The Soup
A man goes into a restaurant and sits down, ordering a bowl of soup for an appetizer while he contemplates what to get for his main meal.
The waiter brings out the soup, places it in front of the man, and heads back to the kitchen when he's suddenly called back by the customer.
"Waiter," says the customer, "will you please taste my soup?"
"Taste your soup?" replies the waiter, "Why, is there something wrong with it?"
"No, no, I'd just like you to taste the soup."
"Is it to hot? I could have it cooled for you."
"Please, just taste the soup."
"I could heat it up if it's to cold."
"Waiter, please, just taste my soup."
"Does it taste funny?"
"Will you just taste the freaking soup?"
"Okay, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?"
"Ah Ha!"
Hahaha. The customer could have just asked for a spoon in the first place.
Jordaxia
22-08-2005, 00:58
Hahaha. The customer could have just asked for a spoon in the first place.
paft, I'm sure being awkward made the experience more rewarding for the waiter in the end.
I like this. It's funny.
Sel Appa
22-08-2005, 01:07
hehehe...haven't seen a good joke in a while. Now to memorize and reuse...
hehehe...haven't seen a good joke in a while. Now to memorize and reuse...
heh, this is an old joke. i think eddie murphy did it in Coming to America.
heh, this is an old joke. i think eddie murphy did it in Coming to America.
You mean his show consisted of something other than four letter words and explicit descriptions of genitals?
Neo Kervoskia
22-08-2005, 02:09
You mean his show consisted of something other than four letter words and explicit descriptions of genitals?
No, the exception was that, that time it was a movie.
No, the exception was that, that time it was a movie.
Oh. I shun Eddie Murphy movies like the plague, so I have no idea what he's done.
Jordaxia
22-08-2005, 02:14
Oh. I shun Eddie Murphy movies like the plague, so I have no idea what he's done.
if you don't know what he's done, how do you shun them like the plague? :D what if you accidently wander into one, and then it begins? do you scream and run out, washing your eyes with bleach?
ok.... I should have abandoned this attempt at humour before it began.
although admittedly now I know what you sound like, your insults are suddenly much more acidic. it's amazing....
if you don't know what he's done, how do you shun them like the plague? :D what if you accidently wander into one, and then it begins? do you scream and run out, washing your eyes with bleach?
I have a douche bag for such occasions.
although admittedly now I know what you sound like, your insults are suddenly much more acidic. it's amazing....
As was my plan all along. Nice to see it coming together.
And yes, this was said in, but not from, the Eddie Murphy movie Coming to America. The white Jewish barbershop customer said it. And yes, that was Eddie Murphy playing the white Jew.
And yes, that was Eddie Murphy playing the white Jew.
Of course it was. He doesn't play all the characters himself because it's funny, he does it because he has no choice. No one respectable wants to be in his shitty movies.
Dude, he had Vader. Don't diss the Vader.
Dude, he had Vader. Don't diss the Vader.
Oh, don't get me started on the suckage that is Star Wars...
BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, George Lucas is a hack, I tells you! A talentless hack!
Oh, George Lucas is a hack, I tells you! A talentless hack!
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Sheer Stupidity
22-08-2005, 02:56
Oh, George Lucas is a hack, I tells you! A talentless hack!
How vile.
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How vile.
Yeah, his movies sure are.
Sheer Stupidity
22-08-2005, 03:33
Yeah, his movies sure are.
:rolleyes:
(walks away)