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The Special Talent Tread

The left foot
12-08-2005, 01:56
Hey everyone,
after seeing my friend do a back flip off the ground I started wondering. Whats everyone's special talent, it can be ne thing, singing, comedy, flexibility. Whatever it is post it here!
Cannot think of a name
12-08-2005, 02:00
My legs bend backwards. Like, a lot. I can't quite walk like an Ostrich, but close.
Eutrusca
12-08-2005, 02:12
Hey everyone,
after seeing my friend do a back flip off the ground I started wondering. Whats everyone's special talent, it can be ne thing, singing, comedy, flexibility. Whatever it is post it here!
Teaching women about the depth and intensity of their sexuality. :D
Lord-General Drache
12-08-2005, 02:13
Singing, observational comedy. Does gaming count, too? lol
AkhPhasa
12-08-2005, 02:21
My special talent is between me and my construction worker/surfer boy, nobody else gets to know what it is. Except the neighbours, who can probably hear him.
Origami Tigers
12-08-2005, 02:23
I can suck on my own nipple. :D
I'm speshull.
Sdaeriji
12-08-2005, 02:26
I can memorize long strings of numbers for months at a time. Credit card numbers, phone numbers (with area code), social security numbers. You could give me a number now and I'd be able to give it back to you in December.
CthulhuFhtagn
12-08-2005, 02:26
I have no talents. None whatsoever. The extent of my lack of talent, if condensed into a human body, would make Rush Limbaugh look like Kate Moss. If my lack of talent was a monstrous Lovecraftian entity, it would be Lackoftalenthulhu. If my lack of talent was damage in Starcraft, it would make Zeratul look like a Broodling.
Jenrak
12-08-2005, 02:41
I can do the following voices:

Gollum, Yoda, Darth Vader, Darth Sidious, 'Sunny' from I. robot, Marlin from Finding Nemo (don't ask), Sauron (black speech or his short engrish words), Darth Malak, Demons from the Movie Constantine, and some other voices, which I don't know who they belong to.
Eutrusca
12-08-2005, 02:42
I can suck on my own nipple. :D
I'm speshull.
Whew! Can I watch? :D
Lord-General Drache
12-08-2005, 02:54
I have no talents. None whatsoever. The extent of my lack of talent, if condensed into a human body, would make Rush Limbaugh look like Kate Moss. If my lack of talent was a monstrous Lovecraftian entity, it would be Lackoftalenthulhu. If my lack of talent was damage in Starcraft, it would make Zeratul look like a Broodling.

LOL..is it bad I'm able to laugh at what you said because I'm such a huge SC fan/nerd?

Oh yes. I can do an incredibly accurate Sean Connery voice, Eric Cartman, Gollum, once in a while Darth Vader, and I forget who else.
Poliwanacraca
12-08-2005, 03:12
Hmm...I can learn songs really, really fast. Does that count?

Oh, and I can sit on my feet. I've never met anyone else who can do that.
Domici
12-08-2005, 03:33
I have no talents. None whatsoever. The extent of my lack of talent, if condensed into a human body, would make Rush Limbaugh look like Kate Moss. If my lack of talent was a monstrous Lovecraftian entity, it would be Lackoftalenthulhu. If my lack of talent was damage in Starcraft, it would make Zeratul look like a Broodling.

Hey, don't be so hard on yourself. Drawing obscure metaphors is a creative talent that... um, you know... some creative guy would like to have.
Colodia
12-08-2005, 03:34
Hmm...I can learn songs really, really fast. Does that count?

Oh, and I can sit on my feet. I've never met anyone else who can do that.
Uh, that's a talent? :confused:

I think anyone can do that.
Poliwanacraca
12-08-2005, 03:39
Uh, that's a talent? :confused:

I think anyone can do that.

Oops, I should have specified - I can sit on my feet with my legs at a 180-degree angle. That does make a bit of a difference... :p
CthulhuFhtagn
12-08-2005, 03:48
Hey, don't be so hard on yourself. Drawing obscure metaphors is a creative talent that... um, you know... some creative guy would like to have.
I was kidding. In reality, I have a talent with bizarre metaphors, as well as changing my voice.
Xenophobialand
12-08-2005, 03:51
I can do a dead-on imitation of Swedish chef, which is probably one of the most kick-ass special talents a person can have! Bork bork bork!
Bonferoni
12-08-2005, 04:39
My special tallents are drawing/sketching and swimming (made state a couple times...placed fairly well)

also, I can wiggle my ears;)
Colodia
12-08-2005, 05:04
Oops, I should have specified - I can sit on my feet with my legs at a 180-degree angle. That does make a bit of a difference... :p
So....Matrix style...:D
The boldly courageous
12-08-2005, 05:51
I can be exceptionally focused. This means I can notice many intricate details that many others do not notice ... if I am choosing to focus on it lol. In otherwords my strength is also my weakness. I am also good at seeing patterns in things; finding correlations that are not readily seen. Also as stated by another here I can remember slews of numbers for years at a time. What is nice I can also choose to forget them :D
Daistallia 2104
12-08-2005, 06:35
Oops, I should have specified - I can sit on my feet with my legs at a 180-degree angle. That does make a bit of a difference... :p

Not sure I follow. Do you mean seiza style, like this:
http://www.mushinkankendo.com/seiza_seq.jpg
NERVUN
12-08-2005, 06:43
I can cause my eyes to vibrate rapidly and scare the hell out of most people who see it.
Oxymoronics
12-08-2005, 06:52
I can lick my nose. :p
Oak Trail
12-08-2005, 06:57
I can do Agent Smith from The Matrix series. I can also get any cat to come to me. I can communicate with my dog by barking, howling, etc. I don't understand what he says but he barks back lol. I can do the same with my cat (before she passed away). Hmmm, I can identify any aircraft just by looking at it. Thats about it.
Avarhierrim
12-08-2005, 07:54
Not sure I follow. Do you mean seiza style, like this:
http://www.mushinkankendo.com/seiza_seq.jpg

try last pic but legs split and crutch touching floor.
Homovox
12-08-2005, 08:18
i can make an audio oscillator sound like a duck being sodomized with a broomstick.

i'm a musician :)
Daistallia 2104
12-08-2005, 08:25
try last pic but legs split and crutch touching floor.


So, more or less yes, seiza. It's the traditional Japanese way of sitting. A more in depth explanation of seiza can be found here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seiza).
RIGHTWINGCONSERVANIA
12-08-2005, 08:30
I can lick my nose. :p

So can I!! how amazing is that?

I can also encourage a pre teen boy to do his homework and clean his room by using threats of video game loss.
Greedy Pig
12-08-2005, 09:03
I like pizza.
Kanabia
12-08-2005, 09:11
My legs bend backwards. Like, a lot. I can't quite walk like an Ostrich, but close.

I can twist my legs so that my feet face backwards. Only one foot at a time, though.
Laerod
12-08-2005, 09:21
Chances are, someone else in the world will have the same talent, so theoretically, it wouldn't be "special" (especially Eutrusca's. A LOT of people have that talent :p )

Mine would be my creativity. I'm not particularly superb at what I make, but I can draw rather well, paint small plastic things in detail, create intense backgrounds for my stories, computerized models, scripting (in the NWN toolset, at least), and so forth. I think the broad scope of my creative ability is what makes me special.
Woodsprites
12-08-2005, 09:25
I can bend both of my elbows backwards.....I can touch my toes to the floor while I'm sitting with my legs straight in front of me and flat on the ground....I can also fit my whole fist in my mouth....and I am an artist.
PLCLand
12-08-2005, 09:38
clovers,CLOVERS,Clovers,CLOVERS

Rainman ain't got poop on me when it comes to four leaf clovers....
Ever since I was a kid I can just see them in the patch.....
What's pathetic is that now I only look for 5+ leafers....
What's more pathetic? I have a whole picture frame of 5 leaf ones on my desk....
And the most pathetic thing is that on my 30th birthday this year I found a six leafer.....

You'd be amazed how fast the sight of a 6'2", 300 pound, bald, pierced, alternative highschool social studies teacher picking clovers on his planning period causes some folks to call the school :rolleyes:
PLCLand
12-08-2005, 09:39
clovers,CLOVERS,Clovers,CLOVERS

Rainman ain't got poop on me when it comes to four leaf clovers....
Ever since I was a kid I can just see them in the patch.....
What's pathetic is that now I only look for 5+ leafers....
What's more pathetic? I have a whole picture frame of 5 leaf ones on my desk....
And the most pathetic thing is that on my 30th birthday this year I found a six leafer.....

You'd be amazed how fast the sight of a 6'2", 300 pound, bald, pierced, alternative highschool social studies teacher picking clovers on his planning period causes some folks to call the school :rolleyes:
PLCLand
12-08-2005, 09:40
clovers,CLOVERS,Clovers,CLOVERS

Rainman ain't got poop on me when it comes to four leaf clovers....
Ever since I was a kid I can just see them in the patch.....
What's pathetic is that now I only look for 5+ leafers....
What's more pathetic? I have a whole picture frame of 5 leaf ones on my desk....
And the most pathetic thing is that on my 30th birthday this year I found a six leafer.....

You'd be amazed how fast the sight of a 6'2", 300 pound, bald, pierced, alternative highschool social studies teacher picking clovers on his planning period causes some folks to call the school :rolleyes:
Pure Metal
12-08-2005, 09:40
umm... not much. out of all the people i've known i've always been able to beat them without much effort at strategy games (and Monopoly!)

plus i definatley had a talent for a-level economics (99% in the first year, less the second cos i didn't revise, or work - still about 80% tho :D)... i kinda guess that counts
only i wish it continued through to degree-level economics! :headbang:
PLCLand
12-08-2005, 09:59
Rainman ain't got poop on me when it comes to finding 4 leaf clovers.
Ever since I was told they were good luck , I could just see them in the patch.
I'm 30 and a teacher and I have a framed picture on my desk with half a dozen FIVE leaf clovers (cause 4 leaf ones are too easy)

This year on my 30th birthday I found a 6 leaf clover and it proved 3 things to me...

1. My friends are all correct, I AM one lucky SOB.
2. The older I get, the more I rely on my luck.
3. Relying on luck probably isn't very wise.
Kill clowns
12-08-2005, 22:27
I can suck on my own nipple. :D
I'm speshull.

would make me speshull too since i can do that also.
Sinuhue
12-08-2005, 22:29
I play Spanish guitar and sing latin-American folk songs.
Homieville
12-08-2005, 22:31
My talent is that I can do any move with a basketball
Drunk commies deleted
12-08-2005, 22:33
I can stop an electric fan with my tongue and pound a nail into my face.

Anybody know any freakshows that are hiring?
Harlesburg
12-08-2005, 22:33
Are you Irish Leftfoot?
Because you spelt Thread like the Irish say it!http://67.18.37.14/html/emoticons/laugh.gif
Harlesburg
12-08-2005, 22:35
Useless information.
Backwards rolls in swimmind pools
Bowling out International Cricketers!
FairyTInkArisen
12-08-2005, 22:38
I can suck on my own nipple. :D
I'm speshull.
i can do that! I can also carry things with my boobs, and i don't just mean between them but on them too, it's quite handy

and also i never lose at naughts and crosses! and I'm quite talented at Scrabble too!
Poliwanacraca
12-08-2005, 22:38
Not sure I follow. Do you mean seiza style, like this:
http://www.mushinkankendo.com/seiza_seq.jpg

No - like doing a split, but with both knees fully bent, and the insides of my feet against my rear end.
Sinuhue
12-08-2005, 22:50
I can cause my eyes to vibrate rapidly and scare the hell out of most people who see it.
Hey, I can do that too! I have to put something very close to my face first, to go a bit cross eyed, then they just shake like nuts!
Harlesburg
12-08-2005, 23:08
i can do that! I can also carry things with my boobs, and i don't just mean between them but on them too, it's quite handy

and also i never lose at naughts and crosses! and I'm quite talented at Scrabble too!
Drools (http://www.ironmaiden.org/images/smilies/drool.gif)
Oxymoronics
13-08-2005, 01:37
So can I!! how amazing is that?

I can also encourage a pre teen boy to do his homework and clean his room by using threats of video game loss.

Oh good, bribing children with technology way cool!
And I am glad to hear someone else can lick their nose as well. :p
Harlesburg
14-08-2005, 12:18
I havent lost a single game of Connect 4our in 10 years!
Mind you i havent played in 10 years....

But im good real good.

I had a friend with the appropriate nickname of Boobies...
He could suck his own nipples.
In Summer he was our shade
In Winter he kept us warm with all his fat. :)

Great guy.
SimNewtonia
14-08-2005, 13:06
i can do that! I can also carry things with my boobs, and i don't just mean between them but on them too, it's quite handy

and also i never lose at naughts and crosses! and I'm quite talented at Scrabble too!

Nice. hehe.

I'm pretty good at forcing draws in noughts and crosses if I make a boo-boo (which occasionally happens when I'm distracted. I can also sing and play guitar, though I'm certainly not the only one with those talents.