Beware! French Fries are Cancer Sticks!!1!
Romanore
19-08-2005, 18:11
Don't eat french fries ever again! (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/04/19/eveningnews/main612680.shtml) They're cancer sticks, and just as bad as cigarettes! OMG!
Tell me what you think.
(Note: Poll pending)
(Second note: The above was clearly sarcasm.)
Seosavists
19-08-2005, 18:16
all of the above!
Skippydom
19-08-2005, 18:20
perservatives and way too much metal that interferes with the earth's natural magnetic field, and of course radiation waves...
Romanore
19-08-2005, 18:21
I think the biggest culprit, even worse than those mentioned above, are pants. Yes, pants are cancerous tools of Satan, so be sure to go about without them.
Don't say that I didn't warn you!
Drunk commies deleted
19-08-2005, 18:21
French fries are cancer sticks? Well at least I can still get waffle fries at Chick-Fil-A. They can't possibly be cancer sticks. They're round.
Fan Grenwick
19-08-2005, 18:23
Everything causes cancer, didn't you know that?
77Seven77
19-08-2005, 18:23
Whatever these *people/scienticts/think tanks/bored university bods/and so on" "discover tommorow.
Then again, next week, french fries will be the best things to eat to beat "whatever" next week....
Sigh....
Stephistan
19-08-2005, 18:26
It's the Squirrels I tell ya, it's the damn Squirrels ! :D
Neo Rogolia
19-08-2005, 18:28
That explains my slightly black mole :eek:
I am going with Squatches for causing cancer, because Backwoods Squatches definitely causes cancer.
I'm just accepting cancer as an inevitability. :p
Everyone knows that politicians are to blame. :rolleyes:
Zatarack
19-08-2005, 19:27
All of them. Including breathing. Damn free radical by-products.
Teh_pantless_hero
19-08-2005, 19:33
Lets play a game: find something that doesn't cause cancer and win.. cancer!
Skippydom
19-08-2005, 19:36
Lets play a game: find something that doesn't cause cancer and win.. cancer!
Norwegian penguins in the military? Can I pick my cancer?
Zatarack
19-08-2005, 19:37
Dying doesn't.
Copiosa Scotia
19-08-2005, 19:38
The warning labels are everywhere. The focus now: acrylamide, an industrial chemical used to treat wastewater. In super-size doses it causes cancer in lab rats.
Has anyone looked into the possibility that cancer is hereditary in lab rats?
Zatarack
19-08-2005, 19:40
I believe stupid people and smart people also cause cancer.
Romanore
19-08-2005, 20:04
Dying doesn't.
Sure it does! You just don't suffer from it, since you're already dead. :D
Seosavists
19-08-2005, 20:05
Originally Posted by Zatarack
Dying doesn't.
Sure it does! You just don't suffer from it, since you're already dead. :D
Haha no cancer for you!
Romanore
19-08-2005, 20:05
That explains my slightly black mole :eek:
You'd better get that checked then. Use plenty of sunscreen next time. Oh wait, don't. That causes even more cancer! :(
Looks like you're doomed there, Neo. 'M terribly sorry.
Romanore
19-08-2005, 20:07
Lets play a game: find something that doesn't cause cancer and win.. cancer!
Oh boy! I'm game! What's the runner-up get? Testicular?
Seosavists
19-08-2005, 20:08
You'd better get that checked then. Use plenty of sunscreen next time. Oh wait, don't. That causes even more cancer! :(
Looks like you're doomed there, Neo. 'M terribly sorry.
I demand you stop apologising you're causing me cancer!
The Downmarching Void
19-08-2005, 20:11
Disney, Coca-Cola, Microsoft and General Motors are the most powerful carcinogens known to man.
Days of Our Lives, The Gap, Oil Of Olay (oil of old lady) and Always are the most powerful carcinogens known to women.
:p :p :p :rolleyes:
Romanore
19-08-2005, 20:11
I demand you stop apologising you're causing me cancer!
Your demands are causing me cancer! :mad:
Has anyone looked into the possibility that cancer is hereditary in lab rats?
Huh, good idea. Of course, it would be slightly odd if all rats in cancer-research were in the same family.
Anyway, all these things on the poll causes certain death. Statistics show that everyone who has taken a breath, eaten/smelled/heard of Pixie Dust, eaten/smelled/heard ofa sasquatch, eaten/smelled/heard of Lemon Marangue Pie, eaten/smelled/heard of politicians, eaten/smelled/heard of cancer professionals, slept, eaten/smelled/heard of squirrels, driven a car, had/smelled/heard of a glass of water or ever posted a :p, have died, or is going to die within the next 150 years or so.
Except me, that is.
Lets play a game: find something that doesn't cause cancer and win.. cancer!
Easy. It´s this: :p.
Zatarack
19-08-2005, 20:13
Sure it does! You just don't suffer from it, since you're already dead. :D
No since your cells are dying, it actually cures cancer.
Romanore
19-08-2005, 20:14
Huh, good idea. Of course, it would be slightly odd if all rats in cancer-research were in the same family.
Anyway, all these things on the poll causes certain death. Statistics show that everyone who has taken a breath, eaten/smelled/heard of Pixie Dust, eaten/smelled/heard ofa sasquatch, eaten/smelled/heard of Lemon Marangue Pie, eaten/smelled/heard of politicians, eaten/smelled/heard of cancer professionals, slept, eaten/smelled/heard of squirrels, driven a car, had/smelled/heard of a glass of water or ever posted a :p, have died, or is going to die within the next 150 years or so.
Except me, that is.
O.o
Eating people makes me sad... :(
Seosavists
19-08-2005, 20:15
Your demands are causing me cancer! :mad:
Your anger at me causing you cancer are agrivating the cancer you caused me earlier! :headbang:
Now I'm causing myself cancer by using the headbang smilie!
Romanore
19-08-2005, 20:16
Your anger at me causing you cancer are agrivating the cancer you caused me earlier! :headbang:
Now I'm causing myself cancer by using the headbang smilie!
I'd offer to do nothing to you any further, but that'd only worsen our conditions...
Seosavists
19-08-2005, 20:17
No since your cells are dying, it actually cures cancer.
So those fatcat scientists new the cure all along think of the amount of people that could have been saved if someone had just killed them!
No since your cells are dying, it actually cures cancer.
I can see it now:
Doctor:
"I´m terribly sorry, but you´ve got cancer."
Patient:
"NOOOOO! Can it be cured?!"
"I´m afraid it´s inoperable (?)."
"Isn´t there something I can do?"
"Well, I usually recommend suicide. It actually cures the cancer for good."
Don´t think it would be too popular though...
Btw, Romanore, it makes me sick. Possibly cancer. Have to check it up
Neukedcre
19-08-2005, 20:20
"Even the most cautious scientists say the proven risks of eating too many fries far outweigh the cancer risk. "
So you get morbidly obese, then you have a heart attack AND cancer at the same time! :fluffle:
Romanore
19-08-2005, 20:21
So those fatcat scientists new the cure all along think of the amount of people that could have been saved if someone had just killed them!
Damn those scientific bureaucrats! Not killing us for our benefit!
(By the way, damning someone = instant cancer to the damned)
Then you can compete with yourself: Which is going to kill me first?
Romanore
19-08-2005, 20:22
"Even the most cautious scientists say the proven risks of eating too many fries far outweigh the cancer risk. "
So you get morbidly obese, then you have a heart attack AND cancer at the same time! :fluffle:
There's just no pleasing them, is there? :(
Seosavists
19-08-2005, 20:24
Then you can compete with yourself: Which is going to kill me first?
imagines someone having a heart attack now.
Argh
John tell my wife... she owes me 50 bucks.
*dies*
Romanore
19-08-2005, 20:29
imagines someone having a heart attack now.
Argh
John tell my wife... she owes me 50 bucks.
*dies*
Just be sure she doesn't physically touch the actual bills... >.>
Yeah, or she might get cancer according to some scientist.
Zatarack
19-08-2005, 20:31
Just be sure she doesn't physically touch the actual bills... >.>
Yeah. I hear cancer is contagious now.
Romanore
19-08-2005, 20:32
Yeah. I hear cancer is contagious now.
Unfortunately...
O.o Quit breathing on me, dammit! *covers mouth*
Zatarack
19-08-2005, 20:36
Unfortunately...
O.o Quit breathing on me, dammit! *covers mouth*
Better plug your nose to. Every breath you take creates carcinogenic free radicals.
Romanore
19-08-2005, 20:38
Better plug your nose to. Every breath you take creates carcinogenic free radicals.
There's no escaping cancer. Nowhere to go. Nowhere to hide. It sees all, knows all. It will find me. It will claim me. I am lost! Nooooooo!
(Anyone to tell me where I get that from gets a cookie...filled with cancer)
Democratic Republic Jr
19-08-2005, 20:40
It's Bushs FAULT!!! ;)
Romanore
19-08-2005, 20:43
It's Bushs FAULT!!! ;)
Of course it is! As well as Kerry's and Edward's and Clinton's and Dole's and...
There's no escaping cancer. Nowhere to go. Nowhere to hide. It sees all, knows all. It will find me. It will claim me. I am lost! Nooooooo!
(Anyone to tell me where I get that from gets a cookie...filled with cancer)
A fortune cookie?
Romanore
19-08-2005, 20:47
A fortune cookie?
*crack!*
*unravelling of fortune*
"Long terms of cancerous peril await you. Have a nice day. :)"
Santa Barbara
19-08-2005, 20:59
"Cigarettes and french fries are both cancer sticks. One you smoke, the other you eat."
Raphael Metzger,
attorney
And they say lawyers aren't poetic. He coulda screenwritten the oompah-loompah song!
Zatarack
19-08-2005, 20:59
I say we declare war on cancer. Who's with me?
As a comedian from Sweden once said:
"They (George W. Bush and Göran Persson, Sweden´s prime minister) aren´t that different. Bush want´s the oil in Iraq and Göran the oil in french fries."