NationStates Jolt Archive

1000. You get your daily news from this site

999. You never log-off.

Add your own! Lets see if we can get to 1000!

998: You have had "relations" with someone you met through NationStates.

At 140 posts you really should know that these sorts of spammy threads are frowned upon by the Mods. Let the thread sink and die away, please.

1000. You get your daily news from this site

999. You never log-off.

Add your own! Lets see if we can get to 1000!997 You start a list post starting with 1000 and counting backwards.... and end it with a "Lets See if we can get to a 1000" line.

996 On your exam, in the Multiple Choice section, you write in "MYRTH"

995 Your spouse doesn't mind you going to the Club every night.... the Paradise Club that is.

994 you report to your boss that a co worker is trolling you in email.

993. You start envying the mods because they know who [violet] is.
992. You try to envision what other NS players look like
991. Suddenly, having a lot of posts seems really really cool

990. You know everything there is to know about gay marriage.

899. You no longer try to envision what other NSers look like because you already KNOW
898. You KNOW what other NSers sound like

987. The only flags you ever wave are those of your NS nations.

990. You have to stop and think in other parts of life if this is something the Mods would approve of.

985: You've been around for 2 1/2 years
984: You reminisce about the good ol' days
983: You leave for a year, get divorced, and find yourself back in the forums...

987. You know China won't use nukes because of the inevitable dogpile.

986: You go check the NS general forum before you have breakfast and before you go to bed - and refresh a gazillion times meanwhile...

985: You know every past and present NSer

985: You've been around for 2 1/2 years
984: You reminisce about the good ol' days
983: You leave for a year, get divorced, and find yourself back in the forums...983a You leave, find out you are now Divorced, then find youself back on the forums...

986: You go check the NS general forum before you have breakfast and before you go to bed - and refresh a gazillion times meanwhile...
uh huh... that one is the clincher :S


984: when you've been here long enough to have seen at least half a dozen threads like this...
983: when you have an extended electronic family consisting of an e-wife, e-mother-in-law, and so on... like back in the day *sighs*
982: when you post and then go and do something in RL, and all you can think of is what replies you might be getting (happens to me in the bath a lot... though you didn't need to know that.)
981: when you've actually met up with NSers in RL

983a You leave, find out you are now Divorced, then find youself back on the forums...

ROFL

### You leave, and find out in the forums that you're divorced...

### You leave, and find out in the forums that you're divorced...

Would that be 983b?

meh

You have puppet nation you use to find easter eggs, or simply in order to attain certain rankings combinations.

I'm so ashamed.

EDIT: Oh, and you start thinking that libertarianism, anarchism and communism are mainstream political beliefs.

Would that be 983b?
I'm waiting for all the numbers to be corrected. I'll edit it tomorrow...

982 - You propose that the new 1000 signs you're addicted to NS thread be judged not by random post but by elected, representative parliament in which every NS political party's beliefs are adequately represented and then the 1000 signs thoroughly decided through debate, compromise, rhetoric, slander, force and bribery.

981. In geography class, you insist that your country really exists. Bonus if you get others to believe you.
980. You've created your own national anthem.
979. You think RP's you've participated in were real conflicts.
978. You're IM is full of people you met on NS.
977. You're only friends are from NS.
976. You were late for a date because of an important debate on the forums.

At 140 posts you really should know that these sorts of spammy threads are frowned upon by the Mods. Let the thread sink and die away, please.
If this is spamm, I don’t want to be meat-free. :D

At 140 posts you really should know that these sorts of spammy threads are frowned upon by the Mods. Let the thread sink and die away, please.

What's the harm in having a little fun? And the members don't want it to die

and compared to the other threads on this forum....

975. You know more about your fellow NS players then you do about your neighbours, your co-workers, or even your friends

974: You blow off a friend's fairwell party because of a "hot RP"


(I actually did this.... yesterday...)

EDIT: Oh, and you start thinking that libertarianism, anarchism and communism are mainstream political beliefs.

No, no.

You start thinking that libertarianism, anarchism, communism, and fascism are the only mainstream political beliefs. ;)

1: What Is A RP, I Dont No Because Im Not An Internet Nerd
2: Youre all Internet Nerds
3:Go Out And Get Girlfriends N Stuff
4:God Help You If You're A Girl! HAHAHAHA (http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Buckey%20OHeir!count)

I'm not sure whether the above poster is seriously attempting ridicule, or is just trying to get more hits for his cliché and lame website.

Any ideas?

What's the harm in having a little fun? And the members don't want it to die
The m-ds banned fun, remember?

his cliché and lame website.I want those .39 second of my life back...!

1: What Is A RP, I Dont No Because Im Not An Internet Nerd
2: Youre all Internet Nerds
3:Go Out And Get Girlfriends N Stuff
4:God Help You If You're A Girl! HAHAHAHA (http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Buckey%20OHeir!count)

Funny thing is that I met my current love-interest through NS...go figure, right?

979: You're so burned out on new material that you have to resort to making a "1000 Signs" thread for hits.

You've participated in at least 2 other "You Know You're Addicted to NS, When:" threads, and you posted a large majority of the signs.

977 When you'veposted more than one sign from the day before in a "signed your addicted to NS" thread

976 When you realise you'd rather live in <insert your country name here> than in America.

975 When you convince all your friends to join and NS and get into post NS arguements over threads on a nite out.

974 When you only talk to your friends through NS

973 - you have more posts on the NationStates than on any other forum

#?? You're willing to go through the eternity and aggrivation required to post using dial-up just to get your fix

I believe we are on number 971

971. You figure since you don't have to wear pants when using NS, you shouldn't have to use em in real life either

970. You spend more than a few minutes wondering how to get a new description apart from member
969. When you get one, you insist people describe you as that

968: You have your NS country's flag flying in front of your house.
968b: Worse yet, you have the flags of every republic/state/province of your country flying in front of your house.
967: You've considered declaring war on a real world country only to realize your army is imaginary.

966: You keep hitting F5 untill a new issue appears

965. You consider correcting grammar and spelling an acceptable form of debating.
964. You've been labeled a fluffle whore
963. You've sung your nation's anthem in public

966: You keep hitting F5 untill a new issue appears
It's so true...:(

962: You come to NS hoping to find a mate
961: only to find out that they're all either already taken or not your type

960: You see shows on Discovery Military and argue why your tank design should have been ranked on the list of top-10 tanks.

959 - you've just met a seventh fellow NS player.

Ahem.

958: You have created, printed & carry currency of your NationaStates Nation in your wallet/purse.

957: You're shocked and dismayed to find that someone you've never had contact to outside of NS forums has different beliefs than you.

956. You've actually sent a decleration of war to a real nation, only to get a reply 2 months later saying, "You're from America, aren't you?"

I'm not kidding, that happened, damn French. They never take me seriously.

955. Russia accepts.

954. You plan out your RPs in class.
953. You skip class to RP.
952. You hate RPing but still do it anyways to increase your post count and build a somewhat erstwhile reputation.

951. You start using "meh"... :headbang:

951. You start using "meh"... :headbang:

meh.

950. You participate two posts worth in a 1000 signs thread.

949. You begin debating people in real life over trivial issues for no reason at all.

948: You discover that you spend more time plotting, scheming and designing than sleeping, eating or interacting with your housemates.
947: You find yourself hurling abuse at absent fellow NSers when drunk.

946: You can repeat every single issue from memory. (word-for-word, of course)

945: You begin to sympathise with real world government
944: You feel the need to distinguish between real world and NS
943: You begin to invision governing your real world nation based on NS ideals
942: You give up on running your real world nation in favour of finding a way to creat your NationStates nation...

941: You know fellow NSer's political views better than your significant other's.

940. You consider it treasonous that your friends do not refer to you as the Glorious Leader/Emperor/President/Big Brother/whatever

you bother reading the signs up till now and realize you want jelly bellies. :D

939: you've seen dozens of versions of this exact same thread yet still feel the need to post in it

938/937 Wasting time here seems more appetising than the outside.
(There's an outside) :confused:

936: You envy LP for his big postcount

936: You envy LP for his big postcount
i'm catching up

935) You have broken the law about 2,000,000 times, because u only follow the laws of your NS nation.
934) When someone tell you the price of something in a RL currency, you answer: How many (ur NS nations currency) is that

933a) You make a cult honoring a fellow NSer cough*Cult of Tink*cough*
933b) You are a card carrying member of a cult
933c) You believe the cult is a mainstream religion
932) You create an Anti-Cult.

haha excellent thread

931 you chuckle as you become lost in fond memories whenever someone mentions jesussaves

At 140 posts you really should know that these sorts of spammy threads are frowned upon by the Mods. Let the thread sink and die away, please.

god, i hate you

god, i hate you

Fass isn't bad, he's just a killjoy :)

EDIT:Crap, I just noticed the anti-cult one.

939: you've seen dozens of versions of this exact same thread yet still feel the need to post in it
you beat me to it

Fass isn't bad, he's just a killjoy :)

EDIT:Crap, I just noticed the anti-cult one.

maybe, but we have a history

you beat me to it
:p

936: You pity LP for his big postcount
fixed :p

930) You wish some NS had created a cult about you
930a) You have had a cult made after you

929) When you drop out of school/work to spend all your time online.
928)When you get confused when people talk about the Real World?
927) When you break your own leg, arm etc. to get out of doing stuff offline.

926: You were once a Mod and still return to post
925: You were around for the "good ol' days" and while you miss the excitement and fun had back then, you continue to post in the newer, less fun threads

[Like so]924 You put url tags and posts to convey emotion. [/Like so]

923: In RL when people make mistakes you call them n00bs

922: The only World Cup results you know of are the ones in the NationStates forum

921: You keep telling yourself not to post in the "God vs No god" and "Creationism vs Evolution" threads but you keep doing it. :rolleyes:

920 - you start using pwn'd in real life
919 - you don't bother to get dressed afetr getting out of the shower; you come in wearing your towel
918 - you know your computer is in your room, so you have no problem with logging in wrapped in a blanket and your underwear
917 - you can't let the conservatives/liberal wreck your thread so you don't go to get food
916 - you spot the spelling error in the title
915 - you know you're addicted and not adiccted to NS

914 - You can't remember what real country you live in
913 - You recognize all of the 1000 signs of this thread

912 - you add another post to up your count even though your stomach is growling
911 - you then edit that post because you put in the wrong number and you're still just as hungry if not more so

910: Your post count is higher than your yearly income

910: Your post count is higher than your yearly income
FECK! ARSE!

909: You could draw every single posted in General

NS Is cool I'm addicted to NS

fixed :p
its true.
908:Youve become immune to anti-Poland Jokes.
Not really

907: You know at least 10 Bushisms

906) You think this list will actually reach 1000

905. You're on this page of the thread.

904: You wonder how to say a smiley when in RL
903: You forget how to talk in RL
902: You call real life RL even when referring to RL in RL
901: You forget where the off-switch to your computer is
900: You forget your wife's name
899: You think China is a small country with it's population of only 1 billion
898: You make new nations everyday coz you like answering the questions even though you put the same every time

897: You bitch at everyone you know is a Mod

896: You haven't gotten off your ass to eat or go to the toilet in the last 2 1/2 years

[Like so]924 You put url tags and posts to convey emotion. [/Like so]
924a You want to put URL tags around things you say in real life

895 For you the world is divided into two planes: NS and RL.
895a For you the world is divided into two planes: IC and OOC.
895b For you the world is divided into two planes: the game and the forums.
894 Your username is "NovaCarpeDiem".
893 You go on vacation for two months and when you come back the first thing you do is log into your nation.

906) You think this list will actually reach 1000
906a You're actually willing to help it reach 1000

892 You cry when you United Nation catagory changes off your favorite/desired.

891: You actually start using your username in everything else, like Webshots or Xanga, and you translate it into your mother language and use it in other login-required websites.
890: You make a comeback after a year after high school graduation.

889 Getting a "Frightening" economy and keeping it is more important to you than getting a boy/girlfriend and keeping him/her.

888: rather than going to meet up with someone you met up with on NS, you get distracted by NS and are too late (oops :( )

887: Everytime you see that TInk has just posted, you hurry up and see what she said

887: Everytime you see that TInk has just posted, you hurry up and see what she said
886: You keep wondering why TInk is so popular and yourself are not. :(

887: Everytime you see that TInk has just posted, you hurry up and see what she said
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

;) :fluffle:

886: You keep wondering why TInk is so popular and yourself are not. :(
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

886: You keep wondering why TInk is so popular and yourself are not. :(

885: You read her posts to find out how to be more popular.

885: You read her posts to find out how to be more popular.
884: You realise you can't cuz she's got over 10000 posts. :rolleyes:

Lol. We're posting more illegitmate reasons by the minute.

884: You realise you can't cuz she's got over 10000 posts. :rolleyes:

Lol. We're posting more illegitmate reasons by the minute.
over 20,000 if you count my old nation

###? You feel the need to " :fluffle: " Tinks at least once a day.
###? You have more puppets on NS than Friends in RL.

881) You've edited the NSWiki (http://ns.goobergunch.net)

#880 You have tried to declare war on France
#879 They surrendered

878. You expect issues to come in the post
877. You lie to friends about why you can't come out, just so you can play NS
876. You begin to know what kinda smilies individual NSers like

878. You expect issues to come in the post
877. You lie to friends about why you can't come out, just so you can play NS
876. You begin to know what kinda smilies individual NSers like877a: Your REAL Friends join NS because that's the only way they can interact with you.

875: When in school you daydream about your current war in NS.

874: You post, then refresh every 5 seconds to see who replied to your thread.

873. You shut yourself off from the world and decide the only friend you need IS NS

872: You yell at NS and threaten NS no sex for a week.

EDIT . . .or at least till the next issue comes around.

871. You name your child after your/another players nation name. Then you sacrifice the child in the name of the great NS gods (whoever they may be).

870. You begin to think of NS as God
869. And than debate it in the general forum before getting banned for flaming

868. In RL, when you find something amusing, the immediate reaction in your head is "lol"
867. You lie awake at night planning out posts and replies for NS threads

866) You have participated in every RP thread in NationStates

865. Believe saying "check your facts" to someone else proves your point in an argument.
864. Believe everyone outside of NS uses (sp) or (?) after the end of a word if they don't know how to spell it correctly.
863. Can quickly tell someone the difference between a newb/newbie and a n00b.
862. Spend most of your time at work searching for interesting threads on NS General, thus bringing you closer and closer to getting fired.
861. Started using an IM only to contact and keep in touch with your NS friends and allies.
860. Create a nation just to see how big its population can get.
859. Spend hours trying to think of a nation name that isn't "reserved" because its already been used. (my frustration!)

886: You keep wondering why TInk is so popular and yourself are not. :(
858)Then you relise why its so.! ;)

857. You come on during the middle of an earthquake to announce that you are currently in the middle of an earthquake.

856: You take joy in seeing yourself quoted in the signatures of others...

855: You're still here?

854: You posted more than ten times in a "1000 Signs You're Addicted to NationStates" thread

854: You posted more than ten times in a "1000 Signs You're Addicted to NationStates" thread

854a: You have posted more than 50% of the posts in a "1000 Signs You're Addicted to NationStates" thread and your NS name is Rotovia.
853: You don't respond to any other name than Rotovia.
852: You've forgotten what your real name is.

851: You get excited when a certain Tink person logs on

850) You used Cheaptickets to search for flight deals to cities in your NS nation
849) You think that Cheaptickets is just a joke-site, because they thought the city you searched for did not exist.
848) You have created a website that searces for flight deals between cities in NS nations because of this.

854a: You have posted more than 50% of the posts in a "1000 Signs You're Addicted to NationStates" thread and your NS name is Rotovia.
853: You don't respond to any other name than Rotovia.
852: You've forgotten what your real name is.
849: Being used in an NS post makes you a little misty...down there
848: Your NS offsite webpage contains more information of your nation than your RL world country's.

EDIT: Oh, and you start thinking that libertarianism, anarchism and communism are mainstream political beliefs.
Bump for trueness. And that's even after I've been gone for 9 months.

847: You put Your NS nation in Wikipedia

847: You put Your NS nation in Wikipedia
848: And give serious consideration to including an entire dictionary of your state language.

845: You keep telling yourself you can quit whenever you like... and you're still here.

844: When friend's and family threaten to hold an intervention you claim to have diplomatic immunity.

951. You start using "meh"... :headbang:

Hey! That's nothing to do with NS... I got it from Lisa Simpson!

859. Spend hours trying to think of a nation name that isn't "reserved" because its already been used. (my frustration!)
Surrender, I say!

857. You come on during the middle of an earthquake to announce that you are currently in the middle of an earthquake.
Or alternatively your first reaction to a tsunami warning is to start a thread along the lines of "Hey, there's a big wall of water heading my way..."

843: You worry more about NS then your pets
842: You worry about catching RL diseases when people post about being sick.
841: You post about your bodily functions
840: You look for advice on life on NS
840: You wonder why the little voices in your head are now named Reploid Productions, and tell you that you are constantly flaming and threaten to delete you.
839: You fear death as you fear deletion.
838: You remember jesussaves, and find and kicking his rightous @$$.

842: You've calculated that you have spent two entire days laughing at PyroKittens sig

838: You remember jesussaves, and find and kicking his rightous @$$.

Whoa. I just did a forum search for that guy and found a thread he had started about how satan is using kiddy lit to corrupt the young and create a worldwide demon-worshipping society. He's insane! But I loved reading it though. I wish he'd come back. :D

836 and should be #1:

You are MARRIED to someone you met here! :D

835: You make constant references to 'The Raysian Incident'

834: Your nation's name returns more results than "golden shower" on Google...

833: You were just reminded that it is 3:30am and you are still posting.

832. Your post count is higher than the populations of a couple countries.


Let's see...I've definately passed up The Holy See...one down...

831: You insist your friends address you by your post rank

830: You post in a thread simply because it's easier then running a search for your own posts.

829: You hide out this thread because Lord-General Drache reported you for spam.

830: You post in a thread simply because it's easier then running a search for your own posts.
I'm guilty of that one.

828: You miss your bus, just so you can make a random post.