NationStates Jolt Archive

Alright, yeah so I stole this idea from a previous thread, but the questions are different and I'm bored.

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be?Wolf
2. What did you eat most recently?Cheese
3. What is your favorite position?Doggy
4. Where do you wish you could be right now?Carribean cruise
5. Who is your favorite author?Piers Anthony (one of many actually)
6. What's your pet peeve?People who are never satisfied, always bitching.
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be?God... that'd show him.
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of?Gerbil sex. There's worse, but I'd rather not share.
9. Who could you have been in a past life?Balls said the queen, if I had a pair I'd be king! (I know it doesn't answer the question)
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be?Gay marriage. Who are they hurting, seriously?

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be? Uhhm . . . Uhhm . . . a goat!
2. What did you eat most recently? . . . :D
3. What is your favorite position? I really don't care.
4. Where do you wish you could be right now? With Ludwik. :S
5. Who is your favorite author? Mmmmn . . . No idea.
6. What's your pet peeve? Alot of things. Especially when people rubt heir feet together with socks on. That's one of the most annoying noises ever.
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be? Only one?
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of? Homophobes.
9. Who could you have been in a past life? A window. Uhhm . . . I don't know, I have to put some though into this.
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be? Another thing that needs some thought.

think I made that thread :mad:

1) Donkey
2) toast
3) frontal
4) in space (preferably in a space suite)
5) Stephen King (never read any of the books but watched the movies)
6) don't know what a pet peeve is :(
7) Akon :mad:
8) space Jews "woooo" (search it)
9) Churchill
10) no school

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be? hawk
2. What did you eat most recently? Rice (YES, IT'S TYPICAL)
3. What is your favorite position? Don't care. Sex == Good.
4. Where do you wish you could be right now? In a really hot chick's room.
5. Who is your favorite author? Pratchett
6. What's your pet peeve? Idiots who advocate what they don't know.
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be? Ghandi
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of? Sniper vapor trails.
9. Who could you have been in a past life? PATTON.
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be? Wax bullets age lowered.

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be?
2. What did you eat most recently?
3. What is your favorite position?
4. Where do you wish you could be right now?
5. Who is your favorite author?
6. What's your pet peeve?
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be?
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of?
9. Who could you have been in a past life?
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be?

1. A wolf. Or a snake.
2. Yoghurt.
3. Sexual or otherwise?
4. Amsterdam, due to the legality of certain substances in that area.
5. Edgar Allan Poe.
6. n/a
7. Nelson Mandela. Or Gandhi (yes, i have seen fight club too).
8. The _real_ Chinese Fire Drill: walk out of the car at a crossing on red light, kill someone then return to the car before the light turns green. Strange.
9. Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.
10. Murder, when the victim has really rotten DNA and would just spread the filth to his children and grandchildren. This would be called "The Evolution/Eugenics Act".

3. Sexual or otherwise?

I believe my original intent was sexual, but to avoid offending virgins any position will do.

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be?A cat. Using my cat as a gage, they have pretty coasty lives...
2. What did you eat most recently?Toast. Buttered.
3. What is your favorite position? :fluffle:
4. Where do you wish you could be right now?Frolicking
5. Who is your favorite author?Seutonius
6. What's your pet peeve?Questionaires
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be?Admiral Horatio Nelson
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of?Bush's second term...
9. Who could you have been in a past life?Ya mum?
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be? Homosexual kissing in public

10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be? Homosexual kissing in public
That’s illegal where you are? :(

1. An elephant
2. A hot dog made from a soy substitute
3. Wouldn’t know….
4. Pretty much where I am
5. J.R.R Tolken
6. Elitism
7. Jan Fonda
8. Those tiny fish in the Amazon that swim up and get lodged in penises. :eek:
9. Otto von Bismarck
10. To much stuff to choose.

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be? Some kind of pet. They sometimes get treated well...
2. What did you eat most recently? A pizza at an Italian restaurant.
3. What is your favorite position? If I guess correctly, first base. Wait, no, you don't mean baseball! You mean sex!
4. Where do you wish you could be right now? In bed. (which is really ironic, because I'm sitting right next to it and its 4:05 in the morning)
5. Who is your favorite author? Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
6. What's your pet peeve? Pointing out logical mistakes in the reasoning (ha!) of Nazis
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be? The Knight Kahlbutz (he's already dead, and since God won't let him rot for breaking an oath, I don't think he'd mind smiting him ;) )
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of? I must have buried that memory. Must've been some kind of... no wait! Toe-licking.
9. Who could you have been in a past life? I'm afraid of answering that quetion
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be? Depends. Homosexual marriages in the states and hemp use in Germany.

9. Otto von BismarckHa! You wish! :p

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be?Politician

2. What did you eat most recently?Tacos

3. What is your favorite position?Whichever one works.

4. Where do you wish you could be right now?Germany, maybe.

5. Who is your favorite author?Chuck Palahniuk,the guy who wrote Fight Club

6. What's your pet peeve?Bigots

7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be?Janet Jackson

8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of?Lewis Black's idea of where the end of the universe is

9. Who could you have been in a past life?Don't believe in that stuff

10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be?Marijauna

Ha! You wish! :p
That I do. He’s the only non-American that I place in my top ten list of historical figures, except for Voltaire.

1. A yellowjacket
2. A prostitute
3. Doggie style :D
4. You probably don't want to know
5. I'd feel bad if I chose just one
6. People using bad grammer
7. My divinely inspired saintly president of course
8. You REALLY don't want to know
9. Jesus Christ
10. Pot

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be? a liger (hehe)
2. What did you eat most recently? ice cream
3. What is your favorite position? from behind!
4. Where do you wish you could be right now? in the arms of someone who loves me :(
5. Who is your favorite author? Greg Behrendt is a genious
6. What's your pet peeve? people who interupt others during conversation
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be? what's smite? spite maybe... brittany spears (I look better!)
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of? male seahorses give birth (or something like that)
9. Who could you have been in a past life? marilyn monroe (that jfk could F**K!)
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be? speeding while driving...

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be? Human
2. What did you eat most recently? Pork
3. What is your favorite position? ;)
4. Where do you wish you could be right now? Margaritaville or asleep
5. Who is your favorite author? Tom Clancy
6. What's your pet peeve? ignorance
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be? Micheal Moore (i dont care about celeberies)
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of? Buttered Bread
9. Who could you have been in a past life? Hannibal Barca(Carthigan General Kicked Roman Ass)
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be? Speed Limits

8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of?Lewis Black's idea of where the end of the universe is
O so true! funny as fucking hell he is

:gundge:

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be?: A cat!
2. What did you eat most recently?: A sandwich.
3. What is your favorite position? ::Not enough experiance to have a favorite yet.::
4. Where do you wish you could be right now?: At the boardwalk at the beach with my friends and boyfriend.
5. Who is your favorite author?: Garth Nix.
6. What's your pet peeve?: >.< Too many... That's a long list
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be?: Either Hillary Duff or Lindsay Lohan.
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of?: Hmm... Well, it's a bit inappropriate but here it goes: people who don't eat red meat taste better than people who eat red meat. A friend of mine saw that in a survey. And they weren't talking about cannibalism.
9. Who could you have been in a past life? Joan of Arc. Kidding. I don't know who I could have been. A feminist probably.
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be?: Gay marriage.

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be? Eagle
2. What did you eat most recently? Some kinda cakey thing for dinner's desert.
3. What is your favorite position? Meditative or sleeping.
4. Where do you wish you could be right now? in the future
5. Who is your favorite author? C.S. Lewis
6. What's your pet peeve? People going against basic morals
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be? Nobody, I would rather not hit anyone (unless in defence of me or some1 else)
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of? Beats me
9. Who could you have been in a past life? A spirit being.
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be? Hm... difficult.... Stealing music? But even that I would rather not... or else they don't get any profit....

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be? hawk
2. What did you eat most recently? Rice (YES, IT'S TYPICAL)
3. What is your favorite position? Don't care. Sex == Good.
4. Where do you wish you could be right now? In a really hot chick's room.
5. Who is your favorite author? Pratchett
6. What's your pet peeve? Idiots who advocate what they don't know.
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be? Ghandi
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of? Sniper vapor trails.
9. Who could you have been in a past life? PATTON.
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be? Wax bullets age lowered.

I believe your responses are my new pet peeve.... (although I do like hawks)

That’s illegal where you are?.
Yup. In some hundred year old law.

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be?eagle
2. What did you eat most recently?fries
3. What is your favorite position?on bottom
4. Where do you wish you could be right now?inside of heidi klum
5. Who is your favorite author? Dan Brown
6. What's your pet peeve? crazy liberals and crazy conservatives (all fundamentalists)
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be? either michael moore, or howard dead or john kerry. Or Ben Afflec, b/c he cant act.
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of? strangest thing i ever saw was german porn... a bald dude stuck his entire head in this loose womans _____, up to his neck!!! (i swear on this one... it is possible)
9. Who could you have been in a past life? Pres. Eisenhower
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be? shooting slow-ass drivers, and changing the speed limit to atleast 100 mph

1. A beautiful snow wolf!

2. I'm eating a little bag of animal crackers right now lol.

3. Can't say, due to lack of experience :D

4. At the beginning of time, so I could know whether atheists or theists were right.

5. Too hard to decide >.<

6. Those who have little-to-no knowledge of a topic, yet jump in a debate as if they did. Namely, those who believe they found a contradiction in the Bible, even though nobody ever has found a true one, much less those who haven't even read it and have no clue what they're talking about.

7. Hawking, for stealing all the fame from the other cosmologists/physicists who are just as bright, or even brighter than he is.

8. Flying Squirrels like Rocky :eek:

9. A wretched peasant in the Middle Ages who lived 30 years then died of plague or something :D

10. I would abolish the speed limit of 25 on long, straight roads. They should at least raise it to 35.

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be? Some type of Bird of Prey
2. What did you eat most recently? Last night, dinner.
3. What is your favorite position? Wouldn't know
4. Where do you wish you could be right now? Out with my friends
5. Who is your favorite author? Janet Evanovich/J.R.R Tolkien/Douglas Adams
6. What's your pet peeve? Emos.
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be? Britney Spears? Talk about White Trash
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of? Um..
9. Who could you have been in a past life? Some evil tyrant.
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be? Gay marriage. It's about the love, not the bible.

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be? A duck. Swim, walk, fly, quack and get fed breadcrumbs from old women on benches. That's the life...

2. What did you eat most recently? Some chicken I marinated with lime juice and some thyme, fresh pasta on the side, fruit and veg and chocolate milk.

3. What is your favorite position? I think people recognise it most often as reverse cowgirl...but that's just my mood at the time and if we're talking dirty, which I will assume we are, because it's far more fun that way. mmm.

4. Where do you wish you could be right now? someplace not as completely devoid of culture and intelligent thought as east Texas. so that's basically, pretty much EVERYWHERE ELSE on the PLANET.

5. Who is your favorite author? Christopher Durang. So he's a playwright. Sue me.

6. What's your pet peeve? There's this cafe here in town that advertises that they have "Hot, Fresh Bagles" in very large signs all surrounding it. If I wasn't scared that they'd beat me up, I'd go down there and invoke my yankee Jew wrath on those yokel fuckers. But I'm a wussy girl, so I just bitch about it on the internet.

7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be? Trey Anastasio. He knows why.

8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of? the RPG Fatal. *shudders*

9. Who could you have been in a past life? I honestly can't think of anything. In which case... does anyone care to explain to me what the hell this is: :gundge:

10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be? How about revoking the Patriot Act? No? alright, then I choose the Electoral College.

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be? Cat
2. What did you eat most recently? Pizza
3. What is your favorite position? Dominant with a whip!
4. Where do you wish you could be right now? Blitz'd and out of body!
5. Who is your favorite author? Yuu Watase...
6. What's your pet peeve? Religion and everything religious
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be? Only one?
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of? Heterosexual relationships
9. Who could you have been in a past life? A Greek merchant
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be? Cannabis Sativa

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be?
Human
2. What did you eat most recently?
Whiskey. I can't remember before that.
3. What is your favorite position?
Woman on top and doggy, at the same time.
4. Where do you wish you could be right now?
Spain.
5. Who is your favorite author?
Atwood or Asimov, or Orwell.
6. What's your pet peeve?
Hypocracy.
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be?
Bush. Duh.
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of?
Everything is at the same time strange and not strange.
9. Who could you have been in a past life?
I have no idea. I could have been anyone. Or no one. Either way is cool.
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be?
Drugs.

8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of?: Hmm... Well, it's a bit inappropriate but here it goes: people who don't eat red meat taste better than people who eat red meat. A friend of mine saw that in a survey. And they weren't talking about cannibalism.It's true. Cut out all meat, and dairy too, and you'll taste awsome.

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be? Tiger
2. What did you eat most recently? Does Starbucks count?
3. What is your favorite position? Well, I always seem to play goalie :p (kidding kidding)
4. Where do you wish you could be right now? Italy, but I leave this Saturday
5. Who is your favorite author? Dean Koontz
6. What's your pet peeve? People who are rude in public, and don't know how to behave
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be? Do all Celebrities and Basketball players count as one?
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of? Umm...
9. Who could you have been in a past life? A Human Being :eek:
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be? Something to get people to learn manners dangit...
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1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be?Panther
2. What did you eat most recently?Steak and eggs.
3. What is your favorite position?Double over-hand with a twist.
4. Where do you wish you could be right now?asleep
5. Who is your favorite author?Lovecraft among many others
6. What's your pet peeve?Willful stupidity.
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be?Mother Theresa just for the hell of it.
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of?So many choices...Tubgirl for sure.
9. Who could you have been in a past life?I've been me for about a dozen lives so far. Why change a good thing?
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be?Drugs. Let the druggies kill themselves off legally.

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be? Raptor, like the dinosaur one. Or a Horseshoe Crab (Sorry, those are freaking COOL).
2. What did you eat most recently? Crackers and Velveeta cheese.
3. What is your favorite position? Any, as long as my hands can tough her body.
4. Where do you wish you could be right now? The Cradel of Civilization.
5. Who is your favorite author? Not into authors, into the books themselves.
6. What's your pet peeve? Idiots/Hippies.
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be? Don't know. Depends on my mood at the time of smiting.
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of? Anything discussed here on NationStates General.
9. Who could you have been in a past life? A morbid cross between Stalin and Patton.
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be? Posession of Nuclear Weapons!

"Drugs. Let the druggies kill themselves off legally."



I'd never thought of it that way! All for the legalization of drugs, on the premise that they be made more deadly to the user, say aye!


Aye!


All opposed, say nay!


*silence*


The ayes have it!

"Drugs. Let the druggies kill themselves off legally."
I'd never thought of it that way! All for the legalization of drugs, on the premise that they be made more deadly to the user, say aye!
Aye!
All opposed, say nay!
*silence*
The ayes have it!We're all to busy toking to bother saying "nay". Very few drugs kill a significant percentage of the people who use them. Drugs do make you do stupid shit, some of which might just get you killed. But then again, so does love, anger, testosterone, a sense of adventure...

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be? Fox
2. What did you eat most recently? Meat-Lovers Pizza
3. What is your favorite position? Doggy, arf arf!
4. Where do you wish you could be right now? Someplace I can't put a name to...
5. Who is your favorite author? JRR Tolkien
6. What's your pet peeve? Me
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be? Hernando Cortez
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of? Probably something I myself came up with... er, no comment :D
9. Who could you have been in a past life? A frontiersman, I think
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be? Recreational drug use; prohibition is pointless

8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of? the RPG Fatal. *shudders*
LOL!!! :D

9. Who could you have been in a past life? I honestly can't think of anything. In which case... does anyone care to explain to me what the hell this is: :gundge:
You know, I just realized what that is. I thought it was a smiley with a paintball gun, but it's actually a smiley with the goop-gun from Unreal Tournament. :eek:

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be? Leopard - the most under-rated big cat out there
2. What did you eat most recently? Chocolate (what else is there?)
3. What is your favorite position? On the bottom, cause it's less effort and I get to see my g/f's tits jiggle up and down
4. Where do you wish you could be right now? Trans-Siberian railway (well, why not?)
5. Who is your favorite author? Jack Vance (seriously under-rated author)
6. What's your pet peeve? People who stand in line for several minutes and only then start looking for their wallet and exact change when told the cost. Also ppl who use awful colours when answering questions on-line
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be? Not so much smite as a huge discharge of static electricity to make their hair stand on end and instant diarrhea on any head of state whenever they lie on TV
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of? The colourful variety of things people stick up their butts in search of sexual satisfaction. That, and auto-erotic asphyxiation.
9. Who could you have been in a past life? A gladiator. Unfortunately my career was short-lived as I tripped walking up the stairs to the Coliseum and impaled myself on my trident
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be? Double-parking, just to fuck up the road system and hopefully (finally) force Auckland city to do something positive about their (laughable) public transport system.

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be?Rob Schneider
2. What did you eat most recently?Rob Schneider
3. What is your favorite position?Doggy
4. Where do you wish you could be right now?Holland
5. Who is your favorite author?Me No Read Books
6. What's your pet peeve?People who slag you behind your back
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be?Steven (Ye don't know him)
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of?Gerbil sex.Thanks to the original poster
9. Who could you have been in a past life? A Hobo
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be?Underage Drinking

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be?
domestic cat - you get to sleep all day, get fed, loved and stroked. sweet deal

2. What did you eat most recently?
last night i ate...i can't remember

3. What is your favorite position?
underneath - yeah i'm lazy :P

4. Where do you wish you could be right now?
in The Grasshopper coffeeshop in Amsterdam

5. Who is your favorite author?
Mervyn Peake

6. What's your pet peeve?
people eating with their mouth open

7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be?
pass

8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of?
Lunatic Goofballs ;)

9. Who could you have been in a past life?
King!! :rolleyes:

10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be?
weed, duh

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be? Dunno
2. What did you eat most recently? Salt (don't ask...)
3. What is your favorite position? Zero experience, so don't know.
4. Where do you wish you could be right now? With a good friend of mine... ;)
5. Who is your favorite author? Hmm, that's hard.
6. What's your pet peeve? People whose only form of communication is to insult everybody else in existence.
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be? Wouldn't. I'm not the destructive type.
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of? Spam.
9. Who could you have been in a past life? Somebody other than myself. Or just nobody. :p
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be? It would be ok for me only to depose the state government to get started on fixing this rail system we have...

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be?
Giant Tortoise. Maybe. It just seems a peaceful existence. Any stressed-out giant tortoises feel free to disagree.

2. What did you eat most recently?
Ginger Biscuit.

3. What is your favorite position?
Underneath.

4. Where do you wish you could be right now?
Florence.

5. Who is your favorite author?
Neal Stephenson or Alistair Reynolds. Maybe Max Barry *creep creep*

6. What's your pet peeve?
People who drive everywhere at 40mph.

7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be?
Peter Tatchell. Or maybe Ian Paisley. (As far as I'm concerned, he's not a Reverend, and he's not a Doctor - he's a dinosaur and an obnoxious one at that.)

8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of?
Relativity. It's just weird.

9. Who could you have been in a past life?
Nobody else. Just me.

10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be?
Driving at whatever speed you like on motorways at night.

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be? A Golden Retreiver.
Or possibly a tiger.

2. What did you eat most recently? A powdered cinnamon donut.

3. What is your favorite position? Prone.

4. Where do you wish you could be right now? Travelling.

5. Who is your favorite author? Too many to choose a single favorite.

6. What's your pet peeve? People who make blatantly stupid choices.
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7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be? Ted Nugent.

8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of? I believe tthe term for them is called "Plushies". They like to make love to stuffed animals.
Harmless....but damned strange.

9. Who could you have been in a past life? The Scarlet Pimpernel.

10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be? Casual marijuana use.

Alright, yeah so I stole this idea from a previous thread, but the questions are different and I'm bored.

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be?Horse or Unicorn!..or a dragon

2. What did you eat most recently?Kellogs Crunchy nut Corn Flakes
3. What is your favorite position?depends on my mood and who I am with!
4. Where do you wish you could be right now?Back in Boston
5. Who is your favorite author?I have too many

6. What's your pet peeve?rasict ppl
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be? Just one? Britney Spears-shes really annoying me at the moment..does any care that she is pregnant? NO
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of?a 76 year old woman and 27 year old man 'finding love' and having...se no I can't say it
9. Who could you have been in a past life? I think I was a jew-there is a long explanation for this but I won't go into it
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be?Gay marriage. Who are they hurting, seriously? I agree completly Oh and the Catholic Chruch

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be? Indian Elephant
2. What did you eat most recently? Bourbon Biscuit
3. What is your favorite position? I'm 14!!
4. Where do you wish you could be right now? Swimming deep beneath the ocean
5. Who is your favorite author? Ummm, Banana Yoshimoto was interesting.
6. What's your pet peeve? "Ya know"
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be? George Bush Junior
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of? Me?
9. Who could you have been in a past life? Some sort of extremely mathematical genius
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be? Incitement of RELIGIOUS, NOT racial, hatred. I don't want to do it, but it should be legal. I think they've banned it.

7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be? Not so much smite as a huge discharge of static electricity to make their hair stand on end and instant diarrhea on any head of state whenever they lie on TV


Think of poor Queeny sh*tting her knickers. :(

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be? Leopard - the most under-rated big cat out thereNo, that would be the ocelot. :D

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be?:Hmm..a dolphin..or a black and whitle Colobus Monkey.
2. What did you eat most recently?:Skittles. Memo Brush teeth.
3. What is your favorite position?:At the catch, Blade squared and in water.
4. Where do you wish you could be right now?With my rowing crew, on the water..half way through our final peice.
5. Who is your favorite author?:Thats a hard one. Terry Pratchett is good , he's the onli fantasy arthur i like, the others are so up themselves. Also like John Irving
6. What's your pet peeve:hmm..at the moment..ignorance,either in me or other ppl. Durring the rowing season, ppl in my boat not trying hard enough in a race.
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be?:Hmm...Jose Mourihno..nah its not his fault he's good. ..Callum Idle..he's not famous though,just cause it wld annoy him.
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of?Many, many things. The idea ppl are inferior cause of gender/race/class confuse me.
9. Who could you have been in a past life?dunno...A Pirate. AArhg.
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be?: A bowloder eight. for the hillarity.

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be?:Hmm..a dolphin..or a black and whitle Colobus Monkey.
2. What did you eat most recently?:Skittles. Memo Brush teeth.
3. What is your favorite position?:At the catch, Blade squared and in water.
4. Where do you wish you could be right now?With my rowing crew, on the water..half way through our final peice.
5. Who is your favorite author?:Thats a hard one. Terry Pratchett is good , he's the onli fantasy arthur i like, the others are so up themselves. Also like John Irving
6. What's your pet peeve:hmm..at the moment..ignorance,either in me or other ppl. Durring the rowing season, ppl in my boat not trying hard enough in a race.
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be?:Hmm...Jose Mourihno..nah its not his fault he's good. ..Callum Idle..he's not famous though,just cause it wld annoy him.
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of?Many, many things. The idea ppl are inferior cause of gender/race/class confuse me.
9. Who could you have been in a past life?dunno...A Pirate. AArhg.
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be?: A bowloder eight. for the hillarity.

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be?:Hmm..a dolphin..or a black and whitle Colobus Monkey.
2. What did you eat most recently?:Skittles. Memo Brush teeth.
3. What is your favorite position?:At the catch, Blade squared and in water.
4. Where do you wish you could be right now?With my rowing crew, on the water..half way through our final peice.
5. Who is your favorite author?:Thats a hard one. Terry Pratchett is good , he's the onli fantasy arthur i like, the others are so up themselves. Also like John Irving
6. What's your pet peeve:hmm..at the moment..ignorance,either in me or other ppl. Durring the rowing season, ppl in my boat not trying hard enough in a race.
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be?:Hmm...Jose Mourihno..nah its not his fault he's good. ..Callum Idle..he's not famous though,just cause it wld annoy him.
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of?Many, many things. The idea ppl are inferior cause of gender/race/class confuse me.
9. Who could you have been in a past life?dunno...A Pirate. AArhg.
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be?: A bowloder eight. for the hillarity.

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be?:Hmm..a dolphin..or a black and whitle Colobus Monkey.
2. What did you eat most recently?:Skittles. Memo Brush teeth.
3. What is your favorite position?:At the catch, Blade squared and in water.
4. Where do you wish you could be right now?With my rowing crew, on the water..half way through our final peice.
5. Who is your favorite author?:Thats a hard one. Terry Pratchett is good , he's the onli fantasy arthur i like, the others are so up themselves. Also like John Irving
6. What's your pet peeve:hmm..at the moment..ignorance,either in me or other ppl. Durring the rowing season, ppl in my boat not trying hard enough in a race.
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be?:Hmm...Jose Mourihno..nah its not his fault he's good. ..Callum Idle..he's not famous though,just cause it wld annoy him.
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of?Many, many things. The idea ppl are inferior cause of gender/race/class confuse me.
9. Who could you have been in a past life?dunno...A Pirate. AArhg.
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be?: A bowloder eight. for the hillarity.

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be?:Hmm..a dolphin..or a black and whitle Colobus Monkey.
2. What did you eat most recently?:Skittles. Memo Brush teeth.
3. What is your favorite position?:At the catch, Blade squared and in water.
4. Where do you wish you could be right now?With my rowing crew, on the water..half way through our final peice.
5. Who is your favorite author?:Thats a hard one. Terry Pratchett is good , he's the onli fantasy arthur i like, the others are so up themselves. Also like John Irving
6. What's your pet peeve:hmm..at the moment..ignorance,either in me or other ppl. Durring the rowing season, ppl in my boat not trying hard enough in a race.
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be?:Hmm...Jose Mourihno..nah its not his fault he's good. ..Callum Idle..he's not famous though,just cause it wld annoy him.
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of?Many, many things. The idea ppl are inferior cause of gender/race/class confuse me.
9. Who could you have been in a past life?dunno...A Pirate. AArhg.
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be?: A bowloder eight. for the hillarity.

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be?:Hmm..a dolphin..or a black and whitle Colobus Monkey.
2. What did you eat most recently?:Skittles. Memo Brush teeth.
3. What is your favorite position?:At the catch, Blade squared and in water.
4. Where do you wish you could be right now?With my rowing crew, on the water..half way through our final peice.
5. Who is your favorite author?:Thats a hard one. Terry Pratchett is good , he's the onli fantasy arthur i like, the others are so up themselves. Also like John Irving
6. What's your pet peeve:hmm..at the moment..ignorance,either in me or other ppl. Durring the rowing season, ppl in my boat not trying hard enough in a race.
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be?:Hmm...Jose Mourihno..nah its not his fault he's good. ..Callum Idle..he's not famous though,just cause it wld annoy him.
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of?Many, many things. The idea ppl are inferior cause of gender/race/class confuse me.
9. Who could you have been in a past life?dunno...A Pirate. AArhg.
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be?: A bowloder eight. for the hillarity.

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be? Parrot
2. What did you eat most recently? Chicken Burger
3. What is your favorite position? Downward Doggy
4. Where do you wish you could be right now? On the beach
5. Who is your favorite author? Douglas Adams
6. What's your pet peeve? People who don't keep their promises
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be? Dunno
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of? Midget porn
9. Who could you have been in a past life? I've been told that I have a *Mother Teresa complex*... whatever that means...
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be? I'd like to be allowed to carry mace for protection (if I so choose to)

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be? house cat (fat and lazy)
2. What did you eat most recently? Rice cake (yuck)
3. What is your favorite position?uhh....
4. Where do you wish you could be right now? sleeping
5. Who is your favorite author? Douglas Adams
6. What's your pet peeve? People who whine about things that are under their control but are too lazy to do anything about it
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be? soo many to choose from hmm.... gonna have to pick one..... fine Jane Fonda (because of her dumb exercise tape.)
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of? Felching (if you don't know don't ask)
9. Who could you have been in a past life? don't believe in past lives
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be? fishing without a license

8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of? Felching (if you don't know don't ask)

I was going to put felching on mine but I couldn't think of the word for it and I really didn't want to describe it. So many nasty mental pictures...

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be?Tyrannosaurus Rex
2. What did you eat most recently?Steamed dim sims with BBQ sauce
3. What is your favorite position?Any that I can lay back and do nothing :p
4. Where do you wish you could be right now?At the strip club
5. Who is your favorite author?Stephen Donaldson (one of many actually)
6. What's your pet peeve?So, so many...lets just say people in general
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be?Local: Andrew Bolt; international: Dubbya :p
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of?"Piping" - I don't think it's even physically possible
9. Who could you have been in a past life?A viking, or an accountant
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be?Marijuana

I was going to put felching on mine but I couldn't think of the word for it and I really didn't want to describe it. So many nasty mental pictures...


All I have to see is that word, and I feel a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach. :(

All I have to see is that word, and I feel a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach. :(

Truly, the word alone is not enough. You must know the entire meaning of felching to be truly disgusted, horrified and traumatized.

Truly, the word alone is not enough. You must know the entire meaning of felching to be truly disgusted, horrified and traumatized.

That's what I mean. I know what the word means, so I just look at it, and blech. How somebody could do that...

can someone tell me what felching is? please? i know you said not to...but i'm oh so curious...pleeeeease?

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be? Rodan (come, you know destroying Tokyo would be fun)
2. What did you eat most recently? Popcorn with melted processed cheese
3. What is your favorite position? Woman on top (keeps my hands free)
4. Where do you wish you could be right now? Right here...but with more money
5. Who is your favorite author? Steven King (I know he not exactly the *greatest* author in the world, but the Dark Tower series is my favorite set of books)
6. What's your pet peeve? People who lack compassion
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be? Being non-violent, I wouldn't smite anyone...but for the sake of the thread; Bill O'Riley
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of? Shit eating. Come on people, it's SHIT. You're not supposed to eat SHIT.
9. Who could you have been in a past life? One of the Brothers Grimm...you know, the funny looking one.
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be? I'm gonna have to jump on the bandwagon and say drugs.

can someone tell me what felching is? please? i know you said not to...but i'm oh so curious...pleeeeease?Click at your own risk: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felching.
I like definition #6, myself.

Click at your own risk: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felching.
I like definition #6, myself.



thank you for indulging me...now i'll go about spending the rest of my life getting that image out of my head. brought it upon myself, i did. :eek:

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be? A very spoiled doggy.
2. What did you eat most recently? An overdone steak
3. What is your favorite position? 69
4. Where do you wish you could be right now? Mexico
5. Who is your favorite author? (Chuck Palahniuk, if I have to name only one)
6. What's your pet peeve? Manipulative people who don't think they're obvious
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be? Michael Moore
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of? Coprophagia
9. Who could you have been in a past life? In a gentler life, a Tibetan Monk
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be? Recreational and medical use of marijuana

8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of? Shit eating. Come on people, it's SHIT. You're not supposed to eat SHIT.
ROTFL :p

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be?some kind of monkey
2. What did you eat most recently?Turkish Food
3. What is your favorite position?like I'll tell you... fine Doggy
4. Where do you wish you could be right now?Paris, France
5. Who is your favorite author?Orwell
6. What's your pet peeve?Extreme Libertarians
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be?Like I can resist saying Bush. Either him, or Fred Phelps.
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of?Dave Chappelle turning down a third season. Bastard.
9. Who could you have been in a past life?Either Che Guevara or a renaisannce European monarch.
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be?Marijuanna

1. If you could be an animal, which one would you be? A raven.
2. What did you eat most recently? A mouthful of fear.
3. What is your favorite position? Anyone where I'm not alone.
4. Where do you wish you could be right now? In Another Happy Place.
5. Who is your favorite author? I have a weak spot for H. P. Lovecraft.
6. What's your pet peeve? Stupidity.
7. If you could smite one famous person, who would it be? M. Musashi.
8. What is the strangest thing you have ever heard of? Dead Cone Effect.
9. Who could you have been in a past life? Temujin (aka Gengis Khan).
10. If you could make one thing legal that is illegal where you are from, what would it be? Carrying swords.