NationStates Jolt Archive

Russia: A herd of cows are to be fed confiscated marijuana over the winter months, it emerged yesterday.

Officials discovered criminals had planted 40 tonnes of pot among sunflowers and maize crops. "There is simply no other way out - you see, the fields are planted with feed crops and if we remove it all the cows will have nothing to eat", said a Federal Drugs Control Service spokeswoman for the Urals region of Sverdlovsk.

She added: "I don't know what the milk will be like after this."

Drug use in Russia took off following the decline of the Soviet Union. Such large finds are fairly common but are usually burned.

I want some of hat milk! ;)

Sweet to be a Russian cow this winter.

Mm-mmm good feed!

:eek: lucky fucking cows!! :mad:


why can't they feed me the confiscated weed? :(

I wonder how the cows will act after this.

For that matter it seems kind of odd that when they burn marijuana, the cops are standing right next to the pile. :p

For that matter it seems kind of odd that when they burn marijuana, the cops are standing right next to the pile. :p

LOL

In China, it is customary to burn confiscated opium resin and heroin in public squares, along with the usual cannabis.

Such displays are usually very well-attended, as the entire city block is bombing it solid all day.

heeeeeeeeee....Moooooooooo

In China, it is customary to burn confiscated opium resin and heroin in public squares, along with the usual cannabis.

Such displays are usually very well-attended, as the entire city block is bombing it solid all day.

The New York Post
Mass Exodus to China Insues

It appears that millions across the United States are preparing a voyage to china. When we asked one of the pioneers he simply responded: "Public hash man."