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Bust up Gum (www.bust-up-gum.com)

Well, it appears that the Japanese have invented a chewing gum that, if chewed regularly, will cause ladies breasts to grow for as long as you keep using it.....................................................
...... :D :D :D

A narcotic that won't kill you...

That's... Interesting.

What will they come up with next?

What will they think of next...





I'll take some, mine are too small anyway. :D

What will they think of next...

lol Echo :D.

That's... Interesting.

What will they come up with next?

A candy bar that-well I can't say that here, can I?

A candy bar that-well I can't say that here, can I?

Don't know, but point well taken.

lol the future is upon us! what a great use of modern technology :p

lol the future is upon us! what a great use of modern technology :p


In 20 years we might just have Woody Allen's, "Orgasmatron" & a shower you hop in to give you the perfect body. :p :rolleyes:

I wonder if this gum works for men?

Now there's gonna be gay guys with breasts
*shudders*

I wonder if this gum works for men?

Now there's gonna be gay guys with breasts
*shudders*
Why would gay guys want breasts? :confused:

What a strange fantasy world you live in.

I should be surprised, but considering what I have seen in Japan (and that many Japanese girls feel... uh... not quite up to snuf), I'm not. I'm really not.

Do you think this will work on men, and if so will doctors start prescribing it instead of Hormone treatment for Pre-op transexuals?

a blessing in disguise for all the chaps eh :fluffle:

Do you think this will work on men, and if so will doctors start prescribing it instead of Hormone treatment for Pre-op transexuals?
I would doubt it.

Why would gay guys want breasts? :confused:

What a strange fantasy world you live in.

I've seen several gay guys get breast implants. It's all this crazy talk about gender identity and all. Unless these guys aren't real people, I would assume I live in the same world as you. And yes, with the nutcases out there today it is pretty much a fantasy world, but sure as hell ain't my fantasy world.

I've seen several gay guys get breast implants. It's all this crazy talk about gender identity and all. Unless these guys aren't real people, I would assume I live in the same world as you. And yes, with the nutcases out there today it is pretty much a fantasy world, but sure as hell ain't my fantasy world.
I would be fairly certain that these gay guys aren't 'just' gay guys.

Gay males would identify their gender as male, funnily enough, so wouldn't be getting breast implants.

Bust up Gum (www.bust-up-gum.com)

Well, it appears that the Japanese have invented a chewing gum that, if chewed regularly, will cause ladies breasts to grow for as long as you keep using it.....................................................
...... :D :D :D

Hey I have a bridge to sell you. Its a good one, it leads to a magical island where theres lots of gold. How about it?

Or could I interest you in some "golf game improvement creme"?

Please send me large amounts of money and your credit card information and we will see if something can be worked out :D ?

Amestria']Hey I have a bridge to sell you. Its a good one, it leads to a magical island where theres lots of gold. How about it?

Or could I interest you in some "golf game improvement creme"?

Please send me large amounts of money and your credit card information and we will see if something can be worked out :D ?

Hmmm, skeptical of the breast gum, you are.

bumpi

Not the type of gum for men to use accidently :D

bump

I should be surprised, but considering what I have seen in Japan (and that many Japanese girls feel... uh... not quite up to snuf), I'm not. I'm really not.
That’s because of all the big breasted chicks in the anime which composes ninety percent of their media.

To the OP:
I’ve got some ocean front property in Arizona for ya. If you buy that, I’ll throw in the golden gate for free.

Breast enhancing gum, who would swallow that? ;)

Ok, teeth whitening and sugar free, I could believe, but this....

Even though I am dubious about the effectiveness of this product, just on the off-chance it does work, I sure wont be chewing any of that. :rolleyes:

Breast enhancing gum, who would swallow that? ;)


Stupid people... Like those who buy the penis/breast enlargement pills/lotions/tonics/cremes or that new quack book, "Natural Cures They Don't Want You to Know About" (or some such nonsense, it was written by a used care-salesmen who was convicted 13 years ago of credit card fraud).


Japan, when it comes to sexual products, should stick to producing quality novelty items, like the boyfriend/girlfriend pillow (now that, I would consider owning just for the conversation value alone :D )

Have they got a 'light' version?

that's interesting.

i wonder i this'll become the next 'big' thing here?

take it however you will :)

To the OP:
I’ve got some ocean front property in Arizona for ya. If you buy that, I’ll throw in the golden gate for free.
Have you got a 'light' version?

Well, well, well.

Before long, guys will spend just as much time in the bathroom as girls do--so they can masturbate to themselves while looking in the mirror because they're too lazy to go out and meet actual babes with actual boobies. :p

In order to achieve the greatest results in the shortest timeframe, we recommend that you chew two pieces of Bust-Up Gum, four times per day.

Are the effects Permanent? No, they are not. However, when the desired effect is achieved, you may reduce your usage to maintenance dosages, which are half of the regular dosages.

They want you to spend a bunch of money, so you can chew gum like a cow all day, so you can achieve temporary effects ? :confused: :confused: :confused:

I would be fairly certain that these gay guys aren't 'just' gay guys.

Gay males would identify their gender as male, funnily enough, so wouldn't be getting breast implants.

Strangely enough, though, there are a lot of otherwise gay guys that still like boobs. Not sure why.

Strangely enough, though, there are a lot of otherwise gay guys that still like boobs. Not sure why.

Because there nice....

That’s because of all the big breasted chicks in the anime which composes ninety percent of their media.
Um, it doesn't even come close to 90%. But I have yet to meet a Japanese girl who's happy with her bust size (of course I've also rarely met a western woman who's happy either).

Japan, when it comes to sexual products, should stick to producing quality novelty items, like the boyfriend/girlfriend pillow (now that, I would consider owning just for the conversation value alone )
Oh, those pillows and breast enhancement gum isn't the weirdest or most shocking stuff that can be found in Japan. Akihabara is bad enough, I don't EVEN want to think about what might be found in Kabukicho.

Um, it doesn't even come close to 90%.
That’s because I was exaggerating and didn’t feel like posting a :p.
To repent for the grievous sin of failing to use a smiley:
:) :sniper: :headbang: :cool: :mad:

That’s because I was exaggerating and didn’t feel like posting a :p.
To repent for the grievous sin of failing to use a smiley:
:) :sniper: :headbang: :cool: :mad:
I accept your repentance. Go and smiley sin no more my son. :p

No word yet from anyone who's found the info refuting the effectiveness of this 'booblegum'.

LOL - booblegum- THAT made me laugh.