Neo Kervoskia
19-08-2005, 01:40
PETA to Merge with S.C.A
by Jim McCallester
New York City, August 18, 2005- The organization People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals announced today that it was to merge with the Society for Creative Anarchronism. The merger is set to begin sometime in early 2006. One high-ranking PETA official, sixteen year-old Gerland Hirsch, said the two organizations are a perfect match. One advocates rights for animals and is funded by the sale of jams and jellies made by dozens of PETA-run communies throughout the state of Washington and other states that nobody really cares about. The other o is a non-profit educational organization devoted to studying and re-creating the Middle Ages and Renaissance and is maintained by the sale of blood and semen.
The two may seem to be on different spectrums, but that's only only on the surface. If one goes deeper into their core values one would see that they have aboslutely nothing in common. Mr. Hirsch, who was at the time of this interview on a field trip with his high school Glee Club, said he hoped this would also boost PETA's populariy, " We need more members, those animals, delicious, succulent animals can't defend themselves." On official from the S.C.A, forty year-old Robert Williams (known as Calibus the Elder) said, " Quite frankly we need more attention and what could attract more attention than an organization that is against eating meat, is for saving the trees, and has a secret ambition for world domination?." Whatever inspired these two fine fringe organizations to merge, the result will be a complete and utter mind rape.
Copyright 2005, Disassociated Press
by Jim McCallester
New York City, August 18, 2005- The organization People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals announced today that it was to merge with the Society for Creative Anarchronism. The merger is set to begin sometime in early 2006. One high-ranking PETA official, sixteen year-old Gerland Hirsch, said the two organizations are a perfect match. One advocates rights for animals and is funded by the sale of jams and jellies made by dozens of PETA-run communies throughout the state of Washington and other states that nobody really cares about. The other o is a non-profit educational organization devoted to studying and re-creating the Middle Ages and Renaissance and is maintained by the sale of blood and semen.
The two may seem to be on different spectrums, but that's only only on the surface. If one goes deeper into their core values one would see that they have aboslutely nothing in common. Mr. Hirsch, who was at the time of this interview on a field trip with his high school Glee Club, said he hoped this would also boost PETA's populariy, " We need more members, those animals, delicious, succulent animals can't defend themselves." On official from the S.C.A, forty year-old Robert Williams (known as Calibus the Elder) said, " Quite frankly we need more attention and what could attract more attention than an organization that is against eating meat, is for saving the trees, and has a secret ambition for world domination?." Whatever inspired these two fine fringe organizations to merge, the result will be a complete and utter mind rape.
Copyright 2005, Disassociated Press