NationStates Jolt Archive

I have seen the earnestness and fervor many here put into their political debate and commentary and I respect that. So much so that I've decided to abandon my odd, freewheeling ways. I'm going to buckle down and become a serious-minded political debater.

This forum is a pillar among the community of forums that dot the internet landscape and my inane antics were holding us back. So the clown is gone. The political Goofball is here.

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*twitches*

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*spasms*


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AIEEE!!!! *runs around in circles, arms waving wildly* AIEEE!!! AIEEE!!! *leaps into some mud*

((Ah, well. That didn't last long, did it?)) :D

I knew it was a lie. I was about to hate you, very much, 'cause we'd have to rework some of the musical to portray you. :p

Good, it woulda sucked without the original Goofball

I'd say we just barely dodged the bullet there. Oh yes, and if you become serious I will have to be very annoyed. So annoyed I might have to go to your house and point at you for hours on end. All the while, staring at you with my cold dead eyes (provided I remember to remove my googly glasses before I get there) heaping the blame for thousands of tears shed for your pleasure at becoming another complainer with a stick in a certain part of their anatomy.

It just wasn't meant to be.

I have my niche. I am the clown with the politically moderate ideas and no desire to press them on anyone else. I'd rather play in mud. :)

Man, don't ever do that again: You got me scared there for a second and I came here to see if you're alright.

*wipes some mud sprinkles off face*

Yup! Looks like it! :D

It just wasn't meant to be.

I have my niche. I am the clown with the politically moderate ideas and no desire to press them on anyone else. I'd rather play in mud. :)
they drained the lake again? can I join you?

Actually, it's still drained. But I have a comprehensive list of muddy sites throughout connecticut. I study geological survey maps. Hey, hobbies require time and energy. :)

And their execution (the hobbies!!!) careful planning :D
Mud - Gotta love it!

It just wasn't meant to be.

I have my niche. I am the clown with the politically moderate ideas and no desire to press them on anyone else. I'd rather play in mud. :)
You're not fooling anyone-you're working the Silent Bob mojo. You goof, you splash in the mud, you make fun.

Then, when no one expects it-BAM-serious, thoughtful insight oughta nowhere. Stuns the room. I've seen it.

I've read your book, you magnificent bastard!!! :D

You're not fooling anyone-you're working the Silent Bob mojo. You goof, you splash in the mud, you make fun.

Then, when no one expects it-BAM-serious, thoughtful insight oughta nowhere. Stuns the room. I've seen it.

I've read your book, you magnificent bastard!!! :D


I like you. You're silly. :)

*splashes in the mud.* :D

Now, I'm still curious, is your job actually clowning? I've always been afraid of clowns, but I've never feared Lunatic Goofballs. Maybe you're just a very good clown! :D


I.E. Not one of those ones from outer space that are going to suck my blood up through a crazy straw.

Now, I'm still curious, is your job actually clowning? I've always been afraid of clowns, but I've never feared Lunatic Goofballs. Maybe you're just a very good clown! :D


I.E. Not one of those ones from outer space that are going to suck my blood up through a crazy straw.

I am indeed a professional clown. And I'm a very good one.

I'm not from outerspace and all my crazy straws are currently in the dishwasher. *nod * :)

I am indeed a professional clown. And I'm a very good one.

I'm not from outerspace and all my crazy straws are currently in the dishwasher. *nod * :)


I figured as much. I haven't seen you suck any blood so far, so I'll trust you. Now, do you have your own T.V. show? Are you a goofy clown that appeals to kiddie birthday parties or are you a slightly intellectual clown who juggles flaming molotov cocktails? Or some mix?

Mud,Mud
Glorious mud
Nothing quite like it
For cooling the blood

*Please tell me I'm not the only one who knows this*

I figured as much. I haven't seen you suck any blood so far, so I'll trust you. Now, do you have your own T.V. show? Are you a goofy clown that appeals to kiddie birthday parties or are you a slightly intellectual clown who juggles flaming molotov cocktails? Or some mix?

I don't have my own T.V. show. Though I think I deserve one. I am a mixed intellectual/goofy clown that juggles flaming kiddies. :D

Actually, I specialize in acrobatics, magic, balloon animals, juggling and general comedy.

Had to look..lol :D

I don't have my own T.V. show. Though I think I deserve one. I am a mixed intellectual/goofy clown that juggles flaming kiddies. :D

Actually, I specialize in acrobatics, magic, balloon animals, juggling and general comedy.


I'd like to see your act then. Connecticut here I come! :D