NationStates Jolt Archive

Rob Schneider

Mesatecala
15-08-2005, 23:55
http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&cf=info&id=1808470869

My friend went to see his latest, Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo against my advice. He confirmed my beliefs that this is one of the most horrific movies out. Poor guy wasted $9 to see that crap. He thought it would be funny stupid... and I told him it was just downright stupid.

Schneider should stick to Saturday Night Live.. how could they let this crap air in thousands of theaters anyways? There should be a signature list going around that can be submitted to Hollywood so they never allow this crap to reach the theaters.

Roger Ebert put it correctly by saying: "Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks."
Gruenberg
15-08-2005, 23:58
Have you seen the SP where they rip on him? Rob Schneider in 'A-Derp De Derp De Derdly Derp'. Also the stapler film. Much funnier than anything he's ever done.
Pure Metal
15-08-2005, 23:59
... is a carrot! :D
Mesatecala
16-08-2005, 00:06
Oh and some of the highlights of the movie:

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050811/REVIEWS/50725001

Rob Schneider is back, playing a male prostitute (or, as the movie reminds us dozens of times, a "man whore"). He is not a gay hustler, but specializes in pleasuring women, although the movie's closest thing to a sex scene is when he wears diapers on orders from a giantess. Oh, and he goes to dinner with a woman with a laryngectomy, who sprays wine on him through her neck vent.

The plot: Deuce visits his friend T.J. Hicks (Eddie Griffin) in Amsterdam, where T.J. is a pimp specializing in man-whores. Business is bad, because a serial killer is murdering male prostitutes, and so Deuce acts as a decoy to entrap the killer. In his investigation he encounters a woman with a penis for a nose. You don't want to know what happens when she sneezes.

(Tidbit from Robert Ebert's review)
Cannot think of a name
16-08-2005, 00:36
Oh and some of the highlights of the movie:

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050811/REVIEWS/50725001



(Tidbit from Robert Ebert's review)
The last half of that review is hillarious.
Laerod
16-08-2005, 00:39
My friend went to see his latest, Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo against my advice. He confirmed my beliefs that this is one of the most horrific movies out. Poor guy wasted $9 to see that crap. He thought it would be funny stupid... and I told him it was just downright stupid.
In my eyes, $9 is a very small price to pay for such a good lesson.