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What is your ideal mate? What type of person turns your crank? Include a physical description and detailed info on personality. You can tell an awful lot about a person based on their tastes in women/men.

I'll start the ball rolling:

My dream woman has natural red hair, either straight or wavy running down to the shoulders, with the tips dyed black and green.
She has emerald green eyes (or one emerald eye and one deep blue eye) with an angular face and a slightly longish, pointy nose.
She has a good amount of meat on her bones without being overly big (and when I say big, I mean BIG) and stand about 6'-6'5".
Tatoos and peircings adorn her entire body (the more tats, the better) and freckles can be seen everywhere there is no ink.
My dream girl also dresses like a goth/punk/metal head, and is generally regarded as a freak by the rest of society.

My dream girl is crazy, and I mean flippin' NUTS. Sometimes I fear for my life when I'm around her.
She is also dangerously intelligent, and loves to talk (especially about politics) without getting worked up in a righteous frenzy.
My dream girl likes to drink....a LOT. Sometimes she even out-drinks me.
She also smokes a lot of cigarettes and loves pot.
She is an artist, and loves all forms of art. She spends much of her time creating, and I participate whenever and wherever I can.
She's murderously sarcastic, but not in an unkind way, and loves comedy in all forms.
She's compassionate and kind to the downtrodden. She is willing to sacrifice for those who need it.
My dream girl is a film buff, and also loves to read (she'll read ANYTHING between two covers). She also happens to love video games and comic books, for some strange reason.
She loves to take long hikes throughout the landscape, be it urban or rural, and is constantly looking for new ways to get places.
She is a kid at heart and always seeks amusment (in one way or another *wink wink*).
Ok, so I'm a total freak of nature, but what about YOU? I look forward to see how weird some of you like your women/men.
And keep in mind, I'm TOTALLY SERIOUS about my dream woman, and I expect you to be too.

This thread hasn't even started and It's already dead...disappointment abounds.

y'know what I really want in a girl......me

-Brunette, Dirty Dirty Blonde, or Black Hair (Anything Dark) w/ a Subtle Red
-Straight & Soft Hair
-Blue Blue Eyes, or a Real Dark Charcoal Brown
-Either a real smooth Caramel tan or a real pale complexion.
-A prominent jaw, although it is still soft.
-Full, but not too full lips. A Smile to die for.
-Fit, but not too fit, and not super skinny either. Once again, Soft.
-5'9-5'11 or 5'0-5'4
-No Tatoos, and if there are, ones that aren't in out in the open or large.
-Clothing Wise, just classy. Anything from A&F to Anything on Swell.com to Versace to Levis. Just Classy, and put together.
-Intelligent, has to be able to speak to me about politics and medicine.
-Dark & Witty Sarcastic Humor
-Not a heavy drinker, does no drugs of any kind
-Strong & Can fend for herself.
-Strives for her education
-Can dance the Salsa :D
-Needs to be able to clean up real nice, but also go camping, get dirty, and not shower for a few days without complaining. Can look in place hiking, or going to the presidential dinner.
-Adventureous. I need to be able to take her home to Italy
-Silly
-A renaissance women, skilled in all parts of life.
-Multi-Lingual
-Love British Comedy/Romance i.e. Bridget Jones, 4 Weddings & a funeral, etc.:p
-The mannerisms & ideas of a lady and a modern woman.

If I can think of more later, I'll add on.

Edit:
-Older than I am (18)
-Altered Height preference

My taste seem to different now and then. In general a dark haired girl, not the classic beauty kind... and some brain. :rolleyes:

My most significant criterion for a dream girl is that they want me. Not a very common trait.

What I've decided as the ideal for my dream girl is never the kind of girl I end up drawn to so I try not to think about a dream girl.

Wel, this is easy:
My citeria:
I´m in love with here.
She´s in love with me.

So far, none has actually occured (I think...#1 maybe).

Jennifer Saunders *melt*

First and foremost, a good mind (very good mind), a clever wit, and self-reliant. Tolerant and honest, independent and forthright. Even tempered.

A gorgeous voice, preferably husky, definitely not childlike (shudder).

In terms of appearance, healthy and sporty, about 5'8", redhead (whatever shade) or brunette, round or oval face, bright, piercing eyes (preferably green or a deep brown), an interesting nose. Good teeth would be nice. Strong legs for playing football, average length fingers.

Tattoos? Preferably not, but it might be more interesting. Freckles are nice, though.

Did I write smart?

But of course this is simply a dream...

-Brunette, Dirty Dirty Blonde, or Black Hair (Anything Dark) w/ a Subtle Red
-Straight & Soft Hair
-Blue Blue Eyes, or a Real Dark Charcoal Brown
-Either a real smooth Caramel tan or a real pale complexion.
-A prominent jaw, although it is still soft.
-Full, but not too full lips. A Smile to die for.
-Fit, but not too fit, and not super skinny either. Once again, Soft.
-5'9-5'11
-No Tatoos, and if there are, ones that aren't in out in the open or large.
-Clothing Wise, just classy. Anything from A&F to Anything on Swell.com to Versace to Levis. Just Classy, and put together.
-Intelligent, has to be able to speak to me about politics and medicine.
-Dark & Witty Sarcastic Humor
-Not a heavy drinker, does no drugs of any kind
-Strong & Can fend for herself.
-Strives for her education
-Can dance the Salsa :D
-Needs to be able to clean up real nice, but also go camping, get dirty, and not shower for a few days without complaining. Can look in place hiking, or going to the presidential dinner.
-Adventureous. I need to be able to take her home to Italy
-Silly
-A renaissance women, skilled in all parts of life.
-Multi-Lingual
-Love British Comedy/Romance i.e. Bridget Jones, 4 Weddings & a funeral, etc.:p
-The mannerisms & ideas of a lady and a modern woman.

If I can think of more later, I'll add on.

Heyyyyyy, I know someone who has a lot of those qualities ;). Except that she's not that tall.....blah.

-Brunette, Dirty Dirty Blonde, or Black Hair (Anything Dark) w/ a Subtle Red
-Straight & Soft Hair
-Blue Blue Eyes, or a Real Dark Charcoal Brown
-Either a real smooth Caramel tan or a real pale complexion.
-A prominent jaw, although it is still soft.
-Full, but not too full lips. A Smile to die for.
-Fit, but not too fit, and not super skinny either. Once again, Soft.
-5'9-5'11
-No Tatoos, and if there are, ones that aren't in out in the open or large.
-Clothing Wise, just classy. Anything from A&F to Anything on Swell.com to Versace to Levis. Just Classy, and put together.
-Intelligent, has to be able to speak to me about politics and medicine.
-Dark & Witty Sarcastic Humor
-Not a heavy drinker, does no drugs of any kind
-Strong & Can fend for herself.
-Strives for her education
-Can dance the Salsa :D
-Needs to be able to clean up real nice, but also go camping, get dirty, and not shower for a few days without complaining. Can look in place hiking, or going to the presidential dinner.
-Adventureous. I need to be able to take her home to Italy
-Silly
-A renaissance women, skilled in all parts of life.
-Multi-Lingual
-Love British Comedy/Romance i.e. Bridget Jones, 4 Weddings & a funeral, etc.:p
-The mannerisms & ideas of a lady and a modern woman.

If I can think of more later, I'll add on.


Ditto...it's almost as though you're my long lost brother that's approx a foot taller than I am...lol

Ditto...it's almost as though you're my long lost brother that's approx a foot taller than I am...lol

lol Well then you have good taste :p.

And for the height, it can be a gimmick... now we just need to find a 4'10... :D

well its difficult as I've got like 3 main kinds of women i'm into

General stuff
have to be pleasent
intelegent
funny (in a good way as in laugh with not at)
not short hair and not scraped back into a facelift ponytail
not madly religious or scary conservative (welsh nationalist ok)
Glasses and freckles good
as are dungarees (I'm very strange)

Type 1 (the valley (welsh valley) girls)
Brown or mousey blond hair
Buxom/curvy/vivacious which ever term you prefer
quite small 4foot 9-5foot 8
fun and robust personality generally

Type 2 (lanky (best word I could think of sorry but I am not using it as an insult I quite like it) women)
brown/Red/black, hair
skinny (i.e. thin but not so thin that their bones are all sticking out in scary ways) but all over so it looks right (i.e. not thin with a big bust that just looks wrong)
Tall 5 foot 8 - 6 foot 2 (I don't like women (or anybody else) to be taller then me in fact being the same hight is quite weird for me as well (i'm from wales very small people)
any personality that fits with general stuff though most seem to be clever in a weird way (as in they think about stuff normal people generally don't (i'm not a normal person so this works for me))

Type 3 (petite women)
Brown/red/black/mousey blond its all good
just normal average really but smaller
height 4foot 7 to 5 foot 8 (any bigger then that and they are not really petite And also I have yet to meet many women taller then that)
any personallity (though on the whole they are generally in my experience either very shy and quiet or really boistruss with no imbetween)

for any non british people they are generally in Type 2 or 3 if their not then I probably don't find them attractive (don't know why but only welsh girls work in the first type)

When I (finally) meet her I'll gladly share it with you. (Right now I have to stop reading your posts - they're making my mouth water and don't help at all :D)

dream woman:

- loves me for who i am, not what i do, or even the ugliness of what i look like :P
- enjoys going to do new things, but also likes to just chill and relax at home
- has a love of food and cooking
- smokes weed (or at least doesn't mind me smoking!)
- musical or at least listens to music for what it is... not just whats popular :rolleyes:
- isn't obsessed with money, career or shopping - again with the chilling out
- is intelligent (preferably somewhat logical too) and can hold not only serious conversations and debates but also can have a laugh (without making others feel bad)
- sod it, she's gotta be just one chilled-out lady!
- has a sense of indipendence - does things her way. spontaneous but not to the point of luncacy lol. also her own sense of style in the way she looks (not just another fashion drone, thanks)
- looks-wize i like em petite (anywhere between 5' and 5'6" is good with me... though i wouldn't say no to a taller chick :p); slight preference for blondes but not really fussed if hair is in good condition and nice & long; no tatoos; good legs ( ;) ); nicely toned; beautiful eyes - very important this! i can't really describe what i mean by this but its important...

- not a conservative; has strong values
- a respect for all people
- likes to travel and will help (and come with me!) on my dream of travelling the world
- has a deep distain for the pretentious and likes, or at least tolerates, the same stupid movies as me :p



oh perfect girl where aaaare you?? *looks about*

I wouldn't want to be a member of any club that would let me in.

Pretty much sums up my angle.

y'know what I really want in a girl......me
y'know what I really want in a person...me

Cello player who sings raspy torch songs in french.



Is that too specific?

Someone who for some reason I'd rather be with than without. I'm not shopping for a car, I'm not going to turn a chick back in the hopes of getting one in a red head...

Probably somewhere between Kei Nagase (Ace Combat V) and Motoko Kusanagi (Ghost in the Shell)

What is your ideal mate? What type of person turns your crank? Include a physical description and detailed info on personality. You can tell an awful lot about a person based on their tastes in women/men.

I'll start the ball rolling:

My dream woman has natural red hair, either straight or wavy running down to the shoulders, with the tips dyed black and green.
She has emerald green eyes (or one emerald eye and one deep blue eye) with an angular face and a slightly longish, pointy nose.
She has a good amount of meat on her bones without being overly big (and when I say big, I mean BIG) and stand about 6'-6'5".
Tatoos and peircings adorn her entire body (the more tats, the better) and freckles can be seen everywhere there is no ink.
My dream girl also dresses like a goth/punk/metal head, and is generally regarded as a freak by the rest of society.

My dream girl is crazy, and I mean flippin' NUTS. Sometimes I fear for my life when I'm around her.
She is also dangerously intelligent, and loves to talk (especially about politics) without getting worked up in a righteous frenzy.
My dream girl likes to drink....a LOT. Sometimes she even out-drinks me.
She also smokes a lot of cigarettes and loves pot.
She is an artist, and loves all forms of art. She spends much of her time creating, and I participate whenever and wherever I can.
She's murderously sarcastic, but not in an unkind way, and loves comedy in all forms.
She's compassionate and kind to the downtrodden. She is willing to sacrifice for those who need it.
My dream girl is a film buff, and also loves to read (she'll read ANYTHING between two covers). She also happens to love video games and comic books, for some strange reason.
She loves to take long hikes throughout the landscape, be it urban or rural, and is constantly looking for new ways to get places.
She is a kid at heart and always seeks amusment (in one way or another *wink wink*).
Ok, so I'm a total freak of nature, but what about YOU? I look forward to see how weird some of you like your women/men.
And keep in mind, I'm TOTALLY SERIOUS about my dream woman, and I expect you to be too.
The personality sounds EXACTLY like me. Mmmmn cigs . . . mmmn art . . . mmmn boobies. The looks are more my fiancee. o__O; odd.

Well, I've got my dream girl. Hell, she's all I've wanted since I was about 14 and started getting intrested in other women! A few of my friends are irked by the age difference (eleven years), but, hey, that's them-- not me!

She's 6' 2", got naturally straight red hair, she has an undercut, grey eyes, tattoos basically cover most of her chest and arms (and on the arms, I don't mean little tattoos, I mean big sleeves of tattoos! hehe). I find her underbite rather cute, lmao. Uhhm, I'm just going off on random things here . . . lol. She's got the physique of a bodybuilder, uhhhhm . . . She's a mechanic, sometimes works with a somewhat small construction company. She's really good with my kids, I've actually been thinking about having another. Of course, that's something to really think about. She's somewhat shy, she's not afraid to speak her mind, though, and sticks up for herself and I. I've always been attracted to women who were slightly older than me, most likely because we could have an intelligent conversation-- and I was always mature of my age. Something about her turning 30 this December turns me on to no end-- especially since she could pass for a real easy 24-25. She has a great sense of humour, and gets really sarcastic rather often. We don't fight alot, because there's really nothing to fight about. (Oh damn it all! I just ate the last poptart! I wish we had more . . . :( ) She's got just below her bottom lip peirced, it looks so good on her. She loves me for who I am, she loves everything about my personality, my body, everything there is about me-- she loves it. I'm a bit overweight for my height, not exactly fat, but let's say chubby-- and she finds that adorable! Aawww, there's just too much I have to say about her! . . . Now it's time to search the cabinets in hopes of more poptarts XD

Also for me, generally older then me. I'm 18 right now, and the women younger then me are generally well...not my type. Not to mention as of right now, most are illegal.

My ideal guy:

(I prefer older guys J )

Physically
-Tall. Tall as in preferably over 6’ (being that I’m only 5’2”ish most guys are taller then I am) J
-Dark hair. I like longer dark hair, black is excellent, but dark brown is good too.
-Green or blue eyes. I have a thing for dark haired guys with green eyes
-Darker (Italian dark) or quite pale
-Slender, but defined. I’m not a fan of really muscular guys.

Personality/Misc…
-Spontaneous
-Affectionate (seeing as how I’m a very affectionate person)
-Can carry on a good conversation
-Is able to learn things quickly
-WANTS to experience new things
-Well-educated
-Knows when to take something seriously
-Multi-lingual
-Loves to cook
-Witty
-Intelligent. I need someone I can talk to about work (doctor) who won’t be completely lost.
-Has a great sense of humour, and isn’t afraid to laugh at themselves
-Has an accent
-Loves to travel
-Enjoys living in the city
-Likes to OR is willing to dance (I've been a baller dancer for almost 18 years, I need someone who loves to dance as much as I do)

Already found her, and I'm not of an old age!

Requirements:
good looking
nice
smart
listens to classic rock (preferrably Led Zeppelin)

-black hair,light/dark brown,dirty blond

-intelligent

-funny

-nice butt

-blue eyes i love so.....but brown are nice...well light eyes.

-not HUge boobs but not too small either

-not taller than me maybe a inch or two smaller

-younger than me by not too much.

-affectionate

-nice to talk too

-loves new things

-not very fat,not muscular and not a twig...nice body.


-witty

-tomboy-ish but not overdoing it.

-knows when thing are not funny.

-to be both a lover and a friend.

- and does not mind to play video games with me from time to time


-beautiful lips and can kiss just as beautifully

-not very religious

-loves to dance

-has a nice familly who accepts me.(come on we all have to face that ;))

-and listen to any music besides...any religious song except on holidays,pop,techno,rape and contry and westwern.

-does not mine hanging with me and my friends

that is all i can think of.

My ideal girl is one that can understand and enjoy the crude humor that my friends and i share. I want a girl that will laugh at a gory horror movie with me. i want a girl that i can take with me to hang out with my friends and know that she is enjoying herself. she also needs to understand that as a human I will make mistakes and when I screw up the best thing is not to chastise me about them. I want a girl that can beat me in a dead arm competition. And being one of Gods less attractive creations I'm not too picky about looks.

Colodia for both!

Colodia for both!

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My most significant criterion for a dream girl is that they want me. Not a very common trait.
Same here.

My dream girl?
-Well, of course she'd have to be able to understand my sense of humor.
-Second she'd have to be willing to be an emotional anchor for me, when I'm feelin' glum, I'd be greatly appreciative of someone who could help me get out of it (and vice-versa as well)
-Pretty much apolitical, so I can leave the work and school stuff at work or school, and just enjoy her in all her ways.
-Loves movies, all sorts of movies, ranging from Kubrik, to Spielberg to Shaun of the Dead. Video games would be a bonus, anything but country music or pop would be a bonus (espescially jazz or classic rock!) but movies come first and foremost of the various entertaining media.
-Willing to try new things. As well as a willingness to push me to try new things.
-Not be a fucking moron. Smarter is good!
-Has her own profession. Perhaps an engineer, perhaps an executive, perhaps a lawyer, whatever. If she can outpace me, then I'm all for it.
-Just a little bit shorter than me, no more than six inches shorter than me, but this one's only really minor.
-Realistic, but fun.
-No ethnic preference, but preferably from a modern society (Europe, Japan, US, etc.)
-No religious preference really. But she better not expect me to convert to her beliefs.
-Drives a kickass car and likes an occasional baseball game.
-Normal, natural body build, not a supermodel.
-Natural hair color, highlights are tolerable, but none of this bottle blonde stuff. No plastic surgery, unless it was reconstructive surgery from an accident.

Ah I have seen what lies ahead for man and the fate that waits him. his fate is death. How sure the foot steps fall towards that one common doom. But the path is not yet layed. Only the destination can be certian. And one of the greatest joys is the sharing of the long path with one you love. alas my path is set and my foot falls draw ever closer to that final act befor the curtian falls for the last time. My final act shall be a solo with nothing save the accompanyment of the supporting actors in my play and no actress to share my final glory or final tragedy with me. My one wish in this life is that I played my best in the preformances of other peoples lives and helped to enrich thir final glory.

What is your ideal mate? What type of person turns your crank? Include a physical description and detailed info on personality. You can tell an awful lot about a person based on their tastes in women/men.


I have him.

He's from El Salvador.. sweet guy with a really relaxed personality. He's very easy going, very sweet and great just to be with watching TV and talking about stuff. He's slender, has very smooth skin (the same as me.. my friend says my skin is softer then a girl's), and oh so kissable. I'm a total romantic and I've completely fallen for this guy. He was the guy I've been waiting for and he came right into my arms. :fluffle: :D He's 19, and goes to my university.

So I already have my dream guy. :D

I have him.

He's from El Salvador.. sweet guy with a really relaxed personality. He's very easy going, very sweet and great just to be with watching TV and talking about stuff. He's slender, has very smooth skin (the same as me.. my friend says my skin is softer then a girl's), and oh so kissable. I'm a total romantic and I've completely fallen for this guy. He was the guy I've been waiting for and he came right into my arms. :fluffle: :D He's 19, and goes to my university.

So I already have my dream guy. :D

That's great...good luck with it.

I had my dream girl once, not long ago...and then in my usual manner, screwed it up and am afraid I've lost her forever... Nothing is so fragile as the trust between two people, for in the end, trust is all you really have.

I took some sort of test somewhere... Let me find the link...

Apparently my ideal date is a conservative. Eh, how creepy.

Right, here's the link (http://www.datingdiversions.com/)/

My ideal guy:

(I prefer older guys J )

Physically
-Tall. Tall as in preferably over 6’ (being that I’m only 5’2”ish most guys are taller then I am) J
-Dark hair. I like longer dark hair, black is excellent, but dark brown is good too.
-Green or blue eyes. I have a thing for dark haired guys with green eyes
-Darker (Italian dark) or quite pale
-Slender, but defined. I’m not a fan of really muscular guys.

Personality/Misc…
-Spontaneous
-Affectionate (seeing as how I’m a very affectionate person)
-Can carry on a good conversation
-Is able to learn things quickly
-WANTS to experience new things
-Well-educated
-Knows when to take something seriously
-Multi-lingual
-Loves to cook
-Witty
-Intelligent. I need someone I can talk to about work (doctor) who won’t be completely lost.
-Has a great sense of humour, and isn’t afraid to laugh at themselves
-Has an accent
-Loves to travel
-Enjoys living in the city
-Likes to OR is willing to dance (I've been a baller dancer for almost 18 years, I need someone who loves to dance as much as I do)

Hey, I know a guy that has a lot of qualities like that, and he is that tall. :p

Colodia for both!????????????
You know you want him!

The perfict girl for me?

Well, first and foremost she has to be smart. And I'm not talking "I can do pi up to the 39th digit in my head!" smart, she has to know what she is talking about.
I would prefer a girl with simmilar interests as me in certian areas, and different interests as well, or at least is willing and interested to learn from me some of this (Ie. want me to blabber on until I become uncomfortable about blabbering on). She should love to learn!
She has to be creative, but not nessecarily artistic. She has to be able to see new and exciting things from any situation or object or whatever. A girl who can come up with great art is as amazing as a girl who can comeup with a good reason why the T-34 is badass.
Funny, she has to be funny. Funny according to my twisted sense of humor. A girl who will sit there and laugh with me at viloent movies (war, horror, anything), would be perfict.
She has to not give a damn about her appearance. A girl who is just as comfortable wearing the same clothes a few days in a row and not showering as she is being well groomed (if not more comfortable).
Independant, she has to be able to fend for herself, and be herself all the time, but still comfortable, and wanting to be involved in a partnership.
Deep personality. I want a girl I have to work to get to know, someone that may not be comfortable with strangers around, but is easy going with those close to her.
Realistic, not a hippy. A girl who is convinced that peace and love is not bthe answer to everything is great. One that will happily cheer on war for the sake of war because she knows it's human nature would be perfict.
Can't be a smoker, drinker, or drug user. I can't stand that. (Although I could go for a someone who had formerly been one or all of those, pending everything else matched up).
A girl who enjoys games. Someone who would enjoy nothing more sometimes then sitting down and running through Halo or Doom on coop with me, or would love to get into an intense battle in Risk.

Looks wise, I don't care too much about. Any of the apperance ideals, can be changed to anything else, all that maters in the end is that she looks natural, like herself, and not some manufactured attempt to impress.
However, I would like...
Dark skin, but not too dark. Latina, Arab, Medeterranian, or even Native American girls are perfict!
Dark hair. I will go with anything from Dirty Blond to black, even redheads. She could even have her hair dyed in any crazy way she wants (Gree, blue, pink, and red are attractive colours in this option), as long as it fits who she is.
A Nice ass. Nice breasts. As long as it's in proportion with her body, then I'm happy. Especially if I can enjoy it without fear of poking bones.
Thin, healthy thin. Not a "beanpole" or broomstick, but toned enough to be healthy physicly.


Of course, I already know a few girls fitting this. The problem is when looking for girls who fit this, and are as interested in me as I am in them.

My perfect girl would be as follows...

Physically:
Blonde or red hair
Preferably brown eyes, doesn n't matter that much
Between 5'3 and 5'8
Small to average breasts
Caramel tan or pale skin
Skinny
Small roundish nose
No tatoo, unless it is quite small
Pierced nose and belly button

Personality:
Knows a fair bit about politics
Doesn't smoke cigarettes (pot is ok)
Drinks occasionally
Hopefully bi/multi-lingual
Enjoys public displays of affection
Not religious
Willing to watch sports on TV
Most importantly she's got to be a lesbian

Hey, I know a guy that has a lot of qualities like that, and he is that tall. :p

Yea? Sounds like quite the guy, ;)

Me. But with shorter hair, looser morals, and an overall more willingness to take risks. Punk girl, all the way.

my dream girl kinda looks like this:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/LordDraztiK/nadia/nadia2.jpg

What is your ideal mate? .

Don't you mean "who?" Anyway, I've already met mine. We'll be celebrating our 9th anniversary next week. :fluffle:

Yea? Sounds like quite the guy, ;)

He is quite the guy, extra tall too.

Me. But with shorter hair, looser morals, and an overall more willingness to take risks. Punk girl, all the way.

There was an old TV show where some guy said, "The perfect dame for me, is me in a dress"

my dream girl kinda looks like this:

I'm guessing that's an NS member...

Don't you mean "who?" Anyway, I've already met mine. We'll be celebrating our 9th anniversary next week.

Congratulations!

dream woman:

- loves me for who i am, not what i do, or even the ugliness of what i look like :P
- enjoys going to do new things, but also likes to just chill and relax at home
- has a love of food and cooking
- smokes weed (or at least doesn't mind me smoking!)
- musical or at least listens to music for what it is... not just whats popular :rolleyes:
- isn't obsessed with money, career or shopping - again with the chilling out
- is intelligent (preferably somewhat logical too) and can hold not only serious conversations and debates but also can have a laugh (without making others feel bad)
- sod it, she's gotta be just one chilled-out lady!
- has a sense of indipendence - does things her way. spontaneous but not to the point of luncacy lol. also her own sense of style in the way she looks (not just another fashion drone, thanks)
- looks-wize i like em petite (anywhere between 5' and 5'6" is good with me... though i wouldn't say no to a taller chick :p); slight preference for blondes but not really fussed if hair is in good condition and nice & long; no tatoos; good legs ( ;) ); nicely toned; beautiful eyes - very important this! i can't really describe what i mean by this but its important...

- not a conservative; has strong values
- a respect for all people
- likes to travel and will help (and come with me!) on my dream of travelling the world
- has a deep distain for the pretentious and likes, or at least tolerates, the same stupid movies as me :p



oh perfect girl where aaaare you?? *looks about*

In other words, you're looking for a lazy, doped-out dropout like yourself, only good looking and smart.

Good luck with one. Most beautiful and/or intelligent women go for guys with a bit more ambition.

In other words, you're looking for a lazy, doped-out dropout like yourself, only good looking and smart.

Good luck with one. Most beautiful and/or intelligent women go for guys with a bit more ambition.
you don't have to be a dropout to be nicely chilled out

and damn, you ever heard of a little thing called tact? :rolleyes:

I married my dream girl. She is everything I could want and then some. And I cant see yet what I have done to deserve her. maybe,I'm about to do something great and I just dont know it.

My ideal girl?

Hmm...

Personality:
(first because I consider it the most important!)
- Accepts me for who I am
- Understanding
- Enjoys my company
- Takes care of and respects themself
- Of reasonable intelligence
- Can put up with my random conversation topics (VERY important!)

Physicality:
- Nice eyes
- Can kiss

That's about it. I'm not too fussy over the physicality.

There's more, but I can't think of it now... My only female friend is pretty much all of the above. Don't know about whether she can kiss, but her hugs are definitely comfortable!

Honestly, my dream girl is any girl who would be willing to wrap herself up in a bubble wrap suit and run up and down the isles at walmart with those Star Wars extendor lightsaber things, acting like we're jousting.

Thank You GOD, I found her!!!!!!

Unfortunately, I can't describe her except in terms of people you don't know :(

Honestly, my dream girl is any girl who would be willing to wrap herself up in a bubble wrap suit and run up and down the isles at walmart with those Star Wars extendor lightsaber things, acting like we're jousting.

Thank You GOD, I found her!!!!!!

When I first read that, I thought WTF?

On second thought, though, that actually sounds like fun.

When I first read that, I thought WTF?

On second thought, though, that actually sounds like fun.

It was definately awesome, we so got kicked out. We even had people who were protesting us getting kicked out, saying it was no different than little kids riding the bikes they have out and that we brought our own bubble wrap.

The main thing would be that they're accepting of me, all my flaws and weaknesses included. They need to be able to cope and deal with me getting depressed and paranoid and preferably be able to support and comfort me. They'd preferably not mind all my strange habits and quirks and be slightly weird too. They need to be fairly relaxed but also like having a slightly crazy time once in a while and be able to understand when I get rushed and stressed. They have to take me in all my various forms.

They need to be good to have a conversation with be it heated discussion, intellectual conversation, totally random or about emotions. Being smart is fairly important to me though I detest big-headedness. Similar political/religious views and values would be preferable though not necessary - not a carbon copy but basic left-wing ideas are fairly important. They've got to be interested in politics and like discussion; I hate apathy.

Preferably they would like the same kind of music and range of music as me and our film/TV/book choices wouldn't completely clash. It would be nice if they were creative in some way or at least appreciate creativity. They would enjoy walking or travelling, like eating different foods and like scenery.

They need to be able to get the balance between closeness and space; I can't take someone who is overprotective but I like the feeling of security. Spontaneity doesn't go amiss, especially when combined with passion/affection. They need to like cuddling and holding hands but not be over the top with PDAs.

I like guys who stand out a bit; not in the "ooh look at me" way but there's gotta be something that attracts me to them. They need to be interesting and be interested in things. They need to be pretty social but also like some solitude. They need to be generally nice and friendly and have to be able to make me laugh and smile. I love parody and sarcasm so liking that too would be good. I like crazy sketch shows too. And cartoons. They can't be over-material, obsessed with sport or spiteful (not that they got together at all) and preferably not a hard drug taker. A good libido doesn't hurt and neither does being slightly kinky or teasing.

For a guy, lookswise I like dark brown hair and eyes (mmmmm...). Long hair is nice too (nice being an understatement) but only if it suits them. Thick and soft hair is good. Glasses can look quite attractive. Being taller can be a plus point but as long as they're not shorter, I don't really mind. Either toned or "cuddly" I like. I don't like weedy men or hugely overweight men (talking obese here). Fairly general clothes are good; t-shirt and jeans. I'm not all that fussed about appearance but I do need to find them attractive. Looks don't have to be the factor (it can be intelligence, humour, confidence, kindness, mystery etc) but I can't be repulsed by them.

For a girl, I like fairly long thick soft wavy hair most of the time, ranging from golden blonde to dark brown, preferably natural. Blue or brown eyes are nice and again glasses can be attractive. Around my height is good (5"7'). I like fairly curvy bodies, preferably slender and toned though not necessarily. Over-revealing clothes aren't good but neither are baggy clothes; just clothes that make them look good but are generally fairly casual. Again, I'm not all that fussed but I do need to find them attractive.

(I think my description is one of the longest - these are all just ideals; they're not on the checklist of must-have qualities!)

dream woman:

- loves me for who i am, not what i do, or even the ugliness of what i look like :P
- enjoys going to do new things, but also likes to just chill and relax at home
- has a love of food and cooking
- smokes weed (or at least doesn't mind me smoking!)
- musical or at least listens to music for what it is... not just whats popular :rolleyes:
- isn't obsessed with money, career or shopping - again with the chilling out
- is intelligent (preferably somewhat logical too) and can hold not only serious conversations and debates but also can have a laugh (without making others feel bad)
- sod it, she's gotta be just one chilled-out lady!
- has a sense of indipendence - does things her way. spontaneous but not to the point of luncacy lol. also her own sense of style in the way she looks (not just another fashion drone, thanks)
- looks-wize i like em petite (anywhere between 5' and 5'6" is good with me... though i wouldn't say no to a taller chick :p); slight preference for blondes but not really fussed if hair is in good condition and nice & long; no tatoos; good legs ( ;) ); nicely toned; beautiful eyes - very important this! i can't really describe what i mean by this but its important...

- not a conservative; has strong values
- a respect for all people
- likes to travel and will help (and come with me!) on my dream of travelling the world
- has a deep distain for the pretentious and likes, or at least tolerates, the same stupid movies as me :p



oh perfect girl where aaaare you?? *looks about*

.......... *coughs*............. ;) :p

I wouldn't call myself a "lazy, doped-out dropout" though. Actually, I wouldn't call you one either.

The main thing would be that they're accepting of me, all my flaws and weaknesses included. They need to be able to cope and deal with me getting depressed and paranoid and preferably be able to support and comfort me. They'd preferably not mind all my strange habits and quirks and be slightly weird too. They need to be fairly relaxed but also like having a slightly crazy time once in a while and be able to understand when I get rushed and stressed. They have to take me in all my various forms.

They need to be good to have a conversation with be it heated discussion, intellectual conversation, totally random or about emotions. Being smart is fairly important to me though I detest big-headedness. Similar political/religious views and values would be preferable though not necessary - not a carbon copy but basic left-wing ideas are fairly important. They've got to be interested in politics and like discussion; I hate apathy.

Preferably they would like the same kind of music and range of music as me and our film/TV/book choices wouldn't completely clash. It would be nice if they were creative in some way or at least appreciate creativity. They would enjoy walking or travelling, like eating different foods and like scenery.

They need to be able to get the balance between closeness and space; I can't take someone who is overprotective but I like the feeling of security. Spontaneity doesn't go amiss, especially when combined with passion/affection. They need to like cuddling and holding hands but not be over the top with PDAs.

I like guys who stand out a bit; not in the "ooh look at me" way but there's gotta be something that attracts me to them. They need to be interesting and be interested in things. They need to be pretty social but also like some solitude. They need to be generally nice and friendly and have to be able to make me laugh and smile. I love parody and sarcasm so liking that too would be good. I like crazy sketch shows too. And cartoons. They can't be over-material, obsessed with sport or spiteful (not that they got together at all) and preferably not a hard drug taker. A good libido doesn't hurt and neither does being slightly kinky or teasing.

For a guy, lookswise I like dark brown hair and eyes (mmmmm...). Long hair is nice too (nice being an understatement) but only if it suits them. Thick and soft hair is good. Glasses can look quite attractive. Being taller can be a plus point but as long as they're not shorter, I don't really mind. Either toned or "cuddly" I like. I don't like weedy men or hugely overweight men (talking obese here). Fairly general clothes are good; t-shirt and jeans. I'm not all that fussed about appearance but I do need to find them attractive. Looks don't have to be the factor (it can be intelligence, humour, confidence, kindness, mystery etc) but I can't be repulsed by them.

For a girl, I like fairly long thick soft wavy hair most of the time, ranging from golden blonde to dark brown, preferably natural. Blue or brown eyes are nice and again glasses can be attractive. Around my height is good (5"7'). I like fairly curvy bodies, preferably slender and toned though not necessarily. Over-revealing clothes aren't good but neither are baggy clothes; just clothes that make them look good but are generally fairly casual. Again, I'm not all that fussed but I do need to find them attractive.

(I think my description is one of the longest - these are all just ideals; they're not on the checklist of must-have qualities!)

*flutters eyelashes* :P

*hopes his long, soft & thick, dark brown hair suits him* ;)



and hmm... a description of an ideal girl too... i didn't know you swung that way too ;) :p

.......... *coughs*............. ;) :p

I wouldn't call myself a "lazy, doped-out dropout" though. Actually, I wouldn't call you one either.
heh heh :fluffle: :fluffle:
i certainly wouldn't call you one of those, from what i know... nor would i call myself one to be honest. i mean, ok, i'm soon to be a uni dropout (with the intention of going back i swear!)... and i am kinda lazy at times... and i may not be "doped-out" right now but if i could i..... oh damn :( ;)



ps: did you know you're on 666 posts? ooooh

My dream girl

She has Black eyes a nice face black hair tan skin is a nice person smart nice behind. And not to tall about 5'6

I also like really short women. It seems as far as looks go, I like the two extremes... the tall, dark, and pretty or the petite, pale, and soft. Oh well...

I married mine quite a while ago. Winning and keeping her hand is something I am proud of.

I think Will Rogers said "there's a lot of men would make my wife a better husband than me, but I'll be damned if I'll let them try."

I married mine quite a while ago. Winning and keeping her hand is something I am proud of.

I think Will Rogers said "there's a lot of men would make my wife a better husband than me, but I'll be damned if I'll let them try."


lol That's Great. I should remember that....

*hopes his long, soft & thick, dark brown hair suits him* ;)

Oh, it does :fluffle:

and hmm... a description of an ideal girl too... i didn't know you swung that way too ;) :p
Hehe, just one of many lovely surprises about me ;)


i certainly wouldn't call you one of those, from what i know... nor would i call myself one to be honest. i mean, ok, i'm soon to be a uni dropout (with the intention of going back i swear!)... and i am kinda lazy at times... and i may not be "doped-out" right now but if i could i..... oh damn
My dad is incredibly intelligent but he messed up college, only just got into University and then dropped out after only a few months... and then went back a few years laters to get a PhD, worked his way up the career chain in science/engineering/electronical stuff and is now pretty high up and very comfortably well-off. I hate the whole stereotype of a "drop out". And the stereotype of a a drug user. Bah. Stereotypes in general piss me off.

(I have a feeling I've told that story before... oh well)

Everyone's lazy at times. There's always the plus point that you can gather energy up for less, um, lazy activities... :eek: :fluffle:

ps: did you know you're on 666 posts? oooohOoooh. Spooky.

just an observation but has anyone noticed that must of us writing are guys

Most of the posters are guys.

I geusse your right but I would have thought that more girls would have taken advantage of this. oh well shows how much I know about the opposite sex.

Lets see.

She...

Wait, she doesn't even exist. :(

Oh well. :p

lol

Lets see.

She...

Wait, she doesn't even exist. :(

Oh well. :p

lol

that happens alot dont it?

Lets see.

She...

Wait, she doesn't even exist. :(


How do you know? She could be out there somewhere.

Hehe, just one of many lovely surprises about me ;)

and you do have good taste in girls too! :D

My dad is incredibly intelligent but he messed up college, only just got into University and then dropped out after only a few months... and then went back a few years laters to get a PhD, worked his way up the career chain in science/engineering/electronical stuff and is now pretty high up and very comfortably well-off. I hate the whole stereotype of a "drop out". And the stereotype of a a drug user. Bah. Stereotypes in general piss me off.

(I have a feeling I've told that story before... oh well)
not to me, or at least i don't think i've heard that one before.
either way, its true - both stereotypes are misleading. for one thing a friend of mine got heavily involved in drugs and dropped out of uni - classic "dropout". now he's back, doing a subject he's passionate about and is doing really well :)
and my dad was relatively similar. he went to uni in London during the summer of love (he was a hippie) and got in trouble with the establishment by being something of a major vietnam protester. he got thrown out with a police record.... which is kinda worse than being a "dropout". went back to uni and did very well, did MBA, ended up working as overall marketing manager for the company that owned schweppes and coca cola at the time, and sharwoods among others. (sadly not anymore)
some people are just different from the norm - we mature later or something i don't know... and i'm ranting now...


Everyone's lazy at times. There's always the plus point that you can gather energy up for less, um, lazy activities... :eek: :fluffle:

well thats precisely what i'm doing - saving up my energy for... certain activities ;)
hmm i wonder if my bosses will buy it :p

and you do have good taste in girls too! :D And guys :fluffle:

either way, its true - both stereotypes are misleading. for one thing a friend of mine got heavily involved in drugs and dropped out of uni - classic "dropout". now he's back, doing a subject he's passionate about and is doing really well :)
-snip-
some people are just different from the norm - we mature later or something i don't know... and i'm ranting now...Rant away :)
Different things work for different people at different times in their lives. There isn't one set route that people should take and you can't judge everyone by some made-up idea for what the best route is. "Variety is the spice of life" and all that.
(Yay hippy!)

well thats precisely what i'm doing - saving up my energy for... certain activities ;)
hmm i wonder if my bosses will buy it :pI wouldn't use that reason.... :p

(We use way too many smilies. And I use way too many brackets)

My how the fallen are so quickly forgotten

How do you know? She could be out there somewhere.
Got any proof?

I'm a girl, and alot of my friends are into that whole "supermodel skinny blond hair-blue-eyed slut" (No offense to blonds or blue-eyed) and it's nice that alot of you guys don't seem to like that. Although, whats with the redheads?

-Darker (Italian dark) or quite pale
Couldn't that be considered racist?

Got any proof?

Nope. Sorry. You have to have faith. It's hard sometimes; I know, trust me.

I do have fluffles though :fluffle:

I'm a girl, and alot of my friends are into that whole "supermodel skinny blond hair-blue-eyed slut" (No offense to blonds or blue-eyed) and it's nice that alot of you guys don't seem to like that. Although, whats with the redheads?

Its because not to many people have red hair. at least not natural red hair

Couldn't that be considered racist?

Why? Having a preference of skin colour is no different to having a preference in hair colour or eye colour.

Nope. Sorry. You have to have faith. It's hard sometimes; I know, trust me.

I do have fluffles though :fluffle:
Well, i'm just about ready to give up. It's tough to reach bitchkitten and almost as tough to reach her by phone (yes, i have her number, she gave it to me) because of all those damn long-distance charges, Jelinifer hasn't been on all summer, tink's chasing after Pure metal and shaed, and all the girls here are either already taken, not my type, or a friggin' lesbian.

Gah! I give up. :p

My dream girl would have to have black/brown hair i don't mind red head just aslong as its like aurbony (can't spell that). Eye colour no preference. Tallish but smaller then me so about 5'10/5'11. Slim but not skinny, she'd have some meat on her. Clever and funny not too girly but not too tomboy. For some reason this may sound strange but when i look at the girls which come close to being my Dream Girl all of them have had high cheekbones so i'd guess she'd have to have high cheek bones. She would have to have similar homour to me (which is slightly rude) out for a laugh.

Someone said they expect most answers to be blond/blue eyes. True blond haired blue eyed girls are nice and are very sexy. But i get definately more attracted to that what ive described. An example of what's similar to the type of girl i like is Myleene Klass (google a picture) but she is too skinny for me but i wouldn't say no. ;)

People Always seek what is perfect for them. Perfection is not to be found in others but to be strived for by the individual who seeks it.

alright...i'm looking for a boyfriend right now, so i'll just describe my dream guy like he is a real person:

he's about 16 or older, maybe between highschool sophmore and college freshman.
he's got dark, shaggy hair, attractive eyes, taller than me but not a beanpole, and maybe a little punky or gothish.
he would just as well either play me in Halo deathmatch or have a romantic dinner.
he makes me laugh and thinks i'm funny, likes chess, splits the cost of a date 50/50 and gives me a kiss or hug every time he sees me.
he's a christian boy, big into family, and not extremely left but he hates hilary clinton.
he doesn't mind that alot of my friends are guys.
when we go see movies he only makes a move when it's appropriate (i.e., star wars, comic books or LoTR=no. previews and everything else=yes)
he loves that i'm irish and a redhead.
he never makes annoying noises when he eats.

Couldn't that be considered racist?

I'm Italian, and I'm not offended... so :D.


I think it's more interesting to compare yourself to what these girls want. Also, shows how people have totally different tastes.

Also goes to show, how you can be 100% what they listed, but still as far from perfect...

My most significant criterion for a dream girl is that they want me. Not a very common trait.

agreed

oh well, i guess we shall both just die lonely, horrible, sad and unrecognised deaths

fun fun fun

alright...i'm looking for a boyfriend right now, so i'll just describe my dream guy like he is a real person:

he's about 16 or older, maybe between highschool sophmore and college freshman.
he's got dark, shaggy hair, attractive eyes, taller than me but not a beanpole, and maybe a little punky or gothish.
he would just as well either play me in Halo deathmatch or have a romantic dinner.
he makes me laugh and thinks i'm funny, likes chess, splits the cost of a date 50/50 and gives me a kiss or hug every time he sees me.
he's a christian boy, big into family, and not extremely left but he hates hilary clinton.
he doesn't mind that alot of my friends are guys.
when we go see movies he only makes a move when it's appropriate (i.e., star wars, comic books or LoTR=no. previews and everything else=yes)
he loves that i'm irish and a redhead.
he never makes annoying noises when he eats.

Why bother looking? its not like its worth the effort.

Why bother looking? its not like its worth the effort.

lol, Your super optimistic.

chixx0r

A girl who's got bright red hair (pretty much dyed), who goes clubbing.
Very very pale skin, and shocking green or blue eyes.
Plays computer games, and pretty much has a twisted sense of humor.
No drugs. Very important.
She is around 5'3 or 5'4, b/c cup boobs.
People view her as a very pissy character. One of those, take no crap, low idiot tolerence.
a girl who is bright, and fairly athletic.
Someone who's well read enough to understand alot of jokes, yet at the same time easy to talk to about different situations.
One who isn't overly vain, and does not require me to be a wallet.
Politically correct, and doesn't strongly pertain to any religion.
Around the age of...me!

lol, Your super optimistic.

thank you. I'd bow but my head would hit the keyboard. My optimism comes from pleanty of experiance.

thank you. I'd bow but my head would hit the keyboard. My optimism comes from pleanty of experiance.

At least you'd get a really interesting indent on your head!

At least you'd get a really interesting indent on your head!

Got pleanty of those allready. at age seven I fell out of a tree in my front yard and cracked my head and the sidewalk. it was fun. But no one likes to hear about old battle scars.

Got pleanty of those allready. at age seven I fell out of a tree in my front yard and cracked my head and the sidewalk. it was fun. But no one likes to hear about old battle scars.

See, you are optimistic. :D

I can't compare scars though, the worst I've done is break my back, and well, that's so minor.

See, you are optimistic. :D

I can't compare scars though, the worst I've done is break my back, and well, that's so minor.

Please do tell. I've never had anything broken...well except my heart but everyone has that happen.

chixx0r

A girl who's got bright red hair (pretty much dyed), who goes clubbing.
Very very pale skin, and shocking green or blue eyes.
Plays computer games, and pretty much has a twisted sense of humor.
No drugs. Very important.
She is around 5'3 or 5'4, b/c cup boobs.
People view her as a very pissy character. One of those, take no crap, low idiot tolerence.
a girl who is bright, and fairly athletic.
Someone who's well read enough to understand alot of jokes, yet at the same time easy to talk to about different situations.
One who isn't overly vain, and does not require me to be a wallet.
Politically correct, and doesn't strongly pertain to any religion.
Around the age of...me!
that sounds alot like me...very freaky. good thing i don't live on the east coast

Why bother looking? its not like its worth the effort.why isn't it worth the effort to look? i don't think i'm picky, i just want somebody who's hot, likes video games, isn't a wigger or a prep and has some sense of humour. all the other stuff is just bonus.

why isn't it worth the effort to look? i don't think i'm picky, i just want somebody who's hot, likes video games, isn't a wigger or a prep and has some sense of humour. all the other stuff is just bonus.

Would you take some one who fit only three of those? or would you over look them? Girls over look me because I'm not hot. see thats the key word Hot or sexy or handsome or cute or beautyfull. why bother to look if the person has to be one of those words?

trust me, i like guys for their personality. as long as they have a face that doesn't frighten little children, it's what comes out of the mouth more than what surrounds it.

trust me, i like guys for their personality. as long as they have a face that doesn't frighten little children, it's what comes out of the mouth more than what surrounds it.

So who would you be more enclined to talk too the guy who looks hot or the guy who looks like a mass murder?

Please do tell. I've never had anything broken...well except my heart but everyone has that happen.


I've snapped everything at one point, and I do pretty much mean everything.

This one happened to be during a wrestling match. I guy tried to hip check me , but did it wrong so my body turned and he caught my legs while throwing me over, It was a back breaker over his shoulder.

I've snapped everything at one point, and I do pretty much mean everything.

This one happened to be during a wrestling match. I guy tried to hip check me , but did it wrong so my body turned and he caught my legs while throwing me over, It was a back breaker over his shoulder.

Oh oww I can relate to that Dusing my district final A goy tryed to cross face cradel me but ended up punching me in the nose.

What is your ideal mate? What type of person turns your crank? Include a physical description and detailed info on personality. You can tell an awful lot about a person based on their tastes in women/men.

If I were to build from scratch:

Gotta be a boy, because women make me crazy (even though they are so very nice to look at/touch/smell/taste/ohmanitsbeenforeversinceihadawoman)

He's got piercings (ears, eyebrow, tongue or lip are preferred) and at least one tat of something original...nothing off the books. He's no more than 5'11" at the very most, and no shorter than 5'7". He's got brown eyes. He has manly dimples and smiles enough to show them off. He is funny, but not wittier than me. He is smart as fuck and knows about things I don't. He likes food, loud rock/punk/metal, and girls with nice boobies. He plays videogames with me and doesn't let me win. He doesn't mind me being a science nerd. He reads comics and is turned on by my Spiderman thong. He thinks I am hot and fun. He's a good person.

Oh oww I can relate to that Dusing my district final A goy tryed to cross face cradel me but ended up punching me in the nose.

None of it compares to being kicked by a horse, while "excited"... That's a breaking you never forget.

If I were to build from scratch:

Gotta be a boy, because women make me crazy (even though they are so very nice to look at/touch/smell/taste/ohmanitsbeenforeversinceihadawoman)

He's got piercings (ears, eyebrow, tongue or lip are preferred) and at least one tat of something original...nothing off the books. He's no more than 5'11" at the very most, and no shorter than 5'7". He's got brown eyes. He has manly dimples and smiles enough to show them off. He is funny, but not wittier than me. He is smart as fuck and knows about things I don't. He likes food, loud rock/punk/metal, and girls with nice boobies. He plays videogames with me and doesn't let me win. He doesn't mind me being a science nerd. He reads comics and is turned on by my Spiderman thong. He thinks I am hot and fun. He's a good person.

one question are you a guy or a gal?

So who would you be more enclined to talk too the guy who looks hot or the guy who looks like a mass murder?
Mass murderers look like everybody else. Statistically speaking, a girl would be much more likely to talk to the guy who looks like a mass murderer, because pretty much everybody looks like a mass murderer.

one question are you a guy or a gal?
I'll tell you, if you tell me why you want to know. :D

None of it compares to being kicked by a horse, while "excited"... That's a breaking you never forget.

Holy pices of cow thats got to hurt. You win the painfull cup for that one.
My rosebush incedent dosent even compare to that!

I'll tell you, if you tell me why you want to know. :D

Oye why i want to know is no of your buisness. so what If Im intrested. OOPS !! :eek:

Holy pices of cow thats got to hurt. You win the painfull cup for that one.
My rosebush incedent dosent even compare to that!

Yeah, that wasn't so fun, hell being in a falling elevator was less painful. I'm just glad I got away fully functioning. :p

I'll tell you, if you tell me why you want to know. :D

I want to know too, because now I'm interested because of your sexual preference.

Yeah, that wasn't so fun, hell being in a falling elevator was less painful. I'm just glad I got away fully functioning. :p

man how did you pull that one off?

Oye why i want to know is no of your buisness. so what If Im intrested. OOPS !! :eek:
Hee hee. Right-o, fair enough :).

I'm a girl, though I don't think one could call me a lady or a "woman" just yet...I'm far too immature for either of those terms...

I want to know too, because now I'm interested because of your sexual preference.
I sexually prefer attractive people. Whether they've got an "innie" or an "outie" between the legs isn't much of an issue for me, so long as they are fiiiiiiine :).

Though I tend to end up with guys because women are insane and I can't seem to have a stable relationship with anything female...

"Breaking" the penis, or being in a falling elevator?

The broken friend, was because I was messing around in a barn with a girlfriend, back into the horse, turned around, BAM!

The falling elevator, well, the elevator cord just went snap, luckily I was only two stories off the ground, so it didn't get going too fast.

And I've been in just about every type of accident... Although, other then the horse, I've gotten away squeaky clean. I'm either really bad luck, or have one hell of a guardian angel.

Okay, seriously, stop with the penis-breaking talk! I may not have a penis, but I am crossing my legs and cringing anyhow! OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!! That's a region that should only be treated with the utmost kindness!!

Hee hee. Right-o, fair enough :).

I'm a girl, though I don't think one could call me a lady or a "woman" just yet...I'm far too immature for either of those terms...


YAY shes a girl!!! I mean ok. Hey thats like me I'm extreamly immature though I should act my age its no fun.

Okay, seriously, stop with the penis-breaking talk! I may not have a penis, but I am crossing my legs and cringing anyhow! OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!! That's a region that should only be treated with the utmost kindness!!

lol Well now we know you are a girl. And yes it is, It's treated with utmost respect.

Anywhoo, I leave for Italy tomorrow so I must say Arivaderci.

YAY shes a girl!!! I mean ok. Hey thats like me I'm extreamly immature though I should act my age its no fun.
Yeah, lots of people tell me that it's time to give up videogames and "grow up." Well, to hell with them...I'm eating Lucky Charms for dinner, and nobody can stop me!!!

lol Well now we know you are a girl. And yes it is, It's treated with utmost respect.

Anywhoo, I leave for Italy tomorrow so I must say Arivaderci.
Ciao, baby...have fun, you lucky bastid!


I wanna go to Italy. *pout*

So who would you be more enclined to talk too the guy who looks hot or the guy who looks like a mass murder?neither. hot guys are intimidating, and the murderer thing is just creepy...i want to talk to the guy who looks like he's having fun, because i want to have fun to (and no that isn't dirty). or sometimes i talk to the loner guys, the wallflowers, because they are just waiting for some girl to come along and open up to. those guys are deep.

Yeah, lots of people tell me that it's time to give up videogames and "grow up." Well, to hell with them...I'm eating Lucky Charms for dinner, and nobody can stop me!!!a girl who likes video games? and here i thought i was the only one. i had hot pockets and cocoa crispies for dinner (but that doesn't mean i don't know how to cook)

a girl who likes video games? and here i thought i was the only one. i had hot pockets and cocoa crispies for dinner (but that doesn't mean i don't know how to cook)
Hmm, now I'm starting to think I should give girls a second chance...any woman who appreciates the wonder that is Cocoa Crispies can't be all bad...

Yeah, lots of people tell me that it's time to give up videogames and "grow up." Well, to hell with them...I'm eating Lucky Charms for dinner, and nobody can stop me!!!

I love video games and breakfast for dinner what does that have to do with growing up? hell I play my dad in unreal tournement. of course mom tells us both to grow up.

Hmm, now I'm starting to think I should give girls a second chance...any woman who appreciates the wonder that is Cocoa Crispies can't be all bad...
sorry honey i like men. but i can't say that i've never kissed girls, *wink wink*

sorry honey i like men. but i can't say that i've never kissed girls, *wink wink*
Awww, she's a tease!!!!

I told y'all I have lousy luck with the womenfolk!

neither. hot guys are intimidating, and the murderer thing is just creepy...i want to talk to the guy who looks like he's having fun, because i want to have fun to (and no that isn't dirty). or sometimes i talk to the loner guys, the wallflowers, because they are just waiting for some girl to come along and open up to. those guys are deep.

And what defines a "loner guy"?

Awww, she's a tease!!!!

I told y'all I have lousy luck with the womenfolk!

stop complaining at least you have some luck :(

stop complaining at least you have some luck :(
I have NO luck.

I have NO luck.

join the club. I like girls but they seem to dislike me. I think Im listed a little higher than dirt by most girls

join the club. I like girls but they seem to dislike me. I think Im listed a little higher than dirt by most girls
Some seem to like me, but apparently, not enough to WANT me.

But then again, I've given up, so I shouldn't even be posting on this thread anymore. :p

lol

well got to go so see ya

stop complaining at least you have some luck :(
hey, luck can be good or bad. and i would define a "loner" guy as that wallflower at the party who was dragged there by his only friend. he looks like he might want to dance, but he is too scared. or maybe he's that guy who sits behind you in history, always looking at you like he wants to start a conversation but maybe he feels you'll just reject him like the rest of the world already has...these are the guys who have something worth while to say, unlike preps who talk about football and abercrombie, or the posers who live in hot topic

man you guys need to stop complaining. i've been told by guy friends that any guy would want me, they'd be lucky to have me blah blah blah. now the only guys who ever chase me is that one stalker weirdo from last year who followed all my friends around and all the wiggers who want in my pants. why can't i find a nice boy who'll play me in Halo and want to make out with me? one who won't mind that i hunt and wear skirts, or read comic books and sew, or am a star wars fanatic who can't pass up a blue jean sale? YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO LUCK? TRY LIVING IN MY SHOES FOR A DAY! or come to st. louis and let's go on a date, it'll solve two of our problems with one stone.

i would define a "loner" guy as that wallflower at the party who was dragged there by his only friend. he looks like he might want to dance, but he is too scared. or maybe he's that guy who sits behind you in history, always looking at you like he wants to start a conversation but maybe he feels you'll just reject him like the rest of the world already has...
You pretty much just defined me. lol.

come to st. louis and let's go on a date, it'll solve two of our problems with one stone.
Count me out. I'm too old for you.

Count me out. I'm too old for you.
looking for 15-19 year old's, and those are the extremes, tyvm

looking for 15-19 year old's, and those are the extremes, tyvm
you're welcome

already found her :D when i was twelve lol :rolleyes:

man you guys need to stop complaining. i've been told by guy friends that any guy would want me, they'd be lucky to have me blah blah blah. now the only guys who ever chase me is that one stalker weirdo from last year who followed all my friends around and all the wiggers who want in my pants. why can't i find a nice boy who'll play me in Halo and want to make out with me? one who won't mind that i hunt and wear skirts, or read comic books and sew, or am a star wars fanatic who can't pass up a blue jean sale? YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO LUCK? TRY LIVING IN MY SHOES FOR A DAY! or come to st. louis and let's go on a date, it'll solve two of our problems with one stone.


are you open to playing halo and making out simultaneously?

I'm guessing that's an NS member...
nope

An Asian, or half-asian girl , blonde, with an English accent(optional), who enjoys music(preferrably Black Sabbath), large dogs, and the occasional doobie.

Oh yes...and wild monkey sex.

man you guys need to stop complaining. i've been told by guy friends that any guy would want me, they'd be lucky to have me blah blah blah. now the only guys who ever chase me is that one stalker weirdo from last year who followed all my friends around and all the wiggers who want in my pants. why can't i find a nice boy who'll play me in Halo and want to make out with me? one who won't mind that i hunt and wear skirts, or read comic books and sew, or am a star wars fanatic who can't pass up a blue jean sale? YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO LUCK? TRY LIVING IN MY SHOES FOR A DAY! or come to st. louis and let's go on a date, it'll solve two of our problems with one stone.


Holy crap!

Lets get hitched!!

My dream girl is whomever I am infatuated with at the moment, so right now my dream girl would have blonde hair and blue eyes and be really petite and be way smarter than me. She would be completely at the mercy of my charm, like putty in my hands sometimes (I'm that awesome). She would find me funny and confident, maybe a little arrogant, but not jerky. She would enjoy playing games with me, of all varieties, and she would know just how to tease me to get me all worked up without pissing me off. She would be an amazing storyteller, so much so that even the most otherwise mundane descriptions of her day would be absolutely rivetting. She would be smart and funny and beautiful and interesting and all those other wonderful adjectives people use to describe their significant others. And she would completely adore me.

That's my dream girl.

If I were to build from scratch:

Gotta be a boy, because women make me crazy (even though they are so very nice to look at/touch/smell/taste/ohmanitsbeenforeversinceihadawoman)

He's got piercings (ears, eyebrow, tongue or lip are preferred) and at least one tat of something original...nothing off the books. He's no more than 5'11" at the very most, and no shorter than 5'7". He's got brown eyes. He has manly dimples and smiles enough to show them off. He is funny, but not wittier than me. He is smart as fuck and knows about things I don't. He likes food, loud rock/punk/metal, and girls with nice boobies. He plays videogames with me and doesn't let me win. He doesn't mind me being a science nerd. He reads comics and is turned on by my Spiderman thong. He thinks I am hot and fun. He's a good person.
i have a friend at uni who meets that exact description... oooh
i'll email him to you :P



(We use way too many smilies. And I use way too many brackets)
i know... i have a smilie problem :eek: :D


(see, did that sentence really require two smilies at the end? no :rolleyes: damn!)

Well, i'm just about ready to give up. It's tough to reach bitchkitten and almost as tough to reach her by phone (yes, i have her number, she gave it to me) because of all those damn long-distance charges, Jelinifer hasn't been on all summer, tink's chasing after Pure metal and shaed, and all the girls here are either already taken, not my type, or a friggin' lesbian.

Gah! I give up. :p
Well, the internet isn't the only place to look. You're much more likely to find someone who likes you for you and who isn't living miles away/hard to get in touch with, if you're looking for people in person round about where you live. It's probably the most annoying phrase in the world but it's true; you need to get out there. You have to make things happen for you rather than sitting around waiting for them to happen.

I know what it feels like to be totally hopeless to the point of suicide but there is always hope and the situation can always improve. You never know what's around the corner - you don't want to give up when you might meet someone amazing the very next day.

Keep hope. Stay strong. And smile :)

i know... i have a smilie problem :eek: :D

(see, did that sentence really require two smilies at the end? no :rolleyes: damn!)

Well, you did really. You needed the "shocked" face because of your problem and then a very happy smilie to show you were joking.

See, I understand.... ;) :fluffle:

And anyway, fluffles are included in smilies and they rock!

An Asian, or half-asian girl , blonde, with an English accent

Isn't that a little.... Impossible?

He is quite the guy, extra tall too.

Extra tall is good, :)

My dream girl is whomever I am infatuated with at the moment, so right now my dream girl would have blonde hair and blue eyes and be really petite and be way smarter than me. She would be completely at the mercy of my charm, like putty in my hands sometimes (I'm that awesome). She would find me funny and confident, maybe a little arrogant, but not jerky. She would enjoy playing games with me, of all varieties, and she would know just how to tease me to get me all worked up without pissing me off. She would be an amazing storyteller, so much so that even the most otherwise mundane descriptions of her day would be absolutely rivetting. She would be smart and funny and beautiful and interesting and all those other wonderful adjectives people use to describe their significant others. And she would completely adore me.

That's my dream girl.

You should also add "And my dream girl can kick my butt in Halo" ;)

What is your ideal mate? What type of person turns your crank? Include a physical description and detailed info on personality. You can tell an awful lot about a person based on their tastes in women/men.

I'll start the ball rolling:

My dream woman has natural red hair, either straight or wavy running down to the shoulders, with the tips dyed black and green.
She has emerald green eyes (or one emerald eye and one deep blue eye) with an angular face and a slightly longish, pointy nose.
She has a good amount of meat on her bones without being overly big (and when I say big, I mean BIG) and stand about 6'-6'5".
Tatoos and peircings adorn her entire body (the more tats, the better) and freckles can be seen everywhere there is no ink.
My dream girl also dresses like a goth/punk/metal head, and is generally regarded as a freak by the rest of society.

My dream girl is crazy, and I mean flippin' NUTS. Sometimes I fear for my life when I'm around her.
She is also dangerously intelligent, and loves to talk (especially about politics) without getting worked up in a righteous frenzy.
My dream girl likes to drink....a LOT. Sometimes she even out-drinks me.
She also smokes a lot of cigarettes and loves pot.
She is an artist, and loves all forms of art. She spends much of her time creating, and I participate whenever and wherever I can.
She's murderously sarcastic, but not in an unkind way, and loves comedy in all forms.
She's compassionate and kind to the downtrodden. She is willing to sacrifice for those who need it.
My dream girl is a film buff, and also loves to read (she'll read ANYTHING between two covers). She also happens to love video games and comic books, for some strange reason.
She loves to take long hikes throughout the landscape, be it urban or rural, and is constantly looking for new ways to get places.
She is a kid at heart and always seeks amusment (in one way or another *wink wink*).
Ok, so I'm a total freak of nature, but what about YOU? I look forward to see how weird some of you like your women/men.
And keep in mind, I'm TOTALLY SERIOUS about my dream woman, and I expect you to be too.

I bet that's your bird you are describing. Or you want her to be. You didn't make that up. You know that bird.

Calas

And anyway, fluffles are included in smilies and they rock!
indeed they do :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: (proof ;))

You should also add "And my dream girl can kick my butt in Halo" ;)

"And she would have delusions about her ability to beat me in Halo."

You should also add "And my dream girl can kick my butt in Halo" ;)

I'd add that, but...I seriously doubt she could...

Havent met many people that could...

hm... I'm not even gonna consider this... I'll get my hopes thtrashed...

This thread depresses me.