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I got into a one on one relationship a few months ago, and it was great at first, we had sex all the time. While I knewthat "all the time" would not last, I did not know that it would turn into never. I have expressed a desire to fix this situation, and am not getting anywhere. I am still in love and want to make it work, but am getting frustrated!

So how's your sex life? :fluffle:

Not since my birthday, of all days. So about six months. It's a dry spell, but not something I'm overly concerned with. I've gotten play since, but no out and out intercourse. Maybe that will change soon....;)

I'm seeing a great guy... we do it pretty much every now and then but sex is just sex... we're more a romantic couple.. always kissing and holding hands.. we didn't have sex until we knew each other enough and were comfortable enough to do it. It took time, but we are happy... and have been together for close to three months now.

non-existent. I broke up with my boyfriend :( (sweetest guy ever but he was smothering me and I don't intend to even think of progeny until after I've been established in a good law firm) and thus have no sex life on the horizon either. I'm like one big celibate lump.

*sigh*

Sex?

I have lots of sex....

I just dont currently have a partner.

I'm seeing a great guy... we do it pretty much every now and then but sex is just sex... we're more a romantic couple.. always kissing and holding hands.. we didn't have sex until we knew each other enough and were comfortable enough to do it. It took time, but we are happy... and have been together for close to three months now.

Such the romantic :D

I'm still looking for my special someone; as for sex, you get to a point in your life when you simply don't want meaningless sex every other night of the week - sometimes, god forbid, you actually want a relationship with, *GASP* commitment.

Oh well, its good to hear you and your honeybunny are getting along well.

Are there people in here who say "hello handsome" to their right hand and call it sex what happens after that? Or do we have genuine sexmachines in here...

Are there people in here who say "hello handsome" to their right hand and call it sex what happens after that? Or do we have genuine sexmachines in here...

No, because i'm left-handed. :p

Are there people in here who say "hello handsome" to their right hand and call it sex what happens after that? Or do we have genuine sexmachines in here...
But i'm left handed?

But i'm left handed?

Hahahaha. Jinx!

Yes, in theory.

Hahahaha. Jinx!
:X

Such the romantic :D

I'm still looking for my special someone; as for sex, you get to a point in your life when you simply don't want meaningless sex every other night of the week - sometimes, god forbid, you actually want a relationship with, *GASP* commitment.

Oh well, its good to hear you and your honeybunny are getting along well.

I finally got the guy to kiss me in public without.. he came up to me and kissed me. I didn't have to go up to him.. heheheh... I am really committed with him... he's such a sweet heart.

I finally got the guy to kiss me in public without.. he came up to me and kissed me. I didn't have to go up to him.. heheheh... I am really committed with him... he's such a sweet heart.

Damn, I'm so jealous <bitchy girly face>

Maybe I'll meet the man of my dreams.

As I said in another thread; We boink like horny otters. :)

My wife and I have a very healthy and active sex life. And inventive. It's amazing what you can do with a simple can of spray cheez. :D

I got into a one on one relationship a few months ago, and it was great at first, we had sex all the time. While I knewthat "all the time" would not last, I did not know that it would turn into never. I have expressed a desire to fix this situation, and am not getting anywhere. I am still in love and want to make it work, but am getting frustrated!

So how's your sex life? :fluffle:
Your going about it all wrong man. Don't go after her just for the sex. That's why it not working for you. You have to go after cause you want her, not the sex. The sex is an afterthought to the relationship.

Your going about it all wrong man. Don't go after her just for the sex. That's why it not working for you. You have to go after cause you want her, not the sex. The sex is an afterthought to the relationship.

Ya.. if he is only going for the sex.. it is just lust.. and it won't last..

As I said in another thread; We boink like horny otters. :)

My wife and I have a very healthy and active sex life. And inventive. It's amazing what you can do with a simple can of spray cheez. :D

Come on babe, where are the whips, the Karma Sutra :-P

Gotta freak those christians out somehow :)

I'm my own sex partner.

:(

My sex life:

Non-existant. :(

Haven't even had a girlfriend yet, to be honest. :eek:

Come on babe, where are the whips, the Karma Sutra :-P

Gotta freak those christians out somehow :)

lol.

lol.

I have a feeling that Jesus's crucifixtion was an S&M party that went extremely wrong - someone goes for whips, then someone with chains, then someone with eletrodes on the testicals, then suddenly there is a giant leap to crucifixtion - when will these people ever learn ;)

My sex life is stagnant right now. I dive into NationStates to distract myself from that.

I have a feeling that Jesus's crucifixtion was an S&M party that went extremely wrong - someone goes for whips, then someone with chains, then someone with eletrodes on the testicals, then suddenly there is a giant leap to crucifixtion - when will these people ever learn ;)

That would have to be THE strangest thing I've ever read.

As I said in another thread; We boink like horny otters. :)

My wife and I have a very healthy and active sex life. And inventive. It's amazing what you can do with a simple can of spray cheez. :D

Do I know you?

I'm married and pretty much find the same gratifying sex that LG mentioned, but without the aerosol cheese.

My fiance and I got some good action lately.
though for all the kids out there, follow my lead in this chant:
"NO BABIES"

My fiance and I got some good action lately.
though for all the kids out there, follow my lead in this chant:
"NO BABIES"


Yeah-just wait till friends have a baby and she holds it-or even gets a whiff of it. Next thing you know, you're painting rooms and sitting in OB/GYN offices reading "New Mom" magazine..

My fiance and I got some good action lately.
though for all the kids out there, follow my lead in this chant:
"NO BABIES"
Praise be to Allahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Protect me from the ravages of a parental role, but allow me to sleep unprotected with out birth control with anything that moves and has girl parts.(edit) Only girl parts. Oh yeah, could you keep me clean to.

I'm married and pretty much find the same gratifying sex that LG mentioned, but without the aerosol cheese.

lol.

They don't have aerosol cheese here, mind. :p

Only in America...

Currently I'm going through a self-imposed dry spell... Biggest reason being that I have a certain girl in mind to have sex with, and am not interested in having sex with anyone else...

lol.

They don't have aerosol cheese here, mind. :p

Only in America...I don't really mind not having any sprayable cheese... :D

My relationship with my lady started off physically about 5 years ago. Just like the thread starter we had sex all the time. About a year or so later my lady got an IUD and we started having sex even more since we did not have to prepare for it like before and could be totally spontaneous. Even to this day we still have sex, alot, when we get the chance to be together outside of work and family. So, I feel for you guys not getting enough but feel very happy about that which I get, because for everyday I am with my lady she becomes more beautiful and sexually appealing. We have always talked about the day that was going to come when sex would get infrequent by choice, but happily that day does not appear anywhere on the horizon at the moment. :fluffle:

*<}:o) H-D

I ain fat or ugly or anything, in fact im a firefighter, but the reason im not getting any is cos averyone nows that im a lil bit quirky, i cant change this, an need some love an not a shag but, thas somthing to remember if you think your fat or that you got big ears or sumthing, being odd is far more unatractive than being ugly, even if your odd and a realy nice person(if not a lil big headed)

but its a curse for me if you got a reputation, girls tend to say hes nice but dont do it cos hes wierd, an they say lets jus be freinds an we are too bit of a repetative pattern tho, at least now ive got wierd status an can do anything i like without surprisin any one, thas why im going to the moon. BYEEEEEEE

I don't really mind not having any sprayable cheese... :D

Trust me, its very existence gives me the creeps. Its not really cheese-its a "cheese food". And food that sprays?

I did have an idea for "Meat Whiz" years ago-aerosol meat products... Would be a top seller in Walmart...

My relationship with my lady started off physically about 5 years ago. Just like the thread starter we had sex all the time. About a year or so later my lady got an IUD and we started having sex even more since we did not have to prepare for it like before and could be totally spontaneous. Even to this day we still have sex, alot, when we get the chance to be together outside of work and family. So, I feel for you guys not getting enough but feel very happy about that which I get, because for everyday I am with my lady she becomes more beautiful and sexually appealing. We have always talked about the day that was going to come when sex would get infrequent by choice, but happily that day does not appear anywhere on the horizon at the moment. :fluffle:

*<}:o) H-D

Yeah. Thanks for making us feel better.

:(

Kidding. Good to know. Hopefully I'll get a gf one of these days...

and im going to the moon on a motorbike

Trust me, its very existence gives me the creeps. Its not really cheese-its a "cheese food". And food that sprays?

I did have an idea for "Meat Whiz" years ago-aerosol meat products... Would be a top seller in Walmart...It's not really the spray part that cheeses me off (Ha! I make me laugh :D )

I heard a scary statistic, 15 percent of men never have a stable relation ship

Nothing atm. Am wracked with lust for someone.

I heard a scary statistic, 15 percent of men never have a stable relation ship

I am certainly part of that statistic thus far in my life.

I am certainly part of that statistic thus far in my life.Why? What would be the definition of "stable" in this case?

Why? What would be the definition of "stable" in this case?

I don't know. None of my relationships have seemed to me to be "stable" for any extended period of time. Perhaps, by another definition, I've had a stable relationship.

stable as in over six monthes without sleeping wid anyone else, or...with no love n cuddles

I don't know. None of my relationships have seemed to me to be "stable" for any extended period of time. Perhaps, by another definition, I've had a stable relationship.

None of my relationships (all two) have lasted longer than a week. I win.

stable as in over six monthes without sleeping wid anyone else, or...with no love n cuddlesThen I guess my two longest ones just barely miss the definition...

None of my relationships (all two) have lasted longer than a week. I win.You know, this isn't some kind of competition you want to win.

None of my relationships (all two) have lasted longer than a week. I win.

Hooray, Kanabia! You win most dysfunctional lover! Here's your certificate!

http://us.st5.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/demotivators_1856_6726982

stable as in over six monthes without sleeping wid anyone else, or...with no love n cuddles

Six months without either person sleeping with anyone else, or just me?

Hooray, Kanabia! You win most dysfunctional lover! Here's your certificate!

http://us.st5.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/demotivators_1856_6726982

Awesome!

That goes next to the "Most likely to end up in jail" award I got at my high-school formal.

Remember, pre-emptive sex is much better than make-up sex!!!

Awesome!

That goes next to the "Most likely to end up in jail" award I got at my high-school formal.

And have you? :p

Awesome!

That goes next to the "Most likely to end up in jail" award I got at my high-school formal.He probably got that from dispair.com. I've always liked the "Remember, your an individual. Just like everybody else..." most...:D

How do you pick up women if youve been single and anti social for too long? you have no social skills left and they think your a syphco?

all four reletion shops havnt lasted more than a day, mabie when its light an there sober they can read my "i dont like people forhead tatto"

And have you? :p

Not yet, and i'm doing my best to avoid it :p

He probably got that from dispair.com. I've always liked the "Remember, your an individual. Just like everybody else..." most...:D

Well, it does say despair.com right underneath it....:p

Was in a cafe in downtown helsinki last tuesday when I realised standing there that there were no tables left...
Hey, you're still around :)
I've been away few weeks, haven't checked tg's or anything. You're doing just fine, I see... ;)

Well, it does say despair.com right underneath it....:pMeh, I going to abuse my German heritage now. I'm German, sue me you american pig-dog! :D

Six months without either person sleeping with anyone else, or just me?
ouch!

ouch!

Well, I personally have gone more than six months in a relationship without cheating. I cannot, however, say the same for the girls I was with in said relationships.

two years no sex an im twenty one today an im fit n healthy, just a bit wierd

Meh, I going to abuse my German heritage now. I'm German, sue me you american pig-dog! :D

Okay, see you in court!

At the moment I do not have a real sex life, because I am not in a relationship (have not been for about 3 month) and the most interesting thing outside this relationship was dancing (but "at least" very erotically) with a Jamaican girl (someone who saw it said to my ex: "Your ex had sex on the dancefloor." But for about 3 weeks now I did not even flirt with a girl. Last thing was kissing someone.

Well, I personally have gone more than six months in a relationship without cheating. I cannot, however, say the same for the girls I was with in said relationships.
And that's why I ouched.

Yes.

I am in a relationship, but he lives on the other side of the world so in November it will be a year and 5 months, Good thing I will get to keep him for 3 months we will need just that long to catch up :D

SIGH....!!!! The only sex I get is with Ms Thumb and her 4 lovely daughters... wonder if there is any truth about going blind coz my eyesight is definitely getting worse. :D

I am in a relationship, but he lives on the other side of the world I take it that means you currently have no sex life either? :p

I have a sex life, and it's ok, but it's nothing compared to how much action I was getting right before I met my ex. He was my first (and last) boyfriend, and the relationship ended up being pretty traumatic (and sex-free). Now, post-boy, I'm getting it even less than I was when I was with him. :(
I think he gave me sexual dysfunction. :eek:

SIGH....!!!! The only sex I get is with Ms Thumb and her 4 lovely daughters... wonder if there is any truth about going blind coz my eyesight is definitely getting worse. :DJust remember to be kind to blind people. They deserve your respect since they followed through with it :D

Anyone else think this weekend was a good weekend for sex?? It seemed that way for me and a few other people I know. We were all talking about it.

People seem to be doing better for sex than i am, how old do you think people have to be until they start making their own judgements of guys without listening to t.v. media freinds their popularity etc?

Anyone else think this weekend was a good weekend for sex?? It seemed that way for me and a few other people I know. We were all talking about it.
Oh yes. Worked every day. Stayed home and watched bad (and one good) movies while my other half was partying in another town. Well there were few sex scenes in those movies...

I take it that means you currently have no sex life either? :p

nope I am celibate til November... *grins* then gonna shag like bunnies on crack:p

nope I am celibate til November... *grins* then gonna shag like bunnies on crack:p
:eek: :fluffle:

Anyone else think this weekend was a good weekend for sex?? It seemed that way for me and a few other people I know. We were all talking about it.Oh, yeah.
It's Monday. That took me a second.
The last few days, I have been extremely active in the sport of solo-sex. Does that count?

:eek: :fluffle:


Teehee Like you arn't gonna enjoy having to stay in bed :p

Oh, yeah. It's Monday. That took me a second. The last few days, I have been extremely active in the sport of solo-sex. Does that count?

I don't know; does the fact I've been daydreaming about/remembering really good sex count?

Teehee Like you arn't gonna enjoy having to stay in bed :p
STAY in bed?, after the first two days i will not be able to walk

STAY in bed?, after the first two days i will not be able to walk

Like that is a bad thing? <_<
>_>

:D

Like that is a bad thing? <_<
>_>

:D
:D

:D

Get a room, you guys :p

Oh we plan on it..lol mmm room service :p

I don't know; does the fact I've been daydreaming about/remembering really good sex count?I don't think so. Does the fact that I was imagining really great sex count?

I don't think so. Does the fact that I was imagining really great sex count?

Probably not

STAY in bed?, after the first two days i will not be able to walkmmmmmmm...
>Homer Simpson voice< Not being able to walk...
Lucky bastard. :p

Probably notYeah...
Yeah.
I didn't think so. :( Besides, if it did count, then that'd make it really hard on people trying to remain celibate.

Oh we plan on it..lol mmm room service :p

heh, room service.

when you have been married as long as i have (31 yrs) ur just glad to get it when you can and that`s not often :rolleyes:

Twenty years old and have been in a relationship for over a year. We've had sex twice in the last two months. We started all over the place, but now... Well. The average is once a month - is that. This month is looking like a "not this month" month. Now into our fourth month or so of lackluster sexual living and I'm starting to grow pretty weary of the relationship for this, and many other reasons. Perhaps the end is a-comin'?

=/

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

:fluffle:
Call your local porn store for toys today!!!
:fluffle:

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Group sex anyone?

Sex is good!!!!

indeed.

indeed.


INDEED!

*sighs* 5,000+ miles away from my fiancee till mid-December, and then only able to see her for a month.

The lovemaking is good, yeah, but I'd give anything just to sleep with her in my arms again.

*sighs* 5,000+ miles away from my fiancee till mid-December, and then only able to see her for a month.

The lovemaking is good, yeah, but I'd give anything just to sleep with her in my arms again.

Lying facing each other, or spooning?

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

HEHEHE!!!!!!

....I'd give anything just to sleep with her in my arms again.

Sweet :)

i had sex like a week ago in a waffle house bathroom. it was good. ive had my fair amount of play, but its nothing to let control you.

i had sex like a week ago in a waffle house bathroom. it was good. ive had my fair amount of play, but its nothing to let control you.

In a what????

Great name, btw ;)

Lying facing each other, or spooning?
Well, in all honesty it starts with me holding her then her sleeping on my back (keeps her warm and she has an excellent chance to steal my pillow which always goes missing before morning).

About once a week, though when I get my driver's license (and a car) it will be more often.

:fluffle:
Call your local porn store for toys today!!!
:fluffle:

Meh. Hardly a replacement for the real thing.

I'd like to see the gender makeup of the participants of this thread. :)

The lovemaking is good, yeah, but I'd give anything just to sleep with her in my arms again.Yeah, that's the part I missed most about my ex... :(

I'd like to see the gender makeup of the participants of this thread. :)I'll guarantee most of the ones that complain about not having one will be male :D

No. I have to wait till I'm married.

No. I have to wait till I'm married.

Oooh, hello sweetie :)

And, on the subject of gender, I'm a girl who's not getting any & i'm v.frustrated! Tho I could be if I wanted to so I guess it doesn't really count

Oooh, hello sweetie :)

And, on the subject of gender, I'm a girl who's not getting any & i'm v.frustrated! Tho I could be if I wanted to so I guess it doesn't really count

Yeah, that really doesn't count. I suppose if I tried harder, I could probably get some, but that would involve actually going out on weekends with the intention of finding some action. I'm in a phase right now where I much prefer to go out with my buddies on the weekends and if the ass comes to me, then so be it. But I don't care much to go searching for it. Does that make any sense?

I have been married for 7 years and since about 6 months in it has been almost non-existant! I think that last October rings a bell, but don't quote me on that. Exciting hey? :(

Also, I am female. Fancy marrying a man who doesn't like sex! :confused:

Yeah, that really doesn't count. I suppose if I tried harder, I could probably get some, but that would involve actually going out on weekends with the intention of finding some action. I'm in a phase right now where I much prefer to go out with my buddies on the weekends and if the ass comes to me, then so be it. But I don't care much to go searching for it. Does that make any sense?

Does to me :)

I, as previously stated, am wracked with lust for someone, so that kinda makes anyone else on the scene a lot less appealing. But, even if I had never met said guy, there are people who are into me that I'm just never going to be into in return.

Hmmm...does that make sense?

Guys above, you need to include a few chicks with the group. That's my buddies and I used to do. It gets weird after awhile, but then you find new girls.

No. I have to wait till I'm married.How come? Will you spontaneously combust if you don't? :D

Also, I am female. Fancy marrying a man who doesn't like sex! :confused:Is he gay? (I know that may sound offensive on the surface, but I don't mean it to be. That type of thing does happen from time to time, sadly.)

Guys above, you need to include a few chicks with the group. That's my buddies and I used to do. It gets weird after awhile, but then you find new girls.

Was that partly directed at me? :?

Was that partly directed at me? :?

Not as much as towards your quotee.

Oooh, hello sweetie :)

And, on the subject of gender, I'm a girl who's not getting any & i'm v.frustrated! Tho I could be if I wanted to so I guess it doesn't really countWeren't you the one that said something about having had some a week ago and were still smiling? Or am I mixing things up? :confused:

Weren't you the one that said something about having had some a week ago and were still smiling? Or am I mixing things up? :confused:

I think I said something like that in a different thread

Oooh, hello sweetie :)

And, on the subject of gender, I'm a girl who's not getting any & i'm v.frustrated! Tho I could be if I wanted to so I guess it doesn't really count

Heh. :p

How come? Will you spontaneously combust if you don't? :D




How did you guess? :eek:

Heh. :p

*eyes DB suspiciously*

"Heh" what?

Weren't you the one that said something about having had some a week ago and were still smiling? Or am I mixing things up? :confused:

Well, that would be a week ago, now wouldn't it. I'd be frustrated after a week. :rolleyes:

*eyes DB suspiciously*

"Heh" what?

As if you really believe what you said about being able to have sex when you wanted to. :D

As if you really believe what you said about being able to have sex when you wanted to. :D

Go away, pest! :p

Well, that would be a week ago, now wouldn't it. I'd be frustrated after a week. :rolleyes:Hehe. Yeah, my definition of "not having a sex life" would be a bit longer than that... :D

Hehe. Yeah, my definition of "not having a sex life" would be a bit longer than that... :D

I'm sorry for that, I definately get crazy after a few days. But my g/f is worse: damn woman I not a machine!!!!

I got into a one on one relationship a few months ago, and it was great at first, we had sex all the time. While I knewthat "all the time" would not last, I did not know that it would turn into never. I have expressed a desire to fix this situation, and am not getting anywhere. I am still in love and want to make it work, but am getting frustrated!

So how's your sex life? :fluffle:

Oh my. I thought my relationship was unique in this. Hmm.

Go away, pest! :p
:D :D

:D :D

You have a TM, anyway

And, dragging this back on topic, if I'm in a relationship I certainly would get a little crazy if I didn't get any for a few days. But, as I'm currently single, I'm conditioned to it not happening...bar my glorious holiday fling ;)

*goes all dreamy*

I'm sorry for that, I definately get crazy after a few days. But my g/f is worse: damn woman I not a machine!!!!The most annoying thing about my situation is that, while my sex drive is up, I have absolutely no interest in any of the girls around me :(

The most annoying thing about my situation is that, while my sex drive is up, I have absolutely no interest in any of the girls around me :(

They ain't ugly, are they??
You might have to suck it up and enjoy the hour while it lasts, or if you aren't make it half an hour.

So how's your sex life? :fluffle:


*Huge grin

I am EXTREMELY happy with my sex life thank you very much.....I am with a fantastic man and we love each other...the rest follows easily and ummmmm frequently.....

I got into a one on one relationship a few months ago, and it was great at first, we had sex all the time. While I knewthat "all the time" would not last, I did not know that it would turn into never. I have expressed a desire to fix this situation, and am not getting anywhere. I am still in love and want to make it work, but am getting frustrated!

So how's your sex life? :fluffle:
If you're only after sex, chances are your g/f has put the brakes on because she wants more out of the relationship.

Film at eleven. :)

They ain't ugly, are they??
You might have to suck it up and enjoy the hour while it lasts, or if you aren't make it half an hour.I'm not picky when it comes to looks. There's no inclination to start anything with any girls I know. For some reason, I just can't imagine it and that really bites.

I'm not picky when it comes to looks. There's no inclination to start anything with any girls I know. For some reason, I just can't imagine it and that really bites.

:( That sucks

I got into a one on one relationship a few months ago, and it was great at first, we had sex all the time. While I knewthat "all the time" would not last, I did not know that it would turn into never. I have expressed a desire to fix this situation, and am not getting anywhere. I am still in love and want to make it work, but am getting frustrated!

So how's your sex life? :fluffle:
I come online to escape that question.

Yah, me and my fiance have one.. once I get married is a different thing I'm sure, but for now, yes I do.

I have a very strange sex life lately, mainly because I'm a screwed up dude who attracts screwed up girls.

I should clarify that it's not the sex that's strange, it's the circumstances.

I'm not picky when it comes to looks. There's no inclination to start anything with any girls I know. For some reason, I just can't imagine it and that really bites.

Ehh, suck it up and take one for the team.

Eighteen and a half years and counting without a sex life. *Cough* Virgin. *Cough* :rolleyes:
I thought I would, you know, shake things up a bit on the board.

Eighteen and a half years and counting without a sex life. *Cough* Virgin. *Cough* :rolleyes:
I thought I would, you know, shake things up a bit on the board.

Well we want to know your take on your virginity. Are you proud, sad, glad, or what?

Eighteen and a half years and counting without a sex life. *Cough* Virgin. *Cough* :rolleyes:
I thought I would, you know, shake things up a bit on the board.
So am I. Buuuuuut, I'm just 14. :p

Eighteen and a half years and counting without a sex life. *Cough* Virgin. *Cough* :rolleyes:
I thought I would, you know, shake things up a bit on the board.It could be worse, you could be dead.

(Actually, virgins of your age aren't that uncommon on NationStates.)

Hmmm, sex life... well, it exists but can be rather sporadic as my boyfriend works full time so we only get to see each other at the weekends, when there are parents/siblings around. However, when we were on holiday it was prettymuch every night for 2 weeks.
This weekend we're going to London for my 18th birthday, and the weekend after that we'll be staying in a tent together with no adults present for 4 nights.

Basically... when we get the opportunity, we use it :D

All those that realize that sex is something that takes work. When you're single and when your in a committed relationship... But for those that say its too difficult,... come on. Unplug a little, get your fat and skinny asses to the gym so that you look good for the opposite (and same) sex.

Start playing for the team guys and girls,....

Sex,.. shouldn't be a weekly, monthly, yearly, or semi annual affair,... it should be a healthy expression every fucking day. I don't care if its a sport fuck, if its making love, rutting, having sex,... whatever. It should be at least every day, the less you get the worse off you will be.

X

Well we want to know your take on your virginity. Are you proud, sad, glad, or what?

Eh, I'd like some...And I'm not proud, sad or glad. Just picky and horny.


So am I. Buuuuuut, I'm just 14.

Uh yeah...4 years.


(Actually, virgins of your age aren't that uncommon on NationStates.)

Are you saying that all of us NS teens are un-do-able?

Perhaps a better question would be, Do I have a life?...

Uh yeah...4 years.
Yeah... 4 years.

It could be worse, you could be dead.

(Actually, virgins of your age aren't that uncommon on NationStates.)

And among males not that uncommon in general I think. We had a lot of guy in our class (when I left school we were as we mostly still are about 19), who never had a girlfriend or sex. Of course I do not exactly know, but I guess 25% did not.

Sex,.. shouldn't be a weekly, monthly, yearly, or semi annual affair,... it should be a healthy expression every fucking day. I don't care if its a sport fuck, if its making love, rutting, having sex,... whatever. It should be at least every day, the less you get the worse off you will be.
X

As far as I have heard twice a week is most healthy. And daily? If you see your gf/bf every day... ok. But otherwise? A different boy/girl every day? Wow!

Sex life?
ME?
:p

I don't want a sex life. I - ohshit, I'm starting to sound like the asexuals that frequent this board. *shuts up*

In every relationship Ive had the sex has never died down. My current relationship is still going strong (3-4 xs a wk) after 2.5 yrs and my previous relationship which lasted for 3 yrs was about the same.

I think the difference might be that I (the female) can't get enough. Not that the sex isn't fulfilling, just that the "need" is there again full strength the next day. In fact he's the one who usually has "the headache".... :p

3 or 4 times a week? wow...I am looking at 3 or 4 times a day at weekends...must be a luckier girl than I figured...I also have to admit to being on the wrong side of 30..so maybe thats the thing....you need maturity to get really good sex....and I dont mean that wham bam thank you m'am rush of teenage sex, i mean long loving and meaningfull rock your world can't move or speak afterwards dry mouthed kind of sex.

I'm to ugly to have a sex life. :p lol

I'm to ugly to have a sex life. :p lol

:fluffle:

I'm to ugly to have a sex life. :p lolNo one is too ugly. Being too poor or having firm moral beliefs is an excuse, but being ugly isn't really. :p

The most annoying thing about my situation is that, while my sex drive is up, I have absolutely no interest in any of the girls around me :(

I hear that. Not at this moment, but at times in the not so far gone past.
:confused: :fluffle: :eek: :confused:

I suppose if I tried harder, I could probably get some, but that would involve actually going out on weekends with the intention of finding some action. I'm in a phase right now where I much prefer to go out with my buddies on the weekends and if the ass comes to me, then so be it. But I don't care much to go searching for it. Does that make any sense?

It makes perfect sense...it sums me almost completely. :)

Meh. Hardly a replacement for the real thing.

That depends on how much work you actually want to do. Sometimes, it is alot, sometimes, I just want mine. :fluffle:

I'm not picky when it comes to looks. There's no inclination to start anything with any girls I know. For some reason, I just can't imagine it and that really bites.

Get her to give it a tug, then I bet you forget about not being able to picture it.

Are you saying that all of us NS teens are un-do-able?

Why else would you be here?

Get her to give it a tug, then I bet you forget about not being able to picture it.I've gotten a neck massage and did some close dancing with two separate girls and neither managed to spark any desire to get laid by them.

I've gotten a neck massage and did some close dancing with two separate girls and neither managed to spark any desire to get laid by them.
Right, but try those exact same things naked with a couple of shots in ya.
:fluffle: :rolleyes: :fluffle:

Right, but try those exact same things naked with a couple of shots in yaHehe. Medication prevented the consumption of alcohol. I haven't had a drop since I turned 21...

My "sex life" has been non-existant for 17 loooooong years..........going on to 18 years in a week.....I think I'm gonna go drown my sorrows in a round of BF2.

3 or 4 times a week? wow...I am looking at 3 or 4 times a day at weekends...must be a luckier girl than I figured...I also have to admit to being on the wrong side of 30..so maybe thats the thing....you need maturity to get really good sex....and I dont mean that wham bam thank you m'am rush of teenage sex, i mean long loving and meaningfull rock your world can't move or speak afterwards dry mouthed kind of sex.
Yeah, what you said. Except i get none atm. Sex gets better with age.

Why else would you be here?

Ouch man, OUCH. :headbang:

So what about others here that have sex lives?

My "sex life" has been non-existant for 17 loooooong years..........going on to 18 years in a week.....I think I'm gonna go drown my sorrows in a round of BF2.

Hey, look another one like me! :eek:

Yes.

No one is too ugly. Being too poor or having firm moral beliefs is an excuse, but being ugly isn't really. :p
Try me. look up my pic in the pic thread, and you'll run away in terror, horrified by my girl-repelling ugliness. :p lol

Try me. look up my pic in the pic thread, and you'll run away in terror, horrified by my girl-repelling ugliness. :p lol

That's so not true!

Lets just say: political analyst/scientist, The Financial Times, work 7 days a week, and need to look after my sister

Yeah, what you said. Except i get none atm. Sex gets better with age.
AMEN! :D

I will have a sex life as soon as the guy I like moves out of his 6 person household.
...
And, uh... asks me out.
Or vetoes his rejection from when I asked him out
...
Hey, it might happen!
...
Oh god, I'm going to die alone, aren't I?
All allloooooone
With my sixty cats
And a ferret
Eeeeeeferret!
...
Now, what was I saying?

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I will have a sex life as soon as the guy I like moves out of his 6 person household.
...
And, uh... asks me out.
Or vetoes his rejection from when I asked him out
...
Hey, it might happen!
...
Oh god, I'm going to die alone, aren't I?
All allloooooone
With my sixty cats
And a ferret
Eeeeeeferret!
...
Now, what was I saying?

*poke*

Yeah, what you said. Except i get none atm. Sex gets better with age.
Age or experience ;) ;)

I will have a sex life as soon as the guy I like moves out of his 6 person household.
...
And, uh... asks me out.
Or vetoes his rejection from when I asked him out
...
Hey, it might happen!
...
Oh god, I'm going to die alone, aren't I?
All allloooooone
With my sixty cats
And a ferret
Eeeeeeferret!
...
Now, what was I saying?

Did you used/still have a thing with Brennan/Forrest?

Age or experience ;) ;)
Hopefully, both! :)

Hopefully, both! :)
:) :D :eek: :p

I just went through four of the five steps of talking about sex

After my last experience with someone of the opposite sex, I'm taking a well deserved break of getting mixed up with any of it. Although I wasn't really getting any to begin with :p

After my last experience with someone of the opposite sex, I'm taking a well deserved break of getting mixed up with any of it. Although I wasn't really getting any to begin with :p

That bad, huh?

Try me. look up my pic in the pic thread, and you'll run away in terror, horrified by my girl-repelling ugliness. :p lol
This was what I was hinting at:
Prostitution. This was why I implied wealth and moral values as being the decisive factor. Trust me, put on a suit and walk in certain parts of town and the girls will come flocking... in a sense...

yes i have a sex life, but when i go to university next month, my girlfreinds got another year to wait, so i dunno what will happen then.

After my last experience with someone of the opposite sex, I'm taking a well deserved break of getting mixed up with any of it. Although I wasn't really getting any to begin with :pIt could be worse, you could be dead...

It could be worse, you could be dead...

Altho, apparently, if you were Sean Connery even then you'd be getting it!

Altho, apparently, if you were Sean Connery even then you'd be getting it!Ach, my problem right now is that although I want to get laid, there's no one out there that I'd want to with. Well, two people, but I never want to talk to one of them and the other is in Brazil.

Ach, my problem right now is that although I want to get laid, there's no one out there that I'd want to with. Well, two people, but I never want to talk to one of them and the other is in Brazil.

Brazil? How'd that happen?

Ach, my problem right now is that although I want to get laid, there's no one out there that I'd want to with. Well, two people, but I never want to talk to one of them and the other is in Brazil.

Sounds familiar. Tho I can only think of one person. And he's in Kos

Brazil? How'd that happen?She's on her semester abroad.

Sex is banned here. How do you do it?

She's on her semester abroad.

One semester ain't too bad, I had a year and a half away from my very significant other.

Me and Lina, my gf, have been together for 18 months and we still do it 2-4 times a day. I'm so blessed I finally met a girl that is as horny and naughty as I am! :D
And she likes the cuffs and the whip as well, we both like to try out new stuff ;)

Me and Lina, my gf, have been together for 18 months and we still do it 2-4 times a day. I'm so blessed I finally met a girl that is as horny and naughty as I am! :D
And she likes the cuffs and the whip as well, we both like to try out new stuff ;)

2-4 times you say? If my gf would have it her way, and I was a machine, it would probably be every hour on the 12 minute mark. Well maybe the 13 minute mark. She finally has excepted that I am human. I thought I was gonna die. :eek:

One semester ain't too bad, I had a year and a half away from my very significant other.I wouldn't be gettin' any from her even if she was here, so it doesn't matter really.

I wouldn't be gettin' any from her even if she was here, so it doesn't matter really.

Dream girl or reality girl? AKA does she know you like her?

Sex is banned here. How do you do it?

Iranian or American?

i've got with this old friend the last 3 weekends in a row, great sex and even just great spending time 2gether. we arn't "offically" together, however that is decided, but i'm going to NewZealand in a week for about 5 weeks and won't see her in all that time?
recon she's gonna try get some while i'm gone?
and should i get with a girl if the opportunity comes up?
hard choices... i need 2 talk 2 her b4 i go get it figured out
anyways at least it's good sex

Iranian or American?

Have you seen American teen pregnancy rates? Clearly sex is not banned here.

i've got with this old friend the last 3 weekends in a row, great sex and even just great spending time 2gether. we arn't "offically" together, however that is decided, but i'm going to NewZealand in a week for about 5 weeks and won't see her in all that time?
recon she's gonna try get some while i'm gone?
and should i get with a girl if the opportunity comes up?
hard choices... i need 2 talk 2 her b4 i go get it figured out
anyways at least it's good sex

Assume yes and yes. Flings are flings. You'll be back in 5 weeks. Just tell her to be there when you get home and that anything else she does won't affect the relationship between you two.

Have you seen American teen pregnancy rates? Clearly sex is not banned here.
But sex education is? Honestly, I was horrified when I saw the stats.

But sex education is? Honestly, I was horrified when I saw the stats.

Don't ask me. I'm from Massachusetts.

Don't ask me. I'm from Massachusetts.
And you haven't been pregnant.

Dream girl or reality girl? AKA does she know you like her?I've discovered that I've been annoying her, despite her subtle attempts at deceiving me.

2-4 times you say? If my gf would have it her way, and I was a machine, it would probably be every hour on the 12 minute mark. Well maybe the 13 minute mark. She finally has excepted that I am human. I thought I was gonna die. :eek:

Well...but it'd be a really nice way to go, don't you agree? And you'd get a really nice spot in the newspaper. Think of it! "Young man killed by too much sex". Just out of curiosity, how often did she want to do it?

I'm a virgin but I'm 15 so I think it's allowed :cool:
Me and a friend were going to help eachother out with it (he was like 19 and still a virgin so he was pretty desperate) but the age difference became a problem as we moved into relationship territory and I am now further from getting rid of this pesky virginity than I have been in years *sigh*

I'm a virgin but I'm 15 so I think it's allowed :cool:
Me and a friend were going to help eachother out with it (he was like 19 and still a virgin so he was pretty desperate) but the age difference became a problem as we moved into relationship territory and I am now further from getting rid of this pesky virginity than I have been in years *sigh*

Hell, I was a virgin till I was 19 as well. No biggie for me though, and seeing as I've done some pretty strong "catching up" on those lost years I'm fairly satisfied nowadays :)
Then again, I just can't get enough of sex. And it's good work out to!

But seriously, I hear that "I'm 15-19, still virgin and getting depserate" from others quite often. What's the big rush? Ones first time _Should_ be a special thing, not something done just because. My first time was with an experienced girl (who also became my first gf) and it will be one of my fondest memories for my entire life. Not because the sexual act itself was superior but because we were so very special to each other. The intensity of that hour, when I learned and experienced so many new things with a tender and loving partner, will never be reproduced with anyone else ever again. That doesn't mean that I don't have extremely nice sex or don't love a girl with all of my heart anymore, because I do, but it's like....like...when you taste a new dish and you decide that it's the best dish you've ever eaten. The next time you eat it again it will still be wonderful, but it will never beat that first time when you had your first bite. A bad example but I really just can't explain it better :)

But seriously, I hear that "I'm 15-19, still virgin and getting depserate" from others quite often. What's the big rush?Don't tell me you've forgotten what that's like. :p

Don't tell me you've forgotten what that's like. :p

The call of the mystery of the cosmos. I almost forget every nowandagain.

My first time was appalling!

My first time was appalling!

It typically is for girls/women. So I've heard.

My first time was appalling!I'm male and I concur. Well, not appalling, but I didn't cum.

Don't tell me you've forgotten what that's like. :p

Okay, okay...damnit :D
But I was a wierdo actually. I always hanged out with my friends at a local club where we played wh40k, epic, axis and allies and stuff like that. "Girls" was a strange word for me and I really didn't notice them till I was 18. I was too deep down i my games :p
Besides, jerking off to porn or using my own imagination works just fine for me. It can keep me going for months :D

I'm male and I concur. Well, not appalling, but I didn't cum.

I didn't get off my first time either. When I was putting the condom on I was a little clumsy (hands shaking as I was looking forward to finally understand the great mystery of life and all that) so I slipped and hurt my balls. It hurt like hell but when my balls calmed down we both had a good laugh and it was all good. I didn't even feel sorry for not getting off since we had a very long foreplay :p
Then I walked her home early in the morning when the sun was just getting up and the birds were chirping :D

Sex is banned here. How do you do it?

Just Google sex and you will find out.

*<}:o) H-D

I'm male and I concur. Well, not appalling, but I didn't cum.

*shock*

My first time was with you???

*shock*

:p

*shock*

My first time was with you???

*shock*

:pYou wish :D
Nah, the girl that was my first was rather experienced.

You wish :D
Nah, the girl that was my first was rather experienced.

Eh, an 'experienced girl' could get a guy off.

Eh, an 'experienced girl' could get a guy off.She's experienced, just not with me. She was completely incapable of getting me off, unless I did the work... Not that I minded. It just didn't work the first time.

Kudos to the precursers, this 'I'm 15/16/17 and still a virgin' stuff is thinkin the wrong way.

I feel your pain brothers, 22 and didn't 'lose' my virginity til I was just passed 21, and I'm not gonna claim it should be 'special' or 'perfect' or any of that hollywood stuff, but at the same time, virginity is not something to be lost, it's something to be given, a slight but important distinction.
You find someone you care about (yeah, easier said than done, I know, believe me, but I assure you it's possible) and you go at your own pace.

Don't rush to conclude the pubescent dream and mess up something that could be really great at both a physical and emotional level.

Oh, and to answer the question the thread asks, it's alright I suppose. Single for 'bout 6 months, don't necessarily go looking for sex, prefer a beer or two with my mates, but it finds its way to me every 4 or 5 weeks. Not perfect but not an entirely uncomfortable situation either... no major complaints. :rolleyes:

If I had a sex life, I would not be God's Gift To Women. I'd be gutterslut like everyone else.

Oh wait, never mind. I'm not God's Gift To Women, I'm just the world's biggest loser.

:(

AlphaGeek and I would have a better sex life if the baby wasn't still nursing and waking up at night. Well and our toddler tends to have night terrors so sometimes I'm sprinting into his room in the wee hours to calm him down.

We can get creative, location-wise, but sometimes after we've cleaned up from dinner, given the baths, read the books, brushed the teeth, put on the pajamas, changed the baby's diaper, and finally tucked them both into bed we're just too tired. Well, he probably isn't but I am! I try though. It's better than it was just a few months ago, but we both wish things were back to normal.

If I had a sex life, I would not be God's Gift To Women. I'd be gutterslut like everyone else.

Oh wait, never mind. I'm not God's Gift To Women, I'm just the world's biggest loser.

:(
No you're not. Stop that! :P

No you're not. Stop that! :P
It's true.

If I had a sex life, I would not be God's Gift To Women. I'd be gutterslut like everyone else.

Oh wait, never mind. I'm not God's Gift To Women, I'm just the world's biggest loser.

:(

I suspect you might be a tad too pessimistic there :)
It took me grand 19 years till I got a sex life. And even then it came very suddenly and I certainly had not foreseen it! When you least expect it something good can hit you in the face (in a pleasent way I hope!). I know that's a cliché, but it's one of the few that actually is true. Besides, just because someone has had sex doesn't mean he/she is gods gift to anyone at all. I've had really good sex but also some pretty bad sex (sometimes depending on me, sometimes them and sometimes us both.). Once it was so awkward and..hm...ungood that I wished some huge flying object from outer space would crash through the roof and hit me in the head. One never "learns" how to have good sex with others. What might make one girl happy might make the next one kick you in the nuts.
Just hang in there and utilize every survuval trick there is. Like playboy channel, internet porn, vivid imagination and stuff :D


((About the "hang in there" thingie. Easier said than done, I know!))

It's always good in my opinion, sometimes I guess it would depend on the partner, granted I've had just the one, but it's still great with her

I got into a one on one relationship a few months ago, and it was great at first, we had sex all the time. While I knewthat "all the time" would not last, I did not know that it would turn into never. I have expressed a desire to fix this situation, and am not getting anywhere. I am still in love and want to make it work, but am getting frustrated!

So how's your sex life? :fluffle:


Sex life? Are you kidding? I'm married! :(

Sex life? Are you kidding? I'm married! :(

Don't say stuff like that, I plan on getting married in the future. Well..I did :D

My sex life was dead for about 6 months, but right now I'm sleeping with:

a) this girl who I started sleeping with while she was with her boyfriend and just broke up with him

and

b) this girl that lives in my building who is a total scumbag drug addict

I don't really feel that good about myself. One of these days I need to find a nice girl and settle down.

...no :(

I'm male and I concur. Well, not appalling, but I didn't cum.
Most guys either didn't cum, or came within a minute. I was the latter.

Me and my girlfriend are still in the Smurf sex part of the relationship.


1.) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

2.) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

3.) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

4.) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass eachother in the hallway and say, "F*ck you!"

5.) The fifth kind of sex is Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

That's so not true!
Did you forget that i'm only 5'2"?

I"m WAAAAAAAYYY to short, even for you, remember? ;)
This was what I was hinting at:
Prostitution. This was why I implied wealth and moral values as being the decisive factor. Trust me, put on a suit and walk in certain parts of town and the girls will come flocking... in a sense...
Hah! Even prostitutes run away from my ugliness! :p

Nice try. ;)

I'm happily married with two children, you do the math..:)

I'm an old-fashioned Italiano boy, so there is a waiting spell for me.

At the moment, I'm quite satisfied with my sex life. I've been with my wonderful boyfriend for almost 11 months now, and our sex life is healthy, inventive, and romantic. We used to have sex like 4-6 times a day (no joke), but it cooled off after about 2 months and is now at about once a night. The only problem at the moment is that we actually don't have a bed...we sleep on the floor (my bed is in a storage unit in another town)...so it can get very frustrating! :)

My sex life was great until I got into a long-term realtionship. I think serious reltionships should come with a lifetime sexual warranty.

"I the undersigned promise to bone (or be boned by) my partner _______ (filll in the blank) nightly for as long as I shall live (or until the end of the relationship)"

This should be in my wedding vows. It should be in everybody's wedding vows. Actually it should just be a contract in every long term relationship.

I jest... please don't preach to me about the seriousness of wedding vows or long-term relationships or contracts.

My sex life was great until I got into a long-term realtionship. I think serious reltionships should come with a lifetime sexual warranty.

"I the undersigned promise to bone (or be boned by) my partner _______ (filll in the blank) nightly for as long as I shall live (or until the end of the relationship)"

This should be in my wedding vows. It should be in everybody's wedding vows. Actually it should just be a contract in every long term relationship.

I jest... please don't preach to me about the seriousness of wedding vows or long-term relationships or contracts.
Yes! I second this!

My sex life's not good . . . it's great

Not daily. Maybe twice, or three times daily. :p nah, just whenever that feeling comes up . . . hehe. I've actually already had a good shirt ruined because of Ludwik. No, not that, she ripped it. She didn't just rip it, she tore the hell out of it just to get it off me, lmao. :D So cute when she's impatient!

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LOL!
Quagmire!
I love Family Guy!
Thank You! It was very appropriate. :D