The Secret Revealed!
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y180/MrMisanthrope/0011.gif
We knew it all along! ;)
Those sons a...
Come my friends! Let us storm the gates of Microsoft!
Skippydom
19-08-2005, 20:30
Well that explains a lot! And they told me it would make life easier! :sniper:
Actually, I´ve found it and changed the paperclip thing to constantly. Then I changed it so you have to close the window before you can continue typing.
"Humour", I think.
"Severe beating", my brother thinks.
Seosavists
19-08-2005, 20:32
Those sons a...
Come my friends! Let us storm the gates of Microsoft!
one does not enter the gates of Microsoft on a whim.
one does not enter the gates of Microsoft on a whim.
You do when you have connections with the Irish, Russian and Japanese mafia! It also helps when you have a stolen Hind F gunship!
They have done something even worse though:
http://www.skrattnet.se/images/joke_pic/1090.jpg
(The buttons say 'Wait' and 'Cancel' respectively)
Also:
http://www.skrattnet.se/images/joke_pic/1093.jpg
(Windows cannot be rebooted! Please reboot and try again!)
They´re trying to confuse us to death!
On the other hand, they´ve done a few good things as well:
http://www.skrattnet.se/images/joke_pic/1203.jpg
Ficticious Proportions
19-08-2005, 20:38
one does not enter the gates of Microsoft on a whim.
But you can on a large military budget.
Failing that, you could seige them with Sassers and DoS. Or just switch to Mac. I'd use a Mac if there was enough decent software for them...
So that's why computers hate us all....
Nepolonia
19-08-2005, 20:39
Welcome to the internet my friends...i found this a long time ago on some good but obscure website, but i lost the link when my good computer quite literally exploded, but that's another story.
Seosavists
19-08-2005, 20:42
Welcome to the internet my friends...i found this a long time ago on some good but obscure website, but i lost the link when my good computer quite literally exploded, but that's another story.
it was trying to kill you.
I Still Like Oranges
19-08-2005, 20:46
Those sons a...
Come my friends! Let us storm the gates of Microsoft!
CHARGE. C'MON MEN, THE COMPUTER GEEKS WILL BE NO MATCH FOR US :)
Pure Metal
19-08-2005, 20:47
i had a brilliant real one the other day during bootup
"Error: no keyboard or mouse detected.
Press F2 to contunue."
:p
CHARGE. C'MON MEN, THE COMPUTER GEEKS WILL BE NO MATCH FOR US :)
Take the gunner's position.
Zatarack
19-08-2005, 20:50
i had a brilliant real one the other day during bootup
"Error: no keyboard or mouse detected.
Press F2 to contunue."
:p
I say we institute the death penalty.
You do when you have connections with the Irish, Russian and Japanese mafia! It also helps when you have a stolen Hind F gunship!
irish mafia?WE HAVE A MAFIA?!!???AND NO1 TOLD ME?!?!?!?!?!
Zatarack
19-08-2005, 20:52
irish mafia?WE HAVE A MAFIA?!!???AND NO1 TOLD ME?!?!?!?!?!
It's more of a street gang than a mafia.
We knew it all along! ;)That's nothing. There's a tool with which you can set the amount of unsaved data that needs to be accumulated before windows crashes out there somewhere... :D
I say we institute the death penalty.
For computers? Not a very good deterent I think...
Zatarack
19-08-2005, 20:53
For computers? Not a very good deterent I think...
No for Microsoft.
irish mafia?WE HAVE A MAFIA?!!???AND NO1 TOLD ME?!?!?!?!?!
They were active in the Americas during prohibition.
Seosavists
19-08-2005, 21:00
They were active in the Americas during prohibition.
We can't have an Irish Mafia, the IRA terrorists would never have allowed it.
Seosavists
19-08-2005, 21:01
It's more of a street gang than a mafia.
So they're from Limerick then. :D
I Still Like Oranges
19-08-2005, 21:02
irish mafia?WE HAVE A MAFIA?!!???AND NO1 TOLD ME?!?!?!?!?!
you didn't know that? tisk, tisk
Take the gunner's position.
*throws a molatov*
*takes up gunner's position*
you didn't know that? tisk, tisk
*throws a molatov*
*takes up gunner's position*
*Drinks the coctail*
*Throws an orange*
Zatarack
19-08-2005, 21:04
*Drinks the coctail*
*Throws an orange*
But you can't drink a molotov.
I know that (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov_bomb) . I´m tired, i.e. irrational. But you can throw an orange.
But you can't drink a molotov.
You can if you have HUGE cajones...
Zatarack
19-08-2005, 21:18
You can if you have HUGE cajones...
But I wouldn't eat a baked alaska.
Magnus Maha
19-08-2005, 21:21
little do you all know microsoft has rented arnold (im not gona even try and spell his name) and in classic terminator style he will ride out on a motorcycle and promply run for president of the world
little do you all know microsoft has rented arnold (im not gona even try and spell his name) and in classic terminator style he will ride out on a motorcycle and promply run for president of the world
Not if I do it first!
I Still Like Oranges
20-08-2005, 02:30
I know that (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov_bomb) . I´m tired, i.e. irrational. But you can throw an orange.
SACRILEGE (SP?) YOU SHOULDN'T THROW ORANGES, I LIKE THEM
So they're from Limerick then. :D
Knackers in trackies (Stab City) v. Microsoft Corporation (Redmund)
Gentlemen, place your bets.
Knackers in trackies (Stab City) v. Microsoft Corporation (Redmund)
Gentlemen, place your bets.
Micro$oft shuts down all commercial air traffic by releasing information about a unique vulnerability that is immediately exploited by HaXX0Rs.
Knackers have to walk... and their Barclay Cards won't work. Knackers die from lack of Beer and fighting amongst themselves for the last pasty.
Micro$oft - 1
Knackers - 0
Micro$oft shuts down all commercial air traffic by releasing information about a unique vulnerability that is immediately exploited by HaXX0Rs.
Knackers have to walk... and their Barclay Cards won't work. Knackers die from lack of Beer and fighting amongst themselves for the last pasty.
Micro$oft - 1
Knackers - 0
Knackers call in favours from the vast network of those Americans who claim themselves to actually be Irish, often despite all evidence to the contrary...
Monkeypimp
20-08-2005, 03:54
Theres always the paperclip...
http://www.eddylangley.net/humour/suicide.png
I Still Like Oranges
20-08-2005, 11:23
So they're from Limerick then. :D
hey, i'm from limerick and we haven't had a gang related murder in more than a year
Rotovia-
20-08-2005, 11:28
Those sons a...
Come my friends! Let us storm the gates of Microsoft!
The gates in LoR were easier to climb...
Non Aligned States
20-08-2005, 13:39
Mmm, Microsoft has a special Windows edition for Aussies you know.
http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/9406/ozwindaz.jpg
And I'm sure some of the boys wouldn't mind this extension on their MS Word.
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/434/suzie1pj.jpg
And other personalized paperclips.
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1307/officeor6bs.jpg
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4940/office3yo.jpg
If MS programmers were really allowed to write what they feel for troubleshooting.
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/6086/refresh7dz.gif