NationStates Jolt Archive


They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Ancient Valyria
14-08-2005, 21:00
http://home.planet.nl/~beekv044/TheyreTakingTheHobbitsToIsengard.wmv
Swimmingpool
14-08-2005, 21:06
what a travesty
Dobbsworld
14-08-2005, 21:10
While I think it's funny, my significant other just got up and left the room in disgust...
Gymoor II The Return
14-08-2005, 21:13
I just jammed an ice pick in my ear.
Vernaher
14-08-2005, 21:14
I think I'm going to listen to this for the next hour or so. :D
Undelia
14-08-2005, 21:15
I don’t quite know what to say about that…
Swimmingpool
14-08-2005, 21:16
if Howard Shore were dead, he's be spinning in his grave!
Vetalia
14-08-2005, 21:16
Well, my ears have been thoroughly debauched...
Teh_pantless_hero
14-08-2005, 21:17
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*breath*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Lord-General Drache
14-08-2005, 21:23
....why did I watch this? why!
Arkanaz
14-08-2005, 21:30
Meh, not bad - anyone seen this one? http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/taters.php
Kamsaki
14-08-2005, 21:31
xD

It's stupid, but funny. Anyone got an MP3 of that I can secretly plant into my friends' playlists?
Unbuttered Toast
14-08-2005, 21:34
borrow that icepick.
Khudros
14-08-2005, 21:39
I've crossed into the Twilight Zone. Something about those links is slightly f-cked in the head.
Wizard Glass
14-08-2005, 21:43
Meh, not bad - anyone seen this one? http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/taters.php

The taters song is amusing late at night when you're bored out of your mind.

Then you watch it in the morning and wonder if you were stoned.
Ancient Valyria
14-08-2005, 21:51
xD

It's stupid, but funny. Anyone got an MP3 of that I can secretly plant into my friends' playlists?
nope, sorry
Ifreann
14-08-2005, 22:02
Jesus above that was incredibly funny.im gonna be listenin 2 that all night!

*They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!*

EDIT:I might be able to make a recording of it,if i can ill put it on my pc and see what i can do about making available for download.
Teh_pantless_hero
14-08-2005, 22:14
I managed to make an mp3 of it with some Winamp plugins I had (surprisingly easily, I will be damned if I can use it to convert files properly but I can make an mp3 from a video track >_<), I can email it to whoever wants it
Laerod
14-08-2005, 22:21
They overdid the "hobbits to isenguard" vocals a bit, but its friggin hilarious :D
Ifreann
14-08-2005, 22:28
I managed to make an mp3 of it with some Winamp plugins I had (surprisingly easily, I will be damned if I can use it to convert files properly but I can make an mp3 from a video track >_<), I can email it to whoever wants it



Dear god i want it!!!!!im putting it on all the school computers if i can manage it.on my mp3player if i cant.but i just found something on one of my media players.i think a can make my own.w00t


EDIT:ok made my own.w00t.
Teh_pantless_hero
14-08-2005, 22:33
Dear god i want it!!!!!im putting it on all the school computers if i can manage it.on my mp3player if i cant.but i just found something on one of my media players.i think a can make my own.w00t
What the fruit did you just say?
Ancient Valyria
14-08-2005, 22:38
What the fruit did you just say?
he wants to put the mp3 on his school's computers and on his mp3 player
and he found some plug-in in WMP that he can use to extract the sounds from the video file himself, so you don't have to send it. w00t
Ifreann
14-08-2005, 22:41
he wants to put the mp3 on his school's computers and on his mp3 player
and he found some plug-in in WMP that he can use to extract the sounds from the video file himself, so you don't have to send it. w00t


Thanks for that but it was actually in Creative MediaSource.It came with my mp3 player.i have more media players than i know what to do with.
Copiosa Scotia
14-08-2005, 23:05
Gollum pretty much summed up the whole video with that last line.
Zouloukistan
14-08-2005, 23:08
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!
It was about time.

No, this is so evil! How had enough spare time to do that ? I can't really think about what other useful thing they could do! Like learn spanish, or save the world from hungry (and Hungary :D )... bring peace to the Universe...
Kar Menu
14-08-2005, 23:12
wow... Erwin Beekveld... wow.
Magick Isles
14-08-2005, 23:13
Awesomeness. My never-ceasing love of LotR and videos poking fun at LotR continues to be appeased. You have served your master well.
Konotopia
14-08-2005, 23:17
Ripped the mashed taters sound if anyone wants it. Quality is, of course, no better then the swf.

http://www.darkkonoko.com/konoko/mashed_taters.mp3

Will also rip the and host the wmv on request (but did not bother as it has been done already).
Teh_pantless_hero
15-08-2005, 00:28
Ripped the mashed taters sound if anyone wants it. Quality is, of course, no better then the swf.

http://www.darkkonoko.com/konoko/mashed_taters.mp3

Will also rip the and host the wmv on request (but did not bother as it has been done already).
I need a host for the mp3
Phalanix
15-08-2005, 00:31
Meh, not bad - anyone seen this one? http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/taters.php
Hah did you know my brother created that. I just found out today to. Crazzy little bastard.
Anyways I almost busted my gut laughing at that.
Pyrostan
15-08-2005, 00:38
The potatos one got stupid a lot faster then the Isengard one.
Gymoor II The Return
15-08-2005, 00:41
The potatos one got stupid a lot faster then the Isengard one.

They both got stupid so fast, it was like speed reading a Flowers for Algernon flip book.
Dobbsworld
15-08-2005, 00:43
They both got stupid so fast, it was like speed reading a Flowers for Algernon flip book.
Now that garnered a solid bit of laughter. Good on you.
Pure Metal
15-08-2005, 01:30
*dances along*


ah this reminds me of when we did our LOTR marathon with a digital projector. we played a drinking game where everytime Legolas looked heroically off into the distance, or when Frodo looked wide-eyed and incredibly worried, you drank. seeing how often this happened and how long we had nobody was really that worried about how much you drank as long as it was something :p
by the end we were drunkenly holding our bottles up infront of the projector trying to make the LOTR characters drink from the over-sizes shillouettes :D


i have a video of this somewhere - i'll try to find it :)
Lord-General Drache
15-08-2005, 01:45
*dances along*


ah this reminds me of when we did our LOTR marathon with a digital projector. we played a drinking game where everytime Legolas looked heroically off into the distance, or when Frodo looked wide-eyed and incredibly worried, you drank. seeing how often this happened and how long we had nobody was really that worried about how much you drank as long as it was something :p
by the end we were drunkenly holding our bottles up infront of the projector trying to make the LOTR characters drink from the over-sizes shillouettes :D


i have a video of this somewhere - i'll try to find it :)


..PM...? I worry for you. :p That ..music..video..stole precious moments of my life.
Pure Metal
15-08-2005, 02:40
..PM...? I worry for you. :p That ..music..video..stole precious moments of my life.
worry for me not, as you can now see what the hell i was talking about! :D
actually that'll probably make you worry more, but meh *shrugs* :P

PM's LOTR marathon video (http://www.hlj.me.uk/vids/PM's%20LOTR%20marathon.wmv) - 5 meg :cool:


and the whole making-characters-drink-beer thing did get a lot worse... :p
Lord-General Drache
15-08-2005, 02:44
worry for me not, as you can now see what the hell i was talking about! :D
actually that'll probably make you worry more, but meh *shrugs* :P

PM's LOTR marathon video (http://www.hlj.me.uk/vids/PM's%20LOTR%20marathon.wmv) - 5 meg :cool:


and the whole making-characters-drink-beer thing did get a lot worse... :p
Damn, it's not working.
Pure Metal
15-08-2005, 02:45
Damn, it's not working.
arg... try downloading it maybe... its WMV so should be fine in WMP. but its coming up to 3 am and i'm too tired to do anything about it now :P

in fact, i'm off to bed. night :)
Hemingsoft
15-08-2005, 02:48
Quite possibly the most masterful editing technique I have ever seen :rolleyes:
Daistallia 2104
15-08-2005, 03:17
Meh, not bad - anyone seen this one? <removed albinoblacksheep link>

You may want to remove that before a mod spots it, as
that site is specifically forbidden by name. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8784641&postcount=3)
Konotopia
15-08-2005, 08:29
I need a host for the mp3
Email it to konoko@darkkonoko.com or if you have a problem send an regular email (I don't check the NationStates forums all that much).
The Land of the Enemy
15-08-2005, 08:50
Funny thing about that scene in the real movie is that Legolas says that the Uruks turn North-East, and follows with the statement that they are taking the Hobbits to Isengard. This would be a very unusual statement givin the geography of Middle-Earth. The Hobbits were picked up by the Uruks at the Falls of Rauros, which is well to the East of Isengard. The Uruks carried them west, and for them to have to turn North-East to get to Isengard, then they would have had to run past it. This leads to another interesting turn when the Uruks arrive on the far borders of Fangorn Forest, which lies on the Eastern edge of Isengard. In order to do that travelling North-East, they would have had to ran straight past the gates of Isengard then followd the forest around to the lier position wehre they were ultimately destroyed be the Rohirim and the Hobbits escaped into the forest.

/Off topic, I know, but I just thought I'd share.
//end tirade
The Downmarching Void
15-08-2005, 09:13
God damn you to an eternal Hell consisting of rabid monkeys force feeding you your own scrotum!! You could've given a warning, you evil lout. May your mother copulate with Goats live on national telivision!

That was the worst fucking travesity against my soul and psyche I've expereinced in over a decade! :gundge:


I feel tainted....
Ancient Valyria
15-08-2005, 14:16
That was the worst fucking travesity against my soul and psyche I've expereinced in over a decade! :gundge:
it's not worse than what Peter Jackson did to The Two Towers :rolleyes:
Ancient Valyria
16-08-2005, 20:37
el bumpo