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To whom would you like to give a bitch-slap of biblical proportions?
Why do they deserve a bitch-slap?

Since Bush is an obvious one, I'm not gonna say him. However, I think Bill O'Riley deserves a Biblical Bitch-Slap. Not only is he an ignorant bastard that has his own TV show, but he's got a following too.

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Pacifists. I want to see how they react.

Pacifists. I want to see how they react.

Being a pacifist myself, I'd have to say the reation would be a look of indignation and a nasty letter to his/her congressman.

If I were a pacifist (a real pacifist, not just somebody who tries my hardest to avoid confrontation, which I already do) I would probably cry, then insult you in four to six different languages.

Assuming bitch-slap means "smite", I'm going to have to go with Rush Limbaugh. Assuming bitch-slap means, well, bitch-slap, I'm going to have to go with Condi Rice. I bet she hasn't been put in her place since college. Besides, she looks like the kind of person nobody else would f*ck with. I'm game.

Limbaugh--especially after the last couple of days. Yesterday on his show he said--and this is a quote from the transcript on his website--he said "Frankly, I'm also fed up -- not fed up. I retract that. I'm weary, ladies and gentlemen, of even having to express sympathy. "Oh, she lost her son!" Yes, yes, yes, but (sigh) we all lose things."

We all lose things? Even if you think that Sheehan ought to go home and shut up, that's a bullshit thing to say. Only thing Rush ever lost was his Oxycontin supplier, and from the way he's talking, he might have found another one.

What is the biblical bitchslap anyway? Is it just a serious bitchslap? Is it delivering a bitchslap with a bible instead of your hand? Is it like the plagues of Egypt? 'Cause I'd love to call down the plagues of Egypt onto the Saudi royal family and the Wahabbi clerics who's asses they love to kiss.

To whom would you like to give a bitch-slap of biblical proportions?
Why do they deserve a bitch-slap?

Since Bush is an obvious one, I'm not gonna say him. However, I think Bill O'Riley deserves a Biblical Bitch-Slap. Not only is he an ignorant bastard that has his own TV show, but he's got a following too.

NOTE: If their is any badmouthing of another NSer, you post will be deleted.
Any and all "protestors" should be repeatedly bitch-slapped until some sense is knocked into their empty little heads! :D

Any and all "protestors" should be repeatedly bitch-slapped until some sense is knocked into their empty little heads! :D
Protesters of what? Anything and everything? Because there's more to protesting than a bunch of stinky Birk-wearing long haired bohemians out on street corners with signs saying "Honk if [conditional political statement]!"

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What is the biblical bitchslap anyway? Is it just a serious bitchslap? Is it delivering a bitchslap with a bible instead of your hand? Is it like the plagues of Egypt? 'Cause I'd love to call down the plagues of Egypt onto the Saudi royal family and the Wahabbi clerics who's asses they love to kiss.

By a Biblical Bitch-Slap, I mean a bitch-slap so severe, it feels as if Jesus himself came down and round-house kicked you in the head.

Any and all "protestors" should be repeatedly bitch-slapped until some sense is knocked into their empty little heads! :D
I'll be sure to forward the message to your counter-protesting buddies who are heading to Crawford Texas right now. :rolleyes:

Any and all "protestors" should be repeatedly bitch-slapped until some sense is knocked into their empty little heads! :D
People who protest against protestors protesting against people protesting about... ;)

By a Biblical Bitch-Slap, I mean a bitch-slap so severe, it feels as if Jesus himself came down and round-house kicked you in the head.
Yeah, and that friggin hurts. Then he adds insult to injury and takes what little money you have left after Gabriel's cosmic shake-down. Never find yourself indebted to an angel, man.

Hmmm...There are so many idiots to choose from...I'll pick O' Reily.

So many liberal figureheads and only one slap.....tough choice.

How 'bout everyone? I think the entire world needs a good bitch slap once in a while to rethink where they're coming from.

Ignorant pro-lifers....and maybe a random duck.

Ignorant pro-lifers....and maybe a random duck.

In response to your anti-duck views, here is my collegue and dear friend Daffy M. Duck: "Tho what do you have againtht uth? What did we ever do to you? You're dethpicable!"

:D

I don't belive in violence, but I say every single Jew, Christian, and Muslim, and tell them to get over it, it's all the same, same history, same god, deal with it.

But of course they won't get it and so if I had to choose one person it would be...the pope haha! cuz the Catholics are the craziest!

Hm... I don't really support shtuff like that...but while we're at it, "elected" leaders top my list: Robert "This prevents crime" Mugabe or maybe Vladimir "I'm not against Yukos for political reasons" Putin.

In response to your anti-duck views, here is my collegue and dear friend Daffy M. Duck: "Tho what do you have againtht uth? What did we ever do to you? You're dethpicable!"

:D
Male ducks have been known to gang-rape female ducks, sometimes drowning them in the process.

I don't belive in violence, but I say every single Jew, Christian, and Muslim, and tell them to get over it, it's all the same, same history, same god, deal with it.

But of course they won't get it and so if I had to choose one person it would be...the pope haha! cuz the Catholics are the craziest!What about the mormons? :D

Male ducks have been known to gang-rape female ducks, sometimes drowning them in the process.

That's still not grounds for bitch-slaping a random one.

Paris Hilton. Oh wait! She already did.... *sincker*

Parthini']Paris Hilton. Oh wait! She already did.... *sincker*

As much as I agree she deserves a Biblical Bitch-Slap, I can't help but admire her a little. She's one of the only people who is a celebrity just for being a spoiled, rich slut.

Pat Roberts, for saying 9-11 was because God punishing America because of gays (I'm not gay, nor do I support gays, but that is just a frickin' stuipd thing to say in my book!)

Pope Bendict XXXIVICMCVIII (or whatever the fuck his official name is)

Condemning the Harry Potter books (not a fan myself, but c'mon) whilst letting ignorant church dogma dictate policies in Africa that help spread AIDS/HIV, overpopulation and disease. What the flyiong fuck is so wrong with safe sex? Does the Ca$holic Church really need followers so desperately that they must prevent people from practicing safe sex because it invovles birth control? Nevermind the fact that the people are droppig like flies because of AIDS/HIV.

Yeah, I would LOVE to see Jesus come down and Pimp-Slap that asshole Pope into next week....and do the same to all the other ignorant fuvktards that use "religion" as their ladder to power.

What about the mormons? :D

yeah why not? But wouldn't it just be hilarious instead of bitch-slapping the pope jesus cam down:

A.) Bends the pope over his knee and spanks him.

B.) Takes a rolled up newspaper and thwaks him. While saying "No, No, bad...you're scaring them!"

what's I'd go to give Vanna White a bit of this... :headbang: ...and this.... :gundge: ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, and please biblical bitchslap her as well. :p

Any and all "protestors" should be repeatedly bitch-slapped until some sense is knocked into their empty little heads! :D

Agreed. Those protesters out in front of my local planned parenthood every day need some sense knocked into them for sure. And lets not forget those dolts protesting the removal of the ten commandments form courthouses. They need some *serious* sense knocked into them. And then there are those protesting "liberal judicial activism" and those protesting... :D

A couple of years back, she bitched about what a pain in the ass it was to be rich. (People asking for loans, stress, yadayada) If there's one thing that really gets under my skin, it's rich people bitching about being rich. There's just something very, very wrong about that.

i would bitchslap those annoying religious nuts and whiny atheists whilst singing 'bitchslap' to the tune of love shack

I'll join the pope-slapping bandwagon.

WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR INFALLIBLE AUTHORITY YOU OLD CLOSEMINDED FART!?!?
WHO DIED AND MADE YOU GOD!?!? JESUS!?!? ARE YOU SHITTING ME!?!?
EMISSARY OF GOD ON EARTH MY ASS!

Yes I'm aware the church retracted their "always right" policy some hundreds of years ago. But just the fact that they had it....

Also Mother Theresa. The stigma is that she was such a venerable figure. She was demented. She set up "hospitals" which did not give medicine. She supported low living standards. She was an EXTREMIST. Abortion and contraception were the greatest evil in the world according to her. EVIL EVIL EVIL!!! How did she become such a benevolent secular figure anyway?

Eh-oh posted this:
i would bitchslap those annoying religious nuts and whiny atheists whilst singing 'bitchslap' to the tune of love shack

:p Glove slap!
Baby glove slap!
Glove slap!
We don't take crap! :p

To whom would you like to give a bitch-slap of biblical proportions?
Why do they deserve a bitch-slap?

Since Bush is an obvious one, I'm not gonna say him. However, I think Bill O'Riley deserves a Biblical Bitch-Slap. Not only is he an ignorant bastard that has his own TV show, but he's got a following too.

NOTE: If their is any badmouthing of another NSer, you post will be deleted.



Hmmmmmmm... Rush Limbaugh.

Read Rush Limbauh is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations by Al Franken for a million reasons.

:p Glove slap!
Baby glove slap!
Glove slap!
We don't take crap! :p

:D

Hmmmmmmm... Rush Limbaugh.

Read Rush Limbauh is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations by Al Franken for a million reasons.

I don't need Al Franken to convince me Limbauh is a the equivilent of sand filled vagina in the form of a Hindenburg look-a-like.

Hmmmm, Rush seems to be getting a lot of slaps...

I don't need Al Franken to convince me Limbauh is a the equivilent of sand filled vagina in the form of a Hindenburg look-a-like.

Hmmmm, Rush seems to be getting a lot of slaps...



Predominantly liberal forum, what do you expect? :D


If it were a conservative forum, we'd be seeing more slaps directed towards Mr. Franken. In fact, I choose him to be the target of my slap!

Teddy Kennedy.

I'd bitch-slap God (if possible). There just isn't enough smiting these days to keep people in line.

I'd bitch-slap God (if possible). There just isn't enough smiting these days to keep people in line.

Why not Bob?

Predominantly liberal forum, what do you expect? :D


If it were a conservative forum, we'd be seeing more slaps directed towards Mr. Franken. In fact, I choose him to be the target of my slap!

Even conservatives have to agree that Limbauh is a raving lunatic. It's like, as someone left-of-centre, I have to admit Micheal Moore is a media whore.

As much as I'd love to bitch slap as many conservatives as possible, I'm going to have to opt for "anyone who actually made the trip to the Michael Jackson trial just to say how much they love/hate him".

That's still not grounds for bitch-slaping a random one.

*quack*

I vote for the polititainment industry. All of 'em. Limbaugh, O'Reilly, Coulter, Franken, those ijits on Crossfire, and anyone I've missed.

Al Franken, maybe it will convince him to drop the political crap and go back to being funny.

Everyone. Even me. Even you.

Al Franken, maybe it will convince him to drop the political crap and go back to being funny.
I don't remember him ever being funny.

Didn't Al Franken star in Arliss? Thats a vote for non-funny right there...

Those who the Idiot Police will proceed to slap once I am enstated king of the world:

1)Michael Moore
2)Al Franken
3)Hillary Clinton
4)Limbaugh
5)O'Reilly
6)Kim Jong Il
7)Stupid drivers
8)Political comedians
9)Inventors of SPAM
10)Peter Jackson
11)Hillbillies

Agreed. Those protesters out in front of my local planned parenthood every day need some sense knocked into them for sure. And lets not forget those dolts protesting the removal of the ten commandments form courthouses. They need some *serious* sense knocked into them. And then there are those protesting "liberal judicial activism" and those protesting... :D
Yeah! Them too! Frack 'em all! :D

oh, oh, oh. It has to be Hillary Clinton. Please someone save us from this woman ever becoming president let alone the first female American president. *shakes in fear*

Yeah! Them too! Frack 'em all! :D

......Frack?

EDIT: And Hillary Clinton can suck my balls as well as recieve a Biblical Bitch-Slap. Someone must stop her before she ruins video games permanently.

oh, oh, oh. It has to be Hillary Clinton. Please someone save us from this woman ever becoming president let alone the first female American president. *shakes in fear*

Yes. I don't mind at all there being a femal president, but please let it be a better example than someone like her! First impressions are always lasting, unfortunately.

Being a pacifist myself, I'd have to say the reation would be a look of indignation and a nasty letter to his/her congressman.

So you think that the War in Iraq is/was wrong, that we should never have attacked them. What was it for, after all? I'll tell you:

a)We freed a people from a despot known to "boil" people alive in acid baths, shoot his own citizens, etc. Saddam is such a great fellow. We had no right to oppose him and the Iraqi people had no right to a free vote.

b)Saddam was supporting terrorism. Al Qaeda is known to have trained openly in Iraq. Saddam also gave money to terrorists' family members. His acceptance/abeting of terrorism was another reason to remove him.

Now you're going to say, "But this war is for oil." To which i reply, "If it's for oil, then we've failed ... look at our gas prices. If we controlled Iraqi oil, dontcha think we'd get some price relief back home? It is not, was not ever for oil."

Now you're going to say, "What about the mother camping outside Crawford? Why won't Bush talk to her?"

And I will reply, "That woman is nuts. She was anti-war before the war, sh3e was probably a flower child during Vietnam, so no amount of rational speech could dissuade her from her hyperemotional, grief-driven sentiments."

So you think that the War in Iraq is/was wrong, that we should never have attacked them. What was it for, after all? I'll tell you:

a)We freed a people from a despot known to "boil" people alive in acid baths, shoot his own citizens, etc. Saddam is such a great fellow. We had no right to oppose him and the Iraqi people had no right to a free vote.

b)Saddam was supporting terrorism. Al Qaeda is known to have trained openly in Iraq. Saddam also gave money to terrorists' family members. His acceptance/abeting of terrorism was another reason to remove him.

Now you're going to say, "But this war is for oil." To which i reply, "If it's for oil, then we've failed ... look at our gas prices. If we controlled Iraqi oil, dontcha think we'd get some price relief back home? It is not, was not ever for oil."

Now you're going to say, "What about the mother camping outside Crawford? Why won't Bush talk to her?"

And I will reply, "That woman is nuts. She was anti-war before the war, sh3e was probably a flower child during Vietnam, so no amount of rational speech could dissuade her from her hyperemotional, grief-driven sentiments."

Don't ye be highjacking this thread now, they're are plenty about the Iraqi war...these people might go on up and bitch slap ye, biblically too!

another thing:

You can't say that O'Reilly deserves to get bitch-slapped without explaining why.

So give us an example of how he's wrong on his shows... is he wrong with illegal immigration, the War, etc.? Exactly what don't you agree with him about? You cannot just call someone a moron without backing it up.

Don't ye be highjacking this thread now, they're are plenty about the Iraqi war...these people might go on up and bitch slap ye, biblically too!

Fie! Thou canst not bitch slap me! Hee, hee!

Biblical bitch-slap targeted... (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/Anabasis/treason.jpg) :sniper:
There are many more to be delivered, but if I only get one...

Is it possible...to get multiple Biblical bitchslaps? There are a lot of people I'd like to give one to.

So you think that the War in Iraq is/was wrong, that we should never have attacked them. What was it for, after all? I'll tell you:

a)We freed a people from a despot known to "boil" people alive in acid baths, shoot his own citizens, etc. Saddam is such a great fellow. We had no right to oppose him and the Iraqi people had no right to a free vote.

b)Saddam was supporting terrorism. Al Qaeda is known to have trained openly in Iraq. Saddam also gave money to terrorists' family members. His acceptance/abeting of terrorism was another reason to remove him.

Now you're going to say, "But this war is for oil." To which i reply, "If it's for oil, then we've failed ... look at our gas prices. If we controlled Iraqi oil, dontcha think we'd get some price relief back home? It is not, was not ever for oil."

Now you're going to say, "What about the mother camping outside Crawford? Why won't Bush talk to her?"

And I will reply, "That woman is nuts. She was anti-war before the war, sh3e was probably a flower child during Vietnam, so no amount of rational speech could dissuade her from her hyperemotional, grief-driven sentiments."

another thing:

You can't say that O'Reilly deserves to get bitch-slapped without explaining why.

So give us an example of how he's wrong on his shows... is he wrong with illegal immigration, the War, etc.? Exactly what don't you agree with him about? You cannot just call someone a moron without backing it up.

Okay...

First: Yes I am against the the war in Iraq, but this IS NOT a thread about that. Yes I do believe the war was about oil, and it did fail in that respect because the billions the U.S. has made off of it doesn't even scratch at the trillion or so they've already spent. Gas prices aren't an issue. If you think you're government really cares about the little guy, think again.

Second: Bill O'Riley is a butt reaming douche. Why? A) He routinely twists peoples words in order to solidify his position; insults and degrades anyone left of centre on the political scale; and he diliberately blows issues out of proportion. B) He is an extreme right-wing butt-pipe, and will only take other right-wing nutcases seriously.

Now, I am NOT a 'dirty hippy', and will NOT debase you for your political leanings, but to come on the thread I started, try to highjack it, and belittle me for being left of centre is callous and rude.

So start Bitch-Slapping, or get the fuck out.

To whom would you like to give a bitch-slap of biblical proportions?
Why do they deserve a bitch-slap?

Since Bush is an obvious one, I'm not gonna say him. However, I think Bill O'Riley deserves a Biblical Bitch-Slap. Not only is he an ignorant bastard that has his own TV show, but he's got a following too.

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Disclaimer: I am conservative Christian, I am a blue collar Union worker, I own guns and I can quote the constitution of the United States--articles and all almost verbatum--I am not a liberal by any stretch of the imagination.

Now, my biblical bitch slap today would go to, all these supposed patriots who are so eager to stop the "flood of terrorists" over our soft border in the South that packs of roving red necks(and yes hispanics can be rednecks too) with rifles seem to be a good idea-- these people who belive that punishing Mexicans and other Latin Americans who are seeking the DREAM of America, that this immigration which is the lifes blood of all American Idealism must be STOPPED!!!! need to be bitched slapped into the next life.

I was born and lived on the Mexican border(Arizona), I now live on the Canadian Border--Let me tell you, the Soft Border in this country is not by any means the Southern Border--fences armed patrols and thousands of square miles of some of hte harshest deserts in the world--

Or North--lovely ike through the forest while other hikers will wave to you-WAVE TO YOU!!

Lets be honest, the Southern Border is the BROWN border, and the Northern Border is the WHITE border and that is what this is about.

motherfecking SMACK.

Biblical bitch-slap targeted... (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/Anabasis/treason.jpg) :sniper:
There are many more to be delivered, but if I only get one...
Hey now. I like Ann Coulter. :(

I don't think there is a human alive that I genuinely despise more than Fred Phelps. Well, there are, but they are people like Robert Mugabe and Osama bin Laden who deserve much more than a bitch slap.

I don't think there is a human alive that I genuinely despise more than Fred Phelps. Well, there are, but they are people like Robert Mugabe and Osama bin Laden who deserve much more than a bitch slap.
Come to Kansas. Meet the guy. Bitch slap him in person. I promise you, you'll have no shortage of appreciation. Crap, we'll probably start a fan club just for you. And I'll buy you something shiny. You have my word.

Any and all "protestors" should be repeatedly bitch-slapped until some sense is knocked into their empty little heads! :D

HERE HERE!

I mean....

Freedom! :cool:

Oh, now that I think about it, Tom Cruise needs one, as does Ron Hubbard.

every single person working on that show the 700 club

animal rights protestors, and enviroment activists. Fuck the doggies and the enviorment, we need to get our economy back on track and all the rest can take a back seat.

By a Biblical Bitch-Slap, I mean a bitch-slap so severe, it feels as if Jesus himself came down and round-house kicked you in the head.

In that case, I would like to see every Republican get a Biblical bitch-slap!!

Excerpt from "Boot To The Head/Ti-Kwan Leep"

People talking in movie shows
People smoking in bed
People voting Republican
Give them a boot to the head!!

every single person working on that show the 700 club

I could go along with that!! I HATE Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell.

Simonist']Come to Kansas. Meet the guy. Bitch slap him in person. I promise you, you'll have no shortage of appreciation. Crap, we'll probably start a fan club just for you. And I'll buy you something shiny. You have my word.

Is that an invitation?

I'd love nothing more than to bitch-slap Fred Phelps!! What an insensitive, stupid bastard he is!!

Easy, everyone within 50 feet of Cindy Sheehag.

Is that an invitation?

I'd love nothing more than to bitch-slap Fred Phelps!! What an insensitive, stupid bastard he is!!
It is indeed an invitation. In fact, I may lend you a couch to sleep on and a car for a day-trip to Topeka to find the guy. And if it helps, I know where his church is, so chances are we could masquerade as reporters from KU or KSU and get him to come up........

Dang, you just made me put an awful lot of thought into that hypothetic.

Hey now. I like Ann Coulter. :(Please tell me you're joking or that you think that in reality, she's not being serious about her fascist comments.

I would bitch slap EVERYONE at Fox News and Jerry Fallwell, Pat Robertson and of course W and the entire administration cabinet. They all are ignorant bastards! :sniper:

Simonist']It is indeed an invitation. In fact, I may lend you a couch to sleep on and a car for a day-trip to Topeka to find the guy. And if it helps, I know where his church is, so chances are we could masquerade as reporters from KU or KSU and get him to come up........

Dang, you just made me put an awful lot of thought into that hypothetic.

'Tis a long way from Pennsylvania....man, if I could only get a steady source of income, then, on my next vacation, I just might take ya up on that idea!

I think we could pull off the masquerade as reporters. I'm 34, so it would have to be a reporter from the local newspaper or something though...not sure they'd buy it that I was a reporter with a college newsletter, at my age!

The whole entire democratic party and followers!

Is that an invitation?
I'd love nothing more than to bitch-slap Fred Phelps!! What an insensitive, stupid bastard he is!!

I wouldn't stop at bitch-slapping...personally, I think a bare-ass flogging followed by a salt and vinegar bath with a steel wool scrubdown would be a delightful method of revenge.

I can't decide between Karl Rove and Ann Coulter. Hey, If I spin around real fast, maybe I can get both of them.

I wouldn't stop at bitch-slapping...personally, I think a bare-ass flogging followed by a salt and vinegar bath with a steel wool scrubdown would be a delightful method of revenge.I hear coating peoples' feet in salt and having a goat lick them is quite cruel and barbaric...

I hear coating peoples' feet in salt and having a goat lick them is quite cruel and barbaric...

Good idea...I'll make sure to add it to the list. ;)

I hear coating peoples' feet in salt and having a goat lick them is quite cruel and barbaric...

if you want cruel and barbaric just do my version of "Hangman".

1. Firing squad.
2. The rack.
3. Stick 'em with Rats in a cage.
4. Iron madian.
5. shark tank.
6. Hang anything that's left.

people I'd bitch-slap: Ann Coulter, People opposing the environmentalists (they care more about money than the world their children and grand-children will live in, more than life?) Corrupt corporations (they're actually officially counted as people) Rush Limbaugh, people on crossfire, and, of course, W and his administration, especially Carl Rove.

people I'd save from being bitch-slapped: All citizens of the country of Nepal, all environmentalists, Jon Stewart and crew, Saturday Night Live and crew.

everyone else, go right ahead :D.

EDIT: and Jim Carrey

there's a lot of dems on this board aren't there?

there's a lot of dems on this board aren't there?Depends. I'd be insulted to be called a dem. They're too far right for my taste.

Dakota's a tree hugger. <Points and laughs>

Dakota's a tree hugger. <Points and laughs>You're weird. Why are tree hugger's funny? :confused:

I'd deliver the "Hand of God" (I imagine that's what a bitch slap of biblical proportion would be called)... to John Howard. Not so much for turning Australia into America arse puppet. But more for looking like a little troll...

I'd bitch-slap Jon Stewart until he fell over, then do the Airborne Stomp on his friggin' head until it popped like a ripe pumpkin. :D

After that second-rate comic, I have a list: Teddy Kennedy, the entire staff of MoveOn.org, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, and on and on and on! :D

I'd bitch-slap Jon Stewart until he fell over, then do the Airborne Stomp on his friggin' head until it popped like a ripe pumpkin. :D

After that second-rate comic, I have a list: Teddy Kennedy, the entire staff of MoveOn.org, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, and on and on and on! :D

:eek:

Depends. I'd be insulted to be called a dem. They're too far right for my taste.

I'm just judging by the number of bush posts.

Britney Spears for getting knocked up (shivering at the idea of that poor child's fate), child-molesting priests (because if I confess to one before I die, I'm pretty sure I'm screwed) and every damnable driver who uses a cell phone (needs no explanation).

:p Glove slap!
Baby glove slap!
Glove slap!
We don't take crap! :p

If you see a faded sign by the end of the road that says 15 miles to a...Bitch, Slap! Bitch slap yeah
I'm headed down, the highway, to hea'n, lookin for a bitch slap, getaway
givin out a bitch slap, getaway
I got me a hand, it's as big as whale and we're getting ready
for a Bitch slap!
It's big as a building, it hits about 20
so hurry up, and bring your health care money

I'm just judging by the number of bush posts.That's a silly thing to do, since we don't have any party that refers to themselves as THE democrats in Europe. I don't think they have one in Canada either.

I'd bitch-slap Jon Stewart until he fell over, then do the Airborne Stomp on his friggin' head until it popped like a ripe pumpkin. :D


I should have said Jon Stewart was off-limits, but now it's too late; his head has popped... :(

The president of Brazil, Lula, for finally being president and doing everythinhg the oposite of he promissed

The president of Brazil, Lula, for finally being president and doing everythinhg the oposite of he promissed"No one has the intention of building a wall." Ey? :D

there's a lot of dems on this board aren't there?

Well, Dem voter, anyway. And then, only because they are the only party that has any REAL CHANCE to defeat Republicans.

Dems are farther to the right than I would like them to be, but I am a realist in that it will be, 99 times out of 100 a Dem or a Rep that wins ANY election...Chances for a Green, a Libertarian, or and Independent are virtually nil.

You could more accurately call me an anti-Republican...more than a pro-Democrat.

That said, I'd vote for a yellow dog if it ran on the Democratic ticket...before I'd vote for ANYONE running on the Republican ticket.

I HATE Republicans. They stand FOR everything I'm against...and against everything I'm FOR.

I think I'm going to have to jump on the Pope bashing bandwagon. He is doing nothing good for too many people.

To whom would you like to give a bitch-slap of biblical proportions?



I would bitch-slap Jesus. Just to find out if he would really turn the other cheek.

I would bitch-slap Jesus. Just to find out if he would really turn the other cheek.


Dude, just, dude.

Why yes, I am from the West Coast...how could you tell? :D

Uwe Boll.....the man needs to stop making movies, and I'm guessing a bitch slappings a step in the right direction here.

Teddy Kennedy.

If I get two, then also Jerry Falwell.

My penis needs a good Biblical Bitch slap. He's been very very naughty!

My penis needs a good Biblical Bitch slap. He's been very very naughty! :rolleyes:
OK...
*Puts on chain-mail-spiky-dipped-in-vinegar-gauntlet of biblical bitchslappingness*
C'mere then... :D

:rolleyes:
OK...
*Puts on chain-mail-spiky-dipped-in-vinegar-gauntlet of biblical bitchslappingness*
C'mere then... :D

That's creepy Bible wear. I thought some hot bitch from the magazines was doing the slapping ;)

If I get two, then also Jerry Falwell.
Hell, I'll join you on that one! Heh!

Hmmmm... Nellie Bly. I loathe her, she was the most sexist person I know (one of those feminists that believe women>men (LIE)), and she was racist, and culturalist.

But if you are talking about a living person then...