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Apparently the "P" was coming between him & his fan(s). Well, whatever you have to do to grab a few headlines this week...

What kind of an asshole can call a grown man "diddy" or "P diddy" in a converstion? I feel retarded just hearing that dude's name.

Heh. I thought of Dudley Dursley immediately. "Dinky Diddydums"...

Ahem. Anyway, wasn't he "Puff Daddy" even before that? Geez, he just gets more and more laughable.

Heh. I thought of Dudley Dursley immediately. "Dinky Diddydums"...

Ahem. Anyway, wasn't he "Puff Daddy" even before that? Geez, he just gets more and more laughable.

And more and more wealthy dont forget :p

Anyone who can get that rich with a name like Diddy deserves a lot of respect

When is he just going to name himself, 'Prince: The Next Generation' and be done with it? :p

If you're friends with P, then you're friends with me. If you're down with P, then you're down with me.

Word...

I'm trying to think of what the exact words were that came out of his mouth when he came to this decision. I don't think I'm, uh, creative enough to do it justice.

Soon he will change his name to.... Combes!

What name will be used in his obituary?

I second Drunk Commies Deleted-I feel retarded just hearing this never ending stupididdity

i say we just ignore him, and he'll go away (or beat us up)

i say we just ignore him, and he'll go away (or beat us up)

Ignoring him only induces another name-change event.

Ignoring him only induces another name-change event.

my fluff you're right, we have to not ignore him, oh fluff, he'll shorten it down to didd or di next

I am sad no one has understood my reference....:(

As a scotsman i thought this was hilarious as here 'Diddy' means idiot!

I'm sure he spent hours thinking about it.
Diddy..ya great.

What's wrong with "The artist formerly known as P Diddy"? :p

As a scotsman i thought this was hilarious as here 'Diddy' means idiot!

Apparently, its taken the same meaning now in the US.

i say we just ignore him, and he'll go away (or beat us up)
Dude, I doubt Sean Combes could beat an arthritic 90 year old double amputee woman up. He'd hire someone to beat us up.

If this persists, he'll later be known as 'Did', then 'D', then maybe he'll vanish in a puff of letters with the rest of his name. Oh, if only.

I'm surprised he doesn't just sample the name of another successful music personality and just add "Ungh, Yeah" to it like he did with that Police song.

Maybe he'll change it to "Hey Diddy Diddy, the cat and the fiddy"
or maybe:
"Hey Diddy doe,
Is 't not fine to swim in wine,
And turn upon the toe,
And sing hey Diddy doe!"

Then again maybe he'll do us a favour and change it to 'Dildo', to reflect the fact he's a big cock.

I think I shall save the trouble and call him "dickface"


Then again maybe he'll do us a favour and change it to 'Dildo', to reflect the fact he's a big cock.

That's just as good.

I'm surprised he doesn't just sample the name of another successful music personality and just add "Ungh, Yeah" to it like he did with that Police song.
lol I must've missed that.

"See what your radio has done for me?" - adaptation of a silly line from Star Trek.

But no, really DCD, I gave up on radio about six years ago. We've had an on-again, off-again relationship for 36 years, but I think this last seperation is final. I'm just waiting for the divorce papers to come through.

It's an amicable enough split - I get to keep the Butthole Surfers and Howard Stern, radio gets to keep Diddy and Matt Drudge.

I get to keep the Butthole Surfers

Haha, awesome.

I killed my radio several years ago. And then I killed my TV.

The funniest part here is that he thinks the letter P is coming between him and his fans (I'm not sure how, mebbe it is coming to life at night and strangling them in his sleep). I'd think that the body guards, aura of incredible arrogance, lack of talent/charm/appeal, the fact that he regularly rolls around naked in large piles of money, and the fact that he has almost no fans is creating a gulf.

how about: the artist formally known as dumbass

and then just the artist

and then just a symbol of a big cock?

Haha, awesome.

I killed my radio several years ago. And then I killed my TV.
You know, I was making food to eat last night, and decided to put the TV on. It had been so long since I'd used it for anything, there was a thick patina of dust on the thing.

After flipping through all the available channels, I turned it off again.

My total viewing time for the summer of 2005? Twelve minutes.

and then just a symbol of a big cock?

You win the internet! Congratulations!

You know, I was making food to eat last night, and decided to put the TV on. It had been so long since I'd used it for anything, there was a thick patina of dust on the thing.

After flipping through all the available channels, I turned it off again.

My total viewing time for the summer of 2005? Twelve minutes.

:D I can't remember the last time I sat down and watched mine. Even if i'm going to watch a movie, i'll do it on my computer....

"First I killed my radio...and then I shot my TV!" That would make a cool song.

P.Diddy sounds cooler plus I think he is wack he wears Fubu lookin like DuDu I like Jay Z he has a life n0t like Diddy

I wish he would just shut the F~~k up

the way the trend is going, I'm waiting for "Did"

He should've gone with "Peanut Head." Now THAT'S a name you can respect.

This is obviously Bush's fault.

This is obviously Bush's fault.
Aha, that guy is such a trouble maker...I'm glad someone else is on to it.

It's all very obvious, after the last election Bush realised that the risk posed by the youth voters who failed to swing the last election had to be addressed.

He figured P Diddy no longer needed the 'uff' that used to be in his name, but was surprised that calling himself 'uff Bush' wasnt rating with the youth voters. His next logical move was to cause P Diddy to hand over the P. Thus although few of us realise it, the President formally know as G. W. Bush should more correctly be addressed as President Puff Bush...eventually the plan is (as other posters seem to intuit) to get Diddy to hand over the rest of his name so President Puff Diddy Bush can get on with capturing the 'youth vote'...It's all so simple and obvious, I have no idea why no one 'rolled' the plan earlier.... :confused:

In related news the Republican party will soon be changing their name to 'The Black Eyed P stealers'...

I think I'll respond to this in street -

Dat's just whack, yo.

The body guards are what get between him and his fans.

I think I'll respond to this in street -

Dat's just whack, yo.
Straight up homie yo.



(Psst, there's no such thing as comas and aprostrophes in street talk!)

(Psst, there's no such thing as comas and aprostrophes in street talk!)

Observe, the rarest of animals - the North American "Street" Grammer Nazi. Zoological estimates place it's global population in the double digits... making this a truly breathtaking, once in a lifetime encounter. Watch as the creature, though fully literate in street - a dialect that by definition opposes the meticulous rules and order of so called "normal" speech - has strict grammatical rules for it's supposedly rebel dialect. It is truly a strange twist of nature, that ranks alongside the venerable platypus as one of nature's true oddities.

:D

All I can say is who cares? :p

He can call himself Mayor Stinkfist Cheesewagon the Third, and I still wouldn't buy his recycled 70s top 40 pop rubbish albums...

(Psst, there's no such thing as comas and aprostrophes in street talk!)

Word up!

*begins convulsing and becomes comatose*

a turd by any other name, would smell just as bad.

Apparently the "P" was coming between him & his fan(s). Well, whatever you have to do to grab a few headlines this week...

Fans have been calling him Diddy for some time now...I could care less that he's officially declaring what the most recent popular abbreviation of his psuedonym is.

Apparently the "P" was coming between him & his fan(s). Well, whatever you have to do to grab a few headlines this week...

I hate him!