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What Does It Take To Be A Good God?

Pablicosta
16-08-2005, 14:27
Just wondering in a moment of broedom really, what are the characteristics of a good Deity. Not 'good' as in nice and cuddly of course, good as in will stand the test of time like, erm, God and Allah etc...

I don't claim to know everything about the Bible, but being brought up in a Christian environment and then going to a Catholic school (and still worshiping the Invisble Pink Unicorn...), I think a good God has to have a really nasty side, for smiting. But also, the God's of today appear somewhat nicer (except Allah, but I don't believe that He really tells the extremists to blow us up...), so maybe a God with multiple personalities is good? Also, from what I know you have to have original ways of carrying out your bidding. For example, I doubt anyone had ever communicated to people through burning bushes before Moses, or somehow had their water turn to blood. A little bit of charm and charisma can't help though, right?

What do y'all think?

NOTE: Please don't turn this into a religous hate thread, its not intended to be like that...
Ikitiok
16-08-2005, 14:29
I think being nice & cuddly helps :p
Metzia
16-08-2005, 14:32
"When you do things right, they won't be able to tell rather or not you've done anything at all"

-Futurama
Pablicosta
16-08-2005, 14:32
Does that make Lord Ganesha the best God arround, because he can give twice as many cuddles as everyone else? Mind you, would you want to cuddle an Omnipotent Elephant...thing?
Pablicosta
16-08-2005, 14:33
"When you do things right, they won't be able to tell rather or not you've done anything at all"

-Futurama


Yeah...doesnt that make spies and secret services equivalent to God's? Aslong as they are good spies and secret services people and don't get caught.
Ikitiok
16-08-2005, 14:33
...Mind you, would you want to cuddle an Omnipotent Elephant...thing?

That's rather a personal question & I'm going to decline to answer :p
Pablicosta
16-08-2005, 14:40
There is no reply to that...Only that I'm applying for a restraining order...
Pablicosta
16-08-2005, 18:06
Bumping along...
Willamena
16-08-2005, 18:09
What Does It Take To Be A Good God?
Sitting back and letting people use you.
Pablicosta
16-08-2005, 19:09
Care to elaborate?
Neo Rogolia
16-08-2005, 19:13
Justice, Love, and knowledge of what is truly best for us, despite what we might think is.
Dogburg
16-08-2005, 19:58
Providing alcohol, or condoning the consumption of alcohol. Bacchus was a good god.
Dimmimar
16-08-2005, 20:00
Raping Sodomites.
Skippydom
16-08-2005, 20:05
Having a maternal god, more respecting nature and each other, but still laying in the fields for fertility time!

Besides smite and you will get smitten. Israel hello
New Prospero
16-08-2005, 20:11
Sitting back and letting people use you.

That could soooooo be taken the wrong way...no pun intended :p