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What do you believe the world should know? Use only titles of threads from general to tell us.

...its probably because i'm polish, but i dont understand.

So a guy walks into a talent agency and tells the agent "Man, have I got an act for you."

Oops. Wrong thread. :p

...its probably because i'm polish, but i dont understand.

Trust me - it has nothing to do with you being Polish.

On behalf of General - :confused:

What do you believe the world should know? Use only titles of threads from general to tell us.

Do you mean something to the effect of, "The homosexuality nature of the Aristocrat is 6 pages too long for a poem about a girl. ???

...its probably because i'm polish, but i dont understand.


Powitanie , przyjaciel! JA jestem pewien Polski handlowy rezydujący w Ameryka!

What do you believe the world should know? Use only titles of threads from general to tell us.


I'm from USA, Sorry world! Our president is an idiot! Don't do drugs and don't be daddy's little soldier.

Seriously though I heard of a company out in France I believe it that was run by americans. They had on a label "Sorry our president is an idiot, we didn't vote for him" which they claimed to be an inside joke. Though I swear it applies to Bush.

Future refrence for presidents, avoid ones who look like rats and ones who do drugs, and avoid them more so if their names are slang for pubic hair or anything sexual.

I'm from USA, Sorry world! Our president is an idiot! Don't do drugs and don't be daddy's little soldier.

Seriously though I heard of a company out in France I believe it that was run by americans. They had on a label "Sorry our president is an idiot, we didn't vote for him" which they claimed to be an inside joke. Though I swear it applies to Bush.

Future refrence for presidents, avoid ones who look like rats and ones who do drugs, and avoid them more so if their names are slang for pubic hair or anything sexual.



On behalf of all Republicans and dignified Democrats: :rolleyes:

How the Jews Opress The Mentaly Ill

Liverbreath']Do you mean something to the effect of, "The homosexuality nature of the Aristocrat is 6 pages too long for a poem about a girl. ???


*laughs maniacally*

you got it!

Powitanie , przyjaciel! JA jestem pewien Polski handlowy rezydujący w Ameryka!

witam zajemnie!

The thread that best describes my message to the world comes via Eutrusca

"Well, I was pretty happy today ... until I came on NS General."

:D

On behalf of all Republicans and dignified Democrats: :rolleyes:


:confused: :confused:

On behalf of all Republicans and dignified Democrats: :rolleyes:
Grow up little girl.

Innocent Brazilian Man Mistaken For The Deadly Chemical And Killed by Science and Religion.



If sex between David Icke and Ann Coulter Sucks good, Travel Sickness Cures The Noble Men




I love cut-ups!

To All Unbelievers: PETA hits bottom! This is why atheistism exists. Have you met Jesus: Too hostile not to be a butch? God save our gracious Queen.

Anne Coulter is a factual impossibility

In an ideal world, anyway...
:p

On behalf of all Republicans and dignified Democrats: :rolleyes:Neo, you of all people don't speak for Democrats at all.
I'd personally wager you don't speak for all Republicans either, but this is just my opinion and may not be true. :D

The Babe Thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9455375#post9455375)

nuff said

does america save our gracious queen?

Anne Coulter hits bottom: too hostile?

Anne Coulter hits bottom: too hostile?

Why Does Anne Coulter Preach mindlessness? Ask a Muslim - This is why Fascism exists: A Confession by a Christian.

Sit or Squat? PETA hits bottom, digs.

Final Anne Coulter thread! No, really!

:p

Do you smoke or apologize for Confederate flags being offensive?!

Anti-Americanism or squat? What Does It Take To Be A Good Fascist?

Global population is too hostile not to be a butch. Where do you live? I apologize.

Democrats Raise $80 Million to Fund "Walmart Murders Nostradamus, the Musical"


also


Brain cells decline inverse to increase in Bush lies: Soldiers die of brain cancer years after exposure

Sit or Squat?

Jesus vandalized at "Liberal" camp site

Democrats Raise $80 Million to Fund "Walmart Murders Nostradamus, the Musical"
Best musical ever!

Ann Coulter: I apologize!

My favourite bible passage:

"If within the city a man comes upon a maiden who is betrothed, and has relations with her, you shall bring them both out of the gate of the city and there stone them to death: the girl because she did not cry out for help though she was in the city, and the man because he violated his neighbors wife."


Deuteronomy 22:23-24 NAB

My favourite bible passage:

"If within the city a man comes upon a maiden who is betrothed, and has relations with her, you shall bring them both out of the gate of the city and there stone them to death: the girl because she did not cry out for help though she was in the city, and the man because he violated his neighbors wife."


Deuteronomy 22:23-24 NAB


What the hell? (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=438362) Disgusting Pics: A Confession by a Christian

Calm down, dudes!

Myrth's cleavage: Real or Fake?

I just had to say - this ones' kinda hard to top as a ( last ) message to the world:

I want to die broke, disowned from any family and $5.7 Billion dollars in debt to the IRS. My epitaph will be, "Come and get it, Bitches."

Original thread:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=431398&page=1&pp=15

Myrth's cleavage: Real or Fake?

Myrth's cleavage is a factual impossibility -

To all Unbelievers: go nuts for lesbian sex or Diarrhea

Myrth's cleavage is a factual impossibility -
Can you live without Myrth's cleavage?

Can you live without Myrth's cleavage?

Why do Americans go nuts for Myrth's cleavage?

Why do Americans go nuts for Myrth's cleavage?
What to do about Myrth's cleavage?

They're taking Ann Coulter to Isengard!

Comment on Myrth's cleavage Here

Myrth's cleavage...
A Confession by a Christian

this thread is funny sso bump.

Bush vows to eliminate the right to speak your mind

Jews must not be late from the train.

Why did Rush Limbaugh and Evangelical Christians fail? Should babies be treated like any other dog or cat?

Babies you'll never see vandalised at Paradise Beach, (also known as Vandalised babies; nature or nuture?)

Ashem vohu vahishtem asti
ushta asti ushta ahmai
hyat ashai vahishai ashem

Communism or facism insanity banned by a Libertarian.
However, I might have to settle for:
The NYC Mayoral Race: Babies vs. Soldiers

"Well don't think there is question about it. It can only be attributable to human error. This sort of thing has cropped up before, and it has always been due to human error."

-HAL

How to Pwn Burning Crosses For Sex Organs Pussy!

The "Under Dog or Cat" Part in the Athiest Pledge

Sex Organs Vandalized at Texas Camp Site

The NYC Mayoral Race: Democrats vs. Mods

War On Myrth's cleavage

MAKE LOVE, LOTS AND LOTS OF LOVE. AND DRINK BEER, LOTS AND LOTS OF BEER. AND SMOKE, LOTS AND LOTS OF DRUGS.

Finally, after all that, make up some freakish scientific shit. That's how it'ss done anyways.

MAKE LOVE, LOTS AND LOTS OF LOVE. AND DRINK BEER, LOTS AND LOTS OF BEER. AND SMOKE, LOTS AND LOTS OF DRUGS.

Finally, after all that, make up some freakish scientific shit. That's how it'ss done anyways.
Psst! Your sposed to say it only using words found in titles of General forum threads!

Psst! Your sposed to say it only using words found in titles of General forum threads!

I do believe I've seen all those words in titles, I might have done some editting techniques though ;)

The Sexiest Sick Ass Japanese Man Alive, What is the shape of your Sexuality?

What shape does cookie suicide have?

You wouldn’t know it to look at me, but I’m a superhero – I’ve got x-ray vision and everything. My frail frame belies my strength – I can lift tall buildings with one hand tied behind my back. Despite my mediocre looks, I’m daily dared by damsels to fight international crime. In the end I always win the day – I save the world, I get my girl. But the morning after each episode I wake up at home, alone. My superhuman efforts largely go unrewarded. The government won’t take my phone calls. On my days off I hang around the centre of town, but I don’t get stopped. The comfort of knowing that I’ve saved you all wears thin. The day after each episode I wake up and wish that I wouldn’t be expected to get out of bed and help mankind. I’d comb my hair a little differently and put on some glasses, find somewhere to hide, tell the United Nations they’ve got the wrong number and I’d live a quiet life.

Now Hiring n00bs. Whats wrong with the best joke you ever heard? Stop Laughing!!!

Workers of the World UNITE!

Dear World:

Stop stealing my newspaper.

I know it was you.

I also know where you live.

Where are Gun-wielding Christians?Here!!

Who isn't the drug industry screwing over? N00bs!

Probe into if White Phosphorous was used on Russel Crowe started by Iraq Government. Mexican court recognizes I'm an idiot.

64% believe emo to be banned

Chuck Norris is gonna form an incest cult.

Chuck Norris does not exist

Teacher castrates your favourite German Federal Chancellor And H0w 1t Perta1ns T0 The H0l0cau5t!!!!!!!!1111

The American Accent is articulated best by someone with an Incredibly Long Tongue.

World...


We are looking for a few good men, or women, with incredibly long tongues to become teachers who will castrate live pigs in front of highschool students. Then and only then can we ban abortions in South Dakota, and let no one tell us that the Bible is really a lie....

World...


We are looking for a few good men, or women, with incredibly long tongues to become teachers who will castrate live pigs in front of highschool students. Then and only then can we ban abortions in South Dakota, and let no one tell us that the Bible is really a lie....

lol

World...


We are looking for a few good men, or women, with incredibly long tongues to become teachers who will castrate live pigs in front of highschool students. Then and only then can we ban abortions in South Dakota, and let no one tell us that the Bible is really a lie....

:D :fluffle: :D


Do christians know the thoughts from the homosexual/bisexual community? Former Congressmen push the homophobe pastors younger sister to ban inter-species cheese.

:D :fluffle: :D


Do christians know the thoughts from the homosexual/bisexual community? Former Congressmen push the homophobe pastors younger sister to ban inter-species cheese.



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hehe I had to start this thread because all the general titles started to run together and it was confusing me. SO then I started to read all teh titles as if they were a part of one story. Anytime you do it it will have as much sense and meaning as any one of Bushs speeches :P

hehe I had to start this thread because all the general titles started to run together and it was confusing me. SO then I started to read all teh titles as if they were a part of one story. Anytime you do it it will have as much sense and meaning as any one of Bushs speeches :P


haha! It's fun. This was my first time. You neat thread maker you.

Io sentire carino, tutto carino , Io sentire carino e spiritoso e gaio! E Io pietê qualsiasi uomo chi è lui non Io oggi!

Sounds good to me...