NationStates Jolt Archive


I have a Secret

The East Inja Company
21-08-2005, 04:04
I am 192. For the last 182 years I have been composing the most excellent of Epic poems ever to exist, in Medieval Russian. Sadly, it fell on the fire, and ever since I have been a professional vigilante. If anyone would wish to ask me anything about my vigilante career, please feel free.
Kryozerkia
21-08-2005, 04:28
Yeah and I'll sprout wings and become a reborn Christian! :rolleyes:
The East Inja Company
21-08-2005, 04:33
Yeah and I'll sprout wings and become a reborn Christian! :rolleyes:

Like I did this morrow.
Laerod
21-08-2005, 04:35
Did you really never wash your hands after shaking Ghandi's?
Neo Rogolia
21-08-2005, 04:36
I am 192. For the last 182 years I have been composing the most excellent of Epic poems ever to exist, in Medieval Russian. Sadly, it fell on the fire, and ever since I have been a professional vigilante. If anyone would wish to ask me anything about my vigilante career, please feel free.



Write it again, we would all like to see it thou Ancient One :D
Winston S Churchill
21-08-2005, 04:37
So it really was YOU in the Death Wish films? How big was the final body count in total?
The East Inja Company
21-08-2005, 04:42
It began so beautifully with the tall tale of the ghost of Adolf Hitler that fell through the air with at the speed of a dead swallow to land in the eyes and mind of a dog to woof at the wermacht...I forget many parts, and recreating it might make my brain feel like a wet cake.