NationStates Jolt Archive


Micronesia Harbors Terrorists!

Drzhen
21-08-2005, 00:40
It has come to my attention that the sovereign nation of Micronesia is a terrorist state. My reasoning is that they cannot prove they are not a terrorist state.

As you can see from my link [link broken] there are over a hundred terrorist camps across the Micronesian islands, and the trucks used to haul off their coconut crop are actually mobile WMD factories.

Also, they have been receiving shipments of processed uranium from Niger. What continent Niger is on, I do not know, I'm only the President of the United States. The uranium is being held in a MacDonald's on the main Micronesian island, owned by a Russian Mafia branch.

The government of Micronesia has been in contact with European members of Al Qaeda, in meetings in Prague and Lima. My evidence exists, but you can't see it since it is top-secret classified.

I call upon all nations of the world to isolate Micronesia, and bring 'em to justice.
Drzhen
21-08-2005, 02:44
Bumpz0rs.
Colodia
21-08-2005, 02:45
What do we do? Send 1 soldier there and run them over since we now make up half the population?
Drzhen
21-08-2005, 02:48
What do we do? Send 1 soldier there and run them over since we now make up half the population?

We assemble a Coalition of the *un*Willing, duh.
Undelia
21-08-2005, 02:50
Rather lame, but I suspect it will get more credit than it deserves.
Colodia
21-08-2005, 02:56
I first saw it as "Minnesota harbors terrorists!"

Which makes sense....kinda.