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Now I'm presonally of the opinion that the sexiest man to ever live was Pope John Paul II, but many VERY VERY MANY, people disagree. So I open it the forum, who do you think is the sexiest man alive. My vote is for Fedal Castro! I'm a sucker for a man in uniform...

Sean Connery (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000125/) , of course. :D

Sean Connery, of course. :D
Yesterday, today and forever that man is sexy. He'll probally even leave a sexy corpse...

Thanks! oh you didn't mean me.

Well then, how about me? Or maybe the lead singer from AFI?

He'll probally even leave a sexy corpse...
Stop giving me ideas...




:eek:

Brian Dennehey

http://www.huntingtontheatre.org/_img/news/trumbo/dennehy_3_300.JPG

This is just a hetero males opinion, but I'm going to have to agree with Sean Connery. I don't think anybody has ever stayed so appealing to women, as that man.

Thanks! oh you didn't mean me.

Well then, how about me? Or maybe the lead singer from AFI?
No, No. I was thinking you.

This is just a hetero males opinion, but I'm going to have to agree with Sean Connery. I don't think anybody has ever stayed so appealing to women, as that man.
It's ok. The gay women aggree with you to.

Oh oh, I forgot. James Earl Jones (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000469/) gets runner up, just for that damn sexy voice (http://www.internetstart.se/download/ljud/darkside.wav) of his. :D

No, No. I was thinking you.

lol

Is that Brian Dennehy guy that actor from that old tv show AirWolf?

The guy I would probably let have his way with me would be Ricky Ricardo. Aye Carumba!

Stop giving me ideas...




:eek:
Make me :fluffle:

Johnny Depp. Jude Law.

Sexiest Man Alive...

Uhhhhhh personally, I think the lead singer of Green Day. Something very phanatically awesome about the way he can sing in German and you have NO IDEA what he's saying... it could be "DEATH TO AMERICA!" or "AMERICA IS AWESOMELY COOL AND SHOULD RULE THE WORLD!" makes no difference... but you would agree, and shout about it.

Yeah.

Johnny Depp. Jude Law.


Dammit how could i forget them? Johnny Depp for sure. As Edward Scissor Hands.

I would describe myself as a heterosexual male, but if Sean Connery asked me to have sex with him I'd do it. Repeatedly.

I would describe myself as a heterosexual male, but if Sean Connery asked me to have sex with him I'd do it. Repeatedly.
I literally burst out laughing at this one.

I literally burst out laughing at this one.

Thank you, I aim to please. On a side note, I would seriously consider having sex with Christopher Lee. They're the only two men on Earth for me, though.

Interesting thread...we just had this discussion with me girlfriend.

Now that sir Sean Connery has been mentioned, I must agree that he's so...well, he's the man.

On a totally different note, has anyone mentioned Brandon Boyd? He seems to get a lot of recognition in these kind of polls, usually.

I would describe myself as a heterosexual male, but if Sean Connery asked me to have sex with him I'd do it. Repeatedly.

"I don't want to sound queer or nothing, but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!"
-Dave the Lighting Guy in Orgazmo

Brad Pitt is damn hot, and a fine actor too.

Some guy I met the other week than probably none of you know :p

And on a side note, I wouldn't do Sean Connery

This is just a hetero males opinion, but I'm going to have to agree with Sean Connery. I don't think anybody has ever stayed so appealing to women, as that man.
Of elderly actors, Clint is just so much hotter. krhm WAS. Neither of them are sexy anymore.

BRad pitt is pretty fuckable, but Johnny Depp as a pirate takes the price. Sean Connery is too damn old, but turn back time some 30 odd years, and I'd do him any time :D

Johnny Depp as a pirate. *yum*
Jude Law as, well, anything. *super yum*
Sean Connery, without a doubt. *drool*
Anthony Hopkins, young or old. *well, hello Clarice*

However, I'm going to have to give my vote to a tie:

John Cusak (oh. my. god.)

http://www.cinequest.org/98/photos/grifters.jpg

Jason Lee (mmm hmmm!)

http://crazy4cinema.com/Actor/imgs/lee.jpg

Okie I think I'm done now ...

I have a hard time deciding between Jesse Metcalfe (of Desperate Housewives)

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/abc/desperate_housewives/_group_photos/jesse_metcalfe11.jpg http://www.wisteria.tv/imgs/metcalfe/60.jpg

and Matthew Fox (of "Lost").

http://lostmultimedia.beyondgrey.com/images/characters/ep_13_fox_240x360.jpg

Ah, the never ending struggle between wanting "the boy" and wanting "the man."

John Cusak (oh. my. god.)

http://www.cinequest.org/98/photos/grifters.jpg



John Cusak?! You weird man...

Johnny Depp for me too. Ewan McGregor is rather nice (especially in Pillow Book). There's something about Robert Carlyle too. He certainly isn't my type but...

I have to think about this. I'm pretty sure there are better ones.

edit: Not in the Pillow Book. I didn't remember the horrible haircut...

Maybe not the hottest, but definitely worth a mention is Eric Mabius. He was yummy as Tim in "The L Word".

Ah, the never ending struggle between wanting "the boy" and wanting "the man."

Do you find Matthew Fox hotter now or when he was on Party of Five?

Considering that I don't find men attractive, I'm gonna vote for me :D

Yesterday, today and forever that man is sexy. He'll probally even leave a sexy corpse...

I believe the correct term would be:

The Once and Future Sexiest Man

Make me :fluffle:
Evil, evil Rotovia. I'm citing you as instigator in my 'desecrating the dead' jury trial! :eek:

Mehehe... my boyfriend is all hot for Sir Ian McKellen (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005212/)... he did make a pretty sexy Gandalf. :D

Now I'm presonally of the opinion that the sexiest man to ever live was Pope John Paul II, but many VERY VERY MANY, people disagree. So I open it the forum, who do you think is the sexiest man alive. My vote is for Fedal Castro! I'm a sucker for a man in uniform...

How old are you?
Castro-I can sort of understand but the Pope?-the question remains do you find him sexy dead or alive?! :eek:

As for me I don't know where to start:
Vigo Mortenson as Aragorn
Sean Connery
Jermy Irons
Gabriel Byrne :fluffle:
Pierce Brosnan
Orlando Bloom
Ewuan McGreggor :fluffle:
this list is endless really
a guy with an accent will usually do it for me

Evil, evil Rotovia. I'm citing you as instigator in my 'desecrating the dead' jury trial! :eek:

Mehehe... my boyfriend is all hot for Sir Ian McKellen (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005212/)... he did make a pretty sexy Gandalf. :D

That reminds me.

*drools* (http://www.vulkon.com/images/PatrickStewart.jpg)

I forgot his chocolateness Johnny Depp! How could I

I forgot his chocolateness Johnny Depp! How could I

Johnny Depp is definately the only guy that might turn me gay.

I also find Brandon Flowers (http://www.universalmusic.it/thekillers/foto%20video%202/2.jpg) from The Killers quite hot.

*drools* (http://www.vulkon.com/images/PatrickStewart.jpg)

Damn. In that picture he really looks like my late grandfather.

I also find Brandon Flowers (http://www.universalmusic.it/thekillers/foto%20video%202/2.jpg) from The Killers quite hot.
So you like both the grandpa and the grandson?

So you like both the grandpa and the grandson?

A hot guy is a hot guy, regardless of age.

Ewan McGregor is hot.

Do you find Matthew Fox hotter now or when he was on Party of Five?

Definitely hotter now. He's grown to be a very attractive man, while in Party of Five I actually thought he was the ugliest one (compared to Scott Wolf (http://images.google.se/images?q=scott%20wolf&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&client=firefox&rls=org.mozilla:sv-SE:unofficial&sa=N&tab=wi) of the era, at least). Now I'd choose Matthew over Scott any day of the week, even if I would prefer to have both.

Definitely hotter now. He's grown to be a very attractive man, while in Party of Five I actually thought he was the ugliest one (compared to Scott Wolfe (http://images.google.se/images?q=scott%20wolfe&hl=en&hs=CQh&lr=&safe=off&client=firefox&rls=org.mozilla:sv-SE:unofficial&sa=N&tab=wi) of the era, at least). Now I'd choose Matthew over Scott any day of the week, even if I would prefer to have both.

Yeah, me too. I thought he was pretty ugly then, but now he's got that hot older man thing going for him. His features were too well defined for a 20 year old; he looked too old.

Scott Wolfe reminds me of Michael J. Fox.

That reminds me.

*drools* (http://www.vulkon.com/images/PatrickStewart.jpg)

Oh My GOD! How could I have forgotten my Sexy Bald Captain? :D

*drools* (http://www.vulkon.com/images/PatrickStewart.jpg)

How could I forget Patrick! Who didn't have a crush on Jean-Luc and wish he'd molest you?

Scott Wolfe reminds me of Michael J. Fox.

Sans the seismic activity. :p

Sans the seismic activity. :p

Well, when he was younger, anyway. Maybe not so much now.

Sexiest Man Alive...

Uhhhhhh personally, I think the lead singer of Green Day. Something very phanatically awesome about the way he can sing in German and you have NO IDEA what he's saying... it could be "DEATH TO AMERICA!" or "AMERICA IS AWESOMELY COOL AND SHOULD RULE THE WORLD!" makes no difference... but you would agree, and shout about it.

Yeah.

Billie Joe Armstrong :eek: ... :mad: ... :gundge:

I also find Brandon Flowers (http://www.universalmusic.it/thekillers/foto%20video%202/2.jpg) from The Killers quite hot.

Mmmmmmmm that's what I'm talkin' 'bout :fluffle:


John Cusak (oh. my. god.)

http://www.cinequest.org/98/photos/grifters.jpg

Indeed, very nice :fluffle:

That reminds me.

*drools* (http://www.vulkon.com/images/PatrickStewart.jpg)

Mmmmmmmmmmm Jean Luc, the two hottest words in the French language :p

Also:

http://www.hollywoodteenmovies.com/HeathProfile.jpg
Yummers.


http://images.quizilla.com/C/CaliginousRae/1059895116_QuizJSGrin.jpg
Double yummers.

http://alakazam.co.uk/acatalog/DerrenBrown.jpg
*orgasm*

That reminds me.

*drools* (http://www.vulkon.com/images/PatrickStewart.jpg)
If that guy were 20 years younger, I'd be all over him. Did he have hair back then?

http://alakazam.co.uk/acatalog/DerrenBrown.jpg
*orgasm*

He really is something else, isn't he? ;)

Jermy Irons


Ooooh ... how could I have forgotten him? Mmmmmmmmmmm! Nice. :D

I also find myself oddly attracted to Kurt Russel as he gets older. Just somethin' about him.

How could I forget Patrick! Who didn't have a crush on Jean-Luc and wish he'd molest you?


Eh me! :eek:

If that guy were 20 years younger, I'd be all over him. Did he have hair back then?

Here he is as Oberron in A Midsummer Night's Dream. (http://yuchtar.users4.50megs.com/Gallery/Pat_1.jpg)

Here he is as Oberron in A Midsummer Night's Dream. (http://yuchtar.users4.50megs.com/Gallery/Pat_1.jpg)
Woot Woot!!!

Here he is as Oberron in A Midsummer Night's Dream. (http://yuchtar.users4.50megs.com/Gallery/Pat_1.jpg)

My my ... look at them thighs ...

Here he is as Oberron in A Midsummer Night's Dream. (http://yuchtar.users4.50megs.com/Gallery/Pat_1.jpg)

*has urge to stab own crotch, but remembers that his crotch stabs other people*

*has urge to stab crotch, but remembers that his crotch stabs other people*

You want to stab my crotch?

You want to stab my crotch?

My own! But yours could be allowed to stab me once or twice... :fluffle:

My my ... look at them thighs ...


This can easily be beaten! Any one remember Brad Pitts thighs in Troy..hmmmmmmmmmmm :fluffle:

My own! But yours could be allowed to stab me once or twice... :fluffle:

Next time I'm in Sweden...

...I'd say "or you're in the US", but somehow I get the feeling that you'd like to visit the US as much as you'd like to get a bowling ball to the genitals.

This can easily be beaten! Any one remember Brad Pitts thighs in Troy..hmmmmmmmmmmm :fluffle:

None of that detracts from the fact that Brad Pitt has a small and skinny penis.

This can easily be beaten! Any one remember Brad Pitts thighs in Troy..hmmmmmmmmmmm :fluffle:

http://www.railwaysleeper.com/Troy%207_WEB.jpg

Best I could do.

...I'd say "or you're in the US", but somehow I get the feeling that you'd like to visit the US as much as you'd like to get a bowling ball to the genitals.

I've been to the US on several occasions. I have nothing against the US.

Or bowlingballs. ;)

Here he is as Oberron in A Midsummer Night's Dream. (http://yuchtar.users4.50megs.com/Gallery/Pat_1.jpg)
My lord....

None of that detracts from the fact that Brad Pitt has a small and skinny penis.

Or the fact that he's not that nice looking? I mean he kinda has the "uniform, bland" beauty that just doesn't inspire. Someone should break his nose or something and give that face some character. That or add glasses. Glasses make EVERYONE look better.

None of that detracts from the fact that Brad Pitt has a small and skinny penis.


hmm a bitter comment... Ms Anisten is that you?

Or the fact that he's not that nice looking? I mean he kinda has the "uniform, bland" beauty that just doesn't inspire. Someone should break his nose or something and give that face some character. That or add glasses. Glasses make EVERYONE look better.


Hey I was just commenting on his thighs, I agree with all of the above.
Johnny Depp and I are soul mates..he just hasn't met me yet.

Y'all are crazy if you don't pick Sdaeriji. Woof!

Hey I was just commenting on his thighs, I agree with all of the above.
Johnny Depp and I are soul mates..he just hasn't met me yet.
I'm afraid Vanessa is pretty hard to beat.

hmm a bitter comment... Ms Anisten is that you?

Haven't you seen his nude pics? I'm just calling it like it is.

Hey I was just commenting on his thighs, I agree with all of the above.
Johnny Depp and I are soul mates..he just hasn't met me yet.

Har, he seems to have a lot of soulmates he hasn't met. I'm more of a facial person.... the other body parts, whilst fun'n'all, just don't interest me as much. :D

Or the fact that he's not that nice looking? I mean he kinda has the "uniform, bland" beauty that just doesn't inspire. Someone should break his nose or something and give that face some character. That or add glasses. Glasses make EVERYONE look better.

Like Owen Wilson!

http://www.geocities.com/hothollywood2000/owen.jpg

Mmm...Owen Wilson....

Y'all are crazy if you don't pick Sdaeriji. Woof!

yah, but he already KNOWS I love 'im.

Y'all are crazy if you don't pick Sdaeriji. Woof!

We have pictures of Sdaeriji? Where?

We have pictures of Sdaeriji? Where?

The picture thread. at least, they were there last time I checked for them.

The picture thread. at least, they were there last time I checked for them.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/maddillphatyo/Me/MeRockOut1.jpg

Impressive tongue action!

Heh, I think that Oberron guy got hotter with age :p

I've never seen nude pic's of Brad Pitt, but damn I'm curious now. Where did you see those Fass? I really don't hope he's got a small dick. It kinda ruins my fantasy :(

We have pictures of Sdaeriji? Where?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/maddillphatyo/Me/MeRockOut1.jpg

Like Owen Wilson!

http://www.geocities.com/hothollywood2000/owen.jpg

Mmm...Owen Wilson....

Blah, that man has half a penis where his nose should be.

I'm afraid Vanessa is pretty hard to beat.

This is very true :(
But I'd settle for some of the other men on my list. I'd prob have a better chance with them seeing as most are over 50 and I'm only 20
Age doesn't matter right? Its love that

I've never seen nude pic's of Brad Pitt, but damn I'm curious now. Where did you see those Fass? I really don't hope he's got a small dick. It kinda ruins my fantasy :(

There was a row some years ago because they were paparazzi shots and were published in some mag. Can be easily googled.

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/maddillphatyo/Me/MeRockOut1.jpg

I repeat: Impressive tongue action.

Blah, that man has half a penis where his nose should be.

Think of the possibilities! Twice the man, twice the pleasure!

probably?

And Fass, the tongue is good. But the beard, the beard! Not since I had to become resolutely hairless have I seen such a fine work. *scratches chin*
Speaking of which.... Stupid shaving all over takes too long then it only grows back again... gonna kill follicles so much...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/maddillphatyo/Me/MeRockOut1.jpg

Impressive tongue action!

Here (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/maddillphatyo/Me/MeEyes.jpg) is a picture of me that I think is hideous but everyone tells me I look hot in.

Here (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/maddillphatyo/Me/MeEyes.jpg) is a picture of me that I think is hideous but everyone tells me I look hot in.
Heh, you look alright. Pretty stoned, but alright ;)

Here (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/maddillphatyo/Me/MeEyes.jpg) is a picture of me that I think is hideous but everyone tells me I look hot in.

You do, in that "he's so wasted he'd be up for anything" kind of way. :)

Or the fact that he's not that nice looking? I mean he kinda has the "uniform, bland" beauty that just doesn't inspire. Someone should break his nose or something and give that face some character. That or add glasses. Glasses make EVERYONE look better.

True. I only found him hot in Fight Club

And Fass, the tongue is good. But the beard, the beard! Not since I had to become resolutely hairless have I seen such a fine work.

Aye, I do have a thing for nice beards... I may just need a moment to collect myself.

Aye, I do have a thing for nice beards... I may just need a moment to collect myself.

I have a few pictures of myself with the full beard (instead of just the goatee) if you so desire.

Here (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/maddillphatyo/Me/MeEyes.jpg) is a picture of me that I think is hideous but everyone tells me I look hot in.

You think that's bad? (and it ain't, just oddly familiar), you should see some of my pics! So embarassing I HAD to put them in the pic thread.

(ok, this is shameless pic advertising for me because nobody ever commented on them, and right now I feel like some attention whoring. Eat me.)

Eat me.

http://img26.exs.cx/img26/9156/jordaxia2fq.jpg

Don't mind if I do! No unmentionables under the kilt, I hope?

I have a few pictures of myself with the full beard (instead of just the goatee) if you so desire.

Desire, lust after, potayto, potato... *waits patiently*

All straight guys fancy Orlando Bloom. Discuss!

http://img26.exs.cx/img26/9156/jordaxia2fq.jpg

Don't mind if I do! No unmentionables under the kilt, I hope?

Depends what's unmentionable :D

I mean diff'rent strokes for different folks, aye? That sporran was oppresive to my private space, mind, if you wanted to know. But but but but but, must be fast, it's a limited time offer only. everything about me must go!

You think that's bad? (and it ain't, just oddly familiar), you should see some of my pics! So embarassing I HAD to put them in the pic thread.

(ok, this is shameless pic advertising for me because nobody ever commented on them, and right now I feel like some attention whoring. Eat me.)

Hey, how you doin'? ;)

All straight guys fancy Orlando Bloom. Discuss!

Really?

All straight guys fancy Orlando Bloom. Discuss!

Hardly.

Mr Bloom doesn't have enough meat for me.... gah, like a skeleton! I mean, what if he just snapped! that'd be hard to explain when you're returning him to his agent. But then I can hardly offer my opinion on this given I don't fit the criteria. Which is convoluted.

I've always been only mildly annoyed by Orlando Bloom, but now that I think about it, it might be because everytime I see him he's dwarfed by greater men: Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean, Sean Bean in Lord of the Rings, Brad Pitt in Troy, and Eric Bana in Black Hawk Down.

How could I forget Patrick! Who didn't have a crush on Jean-Luc and wish he'd molest you?

Oi! He's mine I tell you! MINE!

I've always been only mildly annoyed by Orlando Bloom, but now that I think about it, it might be because everytime I see him he's dwarfed by greater men: Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean, Sean Bean in Lord of the Rings, Brad Pitt in Troy, and Eric Bana in Black Hawk Down.

And while I'm here, Orlando Bloom is the cousin of a friend of mine, I've met him, and can say without reservation that he's a twat.

Y'all are crazy if you don't pick Sdaeriji. Woof!

I can't argue with that!

OH yeah Owen Wilson too!

Desire, lust after, potayto, potato... *waits patiently*

Okay, Sdaeriji. My patience is not endless, and should not be abused. ;)

Okay, Sdaeriji. My patience is not endless, and should not be abused. ;)

Oops, sorry. I went to bed. :eek:

Me puffing away (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/maddillphatyo/Me/MePipe1.jpg)

New Years Eve (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/maddillphatyo/New%20Years%20Eve/NYEMe.jpg)

Me and my buddy Justin on his 21st birthday (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/maddillphatyo/Justins%2021st%20Birthday/J21JustinMe.jpg)

Me later that night (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/maddillphatyo/Justins%2021st%20Birthday/J21Me.jpg)

Johnny Depp, he always looks sexy, i dont think any other guy in the world could've pulled off the Captain Jack Sparrow look the way he did


and i really dont think Sean connery is the least bit attractive

That reminds me.

*drools* (http://www.vulkon.com/images/PatrickStewart.jpg)

And Patrick Stewart. So there are my two hetero male votes.

Sean Connery, because well he is him, and Patrick Stewart because he does all Trekkies proud.

Ummm, not me.

Oops, sorry. I went to bed. :eek:

Without me. :mad:

Me puffing away (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/maddillphatyo/Me/MePipe1.jpg)
New Years Eve (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/maddillphatyo/New%20Years%20Eve/NYEMe.jpg)
Me and my buddy Justin on his 21st birthday (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/maddillphatyo/Justins%2021st%20Birthday/J21JustinMe.jpg)
Me later that night (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/maddillphatyo/Justins%2021st%20Birthday/J21Me.jpg)

Awfully casual for new years, don't you think? It works for you though. It works very well, indeed. :fluffle:

There was a row some years ago because they were paparazzi shots and were published in some mag. Can be easily googled.

This would beg to differ :p
http://mistercharlie.co.uk/gallery/albums/Posters/brad_pitt_flat.jpg

This would beg to differ :p
http://mistercharlie.co.uk/gallery/albums/Posters/brad_pitt_flat.jpg

I think they mistook "centimetres" for "inches". I've seen the shots, and that was not 12". And even it it were, which I still scoff at, the man had no girth.

Sdaeriji you look like a fun guy to hand around. You have an infectious smile.

Hey where the heck is the thread of NS peeps voice recordings? :confused:

Me

Hey where the heck is the thread of NS peeps voice recordings? :confused:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=438344

Now with extra Myrthy goodness!

This is just a hetero males opinion, but I'm going to have to agree with Sean Connery. I don't think anybody has ever stayed so appealing to women, as that man.
I dunno ... my girlfriend still has the hots for Clint Eastwood.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=438344

Now with extra Myrthy goodness!

thanks!
I love your accent!

As celebrities go, definitely Jimmy Page. http://members.tripod.com/cathead9tx/415086a0.gif

However, 'Mods can be so cruel' would have to be the sexiest man alive, no contest.

Thanks! oh you didn't mean me.

Well then, how about me? Or maybe the lead singer from AFI?
Davey Havok makes me wanna shoot heroin into my pupils.

Tim Linton, Zim Zum (Marilyn Manson, Ultra Fag, Pleistoscene, Pop Culture Suicides). By far one of the best looking males-- especially when he was in Marilyn Manson.

http://www.repsak.de/manson/fotogalerie/zimzum/images/zimzum_30.jpg

http://www.deanguitars.com/content/endorsees/images/zimzum/images/zim2.jpg

http://www.eville.net/music/images/zimzum.gif

http://dropd.com/issue/40/MarilynManson/zimzum.jpg

http://www.fernandesguitars.com/sustainer/img/sustainer/SusArtist/ZimZum.jpg

Dani Davey is actually rather good looking IMO.

Mmmmm... nothing says straight like drooling over other men!