Kazakhstania
19-08-2005, 13:51
Ok, I got bored, I admit it. First draft was written at a party, but this is the version I read as a skit for my ATC Squadron. Everyone seems ot think it's quite good, so hey, I'll hare it with you guys.
What you think? :
My Daily Timetable
***12am***
At the weekend I get up as late as 12pm and wander aimlessly around my house, before satisfying my male urges by….smoking apipe and reading a newspaper. I go for a shower shortly after and get naked before shoving a large……toothbrush in my……mouth.
***1pm-6pm***
About now I am settled on the couch watching hardcore…….cricket, with one hand clutching my….bat. After this I cook my tea.
***7pm***
At this time I am at the table having a large succulent breast…..of chicken, that is. I then spray cream all over my…..apple waffles.
***8pm***
I now retire to bed after the days work, but before I sleep I satisfy myself by…..reading a good book. Goodnight!
What you think? :
My Daily Timetable
***12am***
At the weekend I get up as late as 12pm and wander aimlessly around my house, before satisfying my male urges by….smoking apipe and reading a newspaper. I go for a shower shortly after and get naked before shoving a large……toothbrush in my……mouth.
***1pm-6pm***
About now I am settled on the couch watching hardcore…….cricket, with one hand clutching my….bat. After this I cook my tea.
***7pm***
At this time I am at the table having a large succulent breast…..of chicken, that is. I then spray cream all over my…..apple waffles.
***8pm***
I now retire to bed after the days work, but before I sleep I satisfy myself by…..reading a good book. Goodnight!