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Here have a cookie

Hemingsoft
17-08-2005, 13:57
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.myhomecooking.net/chocolate-chip-cookies/images/chocolate-chip-cookies.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.myhomecooking.net/chocolate-chip-cookies/&h=407&w=500&sz=64&tbnid=GNDFdnxk6ikJ:&tbnh=103&tbnw=127&hl=en&start=7&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcookies%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26rls%3DGGLD,GGLD:2005-08,GGLD:en%26sa%3DN

Here, say something intriguing and take a cookie.

I shall have the first one freshly out of the oven: In America, why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Ok, I'll take two.
Bolol
17-08-2005, 13:58
I can't just GIVE away my cookies...They're very expensive and are highly sought after by terrorists...
Hemingsoft
17-08-2005, 13:59
I can't just GIVE away my cookies...They're very expensive and are highly sought after by terrorists...

They're my cookies for you if you say something intriguing.
Randomlittleisland
17-08-2005, 14:00
But how do we know those cookies are real, they could be fake.

*Takes and eats cookie anyway*
Bolol
17-08-2005, 14:00
...I expected the Spanish Inquistition...
Naturality
17-08-2005, 14:01
Those cookies look yummy :)

Offtopic: How do I send someone a private message(TG?) on here?
Ikitiok
17-08-2005, 14:08
"Don't expect the world to be safe or life to be fair."
Compulsive Depression
17-08-2005, 14:19
I'll take a cookie and raise you a chocolate brownie (http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/triplechocolatebrown_7685.shtml) (This isn't the recipe I use - but that's in a book at home, and AWT generally knows what he's doing).

Intriguing things... Hmm, does my sig count?
Angelicia
17-08-2005, 14:32
If you weren't quite so big, it would be time for Mr and Mrs Spank to pay a short sharp trip to Bottieland.
*Waits for permission to take a cookie*
Haken Rider
17-08-2005, 14:33
Those cookies look yummy :)

Offtopic: How do I send someone a private message(TG?) on here?
Can't, click the name, go to homepage and send a telegram.
Mekonia
17-08-2005, 14:46
hmm cookies....

Butterflies should be called flutterbies....
Hemingsoft
17-08-2005, 14:49
hmm cookies....

Butterflies should be called flutterbies....

Sounds like some derranged name for a pokemon.
Pure Metal
17-08-2005, 14:50
trampolines (http://www.prezzybox.com/data/media/6735.jpg) should be called trampampolines, or tramampopolines :)



*steals cookie*
Hemingsoft
17-08-2005, 14:50
trampolines (http://www.prezzybox.com/data/media/6735.jpg) should be called trampampolines, or tramampopolines :)



*steals cookie*

hey, grandma's gonna be mad!!!!
Pure Metal
17-08-2005, 14:52
*comes back and steals the whole cookie jar*

ha. ha. ha. go crying to yo grandmammy now :rolleyes: ;)
Hemingsoft
17-08-2005, 14:55
These were your grandma's cookies, I already stole them ;)
Bolol
17-08-2005, 14:57
*Gunshot*

Everyone put the cookies down...
Hemingsoft
17-08-2005, 14:58
*Gunshot*

Everyone put the cookies down...

Too bad I put blanks in your gun earlier.

*pulls out own gun*
KnYan
17-08-2005, 15:06
"There is no cookie"
Quote from ... uhm ... the Fatrix (http://apmatrix.free.fr/fatrix.jpg)?
Hemingsoft
17-08-2005, 15:07
I wonder if they justed didn't know what chicken tasted like, so that's why everything tastes like chicken.
Pure Metal
17-08-2005, 15:09
These were your grandma's cookies, I already stole them ;)
and i killed her for her cookie recipe...so its all good - i can make more! :)
Troon
17-08-2005, 15:10
...I expected the Spanish Inquistition...

No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition!


*takes a cookie for being the first person to say that*
Green israel
17-08-2005, 15:11
stay away from the cookies. they are posioned.
Hemingsoft
17-08-2005, 15:14
stay away from the cookies. they are posioned.
not poisoned, I just added the red pill for all those who think this is reality.
Bonferoni
17-08-2005, 15:15
why isn't the double quarter pounder with cheese from McDonalds called a half-pounder with cheese? it'd be so much easier
-Verbatim-
17-08-2005, 15:22
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/081705/put-the-baby-in-the-oven.gif
Naturality
17-08-2005, 15:41
Can't, click the name, go to homepage and send a telegram.


Thanks
The Field of Death
17-08-2005, 15:42
I am easily satisfied with the best

*steals gun from Hemingsoft*

hahahahahahahaha

*takes cookies too*

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*pumps Hemingsoft full of lead*

hee hee

*picks hemingsoft up and uses him as a pencil instead*

here, puts cookies back on table with note saying 'One per person or you sleep with Hemingsoft's dead body!'

http://jamamala.tripod.com/thenewcookies/
The Field of Death
17-08-2005, 15:44
now may i have a cookie...i did say

I am easily satisfied with the best...

intriguing?!?!?!
Hemingsoft
17-08-2005, 15:46
*Bullets squeeze out of Hemingsoft's body as Hemingsoft regains life*

You forget, this is my Matrix and I control the gunshots here!!!!
HAHAHAHA

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

*Gun disappears and reappears in Hemingsoft's hands*
Pure Metal
17-08-2005, 15:52
*n00ks all of j00*

*chows down on radioactive cookies and people-dust*
Bolol
17-08-2005, 15:56
*n00ks all of j00*

*chows down on radioactive cookies and people-dust*

Hey! I have those patented! I'll sue you into jail!