NationStates Jolt Archive

What new Olympic sports would you like to see at the next Olympic games? Do you think hop-scotch is underrated? A fondness for dancing video games?

Personally I'd like to see cannonballing, where people would be shot out of a cannon and they'd be judged on their exits, flight and landings. We might even let them have a net! There would be three judges who would score them like gymnastics.

I'd also like to see sizzors added to the track events, make it mandatory for all athletes to run with a pair of sizzors. We could make the hurdles from cactii and ensure that the ancient tradition of mandatory nudity is enforced.

I also think that drinking should be an Olympic sport, but that's probably because I'm Australian. You could have diffrent categories, wine, spirits and beer. The winner would be the one who drank the most and lived. I also think a breath holding competition would draw gasps, but not as many as a groin kicking competition. What about you?

The Czechs would murder every country at drinking.

Counter-strike. Or Unreal Tournament ;D

Best one is the combined drinking contest and wheelbarrow race (real wheelbarrow, you need to haul their drunk ass to the next checkpoint).

Musical chairs would be a great Olympic sport.

Some kind of mixed martial arts competition would be cool too.

Cock fights and NS nation building.l

Twoccing, oh, and dogging. Britains fastest growing spectator sports!

Cock fights and NS nation building.l

Cock fights? How would you arrange that? Would you allow foreskins to play circumcised? What would those without cocks do? Could they use someone else's cock, or would you allow a rubber replacement?

Twoccing, oh, and dogging. Britains fastest growing spectator sports!

But how would you score them? Cost? Property damage? Dangeruous security bypassed?

You saw it on Monty Python, now make it a reality

Olympic Hide & Seek

Dodgeball too.

Twoccing, oh, and dogging. Britains fastest growing spectator sports!

I'm intrigued, what are they? Is it like extreme ironing?

I'm intrigued, what are they? Is it like extreme ironing?

TWOC-Taking Without Owners Consent. Mostly with cars (boy racers).

Dogging is basically sex outdoors where the pervs can watch and wank in the bushes.

TWOC-Taking Without Owners Consent. Mostly with cars (boy racers).

Dogging is basically sex outdoors where the pervs can watch and wank in the bushes.

So it IS like extreme ironing! :D

Ultimate Fighting :sniper:

Tag.....
with 500,000 volt tasers
treecatching
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2002/catch_tree-p1.php?backid=v152

Pissing, long distance and extreme sub categories.

Long Distance Pissing - Who can piss the furthest.

Extreme Pissing - Contestents are taken on a variety of rough and ready pursuits (strapped to Jeep, whilst on back of a horse etc.) and each given a jar, the one with the most piss in the jar at the end of the activities is the winner.

Any suggestions?

Cock fights? How would you arrange that? Would you allow foreskins to play circumcised? What would those without cocks do? Could they use someone else's cock, or would you allow a rubber replacement?
I hope yor kidding. If you are, it´s pretty funny. If not, it´s something else...

Anyway, I think they should add a sport from my school: "Toss with small baking tin for use while making gingerbread" (or something like that... alot easier in swedish: kast med liten pepparkaksform).
There would be such competitions as
Height toss
Length toss
Precision toss.
Also, the one who can create the biggest fish army out of gingerbread using the baking tins.

hotdog eating
gang banging
ice skating (on that plastic stuff)
tiddly winks

I'd like to see Olympic Spectating. Imagine it, a triatholon. First, getting to the right seat, with your score based on time and how little you annoyed your fellow spectators, then the next leg is staying awake during a baseball/cricket game, finally, you have to see who can disrupt their fellow audience members the most with obnoxious noises everytime something happens on the field.

Egg and spoon.

I'd like to see Olympic Spectating. Imagine it, a triatholon. First, getting to the right seat, with your score based on time and how little you annoyed your fellow spectators, then the next leg is staying awake during a baseball/cricket game, finally, you have to see who can disrupt their fellow audience members the most with obnoxious noises everytime something happens on the field.

Love it.

If we had our way, we would introduce 2 new events for 2012...

1) Cheese Rolling (http://www.cheese-rolling.co.uk/), Gloucestershire Standard rules.
and...
2) Bog Snorkelling (http://llanwrtyd-wells.powys.org.uk/bog.html).

The olympics needs more comedy...

Pabli, runner up (second place) in Cheese Rolling 2005. :)

naked bikini models wrestling in jello.
OK, it's not really a sport but I like writing it down and thinking about it.

naked bikini models wrestling in jello.
OK, it's not really a sport but I like writing it down and thinking about it.

Would make an interesting addition to the Spectator event though :fluffle:

Pabli.

Dwarf tossing.

These are truly great. Lets form an alternative olympics.

same as 500 metre sprint, but the contestents have to roll on their sides, instead of hurdles you could have dips in the track.

Idea #3

The After Closing Run.

All contestants must drink 15 pints prior to the event, and then must walk along a 20 meter yello line. If they remain on the line 2 shots of Absinthe must be consumed. If they can still walk along the line they are disqualified.

For the actual event the 'athletes' must run 4 laps of the 400m track with various obstacles, in addition to the fact they are totally sloshed. A crack team of Pub Authentication men will be on hand to throw pint glasses at the athletes on the entire route, and chase them in order to kick them and punch the athletes. Being caught or hit is not D/Q offence if you can keep going. I'd probably throw some semi naked women in there somehow, and a sand trap at some point, oh, and they have to carry a pint home without getting caught by the bouncers for stealing a glass or spilling the whole thing.