love* scanning for life forms!
[sings]
Data: Life forms! You tiny little life forms! You precious little life forms! Where are you?
Star Trek Generations

Ford: [after being thrown into the airlock by a guard] Wash your filthy hands!
[looks around]
Ford: Don't panic... don't panic...
Arthur: So this is it. We're gonna die.
Ford: Yeah. We're gonna die.
[pauses]
Ford: No... no! What's this?
[goes over to control panel]
Arthur: What's that?
Ford: What's this...? What's this...?
[flips switch]
Ford: This... is... nothing. Yeah, we're gonna die.
Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy <--- the book is better everyone should read it ps not like in school or anywhere that laughing wildly out loud would get you in trouble. I know that from experiance

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti

-Silence of the Lambs

This is on Spike TV right now...

In the near future-corporate networks reach out to the stars, electrons and light flow throughout the universe.

The advance of computerisation, however, has not yet wiped out nations and ethnic groups.

-Ghost in the Shell

"Why dont you make like a tree, and get the FUCk outta here"

"People in glass houses sink ships"


It's about time someone mentioned that.

"All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick!"
-Ash, Army of Darkness

"I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to see interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!"
-Joker, Full Metal Jacket

"What has he got a tea cosey on his head for?
To keep his head warm."
-Lincoln and Sol, Snatch

"Oh Billy Bob cry baby, you cost me my perfect season son, you have seriously fucked up my universe! You know what? Get your fat ass out of my sight!."

-John Voit in Varsity Blues

"yipi-kai-ai-yay mothfucker"-one of the die hard movies



"I AM GOING TO RIP YOR BALLS OFF SO YOU DONT CONTAMINATE THE REST OF THE WORLD!!!!"-Gunny sgt. hartman Full metal jacket


"I am glad we are going to europe...(pulls out knife) "Hittler gets one of these across the wind pipe....Roosevelt changes Thanks Giving to Joe Toye day...and pays me 10 grand a year for the rest of my fucking life"-Corpral Joe Toye,Band of Brothers

and more but i forget

Dogma

Cardinal Carlin: "who sent you"
Apostel Rock: "We were sent by HIM who is called I AM"
Card; "cute, really cute."
Rock: "worked for Moses."

Not from a movie, but who cares?

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and...smell the ashes."
-The G-Man, Half-Life 2

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion

"put The Lotion In The Basket"

"Would you like a cookie?"
-Prizzi's Honor

"Yeah, but this is my shooting hand."
-Blazing Saddles

Criswell: Greetings, my friends. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future.
-Plan 9 from Outer Space

Buckaroo Banzai: You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may be normal variation, when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same. No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to.
-The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

Buckaroo Banzai: I've been ionized, but I'm okay now.
-The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

Lord John Whorfin: Laugh while you can, monkey-boy.
-The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

Lectroid: We are not in the Eighth dimension, we are over New Jersey. Hope is not lost.
-The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

Pastor: Remember, the Lord doesn't give us a greater burden than we can bear.
Martin Tillman: You mean if I were a weaker person Penny would be alive?
-American Gun

Loris Capirossi: It's good, eh?
-Faster

Ernesto Guevara de la Serna: You gotta fight for every breath and tell death to go to hell.
-Diarios de motocicleta

From Cold Comfort Farm

"I saw something nasty in the woodshed!"
"Sure ya did, baby, but did it see you?"

"We can't stop here. This is bat country!"

-name the movie...

"We can't stop here. This is bat country!"

-name the movie...

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Which also gave us:

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S. Thompson

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. - Hunter S. Thompson

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only real cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas. Just roll the roof back and screw it on, grease the face with white tanning butter and move out with the music at top volume, and at least a pint of ether. - Hunter S. Thompson

The man who on Aug. 20th had his cremated ashes shot out of the Gonzo Cannon on his estate in Colorado.

He will be missed!

"life is like a box of chocolates" - forest gump
"FUCK ME!!!!" - exercist
"he put it in me" - i have no idea where i herd that but i know its a quote
"well shit the bed"
"I'll fucking cut your tits off and shove 'em down your throat."
- all from house of 1000 corpses

gotta be either from Pirates of the Carribbean
"This is like what the Greeks done in Troy... only they were in a horse, and we're in dresses..."

or from Team America
"There is no I in Team America."
"yes there is"

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Which also gave us:

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S. Thompson

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. - Hunter S. Thompson

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only real cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas. Just roll the roof back and screw it on, grease the face with white tanning butter and move out with the music at top volume, and at least a pint of ether. - Hunter S. Thompson

The man who on Aug. 20th had his cremated ashes shot out of the Gonzo Cannon on his estate in Colorado.

He will be missed!


it was a blast for sure..

"Youre a daisy if ya do."
-Doc Holiday, Tombstone.

"Are you an assassin?"
"Im a soldier."
"You're neither."

Col. Kurtz and Cpt Willard,
-Apocalypse Now.

"Mesa gonna ruin movie now, Okie-day?"
-Jar-Jar Binks, Phantom Menace.

Jules: We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.
Vincent: How many up there?
Jules: Three or four.
Vincent: That's countin' our guy?
Jules: Not sure.
Vincent: So that means there could be up to five guys up there?
Jules: It's possible.
Vincent: We should have fuckin' shotguns.
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
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Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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All from Pulp Fiction, the best film ever.

Some random quotes from the Beatles' movie "Help!":

"It's a thingy! A fiendish thingy!"

"MIT was after me, you know. Wanted me to rule the world for them."

"Stop him? Me? It's more than my job's worth to stop him once he gets started. He's out to rule the world... if he can get a government grant."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059260/

Narrator: We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like:

Raoul Duke: I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.

Narrator: Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming:

Raoul Duke: Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?!

Dr. Gonzo: Did you say something?

Raoul Duke: Hm? Nevermind. It's your turn to drive.

Narrator: No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.

----- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

The Outlaw Josey Wales is one of the MOST quotable:

Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.


Josey Wales: Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?


Josey Wales: You a bounty hunter?
Bounty Hunter: A man has to do something these days to earn a living.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living boy.

((From the Road to El Dorado))

Miguel and Tulio are running away from the Spanish Guard and come up against the dock, with a long drop and two barrels at the bottom.
Miguel: I bet we can make that
Tulio: Two Pesatas says we can't!
Miguel: You're On! (They jump and make it) Ha ha! You lose!
The barrels are hoisted up....
Tulio: What's going on?!
Miguel: We're both in barrels, that is the extent of my knowledge.

ARTHUR:
Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
--Monty Python: The Holy Grail

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
--Dirty Harry

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones, Raiders of The Lost Ark

Ultimate P.I.M.P.
"I know." Han Solo, The Empire Strikes Back.

Scribbled on cardboard in the elevator:
"Now I have a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho."
(Die Hard)

"I've got a bad feeling about this"
(StarWars, reoccuring)

"you got what you wanted Cohagen. Now give the people air!" -Arnold Scharwzeneggar in Total Recal

"But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
tread softly, because you tread on my dreams" -Erol Partridge, Equilibrium quoting "Tread Softly" by W.B. Yeats

Cop: "Put down those knives!"
Wolverine "I cant..."
-X2

"As a matter of fact,Mr Worf, you're one of the bravest men I've ever known"- Capt Picard.

"Assimilate this"-Worf

"I may be artifical, but I'm not stupid"- Bishop - "Aliens"

Not from a movie but from a DS9 episode "The siege of AR-558"

Man: (watching reinforcements arrive) "Children"

Sisko: (grimly) "Not for long"

anything from Ford Fairlane-rock'n'roll detective.

Lee: You must take me to see Consul Han right away.

Carter: Man, just sit down and shut up! This ain't no democracy.

Lee: Yes, it is.

Carter: No, it ain't. This is the United States of James Carter. I'm the president, I'm the emperor, I'm the king. I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito. Your ass belongs to me. - Rush hour-

Captain Diel: Two officers were shot, one man lost a pinkie.

Carter: But didn't nobody die!

Captain Diel: You destroyed half a city block!

Carter: That block was already messed up.

Captain Diel: And you lost a lot of evidence!

Carter: We still got a little bit left. -Rush hour again-

Mr. Ryan: It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude." -Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure-

Mr. Ryan: Who was Joan of Arc, Ted?

Ted: Err, Noah's wife? -Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure-

Schwartz: Pardon me. How old are you sir?
Dr. Lester: "105, carrot juice, and lots of it. I swear sometimes its not worth it. I piss orange. And I have to piss sitting down... like a godd@mn girly girl... every 15 minutes... but nobody wants to die..."

Dr. Lester: You see, I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech.
--Being John Malkovich

Brian (to adoring crowd): You've got to think for yourself! You are all individuals!
Crowd (in unison): Yes, we are all individuals!
Brian (to adoring crowd): You are all different!
Crowd (in unison): Yes, we are all different!
Single voice (from within the crowd): I'm not.
Crowd (in unison):Shh!
--Month Python's Life of Brian

"the movie that is so funny it was banned in Norway!" (this was how Life of Brian was marketed in Sweden after Norway banned it, not really a "movie quote" but still funny)

Mom! Dad! Don't touch it, its Evil!(the childs parents promptly touch it and explode)--Time Bandits

"I don't care if he is a fat bastard Felisity,you don't kick a man in the pills. It's just not cricket"-Austin Powers

WHAT???? I can't believe no one has posted anything from the most quotable movie of all time, The Princess Bride. Though I could just cut and paste the entire script here since the entire movie is quotable perfection, I will just say...

"My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Now come on, the most quotable movie in the world has got be Commando.

Bad guy: You'll cooperate, right?
Arnie: Wrong. (Shoots the bad guy between the eyes)

Arnie: You're a funny man Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going kill you last.

Arnie (dangling Sully over a cliffside): Remember Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Sully: That's right Matrix! You did!
Arnie: I lied.

Cindy: Where's Sully?
Arnie: I let him go.

Cooke: You scared motherfucker? You should be, 'cos this green beret's gonna kick your big ass.
Arnie: I eat green berets for breakfast, and right now I'm very hungry.

Just to mention a few.

WHAT???? I can't believe no one has posted anything from the most quotable movie of all time, The Princess Bride...

"Inconceivable!!!" :D

"Inconceivable!!!" "You keep on saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it does."

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." Nada, They Live.

WHAT???? I can't believe no one has posted anything from the most quotable movie of all time, The Princess Bride. Though I could just cut and paste the entire script here since the entire movie is quotable perfection, I will just say...

"My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
I can't believe I forgot that ! that movie is timeless. :)

Doc:88 Miles per hour? 88 MILES PER HOUR!

McFly:Flux capacitor...Uh...Fluxing?

Both from Back to the future.

these are all from the same movie:

"look at you, youv'e got no arms left!"
"Yes i have"
"Well what are those then?"
"Only a flesh wound"

"where'd you get those co-co-nauts?"

(God):"...and stop groveling! whenever i appear its always sorry this and forgive me that... what are you doing now? (Averting our eyes, oh LORD) well stop!"

"You can call me...Tim"

have you guessed the film yet? its monty python and the holy grail!

Narrator: We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like:

Raoul Duke: I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.

Narrator: Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming:

Raoul Duke: Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?!

Dr. Gonzo: Did you say something?

Raoul Duke: Hm? Nevermind. It's your turn to drive.

Narrator: No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.

----- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Hellz yeah!

"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. Smells like...victory."

-Apocalypse Now

"look at you, youv'e got no arms left!"
"Yes i have"
"Well what are those then?"
"Only a flesh wound"


AWESOME! i was gonna do the Black Knight bit.
if anyone wants to read possibly the funniest script ever go to http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/HolyGrail/grail.html

The King: What was that for?
Buttercup: Because you have always been so kind to me, and I won't be seeing you again since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite.
The King: Won't that be nice. She kissed me.

Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH.

Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong - that's what's so funny. I switched glasses when your back was turned. Ha-ha, you fool. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line.". Hahahahahah.
[Vizzini falls over dead]

Westley: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

From my fave movie leaving las vegas, there is...

Sera: Is drinking a way of killing yourself?
Ben: Or, is killing myself a way of drinking?

And Team America *laughs just thinking bout the greatness of that film*

song: ["End of an Act"] I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, When he made Pearl Harbor. / I miss you more than that movie missed the point, And that's an awful lot, girl. / And now, now you've gone away, And all I'm trying to say, is: Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you. / I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, He was terrible in that film. / I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, He's way better than Ben Affleck. / And now, all I can think about is your smile, and that shitty movie, too! Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you. / Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? / I guess Pearl Harbor sucked, just a little bit more than I miss you.

News Reporter: Team America has once again pissed off the entire world by blowing up half of Cairo

:p

Team America was awesome...

I'm not going to quote it... but i would like to mention the dicks/pussies/assholes lecture as being great.

Total Recall:

Amber: I warn you I get sick. Car sick, air sick. And I'm going to throw up all over *you*.
Richards: That's ok. On this shirt it wont show.

Damon Killian: You bastard! Drop dead!
Ben Richards: I don't do requests.

Ben Richards: [after strangling Sub-Zero with barbed wire)] What a pain in the neck.

Amber: [after Richards cut Buzzsaw in half with a chain saw] What happened to Buzzsaw?
Ben Richards: He had to split.

Damon Killian: Yes, I know a stalker died! It had to happen sooner or later!
[pauses to listen, then]
Damon Killian: Well, it is a contact sport, okay?

[Richard tied Amber to her bench-press, which is bolted to the floor]
Amber: What makes you think I'm going to do anything you say?
Ben Richards: [lifts the bench, tearing it away from the floor] Because, I'm going to say 'Please'.

Amy: You're lucky he didn't kill you too. Or rape you then kill you... or kill you then rape you.

Ben Richards: [to Killian] One of us is in deep trouble.
[Sven enters]
Damon Killian: [Laughs] Sven, do you wanna talk to Mr. Richards?
[long pause]
Damon Killian: Well?
Sven: I've got to score some steroids.
[Sven leaves]