NationStates Jolt Archive

<3 Oliver Beene.

And the other two Americans are really one giant American. :D

I shouldn't say that about my fellow Americans...but they DID let themselves go!

And the fourth one learned his math in southern public schools.

And one out of five Americans speaks English. ;)

3/2 of Americans can't do fractions.

REMEMBER! One out of every three Americans, is A COMMUNIST SPY! Nyet!...


*cough*



I mean, surly you jest. :D

Nyet!...


*cough*



I mean, surly you jest. :D
Get 'im!

Nah, he speaks Russian.

NO ONe who speaks Russian can be a Soviet. Simple fact.

But ... I'm a socialist spy. Doesn't that mess up all the statistics?

I'm an American spy that spies on the Americans.

Uh-oh, there are three other people in the room with me, which one's the godless Red I wonder...

Does it count if you have multiple personalities?

Uh-oh, there are three other people in the room with me, which one's the godless Red I wonder...

Well, there's four of you in there, right? So you really have 1 and 1/3 Communists in there. So, figure out which one's the total Commie and there's still one-third of a Communist spy.

Solution: Send one third of the American population to China.

Solution: Send one third of the American population to China.

Yes, that's what China needs

Well, there's four of you in there, right? So you really have 1 and 1/3 Communists in there. So, figure out which one's the total Commie and there's still one-third of a Communist spy.

Do you mean physically 1/3 of a Communist spy or a person with three personalities, one of which happens to be a Communist spy?

Solution: Send one third of the American population to China.

Send them to Russia, Comrade. We need more men so we can re-form the Soviet Union and take over the world.


....Ooops.

Send them to Russia, Comrade. We need more men so we can re-form the Soviet Union and take over the world.


....Ooops.
Why not send them to Cuba? Don't they need a highly educated workforce?

Why not send them to Cuba? Don't they need a highly educated workforce?

Education is for scummy capitalist oppressors, you fool.



(The above was poking fun at certain "communists".)

3/2 of Americans can't do fractions.

:p funny.

Uh-oh, there are three other people in the room with me, which one's the godless Red I wonder...
is it... you!?

<3 Oliver Beene.


Really? I have 4 Americans sitting accross from me, I will interigate them immediately!

Really? I have 4 Americans sitting accross from me, I will interigate them immediately!

I will bet you $50 that at least one is a Christian conservative.

I dress up as a communist spy for halloween. He dresses up to look as me, so I don't have to do much :D

I dressed up as a Nazi spy one year. I wouldn't recommend it. Don't dress up as a member of the Stasi in an East German community, a Muslim extremist, KKK member, or an escaped mental patient either. BAD IDEAS.

Really? I have 4 Americans sitting accross from me, I will interigate them immediately!Now what did you try and say? Integrate? Irrigate? Those would probably be quite fun, but not very sensible... :p
I know what you mean. I'm just pullin' your leg. (But I'll deny it if you go public...)

I dressed up as a Nazi spy one year.:eek: You're Prince Harry in RL!

:eek: You're Prince Harry in RL!

I suppose the fact that my nation is named after a German band doesn't help me either, heh. :p

I suppose the fact that my nation is named after a German band doesn't help me either, heh. :pThey're leftist, though. Has nothing to do with it. :D

It's true - 1/3 of the US works for Walmart who is really Communist agent for China taking over the USA.

Solution: Send one third of the American population to China.

Yes, but which third?

Just to be on the safe side, we should cut every American into three pieces, and send one of them to China. It's the only way to be sure.

:p

One out of three Americans a communist spy? Senator McCarthy wasn't paranoid enough to satisfy some people. Turn your neighbors over to the authorities, win a free watch!

One out of three Americans a communist spy? Senator McCarthy wasn't paranoid enough to satisfy some people. Turn your neighbors over to the authorities, win a free watch!
That's how they did it in East Germany :D

It's true - 1/3 of the US works for Walmart who is really Communist agent for China taking over the USA.

You mean a Communist Spy for FRANCe.

Uh-oh, there are three other people in the room with me, which one's the godless Red I wonder...

Look to your left.

Now look to your right.

If you think both of them are okay, it's you.

:eek:

Look to your left.

Now look to your right.

If you think both of them are okay, it's you.

:eek:

Freaky, huh?

Wtf???