NationStates Jolt Archive

Put an X in the box if you have or would do any of the following.

[]You have drowned a puppy
[]You hate children
[]You would slap a child if it was annoying you, even if it wasn't yours
[]You make Jesus cry
[]You haven't had sex in the past few months
[]Your hand is your best friend
[]Seeing people happy makes you even more bitter
[]Your NS name is Melkor
[]You are always right
[]You laugh at people who have cancer
[]You take money from homeless people
[]You watch Comedy Central for more than five hours a day
[]You tell anorexics they're fat
[]You tell a small child that a beaver is not just an animal
[]You have or would set a homeless person on fire
[]You masturbate to Helter Skelter
[]You have or would set off bottle rockets in a crowded nursery full of sleeping babies.
[]You hate people
[]You even hate your mother
[]You are conceited
[]You are Myrth
[]You make racism fun
[]Even Rob Reiner thinks you're evil
[]Sarcasm is your hobby
[]You have no friends
[]You hand out arsenic to suicidal teens
[]You can't help but chuckle when you see a car crash
[]You look at people like Gacy and say, "Pff, amateur."
[]You listen to the sound of tortured souls. (Moby)
[]You would or have told The Aristocrats at a Catholic Church
[]When you're sick you don't tell people and cough in their faces

Score yourself, goddamn it. For every quesion or statement where you placed an X, that makes you even more of a jerk.

yay I am a jerk!

got 7 points :D

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[XX]You have drowned a puppy
[XXXXXX]You hate children
[XXXXX]You would slap a child if it was annoying you, even if it wasn't yours
[X]You make Jesus cry
[]You haven't had sex in the past few months
[]Your hand is your best friend
[XXXXXXXXXX]Seeing people happy makes you even more bitter
[]Your NS name is Melkor
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[XX]You take money from homeless people
[X]You watch Comedy Central for more than five hours a day
[X]You tell anorexics they're fat
[XX]You tell a small child that a beaver is not just an animal
[XXX]You have or would set a homeless person on fire
[]You masturbate to Helter Skelter
[XXXXXXXX]You have or would set off bottle rockets in a crowded nursery full of sleeping babies.
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[X]You have no friends
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[X]You can't help but chuckle when you see a car crash
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[X]You listen to the sound of tortured souls. (Moby)
[XX]You would or have told The Aristocrats at a Catholic Church
[XXX]When you're sick you don't tell people and cough in their faces

Added extra X's where appropriate

15 points. Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have called that girl a fat pig. :mad:

Serously - 17 I dont know what out off but heck it should me worth something. By the by if anyone think ANYTHING of me in the general then please tell me becuase almost 800 posts must be worth something.

Serously - 17 I dont know what out off but heck it should me worth something. By the by if anyone think ANYTHING of me in the general then please tell me becuase almost 800 posts must be worth something.
You could you repeat that in English, please? :)

Put an X in the box if you have or would do any of the following.

[]You have drowned a puppy
[X]You hate children (just as much as I hate regular people)
[]You would slap a child if it was annoying you, even if it wasn't yours
[]You make Jesus cry
[]You haven't had sex in the past few months
[]Your hand is your best friend
[]Seeing people happy makes you even more bitter
[]Your NS name is Melkor
[]You are always right
[]You laugh at people who have cancer
[]You take money from homeless people
[]You watch Comedy Central for more than five hours a day
[]You tell anorexics they're fat
[]You tell a small child that a beaver is not just an animal
[]You have or would set a homeless person on fire
[]You masturbate to Helter Skelter
[]You have or would set off bottle rockets in a crowded nursery full of sleeping babies.
[X]You hate people
[]You even hate your mother
[X]You are conceited
[]You are Myrth
[]You make racism fun
[]Even Rob Reiner thinks you're evil
[X]Sarcasm is your hobby
[]You have no friends
[]You hand out arsenic to suicidal teens
[]You can't help but chuckle when you see a car crash
[]You look at people like Gacy and say, "Pff, amateur."
[]You listen to the sound of tortured souls. (Moby)
[]You would or have told The Aristocrats at a Catholic Church
[]When you're sick you don't tell people and cough in their faces

Score yourself, goddamn it. For every quesion or statement where you placed an X, that makes you even more of a jerk.

Wow, four....

I should have added more questions.

It varies from 1 to 3 depending on the mood I'm in.

Serously - 17 I dont know what out off but heck it should me worth something. By the by if anyone think ANYTHING of me in the general then please tell me becuase almost 800 posts must be worth something.

Boomhauer reincarnate.

I got a 23. Woohoo!

I got a 23. Woohoo!

You being an option in it, anything else would have been a disappointment. ;)

I got a 5, but I am too embarrassed to say what those five are.

You being an option in it, anything else would have been a disappointment. ;)
Damn right.

Woohoo, I got only 1!

Woohoo, I got only 1!
You masturbate to Helter Skelter?

How could someone score a 1? You haven't murdered babies with bottlerockets or drowned puppies?! :eek:

You masturbate to Helter Skelter?

Shhh...

Edit: I was joking, don't PM me about it.

[]You have drowned a puppy
[X]You hate children
[X]You would slap a child if it was annoying you, even if it wasn't yours
[X]You make Jesus cry
[X]You haven't had sex in the past few months
[]Your hand is your best friend
[]Seeing people happy makes you even more bitter
[]Your NS name is Melkor
[]You are always right
[]You laugh at people who have cancer
[]You take money from homeless people
[X]You watch Comedy Central for more than five hours a day
[X]You tell anorexics they're fat
[X]You tell a small child that a beaver is not just an animal
[X]You have or would set a homeless person on fire
[]You masturbate to Helter Skelter
[X]You have or would set off bottle rockets in a crowded nursery full of sleeping babies.
[X]You hate people
[]You even hate your mother
[]You are conceited
[]You are Myrth
[]You make racism fun
[X]Even Rob Reiner thinks you're evil
[X]Sarcasm is your hobby
[]You have no friends
[X]You hand out arsenic to suicidal teens
[X]You can't help but chuckle when you see a car crash
[X]You look at people like Gacy and say, "Pff, amateur."
[X]You listen to the sound of tortured souls. (Moby)
[X]You would or have told The Aristocrats at a Catholic Church
[]When you're sick you don't tell people and cough in their faces

17 points! w007! :D

I don't know the specific people mentioned there, but I know I can out-evil 'em

Charlen, I got a 23. Try again :p

How does virginity make one commit faux pas? I got 2 points. I am such a jerk. :( It's not my fault I have no friends and I kept my virginity due to my beliefs that std's might not be as fun as people say.

Does eating the tortured souls of my enemies with hot chocolate on top count?

11/12 go me!

How does virginity make one commit faux pas? I got 2 points. I am such a jerk. :( It's not my fault I have no friends and I kept my virginity due to my beliefs that std's might not be as fun as people say.

Don't be that way. You know you want to get groovy with gonorrhea. :fluffle:

Does eating the tortured souls of my enemies with hot chocolate on top count?
Only if there are sprinkles.

[]You have drowned a puppy
[]You hate children
[]You would slap a child if it was annoying you, even if it wasn't yours
[x]You make Jesus cry
[x]You haven't had sex in the past few months
[x]Your hand is your best friend
[x]Seeing people happy makes you even more bitter
[]Your NS name is Melkor
[x]You are always right
[]You laugh at people who have cancer
[]You take money from homeless people
[]You watch Comedy Central for more than five hours a day
[]You tell anorexics they're fat
[]You tell a small child that a beaver is not just an animal
[]You have or would set a homeless person on fire
[]You masturbate to Helter Skelter
[]You have or would set off bottle rockets in a crowded nursery full of sleeping babies.
[]You hate people
[]You even hate your mother
[]You are conceited
[]You are Myrth
[]You make racism fun
[]Even Rob Reiner thinks you're evil
[x]Sarcasm is your hobby
[x]You have no friends
[]You hand out arsenic to suicidal teens
[]You can't help but chuckle when you see a car crash
[]You look at people like Gacy and say, "Pff, amateur."
[]You listen to the sound of tortured souls. (Moby)
[]You would or have told The Aristocrats at a Catholic Church
[]When you're sick you don't tell people and cough in their faces

7!!!!!!!!!

Only if there are sprinkles.

I demand marshmellows.

[X]You have drowned a puppy
[X]You hate children
[X]You would slap a child if it was annoying you, even if it wasn't yours
[X]You make Jesus cry
[X]You haven't had sex in the past few months
[]Your hand is your best friend
[]Seeing people happy makes you even more bitter
[]Your NS name is Melkor
[X]You are always right
[X]You laugh at people who have cancer
[X]You take money from homeless people
[X]You watch Comedy Central for more than five hours a day
[X]You tell anorexics they're fat
[X]You tell a small child that a beaver is not just an animal
[X]You have or would set a homeless person on fire
[]You masturbate to Helter Skelter
[X]You have or would set off bottle rockets in a crowded nursery full of sleeping babies.
[X]You hate people
[X]You even hate your mother
[X]You are conceited
[X]You are Myrth
[]You make racism fun
[X]Even Rob Reiner thinks you're evil
[X]Sarcasm is your hobby
[X]You have no friends
[X]You hand out arsenic to suicidal teens
[X]You can't help but chuckle when you see a car crash
[X]You look at people like Gacy and say, "Pff, amateur."
[X]You listen to the sound of tortured souls. (Moby)
[X]You would or have told The Aristocrats at a Catholic Church
[X]When you're sick you don't tell people and cough in their faces


Only 26. I'm not as much of a jerk as I hoped.... :headbang:

[]You have drowned a puppy
[]You hate children
[]You would slap a child if it was annoying you, even if it wasn't yours
[]You make Jesus cry
[X]You haven't had sex in the past few months (too young)
[]Your hand is your best friend
[]Seeing people happy makes you even more bitter
[]Your NS name is Melkor
[X]You are always right
[]You laugh at people who have cancer
[]You take money from homeless people
[]You watch Comedy Central for more than five hours a day
[]You tell anorexics they're fat
[]You tell a small child that a beaver is not just an animal
[]You have or would set a homeless person on fire
[]You masturbate to Helter Skelter
[]You have or would set off bottle rockets in a crowded nursery full of sleeping babies.
[]You hate people
[]You even hate your mother
[X]You are conceited
[]You are Myrth
[]You make racism fun
[]Even Rob Reiner thinks you're evil
[]Sarcasm is your hobby
[]You have no friends
[]You hand out arsenic to suicidal teens
[]You can't help but chuckle when you see a car crash
[]You look at people like Gacy and say, "Pff, amateur."
[]You listen to the sound of tortured souls. (Moby)
[]You would or have told The Aristocrats at a Catholic Church
[]When you're sick you don't tell people and cough in their faces

2 or 3.

i checked all but 1woohoo

lol jk

[]You have drowned a puppy
[]You hate children
[X]You would slap a child if it was annoying you, even if it wasn't yours
[]You make Jesus cry
[X]You haven't had sex in the past few months (too young)
[]Your hand is your best friend
[]Seeing people happy makes you even more bitter
[]Your NS name is Melkor
[]You are always right
[]You laugh at people who have cancer
[]You take money from homeless people
[X]You watch Comedy Central for more than five hours a day
[]You tell anorexics they're fat
[]You tell a small child that a beaver is not just an animal
[]You have or would set a homeless person on fire
[]You masturbate to Helter Skelter
[]You have or would set off bottle rockets in a crowded nursery full of sleeping babies.
[]You hate people
[]You even hate your mother
[]You are conceited
[]You are Myrth
[]You make racism fun
[]Even Rob Reiner thinks you're evil
[]Sarcasm is your hobby
[]You have no friends
[]You hand out arsenic to suicidal teens
[X]You can't help but chuckle when you see a car crash
[]You look at people like Gacy and say, "Pff, amateur."
[]You listen to the sound of tortured souls. (Moby)
[]You would or have told The Aristocrats at a Catholic Church
[X]When you're sick you don't tell people and cough in their faces



5 WOOHOO IM NOT A JERK

[x]You have drowned a puppy
[x]You hate children
[x]You would slap a child if it was annoying you, even if it wasn't yours
[x]You make Jesus cry
[x]You haven't had sex in the past few months
[x]Your hand is your best friend
[x]Seeing people happy makes you even more bitter
[]Your NS name is Melkor
[x]You are always right
[x]You laugh at people who have cancer
[x]You take money from homeless people
[]You watch Comedy Central for more than five hours a day
[x]You tell anorexics they're fat
[x]You tell a small child that a beaver is not just an animal
[]You have or would set a homeless person on fire
[]You masturbate to Helter Skelter
[x]You have or would set off bottle rockets in a crowded nursery full of sleeping babies.
[]xYou hate people
[]You even hate your mother
[x]You are conceited
[]You are Myrth
[x]You make racism fun
[x]Even Rob Reiner thinks you're evil
[x]Sarcasm is your hobby
[]You have no friends
[x]You hand out arsenic to suicidal teens
[x]You can't help but chuckle when you see a car crash
[x]You look at people like Gacy and say, "Pff, amateur."
[x]You listen to the sound of tortured souls. (Moby)
[x]You would or have told The Aristocrats at a Catholic Church
[x]When you're sick you don't tell people and cough in their faces

What do I win?

you know... guys... you really don't have to [and probably shouldn't] copy/paste the entire goddamn test in your post. We all know what the questions are; there is no need to repeat them ad nauseum.

i got an 8

you know... guys... you really don't have to [and probably shouldn't] copy/paste the entire goddamn test in your post. We all know what the questions are; there is no need to repeat them ad nauseum.
You so just wanted an excuse to say ad nauseum...

[]You have drowned a puppy
[X]You hate children
[X]You would slap a child if it was annoying you, even if it wasn't yours
[X]You make Jesus cry
[X]You haven't had sex in the past few months
[]Your hand is your best friend
[]Seeing people happy makes you even more bitter
[]Your NS name is Melkor
[X]You are always right
[]You laugh at people who have cancer
[X]You take money from homeless people
[]You watch Comedy Central for more than five hours a day
[]You tell anorexics they're fat
[X]You tell a small child that a beaver is not just an animal
[X]You have or would set a homeless person on fire
[]You masturbate to Helter Skelter
[X]You have or would set off bottle rockets in a crowded nursery full of sleeping babies.
[]You hate people
[]You even hate your mother
[X]You are conceited
[]You are Myrth
[]You make racism fun
[]Even Rob Reiner thinks you're evil
[X]Sarcasm is your hobby
[]You have no friends
[]You hand out arsenic to suicidal teens
[X]You can't help but chuckle when you see a car crash
[X]You look at people like Gacy and say, "Pff, amateur."
[]You listen to the sound of tortured souls. (Moby)
[]You would or have told The Aristocrats at a Catholic Church
[X]When you're sick you don't tell people and cough in their faces

btw, does trapping a squirrel, then burning it to death count?
Also, how about freezing another squirrel then chucking its near ice body into a highway?

Also, how about freezing another squirrel then chucking its near ice body into a highway?
Depends if you later served it in a pie...

Depends if you later served it in a pie...
No, I'm pretty sure the 10 wheeler dragged it for a half a mine before it let the thing go, it dragged the squirrels blood all along the highway (absolutely hilarious)

[]You have drowned a puppy
[X]You hate children
[X]You would slap a child if it was annoying you, even if it wasn't yours
[X]You make Jesus cry
[X]You haven't had sex in the past few months
[]Your hand is your best friend
[]Seeing people happy makes you even more bitter
[]Your NS name is Melkor
[]You are always right
[]You laugh at people who have cancer
[]You take money from homeless people
[]You watch Comedy Central for more than five hours a day
[]You tell anorexics they're fat
[]You tell a small child that a beaver is not just an animal
[]You have or would set a homeless person on fire
[]You masturbate to Helter Skelter
[]You have or would set off bottle rockets in a crowded nursery full of sleeping babies.
[X]You hate people
[]You even hate your mother
[]You are conceited
[]You are Myrth
[X]You make racism fun
[]Even Rob Reiner thinks you're evil
[X]Sarcasm is your hobby
[]You have no friends
[]You hand out arsenic to suicidal teens
[]You can't help but chuckle when you see a car crash
[]You look at people like Gacy and say, "Pff, amateur."
[]You listen to the sound of tortured souls. (Moby)
[X]You would or have told The Aristocrats at a Catholic Church
[]When you're sick you don't tell people and cough in their faces

[]You have drowned a puppy
[X]You hate children only somtimes
[]You would slap a child if it was annoying you, even if it wasn't yours
[]You make Jesus cry
[X]You haven't had sex in the past few months though I don't see how this is relevant.. I haven't had sex EVER
[]Your hand is your best friend
[X]Seeing people happy makes you even more bitter
[]Your NS name is Melkor
[X]You are always right
[]You laugh at people who have cancer
[]You take money from homeless people
[]You watch Comedy Central for more than five hours a day
[]You tell anorexics they're fat
[]You tell a small child that a beaver is not just an animal
[]You have or would set a homeless person on fire
[]You masturbate to Helter Skelter
[]You have or would set off bottle rockets in a crowded nursery full of sleeping babies.
[X]You hate people
[X]You even hate your mother sometimes.. she can be annoying
[]You are conceited
[]You are Myrth
[]You make racism fun
[]Even Rob Reiner thinks you're evil
[X]Sarcasm is your hobby
[]You have no friends
[]You hand out arsenic to suicidal teens
[]You can't help but chuckle when you see a car crash
[]You look at people like Gacy and say, "Pff, amateur."
[]You listen to the sound of tortured souls. (Moby)
[]You would or have told The Aristocrats at a Catholic Church
[]When you're sick you don't tell people and cough in their faces

No, I'm pretty sure the 10 wheeler dragged it for a half a mine before it let the thing go, it dragged the squirrels blood all along the highway (absolutely hilarious)



You know, sometimes it's really difficult to restrain myself from violating the "no death threats" rule...

You know, sometimes it's really difficult to restrain myself from violating the "no death threats" rule...

Twisted humor at its finest

[]You have drowned a puppy
[X]You hate children-Certain ones
[X]You would slap a child if it was annoying you, even if it wasn't yours-Thats not jerkish thats Good for Society!
[]You make Jesus cry
[X]You haven't had sex in the past few months
[X]Your hand is your best friend
[X]Seeing people happy makes you even more bitter
[]Your NS name is Melkor
[X]You are always right
[X]You laugh at people who have cancer-Not all of em.*Shifty eyes*
[]You take money from homeless people
[]You watch Comedy Central for more than five hours a day
[]You tell anorexics they're fat
[]You tell a small child that a beaver is not just an animal
[]You have or would set a homeless person on fire
[]You masturbate to Helter Skelter
[]You have or would set off bottle rockets in a crowded nursery full of sleeping babies.
[X]You hate people-Dont you?
[X]You even hate your mother-Maybe
[X]You are conceited
[]You are Myrth
[X]You make racism fun-It's always fun.
[]Even Rob Reiner thinks you're evil
[X]Sarcasm is your hobby
[X]You have no friends
[]You hand out arsenic to suicidal teens
[X]You can't help but chuckle when you see a car crash-Sometimes
[X]You look at people like Gacy and say, "Pff, amateur."-WHo?
[]You listen to the sound of tortured souls. (Moby)
[]You would or have told The Aristocrats at a Catholic Church-Told who what?
[]When you're sick you don't tell people and cough in their faces
15/32 :fluffle:

I got 29, but really are those things really that bad to do?

~Satanic Reverend Medivh~

6 points?

I once superglued a dildo to a man's forehead. Does that qualify me for extra credit?

Put an X in the box if you have or would do any of the following.

[]You have drowned a puppy
[]You hate children
[]You would slap a child if it was annoying you, even if it wasn't yours
[X]You make Jesus cry
[X]You haven't had sex in the past few months
[X]Your hand is your best friend
[]Seeing people happy makes you even more bitter
[]Your NS name is Melkor
[]You are always right
[]You laugh at people who have cancer
[]You take money from homeless people
[]You watch Comedy Central for more than five hours a day
[]You tell anorexics they're fat
[]You tell a small child that a beaver is not just an animal
[]You have or would set a homeless person on fire
[]You masturbate to Helter Skelter
[]You have or would set off bottle rockets in a crowded nursery full of sleeping babies.
[X]You hate people
[]You even hate your mother
[]You are conceited
[]You are Myrth
[]You make racism fun
[]Even Rob Reiner thinks you're evil
[X]Sarcasm is your hobby
[]You have no friends
[]You hand out arsenic to suicidal teens
[]You can't help but chuckle when you see a car crash
[]You look at people like Gacy and say, "Pff, amateur."
[]You listen to the sound of tortured souls. (Moby)
[]You would or have told The Aristocrats at a Catholic Church
[]When you're sick you don't tell people and cough in their faces

Five for me.

5. But maybe watching Comedy Central more than 5 hours a day should give me some extra beef jerky points?

3. Hmm.. I'm not much of a jerk am I?

20

Just two for me

It varies from 1 to 3 depending on the mood I'm in.

Ditto - God I hate kids....and people....but mostly people with kids...

13, not bad.

1 maybe 2 but I don't see sarcasm as my hobby but.

Four ain't bad.

[]You have drowned a puppy
[]You hate children
[]You would slap a child if it was annoying you, even if it wasn't yours
[]You make Jesus cry
[]You haven't had sex in the past few months
[]Your hand is your best friend
[]Seeing people happy makes you even more bitter
[]Your NS name is Melkor
[x]You are always right
[]You laugh at people who have cancer
[]You take money from homeless people
[]You watch Comedy Central for more than five hours a day
[x]You tell anorexics they're fat
[x]You tell a small child that a beaver is not just an animal
[]You have or would set a homeless person on fire
[]You masturbate to Helter Skelter
[]You have or would set off bottle rockets in a crowded nursery full of sleeping babies.
[]You hate people
[]You even hate your mother
[x]You are conceited
[]You are Myrth
[]You make racism fun
[]Even Rob Reiner thinks you're evil
[]Sarcasm is your hobby
[]You have no friends
[]You hand out arsenic to suicidal teens
[]You can't help but chuckle when you see a car crash
[]You look at people like Gacy and say, "Pff, amateur."
[]You listen to the sound of tortured souls. (Moby)
[]You would or have told The Aristocrats at a Catholic Church
[]When you're sick you don't tell people and cough in their faces

Score yourself, goddamn it. For every quesion or statement where you placed an X, that makes you even more of a jerk

not really a jerk, maybe a bit of sadist though :D

[]You have drowned a puppy
[X]You hate children
[X]You would slap a child if it was annoying you, even if it wasn't yours
[X]You make Jesus cry
[X]You haven't had sex in the past few months
[]Your hand is your best friend
[X]Seeing people happy makes you even more bitter
[]Your NS name is Melkor
[X]You are always right
[]You laugh at people who have cancer
[]You take money from homeless people
[]You watch Comedy Central for more than five hours a day
[X]You tell anorexics they're fat
[X]You tell a small child that a beaver is not just an animal
[]You have or would set a homeless person on fire
[]You masturbate to Helter Skelter
[X]You have or would set off bottle rockets in a crowded nursery full of sleeping babies.
[X]You hate people
[X]You even hate your mother
[X]You are conceited
[X]You are Myrth
[]You make racism fun
[]Even Rob Reiner thinks you're evil
[X]Sarcasm is your hobby
[]You have no friends
[]You hand out arsenic to suicidal teens
[]You can't help but chuckle when you see a car crash
[]You look at people like Gacy and say, "Pff, amateur."
[]You listen to the sound of tortured souls. (Moby)
[]You would or have told The Aristocrats at a Catholic Church
[]When you're sick you don't tell people and cough in their faces

[QUOTE=Neo Kervoskia]Put an X in the box if you have or would do any of the following.

[]You have drowned a puppy
[X]You hate children
[]You would slap a child if it was annoying you, even if it wasn't yours
[X]You make Jesus cry
[X]You haven't had sex in the past few months
[X]Your hand is your best friend
[X]Seeing people happy makes you even more bitter
[]Your NS name is Melkor
[]You are always right
[]You laugh at people who have cancer
[]You take money from homeless people
[]You watch Comedy Central for more than five hours a day
[]You tell anorexics they're fat
[X]You tell a small child that a beaver is not just an animal
[]You have or would set a homeless person on fire
[]You masturbate to Helter Skelter
[]You have or would set off bottle rockets in a crowded nursery full of sleeping babies.
[X]You hate people
[]You even hate your mother
[X]You are conceited
[XXX]You are Myrth
[X]You make racism fun
[Xwho?]Even Rob Reiner thinks you're evil
[X]Sarcasm is your hobby
[]You have no friends
[]You hand out arsenic to suicidal teens
[]You can't help but chuckle when you see a car crash
[]You look at people like Gacy and say, "Pff, amateur."
[]You listen to the sound of tortured souls. (Moby)
[]You would or have told The Aristocrats at a Catholic Church
[X]When you're sick you don't tell people and cough in their faces


A...SS....HO....LE everybody!

I got 4!

6

btw, racism IS fun :)

A...SS....HO....LE everybody!

Try to gain an extra jerk-point by quoting Denis Leary?

Try to gain an extra jerk-point by quoting Denis Leary?

Yeah, it was cheap but worth it.

Put an X in the box if you have or would do any of the following.

[]You have drowned a puppy
[]You hate children
[]You would slap a child if it was annoying you, even if it wasn't yours
[If atheism makes him cry, then X]You make Jesus cry
[X]You haven't had sex in the past few months
[]Your hand is your best friend
[]Seeing people happy makes you even more bitter
[]Your NS name is Melkor
[]You are always right
[]You laugh at people who have cancer
[]You take money from homeless people
[]You watch Comedy Central for more than five hours a day
[]You tell anorexics they're fat
[]You tell a small child that a beaver is not just an animal
[]You have or would set a homeless person on fire
[]You masturbate to Helter Skelter
[]You have or would set off bottle rockets in a crowded nursery full of sleeping babies.
[]You hate people
[]You even hate your mother
[]You are conceited
[]You are Myrth
[]You make racism fun
[]Even Rob Reiner thinks you're evil
[]Sarcasm is your hobby
[]You have no friends
[]You hand out arsenic to suicidal teens
[]You can't help but chuckle when you see a car crash
[]You look at people like Gacy and say, "Pff, amateur."
[]You listen to the sound of tortured souls. (Moby)
[]You would or have told The Aristocrats at a Catholic Church
[]When you're sick you don't tell people and cough in their faces

Score yourself, goddamn it. For every quesion or statement where you placed an X, that makes you even more of a jerk.Uhp, my result is 1 or 2, depending on how you interpret the Jesus question. Yay, I'm a good person! =D

Put an X in the box if you have or would do any of the following.

[]You have drowned a puppy
[]You hate children
[]You would slap a child if it was annoying you, even if it wasn't yours
[ :) ]You make Jesus cry
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]You haven't had sex in the past few months(15 years)(Maybe that has something to do with being 15, hmmmmmmmm?)
[]Your hand is your best friend
[]Seeing people happy makes you even more bitter
[]Your NS name is Melkor
[]You are always right
[]You laugh at people who have cancer
[]You take money from homeless people
[x]You watch Comedy Central for more than five hours a day
[]You tell anorexics they're fat
[x]You tell a small child that a beaver is not just an animal
[]You have or would set a homeless person on fire
[]You masturbate to Helter Skelter
[]You have or would set off bottle rockets in a crowded nursery full of sleeping babies.
[xxxx]You hate people( peolpe are stuped, for lack of a better word)
[]You even hate your mother
[]You are conceited
[]You are Myrth
[]You make racism fun
[]Even Rob Reiner thinks you're evil
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]Sarcasm is your hobby( guilty as charged
[]You have no friends
[]You hand out arsenic to suicidal teens
[]You can't help but chuckle when you see a car crash
[]You look at people like Gacy and say, "Pff, amateur."
[x]You listen to the sound of tortured souls. (Deftly)
[]You would or have told The Aristocrats at a Catholic Church
[]When you're sick you don't tell people and cough in their faces

Score yourself, goddamn it. For every quesion or statement where you placed an X, that makes you even more of a jerk.

Five
I feel better about myself now :D

[]You have drowned a puppy
[X]You hate children
[X]You would slap a child if it was annoying you, even if it wasn't yours
[]You make Jesus cry
[X]You haven't had sex in the past few months (that would be kinda illegal)
[]Your hand is your best friend
[X]Seeing people happy makes you even more bitter
[X]Your NS name is Melkor (puppet)
[X]You are always right
[X]You laugh at people who have cancer
[]You take money from homeless people
[X]You watch Comedy Central for more than five hours a day
[X]You tell anorexics they're fat
[]You tell a small child that a beaver is not just an animal
[]You have or would set a homeless person on fire
[]You masturbate to Helter Skelter
[]You have or would set off bottle rockets in a crowded nursery full of sleeping babies.
[X]You hate people
[X]You even hate your mother
[X]You are conceited
[]You are Myrth (?)
[]You make racism fun
[X]Even Rob Reiner thinks you're evil (no idea who he is, but everyone else thinks so...yes, my mother as well)
[X]Sarcasm is your hobby
[]You have no friends
[]You hand out arsenic to suicidal teens
[X]You can't help but chuckle when you see a car crash
[]You look at people like Gacy and say, "Pff, amateur."
[X]You listen to the sound of tortured souls. (Moby)
[X]You would or have told The Aristocrats at a Catholic Church
[X]When you're sick you don't tell people and cough in their faces

That´s 18...

[]You have drowned a puppy
[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ad infinitum]You hate children
[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ad infinitum]You would slap a child if it was annoying you, even if it wasn't yours
[XXX (If devout atheism has this effect, then definitely)]You make Jesus cry
[]You haven't had sex in the past few months
[]Your hand is your best friend
[X]Seeing people happy makes you even more bitter
[]Your NS name is Melkor
[]You are always right
[]You laugh at people who have cancer
[]You take money from homeless people
[]You watch Comedy Central for more than five hours a day
[]You tell anorexics they're fat
[X]tell a small child that a beaver is not just an animal
[]You have or would set a homeless person on fire
[]You masturbate to Helter Skelter
[XXX]You have or would set off bottle rockets in a crowded nursery full of sleeping babies.
[X (Usually)]You hate people
[]You even hate your mother
[X]You are conceited
[]You are Myrth
[]You make racism fun
[Know nothing about his work, but probably]Even Rob Reiner thinks you're evil
[X]Sarcasm is your hobby
[]You have no friends
[Not yet, but I would]You hand out arsenic to suicidal teens
[]You can't help but chuckle when you see a car crash
[X]You look at people like Gacy and say, "Pff, amateur."
[]You listen to the sound of tortured souls. (Moby)
[Dunno]You would or have told The Aristocrats at a Catholic Church
[X]When you're sick you don't tell people and cough in their faces

It seems I'm somewhat of a 'jerk' then. Excellent.

[]You have drowned a puppy
[x]You hate children
[]You would slap a child if it was annoying you, even if it wasn't yours
[?]You make Jesus cry (no idea. possibly)
[x]You haven't had sex in the past few months
[]Your hand is your best friend (my computer is ;) my hand would come #3, after my brain with it's immense weirdness and holiness)
[]Seeing people happy makes you even more bitter
[]Your NS name is Melkor
[]You are always right
[]You laugh at people who have cancer
[]You take money from homeless people
[]You watch Comedy Central for more than five hours a day
[]You tell anorexics they're fat
[/]You tell a small child that a beaver is not just an animal (I'm sure I will, one day)
[]You have or would set a homeless person on fire
[]You masturbate to Helter Skelter
[]You have or would set off bottle rockets in a crowded nursery full of sleeping babies.
[x]You hate people
[/]You even hate your mother (at times I really do, so 1/2 point)
[x]You are conceited (well, I concider myself the holiest being in existance...)
[]You are Myrth
[]You make racism fun
[]Even Rob Reiner thinks you're evil
[/]Sarcasm is your hobby (it could count as a relatively big intrest, atleast, so 1/2 point)
[]You have no friends
[]You hand out arsenic to suicidal teens
[]You can't help but chuckle when you see a car crash
[]You look at people like Gacy and say, "Pff, amateur."
[]You listen to the sound of tortured souls. (Moby)
[]You would or have told The Aristocrats at a Catholic Church
[]When you're sick you don't tell people and cough in their faces

So 5.5-6.5 points.

You haven't had sex in the past few months

just that one, but how does that make me a jerk? :confused: