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I leave for a few months and come back to find my name in every poll? What in the name of Michael Jackson's monkey is all that about?

Myrth is Back!

ALL HAIL MYRTH

It's the price of fame. Just something you'll have to learn to live with.

that title should read "What the Myrth?"

Deification, I suppose.

The fabled one exists!!! :eek:

Pfft, think that's bad? We made you a bad guy in the huge musical we're doing, endorsed by several mods.

Behold Myrth, The Messiah Has Returnethed!

We Must Test How He Holds Against The Prophecies, Lest He Be A Fake!!!

ugh

kill it

Ah, ****, do I have to repent my sins now? :(

I thought it went in before you left. I find it hilarious that you've been ambushed by this. I can't remember when it became mandatory. It seemed to be dieng out though. No doubt with your return it'll become 2 options per poll now.

EDIT:
Where's the poll? And where's the Myrth option? :D

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Myrth has returned! Proclaim the good news!

Myrth, basically you have a lot of bubble-gum kickers and ass chewers... and they're all out of ass.

ugh

kill it

Heathen!

*chases with scythe*

I thought it went in before you left. I find it hilarious that you've been ambushed by this. I can't remember when it became mandatory. It seemed to be dieng out though. No doubt with your return it'll become 2 options per poll now.

EDIT:
Where's the poll? And where's the Myrth option? :D

HERESY!

Oh bountiful Myrth, what shalt thy ruling be for Smiteth this Unbeliever?

Heathen!

*chases with scythe*Stand back! Do not harm Her Royal Tinkness :mad:

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Heathen!

*chases with scythe*
DOWN WITH MYRTH!! HE WASN'T EVEN OPPRESSIVE!!

I leave for a few months and come back to find my name in every poll? What in the name of Michael Jackson's monkey is all that about?

LOL..Someone had a poll about your name being mandatory in polls or not. Fortunately, the fad died out.

-snip-

Well, duh, that's why his holy image is a teddybear. :rolleyes: *gives Myrth a big hug* See?

Well, duh, that's why his holy image is a teddybear. :rolleyes: *gives Myrth a big hug* See?
careful, you'll crease it's pretty dress!!

I leave for a few months and come back to find my name in every poll? What in the name of Michael Jackson's monkey is all that about?
Myrth!?!? :eek:
Myrth really exsists... *snaps pic*
I heard you were gone for good!

man this is Awsome... I'm bookmarking this thread! :D

DOWN WITH MYRTH!! HE WASN'T EVEN OPPRESSIVE!!

The hell I wasn't. I spent the best part of a year oppressing you mortals.

LOL..Someone had a poll about your name being mandatory in polls or not. Fortunately, the fad died out.

I have to take the credit for coining "the obligatory Myrth". And I'd do it again.

The hell I wasn't. I spent the best part of a year oppressing you mortals.
*plucks his cheek*

Lookit this guy! Pretending to be an oppressor of the masses! :D

The hell I wasn't. I spent the best part of a year oppressing you mortals.
not true, you were lovely and cuddly and an absolute sweetheart! otherwise everyone wouldn't love you like they do!

DOWN WITH MYRTH!! HE WASN'T EVEN OPPRESSIVE!!

You're just jealous that your popularity waned and his didn't. Sit down in front!

You're just jealous that your popularity waned and his didn't. Sit down in front!

She was never as popular as Myrth. I don't seem to recall a time when every poll had a "The Fairy Tinkerbelly" option.

You're just jealous that your popularity waned and his didn't. Sit down in front!
noes

The hell I wasn't. I spent the best part of a year oppressing you mortals.


What is thy bidding, master?

She was never as popular as Myrth. I don't seem to recall a time when every poll had a "The Fairy Tinkerbelly" option.

Hence, the jealousy.

Hence, the jealousy.
yep, I'm jealous of Myrth, it's obvious......

She was never as popular as Myrth. I don't seem to recall a time when every poll had a "The Fairy Tinkerbelly" option.

Not to mention the fact that I didn't have to post pictures of my cleavage everywhere to get that...

Not to mention the fact that I didn't have to post pictures of my cleavage everywhere to get that...

Ouch...

Not to mention the fact that I didn't have to post pictures of my cleavage everywhere to get that...

They would, however, be appreciated.

Not to mention the fact that I didn't have to post pictures of my cleavage everywhere to get that...
Myrth, you show us your cleavage and you can damn well bet General would put it all over the internet and make it the newest internet fad since Numa Numa.

EDIT: Er, whatever cleavage a man can show. :confused:

Ouch...

This is actually rather entertaining...

The hell I wasn't. I spent the best part of a year oppressing you mortals.

Nah. That's what you wanted everyone to think. You're a pussycat at heart. *pats*

Not to mention the fact that I didn't have to post pictures of my cleavage everywhere to get that...

Who else wants to see Myrths tits?

I have to take the credit for coining "the obligatory Myrth". And I'd do it again.

You evil bastard. You'll be the first against the wall when the NS General Revolution comes! Just you wait and see!*shakes fist, and eats a cookie*

EDIT: Er, whatever cleavage a man can show. :confused:

You would be surprised. I've seen some things I'm not proud of at the YMCA...and none of them are penises.

Not to mention the fact that I didn't have to post pictures of my cleavage everywhere to get that...

Haha! Show us your tasteful décolletage!

Ouch...
not at all, in fact i can't think of a better way to celebrate the return of Myrth than by making snide comments about me!

not at all, in fact i can't think of a better way to celebrate the return of Myrth than by making snide comments about me!
Then we're all in agreement!

*opens up a bottle of champagne*

Then we're all in agreement!

*opens up a bottle of champagne*

LOL

sorry tink

Then we're all in agreement!

*opens up a bottle of champagne*
woo! everyone line up to kick me in the head!

not at all, in fact i can't think of a better way to celebrate the return of Myrth than by making snide comments about me!

The attention must be quenching.

*dons brand Myrth hat, Myrth t-shirt, Myrth sunglasses, and Myrth brand polls and everything else!*


*and dances*

The attention must be quenching.
that's the spirit Fass! nice to see you getting involved in the celebrations!

*dons brand Myrth hat, Myrth t-shirt, Myrth sunglasses, and Myrth brand polls and everything else!*


*and dances*
tssk tssk

Myrth is not Metal

*dons brand Myrth hat, Myrth t-shirt, Myrth sunglasses, and Myrth brand polls and everything else!*


*and dances*

Are you wearing Myrth scented cologne?

that's the spirit Fass! nice to see you getting involved in the celebrations!

Myrth is worth handing you a bone. :p

ugh

kill it
ROFLMFAO!!!!! :D

Myrth, you show us your cleavage and you can damn well bet General would put it all over the internet and make it the newest internet fad since Numa Numa.

EDIT: Er, whatever cleavage a man can show. :confused:

Indeed... and people wonder why I never show actual photos of me, other than those taken from far away.

Myrth is worth handing you a bone. :p

A Myrth is the hand is worth two in the bush?

"If within the city a man comes upon a maiden who is betrothed, and has relations with her, you shall bring them both out of the gate of the city and there stone them to death: the girl because she did not cry out for help though she was in the city, and the man because he violated his neighbors wife."


Deuteronomy 22:23-24 NAB

A Myrth in the hand is worth two in the bush?

This bush it is.

Indeed... and people wonder why I never show actual photos of me, other than those taken from far away.

I know the truth.

http://www.elsiglodetorreon.com.mx/images/news/espectaculos/2005/03/108588415889aa3895ced4903f5bfad2.jpg

I know the truth.

http://www.elsiglodetorreon.com.mx/images/news/espectaculos/2005/03/108588415889aa3895ced4903f5bfad2.jpg


I wouldn't mind having his bank balance...

I know the truth.

http://www.elsiglodetorreon.com.mx/images/news/espectaculos/2005/03/108588415889aa3895ced4903f5bfad2.jpg
another reason to kill it then

I know the truth.

*snip*



Ahhh!!! Get it away!

I wouldn't mind having his bank balance...

How very un-commie of you ;)

Deuteronomy 22:23-24 NAB

Wow ... that was completely out of left field ... I love it!

tssk tssk

Myrth is not Metal
lmao :p
sharp dude... sharp, dry and too true :p



Are you wearing Myrth scented cologne?
smells too much like ass for me and i wa.......


:eek:



*gets banned*

lmao :p
sharp dude... sharp, dry and too true :p
if you wanna keep the name "Pure Metal" you should focus more on the Holy Trinity of Steel, as the Prophet Eric Adams has thought us:
Beer, Titties and Metal :cool: :cool: :cool:

Myrth is back?!?

How dare you, Traitor, show your face after aligning thyself with the trolls and stealing Siroccos' Essence then putting it in a Ziplock container?

I leave for a few months and come back to find my name in every poll? What in the name of Michael Jackson's monkey is all that about?
I prefer to put Melkor as a poll option if I feel the need to create a control.

Myrth is back?!?

How dare you, Traitor, show your face after aligning thyself with the trolls and stealing Siroccos' Essence then putting it in a Ziplock container?
And HOW BOUT that health coverage he's getting from his new alliance, eh? ;)

*I put in that bit*

Hey Mirth...Welcome back. :cool:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39986000/jpg/_39986507_champagne_get_203.jpg

Not to mention the fact that I didn't have to post pictures of my cleavage everywhere to get that...
I think it's comebacks like that that made you a man-god.

woo! everyone line up to kick me in the head!
awe we love you tink

Myrth!




*runs and hides*