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I just picked up the movie, "Real Genius" on DVD. It's one of those rare and elusive 'good Val Kilmer movies'. Hehehe.

It's possibly one of my favorite movies ever. A unique blend of wit and mischief. Excellent comedic timing. A house destroyed by snackfood. What more could you want? :D

A taco that won't send me to the bathroom.

A taco that won't send me to the bathroom.

*hands you the rare and elusive Immodium Taco.*

*hands you the rare and elusive Immodium Taco.*
You trying to overpower my toilet or something? Make it explode upon my next visit?

You trying to overpower my toilet or something? Make it explode upon my next visit?

Curses! Foiled Again! *runs off*

Dammit. *grabs a bucket of used toilet water and chases after*

I'd like to suggest that "Top Secret" be included in the subset of Val Kilmer films that are considered "good".

'Course, not good in the sense of acting, writing, cinematography, direction, editing, or general conception, but rather "good" in the ratio of entertainment value to production value.

"Tombstone".

Kilmers performance as Doc Holiday is the best ever.

And if anyone says Randy Quaid's portrayal is better..Im gonna bribe Colodia to come ofter you with more of that toilet water.

Thanks for the tip, I will rent that one soon. My own tip by way of return favour: The Skeleton Key...meh, not so much. The caveat: I thought Blair Witch Project was one of the scariest films I've ever seen. If you are one of those who were bored by it, ignore my film advice.

Edit - do you think Blair Witch Project is like a bellwether indicator for whether or not a person's movie opinions will match your own?

Oh..and "The Salton Sea" starred Kilmer, and that was very good as well.

I'd like to suggest that "Top Secret" be included in the subset of Val Kilmer films that are considered "good".

'Course, not good in the sense of acting, writing, cinematography, direction, editing, or general conception, but rather "good" in the ratio of entertainment value to production value.

A man raped by a bull. 'Nuff said. :)

A man raped by a bull. 'Nuff said. :)


hMM..

Hey..Im bored...say something amusing.

hMM..

Hey..Im bored...say something amusing.

I can't think of anything. So here is a link to a video of a rather unusual piano recitation: http://www.gagreport.com/bizarrenews%20-%20video%20-%20piano%20brothers.htm

A man raped by a bull. 'Nuff said. :)

Of course, the subject was not handled was well in "Top Secret" as it was in Martin Scorsese's 1980 masterpiece "Raping Bull". That film made De Niro's career.

I can't think of anything. So here is a link to a video of a rather unusual piano recitation: http://www.gagreport.com/bizarrenews%20-%20video%20-%20piano%20brothers.htm



HAH!

Damn yer good!

Actually Ive seen them before..that was the short lived TV show Viva..(something) on Comedy Central...

I saw the one where they play steel drums.

Nearly pissed myself!

Hadnt seen that one.....well done!

I just picked up the movie, "Real Genius" on DVD. It's one of those rare and elusive 'good Val Kilmer movies'. Hehehe.

It's possibly one of my favorite movies ever. A unique blend of wit and mischief. Excellent comedic timing. A house destroyed by snackfood. What more could you want? :D
Don't forget about the car Humping the Bed, the Penis Stretcher, Liquid Nitrogen coins and the ever popular exploding apple.

I Heart Toxic Waste

I just picked up the movie, "Real Genius" on DVD. It's one of those rare and elusive 'good Val Kilmer movies'. Hehehe.

It's possibly one of my favorite movies ever. A unique blend of wit and mischief. Excellent comedic timing. A house destroyed by snackfood. What more could you want? :D
Like that movie
Also love tombstone

Don't forget about the car Humping the Bed, the Penis Stretcher, Liquid Nitrogen coins and the ever popular exploding apple.

And the fuzzy slippers. :)