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I'm listening to Art Bell (ok it's George Noory, same show) and this man that has been hunting a bigfoot for years, HAS FINALLY CAUGHT ONE!!!! He says it looks to be 8ft(about 2.3 M I think) and that it is in captivity! He will tell the media about it on Monday. I hope this isn't somehow a hoax! He says doctors have preformed tests on it, and they say it has TONS of diseases and bites. All the food and drink they gave it, it has just handed them back calmly. It is said to be a male.


P.S. Don't ask why I posted it here.

Sometimes, I wonder how Art manages to keep a straight face when talking to some of those people.

I'll wait for the full article to come out in Weekly World News. :D

Dats my cousin Vinny! I told Guido he'd find his way back eventually.

Are they sure it's not Ron Jeremy?

Are they sure it's not Ron Jeremy?
It's not Jeremy's feet that are big. :eek:

I dunno it sounds like a giant hippie. Does it smell like dirty armpits and patchouli oil?

An 8 ft tall hippie? :eek: WE'RE DOOMED!

An 8 ft tall hippie? :eek: WE'RE DOOMED!
No we'll be doomed when he meets his nemesis - the 8 ft tall Republican. we'd never survive the terrible consequences of these two solitudes colliding.

I guess the idea of an 8 ft ralph nader coming out of hiding wouldn't work too well...he'd just hold the hippie down while the republican kicked him in the nuts....

I've allways wanted an 8 ft tall hippie. The stun factor would be so sweet. I'd take him for walks every day. :p

I think the best nemesis would be an eight foot tall Ben Stein. Or, even better would be an eight foot tall me! I could terrorize everyone!


EDIT: Nevermind, I already do.

Can you imagine the size of a bong an 8 ft hippie would need?

I'm listening to Art Bell (ok it's George Noory, same show) and this man that has been hunting a bigfoot for years, HAS FINALLY CAUGHT ONE!!!! He says it looks to be 8ft(about 2.3 M I think) and that it is in captivity! He will tell the media about it on Monday. I hope this isn't somehow a hoax! He says doctors have preformed tests on it, and they say it has TONS of diseases and bites. All the food and drink they gave it, it has just handed them back calmly. It is said to be a male.


P.S. Don't ask why I posted it here.


SO if this is so real why not just go to the media now? And when did they catch this so called "big foot?" I bet it's a man in a suit.

Can you imagine the size of a bong an 8 ft hippie would need?I've seen one six feet long. It stood on the floor at an angle and had six hoses that ran from the side if you chose to share, or you could hit it from the end. It fucking scared me. It scared me like seeing a foot-long buttplug in a sex shop scared me. I knew it was not for me--in both cases.

The DEA Museum has one in D.C., dubbed the Toke Master.

I'm listening to Art Bell (ok it's George Noory, same show) and this man that has been hunting a bigfoot for years, HAS FINALLY CAUGHT ONE!!!! He says it looks to be 8ft(about 2.3 M I think) and that it is in captivity! He will tell the media about it on Monday. I hope this isn't somehow a hoax! He says doctors have preformed tests on it, and they say it has TONS of diseases and bites. All the food and drink they gave it, it has just handed them back calmly. It is said to be a male.


P.S. Don't ask why I posted it here.


And I'm the tooth fairy

And I'm the tooth fairy
Hey where's the swag from my last three wisdom teeth, you skinflint?

Are they sure it's not Ron Jeremy?

Hahahahahahaha!!! Post of the day!

I'm listening to Art Bell (ok it's George Noory, same show) and this man that has been hunting a bigfoot for years, HAS FINALLY CAUGHT ONE!!!! He says it looks to be 8ft(about 2.3 M I think) and that it is in captivity! He will tell the media about it on Monday. I hope this isn't somehow a hoax! He says doctors have preformed tests on it, and they say it has TONS of diseases and bites. All the food and drink they gave it, it has just handed them back calmly. It is said to be a male.


P.S. Don't ask why I posted it here.


Look man!

You tell that bastard to let my brother go..or Im gonna come over there, and kick his nuts up around his head!!

Thats kidnapping you sick bastards!!!

:D Yeah let the poor person go!

Look man!

You tell that bastard to let my brother go..or Im gonna come over there, and kick his nuts up around his head!!

I bet he 'mysteriously disappears' sometime between now and Monday. And just as mysteriously ends up on Squatches' couch. At least 'til Squatches gets sick of his mooching.

An 8 ft tall hippie? :eek: WE'RE DOOMED!
raaaargh!!! *runs menacingly through thread*



i'll believe it when i hear it from the BBC though, thank you :)

I'll wait until the video footage is released before i make my mind up...

MONDAY? Tons could happen between now and then. I don't think I could wait untill then. I'm gonna buy it from him, Then I'll study him and make myself into a Sasquatch. Hahahahaha. :headbang: (that was the closest thing I could get to "Going Crazy".

A hoax, something FALSE? on GEORGE NOORY!????


Amazing...

I bet he 'mysteriously disappears' sometime between now and Monday. And just as mysteriously ends up on Squatches' couch. At least 'til Squatches gets sick of his mooching.


George actually said, and few min after that, "I'll bet the big foot will misteriously vanish between know and then..."

The reason they don't release it to the media TODAY, is because they still have to preform tests on it so none of the poparazzi get a disease and sues them for 9689057894376947046-90764-979093587878989587675375895fnfhdysuvfghvghdsa
of their local currency.

They say they put video footage up on his website (findingbigfoot.com), but you have to pay for it. >_> I think it's a fake.