NationStates Jolt Archive


P. Diddy is now just "Diddy"!!!!!

Shut Your Stupid Face
19-08-2005, 22:59
Apparently the "P" was coming between him & his fan(s). Well, whatever you have to do to grab a few headlines this week...
Drunk commies deleted
19-08-2005, 23:05
What kind of an asshole can call a grown man "diddy" or "P diddy" in a converstion? I feel retarded just hearing that dude's name.
Zincite
19-08-2005, 23:12
Heh. I thought of Dudley Dursley immediately. "Dinky Diddydums"...

Ahem. Anyway, wasn't he "Puff Daddy" even before that? Geez, he just gets more and more laughable.
ChuChulainn
19-08-2005, 23:14
Heh. I thought of Dudley Dursley immediately. "Dinky Diddydums"...

Ahem. Anyway, wasn't he "Puff Daddy" even before that? Geez, he just gets more and more laughable.

And more and more wealthy dont forget :p

Anyone who can get that rich with a name like Diddy deserves a lot of respect
Lunatic Goofballs
20-08-2005, 01:10
When is he just going to name himself, 'Prince: The Next Generation' and be done with it? :p
Sdaeriji
20-08-2005, 01:12
If you're friends with P, then you're friends with me. If you're down with P, then you're down with me.
The South Islands
20-08-2005, 01:18
Word...
Evil Arch Conservative
20-08-2005, 01:26
I'm trying to think of what the exact words were that came out of his mouth when he came to this decision. I don't think I'm, uh, creative enough to do it justice.
Teh_pantless_hero
20-08-2005, 01:39
Soon he will change his name to.... Combes!
Carnivorous Lickers
20-08-2005, 02:11
What name will be used in his obituary?

I second Drunk Commies Deleted-I feel retarded just hearing this never ending stupididdity
I Still Like Oranges
20-08-2005, 02:24
i say we just ignore him, and he'll go away (or beat us up)
Carnivorous Lickers
20-08-2005, 02:26
i say we just ignore him, and he'll go away (or beat us up)

Ignoring him only induces another name-change event.
I Still Like Oranges
20-08-2005, 11:28
Ignoring him only induces another name-change event.

my fluff you're right, we have to not ignore him, oh fluff, he'll shorten it down to didd or di next
Sdaeriji
20-08-2005, 11:29
I am sad no one has understood my reference....:(
Tajiri_san
20-08-2005, 11:57
As a scotsman i thought this was hilarious as here 'Diddy' means idiot!
Mekonia
20-08-2005, 12:03
I'm sure he spent hours thinking about it.
Diddy..ya great.
Jeruselem
20-08-2005, 13:25
What's wrong with "The artist formerly known as P Diddy"? :p
Carnivorous Lickers
20-08-2005, 14:10
As a scotsman i thought this was hilarious as here 'Diddy' means idiot!

Apparently, its taken the same meaning now in the US.
Drunk commies deleted
20-08-2005, 14:50
i say we just ignore him, and he'll go away (or beat us up)
Dude, I doubt Sean Combes could beat an arthritic 90 year old double amputee woman up. He'd hire someone to beat us up.
Dobbsworld
20-08-2005, 15:38
If this persists, he'll later be known as 'Did', then 'D', then maybe he'll vanish in a puff of letters with the rest of his name. Oh, if only.
Drunk commies deleted
20-08-2005, 15:40
I'm surprised he doesn't just sample the name of another successful music personality and just add "Ungh, Yeah" to it like he did with that Police song.
Demented Hamsters
20-08-2005, 15:48
Maybe he'll change it to "Hey Diddy Diddy, the cat and the fiddy"
or maybe:
"Hey Diddy doe,
Is 't not fine to swim in wine,
And turn upon the toe,
And sing hey Diddy doe!"

Then again maybe he'll do us a favour and change it to 'Dildo', to reflect the fact he's a big cock.
Kanabia
20-08-2005, 15:49
I think I shall save the trouble and call him "dickface"


Then again maybe he'll do us a favour and change it to 'Dildo', to reflect the fact he's a big cock.

That's just as good.
Dobbsworld
20-08-2005, 15:51
I'm surprised he doesn't just sample the name of another successful music personality and just add "Ungh, Yeah" to it like he did with that Police song.
lol I must've missed that.

"See what your radio has done for me?" - adaptation of a silly line from Star Trek.

But no, really DCD, I gave up on radio about six years ago. We've had an on-again, off-again relationship for 36 years, but I think this last seperation is final. I'm just waiting for the divorce papers to come through.

It's an amicable enough split - I get to keep the Butthole Surfers and Howard Stern, radio gets to keep Diddy and Matt Drudge.
Kanabia
20-08-2005, 15:54
I get to keep the Butthole Surfers

Haha, awesome.

I killed my radio several years ago. And then I killed my TV.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
20-08-2005, 15:57
The funniest part here is that he thinks the letter P is coming between him and his fans (I'm not sure how, mebbe it is coming to life at night and strangling them in his sleep). I'd think that the body guards, aura of incredible arrogance, lack of talent/charm/appeal, the fact that he regularly rolls around naked in large piles of money, and the fact that he has almost no fans is creating a gulf.
Kimberly Ann Sanchez
20-08-2005, 16:01
how about: the artist formally known as dumbass

and then just the artist

and then just a symbol of a big cock?
Dobbsworld
20-08-2005, 16:04
Haha, awesome.

I killed my radio several years ago. And then I killed my TV.
You know, I was making food to eat last night, and decided to put the TV on. It had been so long since I'd used it for anything, there was a thick patina of dust on the thing.

After flipping through all the available channels, I turned it off again.

My total viewing time for the summer of 2005? Twelve minutes.
Sdaeriji
20-08-2005, 16:27
and then just a symbol of a big cock?

You win the internet! Congratulations!
Kanabia
20-08-2005, 16:33
You know, I was making food to eat last night, and decided to put the TV on. It had been so long since I'd used it for anything, there was a thick patina of dust on the thing.

After flipping through all the available channels, I turned it off again.

My total viewing time for the summer of 2005? Twelve minutes.

:D I can't remember the last time I sat down and watched mine. Even if i'm going to watch a movie, i'll do it on my computer....

"First I killed my radio...and then I shot my TV!" That would make a cool song.
Homieville
20-08-2005, 16:40
P.Diddy sounds cooler plus I think he is wack he wears Fubu lookin like DuDu I like Jay Z he has a life n0t like Diddy
SHAENDRA
21-08-2005, 04:12
I wish he would just shut the F~~k up
JuNii
21-08-2005, 04:14
the way the trend is going, I'm waiting for "Did"
Colodia
21-08-2005, 04:20
He should've gone with "Peanut Head." Now THAT'S a name you can respect.
Markreich
21-08-2005, 05:14
This is obviously Bush's fault.
Zagat
21-08-2005, 05:24
This is obviously Bush's fault.
Aha, that guy is such a trouble maker...I'm glad someone else is on to it.

It's all very obvious, after the last election Bush realised that the risk posed by the youth voters who failed to swing the last election had to be addressed.

He figured P Diddy no longer needed the 'uff' that used to be in his name, but was surprised that calling himself 'uff Bush' wasnt rating with the youth voters. His next logical move was to cause P Diddy to hand over the P. Thus although few of us realise it, the President formally know as G. W. Bush should more correctly be addressed as President Puff Bush...eventually the plan is (as other posters seem to intuit) to get Diddy to hand over the rest of his name so President Puff Diddy Bush can get on with capturing the 'youth vote'...It's all so simple and obvious, I have no idea why no one 'rolled' the plan earlier.... :confused:

In related news the Republican party will soon be changing their name to 'The Black Eyed P stealers'...
Kroisistan
21-08-2005, 05:34
I think I'll respond to this in street -

Dat's just whack, yo.
[NS]Ghost Stalker
21-08-2005, 05:53
The body guards are what get between him and his fans.
Colodia
21-08-2005, 05:54
I think I'll respond to this in street -

Dat's just whack, yo.
Straight up homie yo.



(Psst, there's no such thing as comas and aprostrophes in street talk!)
Kroisistan
21-08-2005, 06:04
(Psst, there's no such thing as comas and aprostrophes in street talk!)

Observe, the rarest of animals - the North American "Street" Grammer Nazi. Zoological estimates place it's global population in the double digits... making this a truly breathtaking, once in a lifetime encounter. Watch as the creature, though fully literate in street - a dialect that by definition opposes the meticulous rules and order of so called "normal" speech - has strict grammatical rules for it's supposedly rebel dialect. It is truly a strange twist of nature, that ranks alongside the venerable platypus as one of nature's true oddities.

:D
New Fubaria
21-08-2005, 08:51
All I can say is who cares? :p

He can call himself Mayor Stinkfist Cheesewagon the Third, and I still wouldn't buy his recycled 70s top 40 pop rubbish albums...
Kanabia
21-08-2005, 08:51
(Psst, there's no such thing as comas and aprostrophes in street talk!)

Word up!

*begins convulsing and becomes comatose*
BackwoodsSquatches
21-08-2005, 11:12
a turd by any other name, would smell just as bad.
HotRodia
21-08-2005, 11:18
Apparently the "P" was coming between him & his fan(s). Well, whatever you have to do to grab a few headlines this week...

Fans have been calling him Diddy for some time now...I could care less that he's officially declaring what the most recent popular abbreviation of his psuedonym is.
[NS]Amestria
21-08-2005, 11:41
Apparently the "P" was coming between him & his fan(s). Well, whatever you have to do to grab a few headlines this week...

I hate him!