NationStates Jolt Archive

I've handed out my patented Bolol Nuclear Cookie to those posters whom I believe make good points, or just make me laugh.

Over the months however, I have noticed the inadequacies of the standard Bolol Nuclear Cookie, and thus, with my team of geeks, chumps and rednecks, we have enhanced the original, and have created the new and improved Bolol Nuclear Cookie Mk. 2! Not only is it more potent than the original, it's also a different color!

Those of you who have recieved the original Bolol Nuclear Cookie and would like an upgrade, I will do so free of charge!

The Bolol Nuclear Cookie Mk. 2 will be released to the general public within 2 working days! Thank you for your time! Your business is important to me!

The future is now!

Ohhh... Can I beta-test it?

Ohhh... Can I beta-test it?

Nah...Taken care of!

You see, the original cookie was made of stable weapons-grade plutonium. I found that to be too boring. Thus, I mixed the plutonium with enriched uranium, and spent tritium, creating a much more interesting (and highly radioactive) cookie!

Nah...Taken care of!

You see, the original cookie was made of stable weapons-grade plutonium. I found that to be too boring. Thus, I mixed the plutonium with enriched uranium, and spent tritium, creating a much more interesting (and highly radioactive) cookie!
Mmmmm... munchy!

It's pronounced NU-Cle-ar

Nah...Taken care of!

You see, the original cookie was made of stable weapons-grade plutonium. I found that to be too boring. Thus, I mixed the plutonium with enriched uranium, and spent tritium, creating a much more interesting (and highly radioactive) cookie!
Ooh, ooh! Do I get one!!

*hovers near the test site while his eyes begin to haemhorrage*

It's pronounced NU-Cle-ar
I believe it's 'nu-cul-ar'. Duh :p

*vomits internal organs*

Sweet. *waves about my Bolol Nuclear Cookie* I'd like an upgrade.

A cookie? *yuk!*

I trust you'll eventually develop suppositories for the anorexic and/or anally retentive among us.