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Studies show that the longer you sit on a forum and post, the more brain cells you lose, by the thousands each day. (more with other factors added in). Therefore I suggest by this the theory that a higher post count means more exposure to bad things and thus fewer brain cells than the non participating population.

I probly lose more playing rugby anyway

i was saying that... I mean telling you back in my state, that is town - the place that I live - children is learning that imports are usually from other countries

To be honest, I doubt it changes at all. Some people leave the forums just as dense as they were when they entered :p

Funny poll :D

American NFL helmets don't add that much more protection than rugby players get. Ah, so yes, there are a lot of other factors, but rarely do people get a chance to demonstrate the perceived effects of varying brain cell counts as they do on a forum.

hur hur hur... i posted! i am teh w1n!!!

:sniper: :mp5: :gundge: :sniper: :headbang: :headbang:

Therefore I suggest by this the theory that a higher post count means more exposure to bad things and thus fewer brain cells than the non participating population.

Does the fact that I retired my high-post count nation and started afresh mean I get a new brain?

Does the fact that I retired my high-post count nation and started afresh mean I get a new brain?
The study did not test this scenario. Maybe if they had another grant from the government they would have.

The study did not test this scenario. Maybe if they had another grant from the government they would have.

Sounds like a damn good way to spend my taxes. However I concede that my reasoning may just have been impaired by long-term exposure to NS General.

Studies show that the longer you sit on a forum and post, the more brain cells you lose, by the thousands each day. (more with other factors added in). Therefore I suggest by this the theory that a higher post count means more exposure to bad things and thus fewer brain cells than the non participating population.


Speaking of which, has anyone seen Mesatecala today? :D

Sounds like a damn good way to spend my taxes. However I concede that my reasoning may just have been impaired by long-term exposure to NS General.

Though the study's first purpose was to scare people away from a forum based lifestyle, I do believe their second purpose was to gain more money to prolong their current jobs. Such as we always suspect.

It's kinda like the inverse ninja squared law.
I shall dub it THE INVERSE POST SQUARED LAW
As followed:
(1/#post^2)x100=% #braincells

Speaking of which, has anyone seen Mesatecala today? :Dcareful. You don't want your very own Moderation thread, now do you? :D

Speaking of which, has anyone seen Mesatecala today? :D
He's been getting lax in shaving. Must be all that radia-ation.

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(NOTE: What you see above is me smashing my head into the keyboard)

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(NOTE: What you see above is me smashing my head into the keyboard)

Just two characters? You either have a very small and pointy head or a very large keyboard.

EDIT: test head to keyboard smash:

hjuyhjuy

Just two characters? You either have a very small and pointy head or a very large keyboard.

I don't think I was trying very hard. Lemme try again...

cv

(Sonofa...)

b

I only got one.

b

I only got one.

As long as no one manages to produce an actual word by smashing their head against the keyboard, I guess we aren't strictly falling foul of the dread 'No word games' rule.

People...we are smashing our heads into the keyboard...thereby proving that our inteligence decreases with each succesive post...

Are we certain this is for the best?

People...we are smashing our heads into the keyboard...thereby proving that our inteligence decreases with each succesive post...

Are we certain this is for the best?
*checks rest of forum*

Yeah, probably.

People...we are smashing our heads into the keyboard...thereby proving that our inteligence decreases with each succesive post...

Are we certain this is for the best?

But it feels so good when I stop!

* rimshot *

I thank you.

Brain cells decline inverse to increase in post count

Correct me if I'm wrong here but this means that our brain cells decline more and more slowly the more we post, no?

Studies show that the longer you sit on a forum and post, the more brain cells you lose, by the thousands each day. (more with other factors added in). Therefore I suggest by this the theory that a higher post count means more exposure to bad things and thus fewer brain cells than the non participating population.

Brain cells are weak. You put your shoes on wrong, and you lose brain cells. Bah! Who needs em?!?

Studies show that the longer you sit on a forum and post, the more brain cells you lose, by the thousands each day. (more with other factors added in). Therefore I suggest by this the theory that a higher post count means more exposure to bad things and thus fewer brain cells than the non participating population.

I gess dis is y I m sterteeng to fourget how to spell. =-/

Whatever. I'm still smarter than all of you. :p

*Has thousands of posts on many different forums*

If this is true, then I am screwed. :eek:

Whatever. I'm still smarter than all of you. :p

I wouldn't go so far as to say all; ;)

I wouldn't go so far as to say all; ;)

Well, at least smarter than the ones headbutting their keyboards....

Well, at least smarter than the ones headbutting their keyboards....

Dare you.

Anyhow, is it just me having a problem with the title of this thread saying the opposite to what the OP apparently meant to say?

Meh. I don't believe this stuff. I'd probably lose more brain cells from the occasional bumps I have.

Well, at least smarter than the ones headbutting their keyboards....

Very true. The only time I headbutt mine is when I pass out on it.

Very true. The only time I headbutt mine is when I pass out on it.

The origin of my nation name is fist-to-keyboard, which is kind of like head-to-keyboard, but less destructive.

The origin of my nation name is fist-to-keyboard, which is kind of like head-to-keyboard, but less destructive.

Cool, mine just comes from a name someone said my business would be called when I become Bill Gates biggest competitor in computer design. Comes from part of my last name.

Well, at least smarter than the ones headbutting their keyboards....
But it looked at me funny!

*POP*... *POPPOPPOPOP*... What was this thread about? Oh hey... look another topic to post on! BRB.

YAY I RITT A POSTE1!1 sdaffd

Studies show that the longer you sit on a forum and post, the more brain cells you lose, by the thousands each day. (more with other factors added in). Therefore I suggest by this the theory that a higher post count means more exposure to bad things and thus fewer brain cells than the non participating population.
Second only to those that make idiotic polls