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Okay, so my cousin is almost 17, but lives in El Salvador, so no bootay for me usually...

BUT, I got her email and started talking to her on AIM not long ago, and we really hit it off. About two weeks ago, her and her family finally hopped on a flight here to see the rest of the family, since it had been about 4 years since they last saw each other.

Things were going good, and I managed to take her out a few nights, and Friday night... we were on the sofa in my house, watching a movie, talking a bit, pretty normal stuff. Eventually the conversation turns to sex and we both admit we aren't virgins, and there's a silence. Suddenly she gets this look in her eye and pushes me back onto the sofa, gets on top....and then she did the mash...













































She did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
She did the mash
It caught on in a flash
She did the mash
She did the monster mash


From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes


They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash


The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son


The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"


They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash


Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"


It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
The monster mash
And it's a graveyard smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash


Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you


Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
The monster mash
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash

Cousin?? Kinky. Where are you from my friend, Kentucky?

Thats a little creepy...

LOL you had me worried there for a second

I once liked my cousin, but I was four. Very weird dude.
*WeirdedOutSmilie*

I once liked my cousin, but I was four. Very weird dude.
*WeirdedOutSmilie*

Yeah, me too. Kind of creepy.

Well, he was the only boy who talked to me.

Actually I didn't have any friends, so he was the only person who talked to me.

Hm.

I'm still not convinced we aren't hearing about cousins making the beast with two backs.

:confused:

Yea, it seems like you and I fell victim to the intrigue which young children have of the opposite sex. But by 17, people should be over it, at least to the point not to be involved with relatives.

But please Quintin, comment, ease my pain.

So what, did you bone your cousin or not?


I'm confused now.

Well, if you're gonna bump uglies with your cousin, be sure you wrap it up. Think of the flipper babies ... won't somebody please think of the flipper babies!

Whatever, if your cousin's got you hot, do it yourself.

I'd prefer killing kittens and no chance of winged demons, than having kittens.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/godkills-jpg.html

Its a joke which I copied from another forum

Sorry to disapoint

Its a joke which I copied from another forum

Sorry to disapoint

You'd find a (female) cousin to emulate this feat then! :D