NationStates Jolt Archive

Link to the old thread: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=436675&page=1&pp=15

Characters (so far):
Cogitation
Frisbeetaria
Comando[2]
New Zealand
Neutered Sputniks
"Newbie"
Fass
Eutrusca
Sinuhue
Swimmingpool
Leonstein
Lunatic Goofballs
"Zem"
Colodia
Unfree People
Katganistan
Eek and Ook


Credits:
Directors
Neo Kervoskia
Lord-General Drache

Singers
Lord-General Drache (First singer! Yay!)

Musicians
Achtung 45 - Guitar, Bass (+ has an ever valuable MIDI sequencer)
Gruenberg - Guitar, Bass, Piano, Clarinet, Saxophone, Violin
Squornshelous - Trumpet, Guitar

Scriptwriters/Songwriters
Neo Kervoskia
Colodia
Romanore
Gruenberg (yes, you count, dammit! )

Graphics
Jenrak
Pure Metal
Act I
NATIONSTATES, THE MUSICAL!: A TROLL'S RHAPSODY

It opens in the Paradise Club 5000. Neutered Sputniks sits hunched over the bar, old and grey. Two young newbies run in, screaming excitedly and spewing streams of smilies and exclamation marks-mixed-with-ones every time they speak. They bounce around, giggling hysterically, bumping into each other and generally being newbish. They then break into a very fast, very high duet on the chorus, with one singing the first verse and the other the second.

"We're very new! How do we play?
What do we do? Please can we stay?
Where do we go? What’s this button for?
And do you know how to fight war?

How do we make our very own flag?
Only two issues is starting to drag.
How do we join the United Nations?
And here are our ages, sex and locations.

We're very new! How do we play?
What do we do? Please can we stay?
Where do we go? What’s this button for?
And please tell us where there's a war!

Why didn't our vote get near to quorum?
Why must this go in the Gameplay forum?
Why did our post get called a flame?
Why can't we change our nation name?

We're very new! How do we play?
What do we do? Please can we stay?
Where do we go? What’s this button for?
AND HOW THE FUCK DO WE START A WAR?"

<Neutered Sputniks chuckles wryly. "So...you want to learn about the game?" He eases himself round on the barstool stiffly. "Come, sit with me. I have an idea. Why don't I tell you a story...a story from long ago...a story of heroic mods, and evil trolls, and abortion debates...the story...(grandly) of NationStates!>

Newbie: When did this happen?

NS: Well my dear lad, it happened long ago, when the game was not even a decade old and there were only 120,000 active nations, as compared to five million now. It was a time before Myrth was an administrator and Melkor Unchained was a radical Trotskyite.There was Queen FairtTInk and we were just beginning to form the Parliament. It was a time when moderators roamed the forums...

Newbie: What's a moderator?

NS: Well, a moderator was someone who kept the peace in the forums. If someone was insulting another too harshly, then a moderator would lock the thread and they would issue warnings. There were about ten of them, I believe, There were some great ones. Frisbeetaria, Cogitation, me of course, Myrth, and at after the war there were Czardas, Lunatic Goofballs, and Monkeypimp (before he went insane). To some they were their greatest enemies, to other they were their free ride, and to a third group they were dear friends.
Newbie: Things must have been very chaotic as compared to the mod-free, porn-plastred forum of today.

NS:This was the Bronze Age and it was relatively peaceful. The Golden Age had ended when the mvoe to Jolt occured, only two other nations exist that were alive before then. The Silver Age passed briskly, then the Bronze Age was ushered in. It was, for the most part, a quiet place. There were trolls here and there...

Newbie: What's a troll?

NS: A troll was a person who intentionally angered people.

Newbie: Why would theydo that?

NS: For various reasons. Sometimes because of boredom, sometimes because of sexual irritation, or possibly because it made them feel better.Often when a troll was confronted by a moderator, he would plea with the moderator to spare him while the other posters tried to make their case, and it went a little something like this...
<Cut to a song:The Trolling Rhapsody, as parodied under Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen, written by Romanore:
I see a little troll, poorly thought up usernames
Watch it angst, watch it flame under little scrutiny-
Firefights and lightning-very very frightening me-
Admins, (oh Admins)
Admins, (please Admins)
Admins let him go-magnifico!-
<Troll>But I'm just a lonely geek and nobody loves me-
<NSPlayers>He's just a lonely geek mindlessly watching T.V.
Spare us our lives from this monstrosity-
<NSers>Easy come easy go-, <Troll>Will you let me troll?
<Admins>By Barry! No! We will not let you troll! <NSers>Don't let him troll!
<Admins>By Barry! We will not let you troll! <NSers>Don't let him troll!
<Admins>By Barry! We will not let you troll! <Troll>Let me troll!
<Admins>Will not let you troll- <Troll>Let me troll!
Will not let you troll - Let me troll!
<Admins and NSers>No, no, no, no, no, no, no-
<Troll>1337 and h4x0rs, 1337 and h4x0rs, 1337 and h4x0rs, let me troll!-
*gasp!*Katganistan has a forumban set aside for me, for me, for meeeeee!

==Kat steps forward to confront the troll==

<Kat>So you think you can flame me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can troll me and leave me to cry-
Oh baby-can’t do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

==Troll begins to disappate as the forumban is set in...==

<Troll>Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me,

Any way the flaming blows....
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Newbie: The forums were actually like that once?

NS: Aye, they were more fun too.

Newbie: You find that chaos to be amusing?

NS: Yes, quite.

Newbie: Where's the peace, the porn, the polite debate?

NS: Those were unknown things back then, however occasionally someone would post a link to a porn site, in fact one time there was a picture of a man and two women doing a dirty San...uh forget I ever said. that.

Newbie: Well, at least that was as bad as it was.

NS: ROFL!

Newbie: I'm sorry, I don't speak the ancient slang.

NS: Excuse me, LWASMIOAU.

Newbie: Why is that so funny?

NS: That was nothing compared to the Great Forum War.

Newbie: What was that, sir?

NS: You see, long ago a Troll named Alanysum roamed the forum. He was notorious for his spam, flaming, and anti-moderation sentiment. He terrorized the forum. Then, one day Lord Max sent the moderators upon him and they vanquished, but not with great ease I can assure you. They perma-banned him and he was not seen again for two ages.

Newbie: When did he come back and how?

NS: That is a great tale, rather long. I do not think you would like it.

Newbie: Oh, I'm very interesting in history.

NS: Very wellthe. Long ago in towards the end of the Bronze Age, there existed a wise moderator by the name of sirocco. People came to him for help from all around...
<Neutered Sputniks's voice fades and we are in the past.>

RPer: Sirocco!

Sirocco: Yes?

RPer: I am in dire need of your assistance.

Sirocco: What is it, my child, what is the problem?

RPer: This troll tried to hijack my RP!

Sirocco: I'm right on it, and I'll do it with a smile.

Group of Generalites: Sirocco, Sirocco!

Sirocco: Yes, my mine fellows?

Group of Generalites: This spammer keeps posting to his forum!

Sirocco: Do not worry, I'll solve this.

Group of Generalites: Thank you, thank you!

Sirocco: You are most welcome.
There's no need to fear, Sirocco is here!

When spammers of these threads appear
And break the rules that they should fea
And piss off all those who post here
The cry goes up both far and near for
Sirocco, Sirocco!
Sirocco, Sirocco!

Speed of lightning! Roar of thunder!
Never making a single blunder!
Sirocco! Sirocco!

When in their Cave the moddies read
Of those who we want to make bleed
And DEAT is what they really need.
To make life good with blinding speed goes
Sirocco, Sirocco!
Sirocco, Sirocco!

Speed of lightning! Roar of thunder!
Never making a single blunder!
Sirocco! Sirocco!<Voice-over by Neutered Sputniks>
NS: Yes, it was a good time for general. Sirocco was one of the most powerful and one of the most trusted, and next to me, the sexiest moderator around. The spammers and trolls were kept under control, to a degree, and the posters were free to fill the empty void that was their social life, or lack thereof. However, there were still trolls. Some of the most memorable were Jesussaves and Beeker.

Newbie: Who were they?

NS: Jesussaves was a puppet of a poster named Drunk Commies, who you know as Drunk Commies XII. He was extremely religious and had atrocious grammatical skills. He was deleted by one of the moderators, I cannot remember which. My memory fails me. Beeker was ten times more bothersome than Jesussaves and far more annoying than Whittier--.

Newbie: Who?

NS: The militant atheist and PETA lunatic, well this was before that.

Newbie: Oh.

NS: I defeated him after a great battle with him. People still remember it today, well those who are from the Old Days anyway. There were spammera galore, though not all of them were bad. Colodia was loved by most and FairyTInk was even HRH Queen of General, thought it was a self-appointed title, but prestigious none the less.Possibly the most notorious troll of the Bronze Age was Commando[2]. It took at least eight deletions before he was finally put into submission. He was a fervant fundementalist and a closeted homosexual, at least that what some thought.

<Fade out, the following lines are sung, but it's not an official song.>
Commando[2]:
Fuck you and you and you! Fuck you and her and him and that and double fuck you and up yours asshole, fuck you and you and you and you and everyone!

Swimmingpool:
Look at that troll, he really has no life.
All he does his post garbage and cause civil strife.
He never leaves us be
And he always annoys me.

Eutrusca: There really isn't any peace around here. His threads are pure and utter, sheer and open, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T!

Leonstein:
There's really no substance to it
Anyone can just do it.
All his lies and propaganda,
Makes me want to kill a baby panda!

Commando[2]:
I know I drive you crazy
I could post about politics
But I'm too lazy
I prefer to call people inbred hicks
And watch the sparks fly!

Swimmingpool: Why can't you just fall over and die?

Commando[2]: Quite simply, you seeeee!

I'm all alone, yes all alone
I have nothing to do, but bitch and mone
I'm all alone, not a soul in sight
I'm all alone, so I'll think I'll start a...
FIGHT!
<music solo>
I'm all alone and without a care
I sit at my computer in the bare
No one with my opinions I could share!

I have no place where I have to be
This time it's all about me
To General forums my posts you will soon see!

I like to post flamebait and troll
For this I have to pay no toll
I put a "fuck you" option in every poll

To general forums my posts you will soon see!

I like to make people angry
Because I have anonymity
With every pissed off reply, I fill glee!

The Generalites call me an ass
And the mods are always crass
I post with very little or no class!

My threads last less than two hours
Because the mods always use their powers

TO GENERAL FORUMS MY POSTS YOU WILL SOON
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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NS: This person was a bastard through and through, there was no doubt about it. All day long he would pitty pitty pum, if I was a rich man, dadadada...

Newbie: Huh?

NS: Sorry about that. He was struck down, by possibly Frisbeetaria, but I'm nto certain.

Swimmingpool: Mods, mods he's at it again!

Frisbeetaria: Who?

Swimmingpool: That troll, Commando[2]!

Frisbeetaria: Not again!

Swimmingpool: Yes, again!

Frisbeetaria: Call him forth!

Commando[2]: You rang?

Frisbeetaria: Have you been flaming again?

Commando[2]: Whatever do you mean, Frissie?

Frisbeetaria: It's Fris or Frisbeetaria, but NEVER Frissie, understand?

Commando[2]: Yes.

Frisbeetaria: You are lying.

Commando[2]: I would never lie to you.

Frisbeetaria: Oh really?:
I know what you said
And posted on that hread
You said you'd shoot him in the head
You said," I'll fill his body full of lead."

Your death threats were quite explicit
I told you many times to quit it
But you never took my warnings seriously
Instead you continue to attack maliciously

No more of you're bullshit will I take in
You're actions have gotten under my skin
As punishment you, which I'm sure you'll understand,
You're unwanted, alone, and canned!

Commando[2]: You mean, gulp, I'm banned?

Frisbeetaria: Yes, you're banned.

Commando[2]:
Is there any chance that I can plea
Anything that can save me?
I am but a troll with good intentions
Which there are not any mentions

Frisbeetaria:
There is nothing you can do
It's time to clear your flaming and start anew
No one here wishes to even see you
Commando[2]:
Be that as it may, this is not the last of Commando[2]!
I will have my revenge and return
And your character I will burn
Hatred for you all I will churn
Not underestimating is something you should learn

Frisbeetaria: Are you quite finished?

Commando[2]: Yes.

Frisbeetaria: Good, now get out!

<voice-over>
NS: And with that, he was perma-banned.

Newbie: What about his promise?

NS:What promise?

Newbie: To one day and return and seek his revenge?

NS: Oh, that. Well, no one took that seriously. Many have made that promise, but they never have fulfilled it. However, this time it was a mistake to ignore it.

Newbie: Why? What happened?

*fades into candle-lit room in a castle, NS voice fades in...*

NS (voice-over): Ahh yes...this is me so many long years ago...old but still full of life!

NS: Bah, I hope Lunatic Goofballs hurries...

Newbie: *voice-over* For what?

NS: *voice-over* Hey hey hey, just watch the goddamn flashback, alright?

*LG bursts into room with his apprentic, Colodia*

NS: Lunatic, you really shouldn't bring your young nephew into this situtation...

Colodia: A curse upon your house, NS! I am Colodia, Apprentic to the High Court Jester of the Kingdom of Max Barry! I will succeed Goofballs himself one day and become the Royal High Court Jester himself!

LG: *pats Colodia on the head* All in due time Colodia...all in due time...

NS: LG, do you have the package I requested?

LG: Yes, right here. However, I find it odd you didn't use your mod powers to fetch this yourself.

NS: Well, seeing as how Commando[2] is expecting a moderator to foil any plans he has for revenge, it seems better to send the forum's veteran joker to the front lines to retrieve this.

Colodia: What is it anyway?

NS: Hush young one.

Colodia: Argh...

LG: Colodia, in this package I hold contains the powers of dark trolls...

Colodia: I thought you said the only powers trolls possesed was the ability to not be affected by any bit of intelligence?

LG: Aye, and that is what is in the package.

Colodia: So basically, this package is essence de troll?

LG: Basically.

Colodia: Then why do we fear it so?

NS: Enough of your questions! LG, this package must be sent to Sirrocco at once.

LG: Yes, NS.

Colodia: But you haven't told me -

NS: Enough or it'll be a one-week forumban!

Colodia: ...

*fades out*

Newbie: Why didn't NS just destroy the package with his mod powers?

NS: This troll power was far more powerful than anything we ever dealt with before...

Newbie: Why?

NS: Dammit kid you remind me of Colodia...
Newbie: Tell me more abotu this troll.
Group of Newbies: Yes, tell us about...
<Newbies together> A Scroll of a Troll? Say it wasn't so! (I'm actually thinking that it might be a bit better if the Newbies are sing-songy in their questions and remarks, as well as in unison with each other most of the time. You can shoot this idea down though.)

<NS> Unfortunately, it was so. And it wasn't an ordinary troll, oh no. This one... this one was very powerful indeed. *broods for a moment, shaking his head* Very powerful.

<Newbies> Was he scary? Was he tough?

<NS> That and more so. Very rough. *catches himself* Dammit kids, quit with the sing-song. Now you're making me rhyme!

<Newbies> Sorry...

<NS> Anyway...

=flashback=

<voice-over of NS> The Dark Scroll of Alanysum was one that us Moderators had hoped would never be opened. It held the great essence of that perma-banned troll, defeated by Lord Max. Should it have been opened, that power of flame and angst would have wrought the boards with such <i>great</i> flamewar, the very core of Jolt would be destroyed!...

<Colodia> Let's open it!

<LG> !! No! *takes the scroll away from him* What are you? Firsking stupid?

<Colodia> ... *raises hand to protest* Umm.

<NS> Nevermind that, Lunatic. The scroll should never be opened. Ever.

<LG> Which is exactly why we're taking it to Sirrocco, and exactly why we're not telling you any more.

<NS> Yes. Let's go. Quickly!

=fade to the realms of General, where a tiny flame begins to spark. Distant voices, some quite high in temper, grow in volume. The flame grows larger and highlights several people, which include Eutrusca, Fass, Sinuhue, several other Generalites, and the troll New Zealand.=

<Eutrusca> How dare you mock me! Someone please get this troll off of the boards!

<some Generalites> *shouts of agreement*

<Fass> *mumbles* I wish someone would get you off of the boards...

<Sinuhue> Eut, for once, you and I agree. Ban this guy. Or gal. Whomever this troll is.

<New Zealand> Oh please, people! You're all in the wrong, you just don't see it yet! Take your idiot thinking to your graves! The world doesn't need it!

=the flames grow broader and brighter=

<New Zealand> In fact, take your mothers with you!>

<Generalite #1> STFU, n00b!

<Fass, Sinuhue, and Eutrusca together> *gasp!* What did he just say?

<Generalite #2> He's reverting to chatspeak!

<NZ> N0! J00 STFU! 1 w1ll PWnz0r j00!

<all Generalites> *Gasp!* Now he's doing it!

<Eutrusca as an aside> Well.. I'm not all that surprised really, but... *gasp!*

=Both continue spout 1337 flames at each other, as an ominous darkness forms behind the growing fire=

<Fass, Sinuhue, and Eutrusca> (breaking into a slow song)
What is going on? What is going on?
Are the keyboard broken? Are the comp lights on?
Why use chatspeak, why use leet?
What is going on?!

<Fass>I thought I'd never see the day
When reformed writers drop the ball.
I break down weeping when they say
"1337 t3h h4x0rz, 0n3 4nd 4ll!" (last line overlapped with a deeper, darker voice, which causes all three to look around for the source)

<F, S, and E> What is going on? What is going on?
Has English rolled over? Is language gone?
Why use chatspeak, why use leet?
What is going on?!

<Sinuhue> I don't have the will to stop and think
Just what will happen to our Board
When 'a's and 'o's go down the sink
Replaced with '4's and *quickly cringes*--oh my Lord!

<F, S, and E> 1st Chorus

<Eutrusca> Use the Board to speak your say
That's why it's there. That's why it's great.
But when you think that leet's okay
Mods'll kick yer ass, that's damn straight!

<F, S, and E>What is going on? What is going on?
Are we hacked? Have flames finally won?
Why use chatspeak, why use leet?
What is going on?!

=fade to dark with deep laughing from a bodiless voice...; End Act One=
Act II (Part of it)



<opens in the past>
Cogitation: What is the matter?

Fass: It's that damn troll, New Zealand.

Cogitation: Again?

Fass: Yeah, could you please deal with this?

Cogitation: I will.

Eutrusca: What will you do?

Cogitation: He will be deleted, he has been given chance and chance and has not changed in the slightest. DEATion is the only solution.

Fass: Thank your God, he was an annoying little prick.

Cogitation: You're most welcome, I can't stand trolls of any sort around here.

Fass: As you should.

Cogitation:
I have seen many things in my mod career
I've seen all sorts of trolls and flamers here
It seems as if their numbers increase every year

It's alwys the same tripe
And they post with unnecessary hype
I'm so sick of their demented type!

Fass, Eutrusca, and Sinuhue:
We're so fed up with all the troll flame
Why can't they just leave the way they came?
Their contributions range from insults to l33t
They're posts aren't even grammatical neat

Cogitation:
They supply me with an infinite work load
All they do is flame, troll, goad
They always seem to come repeatedly
And because of them I've lost faith in humanity
F, E, and S:
Their posts lack any real creativity
And their threads have a short longevity
Why can't they go away
And let su post as we may
Because..
IF THEY DON'T WE 'RE GONNA FUCKING GO INSANE!

Cogitation: That would be nice if they left, but that simply isn't going to happen. It never has and it never will, unfortunately.

Fass: I know what we could do!

Eutrusca: You sodomize them into submission?

Fas:...fuck you.

Eutrusca: It was just a little joke, I ...

Cogitation: Please, continue, Fass.

Fass: Why don't we just recruit more moderators?

Cogitation: That may work, but their aren't many who are worthy enough to be moderators though.

Fass: Well, you could always ask for Myrth to come back

New Songs:
My idea for a Cog song.

Starts off with him sitting forlornly by a piano. The first two verses are slow and mellow, with a gentle piano part (and possibly some cello in the second). Then, with the Ooooh!, he leaps up, grabs the mike, and starts prancing round screaming the second half as an up-tempo rock 'n' roll song, possibly Little Richard-esque, with boogie-woogie piano, some sax, and if possible, some chorus girls chanting along as he sings the chorus.


Every time I come along
And see that something has gone wrong,
No matter how hard I try,
A cold glass tear pricks my eye.
And of course I can delete
Every foul flame that I meet,
But no amount of modly power
Can stop my heart turning sour.

So maybe I should let them know
The source of my sad lament.
Perhaps I should stand and crow:
"Think about it for a moment!"

But no...

I'm sure if they could only see
What their word games do to me
They might control their giddy selves
And not call Jewish people elves.
Maybe they are just retards
Who do not know their words are shards
That bring me quaking to my knees.
Oh won't they stop this, oh please...

So this time I shall take a stand:
Make sure my post is fully sent.
Right now, this stops, so I say, and,
"Think about if for a moment!"

Ooooh!

Yeah think about it for a moment!
I think you need to realize.
Ooh think about if for a moment!
Time to philosophise.

There's really no need to be so bad,
Or to go round makin' people sad.
Just 'cos they don't agree with you
Yeah don't call them a stinky poo.
And let’s all please now try to see
With a little good old empathy.
That we can all have an opinion,
And that don't necessarily make us wrong!

Yeah think about it for a moment!
I think you need to realize.
Ooh think about if for a moment!
Time to philosophise.

So control your fingers boys and girls,
Turn your cheek whenever someone hurls
Those bad insults, just walk away
You know deep down they've nothin' to say.
So come on li'l children, yes indeed,
Let's follow Uncle Cog and his creed.
Yeah so come y'all, stop drooling over Tink,
Let's come on down and have a good think.

Yeah think about it for a moment!
I think you need to realize.
Ooh think about if for a moment!
Time to philosophise.

Think about it for a moment!
Think about it for a moment!
You, think about it for a moment!
And you, and yes, you, come on, let's think!

Think about it for a moment.


Thoughts?

Goodly wood stuff.

You forgot PM under graphics. He did the poster and I think he's wanting to help out some more with other animation...although I could be wrong.

Other than that, good stuff (even though it's all blatantly copied :p)

You forgot PM under graphics. He did the poster and I think he's wanting to help out some more with other animation...although I could be wrong.

Other than that, good stuff (even though it's all blatantly copied :p)
yeah i'll help out with animation as much as i can, though i don't have Flash (well, i do but i lost the CD :mad: ). anything else graphics-wise i'm good for though
also i'm more than happy to make (and host) a website for this


oh and good stuff so far indeed! :)


----from previous thread----



Dude, if you made the website/ wiki, I'd love you forever. Or until I was able to give you pie, whichever comes first.
it'd be my pleasure... plus i want pie! :P

and you sing? sweeeeet!

Plot:
Troll hacks into Sirocco's account
The scroll is opened and Sirocco becomes Alanysum
He begins to act strangely and soon corrupt many of the mods
Myrth is one of the corrupted
The others are banished to the spam forum
A war starts between the n00bs/Trolls/Mods and the Generalites/banished mods.
Myrth turns over to the good side and helps the main character.
Alanysum is defeated.
Myrth becomes an admin for his good work
The End
__________________

Lord-General Drache and I are directing.

excellent. with that i'll do some kind of poster thingy-wotzit tomorrow to hopefully entice more peeps in


i've had some ideas about some graphical techniques to throw in - this is partly just to remind myself to elaborate tomorrow (am off to bed soon)


though speaking of this, what kind of graphical style are we going to aim for? cartoon would work best i think (just not south-park style!)


actually south-park style would allow people to make their own characters, and involves relatively simple animation styles (including not necessarily having to lip-synch)... could be a good bet actually

I'll have you know my songs are not copied! And anyway, we've just...borrowed...some stuff. We'll give it back.

Arguably one of the longest posts I've ever seen, lol.

So far, it looks good.

As for me being the first singer..yay!No pressure! ...Any others would be really, really appreciated.

You forgot PM under graphics. He did the poster and I think he's wanting to help out some more with other animation...although I could be wrong.

Other than that, good stuff (even though it's all blatantly copied :p)
Hey, it sums everything up nicely, from all 500 and some posts! And I assume someone is keeping a record of all the happenings in a word processor?

You guys are ridiculous.

All that in three days.

Hey, it sums everything up nicely, from all 500 and some posts! And I assume someone is keeping a record of all the happenings in a word processor?
That would be me.

Good, I've got a copy too, just in case.

Hey, it sums everything up nicely, from all 500 and some posts! And I assume someone is keeping a record of all the happenings in a word processor?

When I said "blatantly copied" I meant copied and pasted from the original thread. No harm no foul, though. :p

Just a thought: do I need to ask Cog's permission? It is his motto after all...

Wait a minute, I know it continued after much discussion, but where is Cat-Tribe? Embraced hand in hand with Lunatic Goofballs and Tink at the climactic song after the murder of BitchKitten? The settling of the forum wars is a result of the tragedy of a real life murder. Or at least that was the idea.

Wait a minute, I know it continued after much discussion, but where is Cat-Tribe? Embraced hand in hand with Lunatic Goofballs and Tink at the climactic song after the murder of BitchKitten? The settling of the forum wars is a result of the tragedy of a real life murder. Or at least that was the idea.

Does he even know we're involving him..? Does anyone (who isn't involved in production, of course)?

O.o

Wait a minute, I know it continued after much discussion, but where is Cat-Tribe? Embraced hand in hand with Lunatic Goofballs and Tink at the climactic song after the murder of BitchKitten? The settling of the forum wars is a result of the tragedy of a real life murder. Or at least that was the idea.
That's a good question. This was going to be about the history of the forum, but then it turned into this great adventure story.

That would be me.


Me and Colodia, as well as Gruenberg were working on some of the plot, and it still fits quite well with the new revisions. Is it alright to include our plot ideas into the grand scheme of things? Mods losing their modly powers is one thing that was necessary.

Does he even know we're involving him..? Does anyone (who isn't involved in production, of course)?

O.o


I doubt it, but he might be interested.

Me and Colodia, as well as Gruenberg were working on some of the plot, and it still fits quite well with the new revisions. Is it alright to include our plot ideas into the grand scheme of things? Mods losing their modly powers is one thing that was necessary.
Of course. Act one was just a brief introduction and act two will be the rise of Alanysum/fall of the mods, and act three will be the revival. (I think)

That's a good question. This was going to be about the history of the forum, but then it turned into this great adventure story.


Exactly, the history of the forums is a large story within the original bar-scene, with the story being told of the great forum wars. The forum war was what we were working on. With mods and trolls and fighting and death! It all sounds so well developed at this point.

That sounds about right. Is there anything particular you want a song written about? I've almost finished my third, and I have no new ideas, so if there;s a particular incident, character etc, maybe you could let me know and I'll have a bash at writing one.

That sounds about right. Is there anything particular you want a song written about? I've almost finished my third, and I have no new ideas, so if there;s a particular incident, character etc, maybe you could let me know and I'll have a bash at writing one.
How about a Alanysum having his own song about victory and a modified version of Always Look on the Bright Side of Life?

Well, I don't really want to mess with ALOTBSOL, as it's a classic, but I'll gladly do a troll victory song.

I'm looking through the songs from Little Shop of Horrors and will produce a brain-fart parody soon. :D

That sounds about right. Is there anything particular you want a song written about? I've almost finished my third, and I have no new ideas, so if there;s a particular incident, character etc, maybe you could let me know and I'll have a bash at writing one.
Or a continuing vendetta between Eutrusca and Drzhen (from the 1984 thread) or someone else he has vendettas with (like me :D ) Or Eutrusca and Stephistan.

Of course. Act one was just a brief introduction and act two will be the rise of Alanysum/fall of the mods, and act three will be the revival. (I think)


The ideas for act three that were discussed were that the flame-war was in full power, with veteran posters leaving left and right. A few brave souls get appalled by the postings one day (Tink, Bitchkitten, Cat-Tribe, Lunatic Goofballs) and seek to restore peace to the forums. Bitchkitten is in the middle of posting, and one insane flamer takes it all too seriously, and murders her (in real life). The realization comes over the forum, and Cat-Tribe steps out with Tink and Lunatic Goofballs, singing a song of truth before the forums erupt into war again. But some are moved by the reality that flaming/spamming/trolling is wrong, and they, along with the veteran posters and mods, fight one last, epic battle in a thread entitled "George W. Bush, him's my cowboy!" and defeat the offenders once and for all. Alanysum is forever cast into oblivion, but after he confesses to just being a 13 year old who enjoys pissing people off, and he is truly sorry for helping to cause the death of Bitchkitten.

So far, how does it look? This was the general idea that was devised for act three, with some modifications. Tell me what you like, and what should change.

Yeah, I think it has to be Eutrusca/Stephistan (or possibly Sinuhue). We should possibly just be the tiniest bit careful here, though: ripping on trolls is fair game, and the mods have thick skin (well, they have flame-retardant metal death armour, which is a good-enough substitute), but mocking active posters might not go down so well.

How about a Alanysum having his own song about victory and a modified version of Always Look on the Bright Side of Life?


I think that would be a good idea. I call the new song "Always Post It's OK to Beat your Wife"

We also need to incorporate the mods, with Cog leading Kat and Karma and some other good mods against Sirocco, Fris, Myrth and other fallen mods, before they finally see the light. But what you've put looks good. Oh, and we forgot the abortion debaters!

uh, just a friendly reminder not to forget about TIN!

and i go bed now. night all :)

I think that would be a good idea. I call the new song "Always Post It's OK to Beat your Wife"


Though that might not be plausible, but if you like the idea, it could be sung by Alanysum as well.

By the way, Colodia hasn't been around tonight - I'm sure he'll have some hilarious input into all of this.

I'll start work on "Always Post it's OK to Beat your Wife" over-night, and I'll have it done by Saturday.

More of Act II.

Cogitation: Ask Myrth to come back?

Fass: Yes.

Cogitation: Baw?

Fass: Baw? Why baw? Baw is not good.

Cogitation: He hasn't even telegrammed anyone since he retired. It's as if he is that old man sitting in the rocking chair, holding a loaded shotgun.

Eutrusca: I didn't know he was from Michigan.

Cogitation: ....heh.

Eutrusca: What? That was funny, right? <silence> Do you know what? Screw you all, I don't need you.

Fass: Good bye.

Eutrusca: Touche', Fass.

<There is an abrupt stop and a voice-over>

Newbie: Why did Myrth leave?

NS: It is said it was due to real life problems, but there have been many rumors.

Newbie: Rumors, what kind of rumors?

NS: Some said that he abused his mod powers. He used them to vanquish his enemies and silent those who suspected or even accused him of wrong-doing. It was said that he DEATed 11 nations before he was asked to step down. Another rumor said that he assisted trolls before the Great War and gave them special privelages.

Newbie: Wow, he must have been hated.

NS: Oh, no. Quite the contrary actually. He was loved by most and was included in nearly every poll. Ah, that brings back fond memories.

Newbie: What is a poll?

NS: Well, it was a device used to see the opinion of the other posters regarding a certain topic and usually each one posted an option that mentioned Myrth. He received telegrams by the hundreds and he was one of the most popular players in the game. Boy, did he own the UN rankings.

Newbie: Wait, even if was that loved, how could he become an administrator if he did all of those terrible things?

NS: If you shut the fuck up and let me finish telling me story, I will tell you.

Newbie: I am shutting up.

NS: Thank you.

Yeah, I'll write...something...for tomorrow. Right now, I have to go to bed and dream about Michael Vaughan. Nighticles, and this is going great so far! Thanks, NK!

Yeah, I'll write...something...for tomorrow. Right now, I have to go to bed and dream about Michael Vaughan. Nighticles, and this is going great so far! Thanks, NK!
No, thank you!

Hmm, one last thing, I don't like that last bit. I don't think it's fair on Myrth: I really think we should just leave it as a mystery as to why he left.

I like how all this is coming together. Bravo NK, the second act is looking very good so far.

Hmm, one last thing, I don't like that last bit. I don't think it's fair on Myrth: I really think we should just leave it as a mystery as to why he left.


It's all speculation though. Though I do agree, no one knowing why Myrth left would be a great mystery (that should get revealed at the end)

Needs more lunacy.

Though that might not be plausible, but if you like the idea, it could be sung by Alanysum as well.
It's perfectly plausible if we work DA into the script.

The stuff abou Myrth is only speculation, no disrespect intended.

The stuff abou Myrth is only speculation, no disrespect intended.


It would be crappy writing if there weren't speculation. How is the rest of act 2 coming along?

I'm signed up already? That wasn't expected.

I'm going to need to get some sleep, but I'll be working on the ALOTHBSOL redux.

As parodied to "Mean Green Mother From Outer Space" from Little Shop of Horrors:

=Alanysum breaks into song after the mods attempt to forumban him=

Better wait a parsec.
Ya better hold the phone.
Ya better mind your powers.
Better rewrite your tome.

Don't you threaten me mod.
You got a lot of gall.
We gonna do things my way.
Or you won't do things at all.

Ya don't know what you're moddin' with.
You got no idea.
Ya don't know what you're lookin' at
When you're lookin' here.

Ya don't know what you're up against,
No, no way, no how.
You don't know what you're moddin' with,
But I'm gonna show you now!

Get this straight!
I'm just a mad mod h4x0r from the outer webs
and I'm bad.
I'm just a rad mod thrasher who'll bash your face
and it looks like you been had. (Seriously!)
I'm just a mad mod smasher from the outer webs,
So get off my back, 'n get outta my face,
'Cause I'm mad and rad,
And I 1337...

=more mods appear to handle him, as one apparently isn't good enough; Alanysum smirks=

Wanna save your skins mods?
You wanna save this game?
You want it to see tomorrow? (Ha-Ha!)
You better step aside.
Better take a tip mods.
Want some "g00d 4dv1c3"?
Ya better take it easy,
'Cause you're typin' on thin ice.

Ya don't know what you're moddin' with.
No, you never did.
Ya don't know what you're lookin' at,

But that's tough titty, kids!

The flames aren't sundered tonight,
And if you gas it up, it roars.
Ya say, "That ain't fair?"
Ya say, "That ain't nice?"
Ya know what I say? "Up yours!"

Watch me now!

=h4xs and 1337s pour in behind Alan, and the thread texts on the background convert to 1337=

I'm just a mad mod h4x0r from the outer webs
and I'm bad.
I'm just a rad mod thrasher, a real disgrace,
and you've got me violent and mad. (Watch out now!)
I'm just a mad mod smasher from the outer webs,
Gonna h4x your ass! Gonna rock this place!
'Cause I'm mad and rad,
And I am 1337...

Don't talk to me about that old Commando's song.
You think he's the worst? Well, you're thinkin' wrong.
Don't talk to me about that jesussaves dime.
He got a temper? -HA!- He ain't got mine.

You know I don't come from no black RPG.
I'm from past the codex and beyond the website sea.
You can keep the Board,
Keep the "it",
Keep your creature, it don't mean shit! (To me.)

I got hacker style, major moves.
I got the stuff, and I think that proves,
You better put it out! Flaming calls!
You got the point? Gonna bust your firewalls!

Here it comes!
I'm just a mad mod h4x0r from the outer webs
and I'm bad.
I'm just a rad mod thrasher who'll bash your face.
A real hard case. You can't beat this trouble, man.
I'm just a mad mod smasher from the outer webs,
So just give up. It's all over, ace!
'Cause I'm mad and rad.
<Trollimites>(Mad mod h4x0r from the outer webs...)
I'm mad and rad.
<H4x0rz>(Rad mod thrasher who'll bash your face...)
I'm mad and rad.
<evil!Mods>(Mad mod smasher from the outer webs...)
And I...am...1337!

Are they people or countries w/ mouths or what...?

Are they people or countries w/ mouths or what...?
People.

Argh....now that'll require more effort cause people have hairs and eyes and stuff...but okay. I'll talk about it to the window. I can't promise whether we'll actually start aniating and everything, but I'll see what I can do.

NS: Now, let us travel back into the past again. The date, sometime in late 2005, several months before the war. No one suspected that in a few months time, th whole of the forum, and even some other Jolt forums, would be involved in a war, the likes of which have never been seen.
<flashback to the mod cave>
Melkor Unchained: What a busy day, so many damn trolls and so much bitching, I could barely take it.

Katganistan: They don't pay us nearly enough for this job.

MU: Kat, we don't get paid at all, this is strictly voluntary.

Kat: Oh, yes, that slipped my mind.

Frisbeetaria: How many flamers did you have to DEAT today?

MU: Three.

Kat: Seven

Unfree People: Four.

Frisbeetaria: What about you, Cog, how many did you have to DEAT? <Cogitation doesn't respond> Cog, cog?

Cogitation: Hm, what?

Frisbeetaria: How many?

Cogitation: How many what?

Frisbeetaria: How many nations did you DEAT today?

Cogitation: Oh, just one today.

MU: Lucky bastard.

Frisbeetaria: Who was it?

Cogitation: New Zealand.

Frisbeetaria: I remember him, what an asshat.

MU: That's an understatement if ever there was one.

Cogitation: It never gets any easier...

Kat: What was that?

Cogitation: Hm, oh nothing.

<Sirocco comes barging in>
Sirocco: Come on, guys!

<All> What?

Sirocco: There's a massive flamefest in General! It's another abortion thread!

Frisbeetaria: Not another one!

Unfree People: That's the third one today!

Sirocco: Come on, we have no time to lose.

<They all leave, except for Cogitation>
Frisbeetaria: Cog, you comin'?

Cogitation: I'll be there in just a minute, I need to sit down for a bit.

Frisbeetaria: Okay, but hurry. This sounds like a good one. <Frisbeetaria walks away>

Cogitation: They don't know. This job never gets any easier...it's always the same thing...
<Starts off with him sitting forlornly by a piano. The first two verses are slow and mellow, with a gentle piano part (and possibly some cello in the second). Then, with the Ooooh!, he leaps up, grabs the mike, and starts prancing round screaming the second half as an up-tempo rock 'n' roll song, possibly Little Richard-esque, with boogie-woogie piano, some sax, and if possible, some chorus girls chanting along as he sings the chorus.>

Every time I come along
And see that something has gone wrong,
No matter how hard I try,
A cold glass tear pricks my eye.
And of course I can delete
Every foul flame that I meet,
But no amount of modly power
Can stop my heart turning sour.

It never gets better...

So maybe I should let them know
The source of my sad lament.
Perhaps I should stand and crow:
"Think about it for a moment!"

But no...

I'm sure if they could only see
What their word games do to me
They might control their giddy selves
And not call Jewish people elves.
Maybe they are just retards
Who do not know their words are shards
That bring me quaking to my knees.
Oh won't they stop this, oh please...

So this time I shall take a stand:
Make sure my post is fully sent.
Right now, this stops, so I say, and,
"Think about if for a moment!"

Ooooh!

Yeah think about it for a moment!
I think you need to realize.
Ooh think about if for a moment!
Time to philosophise.

There's really no need to be so bad,
Or to go round makin' people sad.
Just 'cos they don't agree with you
Yeah don't call them a stinky poo.
And let’s all please now try to see
With a little good old empathy.
That we can all have an opinion,
And that don't necessarily make us wrong!

Yeah think about it for a moment!
I think you need to realize.
Ooh think about if for a moment!
Time to philosophise.

So control your fingers boys and girls,
Turn your cheek whenever someone hurls
Those bad insults, just walk away
You know deep down they've nothin' to say.
So come on li'l children, yes indeed,
Let's follow Uncle Cog and his creed.
Yeah so come y'all, stop drooling over Tink,
Let's come on down and have a good think.

Yeah think about it for a moment!
I think you need to realize.
Ooh think about if for a moment!
Time to philosophise.

Think about it for a moment!
Think about it for a moment!
You, think about it for a moment!
And you, and yes, you, come on, let's think!

Think about it for a moment.
....sigh.

Argh....now that'll require more effort cause people have hairs and eyes and stuff...but okay. I'll talk about it to the window. I can't promise whether we'll actually start aniating and everything, but I'll see what I can do.
Do what you can, anything even a stick figure, would be a good contribution.

Top notch :D

If only we could convince someone to actually do this play. :)

Bloody hell, I go away for 5 hours, come back, and you guys add like 7 pages to the previous thread for me to read through, only to find another 4 pages in a NEW thread! :D

Now's not a good time for me to think up something. But don't worry, I'll think up of something before the day is done! (It's 7:23 pm, gives me plenty of time)

Hmm....then again...

Here's what I'm thinking after Cog does that little song. He joins the flame fest in General alongside the other mods, but he is so depressed by the fighting that he fails to respond to a troll attack on Myrth. Myrth is tied up and hauled away in the midst of the fighting and Cog just collapses on the floor after failing to perform his duties as a mod. The mods look around and slowly realize the absence of Myrth.

Then, at a secret hideout, Myrth is interrogated by the trolls for the truth to the [violet] = Max Barry conspiracy. When Myrth fails to spill any information, the trolls reveal their secret troll that manages to debate with Myrth so well, that Myrth himself joins forces with the evil trolls.

Hmm....then again...

Here's what I'm thinking after Cog does that little song. He joins the flame fest in General alongside the other mods, but he is so depressed by the fighting that he fails to respond to a troll attack on Myrth. Myrth is tied up and hauled away in the midst of the fighting and Cog just collapses on the floor after failing to perform his duties as a mod. The mods look around and slowly realize the absence of Myrth.

Then, at a secret hideout, Myrth is interrogated by the trolls for the truth to the [violet] = Max Barry conspiracy. When Myrth fails to spill any information, the trolls reveal their secret troll that manages to debate with Myrth so well, that Myrth himself joins forces with the evil trolls.
That works out pretty well.

Do what you can, anything even a stick figure, would be a good contribution.

We can do alot better than stick animations. But we will need pictures of the people in it.

NOTE: The picture you send us WILL be what you look like in the animation.

We can do alot better than stick animations. But we will need pictures of the people in it.

NOTE: The picture you send us WILL be what you look like in the animation.
Couldn't people just use the South Park character creator as their own and you could take it from there?

Sorry. Forgot to read *all* of it. Okay just show me what you would look like as a South Park Character. Use links to photobucket or something.

We can do alot better than stick animations. But we will need pictures of the people in it.

NOTE: The picture you send us WILL be what you look like in the animation.

Really? Sweet. If you want to use what I look like, irl, here ya go.
http://img297.echo.cx/img297/3664/iownyou216jo.jpg Yes, I realize I look rather young, lol. If you wanted an RP type one, I can type up a description.

And again, Jenrak, we thank you for doing this for us.

Since there is no deadline, me and my group won't be working on this very busy-like (cause we have jobs and stuff to maintain - we're pretentious 16 year olds, ya know ;) ) and also because you guys haven't finished the script yet. So yah.

Will this be in audio or subtitled? Cause if audio, then send it to someone else to place it in the flash (preferably one of my fellow animators cus I have limited bandwidth)

http://www.planearium2.de/flash/spstudio.html
You simply make a character then save it and host it on imageshack or some other site.

Written by Colodia (thanks :) )

After Cog finishes his song:

Fris: *on conveinient nearby radio* Cog! *static* We need you here! Where the hell are you?

Cog: *sigh* It must be done.

*Cog flies to the scene*

Troll: Argh! Take that you mod! And that! And that!

Myrth: Your pathetic. Away with you! *flicks wrist and troll flies into the horizon*

Troll2: Dammit! Whatever shall we do?

Troll3: Regroup! Regroup!

Kat: Quickly! Don't let them regroup! DEAT as many as you can!

Fris: Dammit there's too many of them!

Cog: *whispers* Why am I fighting...?

Troll4: We have regrouped! Where is Troll 5, our leader?

Troll5: We need the scroll back! Quickly! Take Myrth! I'm sure he'll be very useful to us!

Troll2,3,and 4: To Myrth! To Myrth!

Myrth: Dammit, they're all over me!

Fris: I've got my hands full with this flamer!

Kat: I'm dealing with the thread flooder!

MU: I'm dealing with my own personal issues! (Scripters Note: )

Cog: *whispers* What am I doing...?

Myrth: Noooo! I'm piled up! ...Oh God why does this turning me on?

Cog: *whispers* I must help him...but I can't....oh man what do I do?

*Angel appears on Cog's right shoulder*

Angel: Cog, help your fellow mod. He needs your help and your good and able!

*Minion appears on Cog's left shoulder*

Minion: Why bother? You don't want to do this job anymore! Forget him and fly away. You still have your powers from Max Barry. Use them to your liking!!

Angel: *pulls out AK-47* Alright bitch, it ends right here, right now.

*Angel pumps 50 bullets into minion, who poofs away*

Angel: Cog, just do something...for the sake of your friend....*poofs away*

Cog: But...I can't move...Dammit you guys aren't any help!

Troll2: Now! Gag him!

Troll5: Back to our headquarters!

Troll2,3,4: To the headquarters! To the headquarters!

Myrth: Mmmph! Mmmpble! *HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK* *muffled spit*

Hack: Oh no, they've got Myrth!

Cog: What?

Kat: Save him Cog!

Cog: ...

Troll5: Haha! Now we fly away!

And they flew. They flew all the way to their headquarters and the mods were still bogged down by the rule-breakers back on the ground...except for Cog, who later pulled out a pistol and contemplated suicide.

Cog: Fuck it. *shoots newbie spammer who just received a slap on the wrist by Fris*

Fris: *gasp* Cog...he was only 4 posts old! And he just spammed a little!

Cog: That's it. No more fucking around.

Since there is no deadline, me and my group won't be working on this very busy-like (cause we have jobs and stuff to maintain - we're pretentious 16 year olds, ya know ;) ) and also because you guys haven't finished the script yet. So yah.

Will this be in audio or subtitled? Cause if audio, then send it to someone else to place it in the flash (preferably one of my fellow animators cus I have limited bandwidth)
Ah, I was just going to ask how long this project might take. Because I will be busy pretty much full time for several months, so any audio by me would have to wait a while.

And for the audio, I don't know how you traditionally do it for the flash, but I'm thinking it would be simplest for all the animation to be complete, along with dailogue, and have the background music (I assume we'll have a lot of it) composed after everything is drawn. The songs would probably have to be recorded first, then animation after, but if there's a better or easier way, please let me know.

Speaking of songs, have we even sorted out who's singing what so far?

Alrightie...south park characters...

Me normally:
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b131/Colodia/14b96ca0.gif
So you have an idea.

Me as I'd like to look in the flash:
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b131/Colodia/cb5c7172.gif
Though, if this is a little too extravegeant (sp) for a flash or too complicated, I can do something else.


I don't have a digital camera so I don't have any RL pics to show you guys.

Speaking of songs, have we even sorted out who's singing what so far?
well since we only have one singer so far...

well since we only have one singer so far...
I forgot about that..damn.

Well...this is what I was thinking following their entrance to the mini-flame war.

After Cog finishes his song:

Fris: *on conveinient nearby radio* Cog! *static* We need you here! Where the hell are you?

Cog: *sigh* It must be done.

*Cog flies to the scene*

Troll: Argh! Take that you mod! And that! And that!

Myrth: Your pathetic. Away with you! *flicks wrist and troll flies into the horizon*

Troll2: Dammit! Whatever shall we do?

Troll3: Regroup! Regroup!

Kat: Quickly! Don't let them regroup! DEAT as many as you can!

Fris: Dammit there's too many of them!

Cog: *whispers* Why am I fighting...?

Troll4: We have regrouped! Where is Troll 5, our leader?

Troll5: We need the scroll back! Quickly! Take Myrth! I'm sure he'll be very useful to us!

Troll2,3,and 4: To Myrth! To Myrth!

Myrth: Dammit, they're all over me!

Fris: I've got my hands full with this flamer!

Kat: I'm dealing with the thread flooder!

MU: I'm dealing with my own personal issues! (Scripters Note: :D)

Cog: *whispers* What am I doing...?

Myrth: Noooo! I'm piled up! ...Oh God why does this turning me on?

Cog: *whispers* I must help him...but I can't....oh man what do I do?

*Angel appears on Cog's right shoulder*

Angel: Cog, help your fellow mod. He needs your help and your good and able!

*Minion appears on Cog's left shoulder*

Minion: Why bother? You don't want to do this job anymore! Forget him and fly away. You still have your powers from Max Barry. Use them to your liking!!

Angel: *pulls out AK-47* Alright bitch, it ends right here, right now.

*Angel pumps 50 bullets into minion, who poofs away*

Angel: Cog, just do something...for the sake of your friend....*poofs away*

Cog: But...I can't move...Dammit you guys aren't any help!

Troll2: Now! Gag him!

Troll5: Back to our headquarters!

Troll2,3,4: To the headquarters! To the headquarters!

Myrth: Mmmph! Mmmpble! *HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK* *muffled spit*

Hack: Oh no, they've got Myrth!

Cog: What?

Kat: Save him Cog!

Cog: ...

Troll5: Haha! Now we fly away!

And they flew. They flew all the way to their headquarters and the mods were still bogged down by the rule-breakers back on the ground...except for Cog, who later pulled out a pistol and contemplated suicide.

Cog: Fuck it. *shoots newbie spammer who just received a slap on the wrist by Fris*

Fris: *gasp* Cog...he was only 4 posts old! And he just spammed a little!

Cog: That's it. No more fucking around.

Colodia, I like your's better, so it's in.
Since there are no pictures of the moderators, save Melkor and one picture of Myrth that is of no help, should we just make them as we think they are?

Colodia, I like your's better, so it's in.
Since there are no pictures of the moderators, save Melkor and one picture of Myrth that is of no help, should we just make them as we think they are?
In South Park form?

And also, is there a certain theme the costumes should be in? I always thought of NS as sort of a feudal system. The King, Max Barry. His knights, the mods. The lords, the Generalites. And the pheasants, the newbs.

So I was thinking kind of a midevil kinda look for everyone.

In South Park form?

And also, is there a certain theme the costumes should be in? I always thought of NS as sort of a feudal system. The King, Max Barry. His knights, the mods. The lords, the Generalites. And the pheasants, the newbs.

So I was thinking kind of a midevil kinda look for everyone.
That could work for the first act, but in the second and third it could be in that fighting gear that your second picture is in.

Is the Little Shop parody working for you guys? If not, I can scrap it.

EDIT: And will I have some sort of part in this, albeit small or no? If so go ahead and tell me so I can fiddle with the South Park thingy-ma-doo.

Alrightie, just give me a list of all the mods and I'll post their south park versions within a couple of hours (As I'm also looking at porn at the moment...:D)

Alright I'm done with my porn. I was just looking and saving, that was all. We'll be accepting that list now...

Alright I'm done with my porn. I was just looking and saving, that was all. We'll be accepting that list now...
Porn is something that should be enjoyed for..several minutes.

Cogitation
Frisbeetaria
Unfree People (I think UP is female)
Myrth
[ violet ]/Max make the former basically Max in drag
Sirocco
Melkor Unchained
Katganistan

Romanore, that song will be perfect and you could be a rebel.

Porn is something that should be enjoyed for..several minutes.

Cogitation
Frisbeetaria
Unfree People (I think UP is female)
Myrth
[ violet ]/Max make the former basically Max in drag
Sirocco
Melkor Unchained
Katganistan

Romanore, that song will be perfect and you could be a rebel.
Oh yeah...I forgot. I need genders too.

So that Bohemian Rhapsody parody -- was there going to be lyrics for the beginning part? Cuz I spent 30 FUCKING MINUTES ON IT AND IT LOGGED ME OUT AS I WAS TYPING AND WAS STUPID ENOUGH NOT TO DO IT IN WORD SO I HAVE TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN! God dammit!

Anyway, my creative juices aren't flowing well tonight, but here's what I came up with:

Is this the real life
Is this just fantasy
Gone in the Internet
An escape from reality
This is the place
Of endless debate and flame
I’m just a newbie, I need no sympathy
Because I’m little post, here and there
Little flame, little troll
Any way the flame blows
Doesn’t really matter to me
To me

Frisbee, just DEAT a man
Put his button on his mouse (any other ways to show someone being DEATed?)
Clicked my button now he’s goe
Oh, Frisbee oooOOOoo, he had just joined
But now you’ve gone and thrown it all away
Frisbee, oooOOOoo
Didn’t mean to make you mad
If I’m not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, I’ve made my mind
Sends shivers down my spine
Getting mad all the time
Goodby everybody, I’ve got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the world
Frisbee, oooOOOoo
I don’t wanna stay
Sometimes wish I’d never joined at all
Well, it's not as bad as I thought. Thoughts, comments, suggestions, insults, welcome!

So that Bohemian Rhapsody parody -- was there going to be lyrics for the beginning part? Cuz I spent 30 FUCKING MINUTES ON IT AND IT LOGGED ME OUT AS I WAS TYPING AND WAS STUPID ENOUGH NOT TO DO IT IN WORD SO I HAVE TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN! God dammit!

Y'know, I was thinking I should do something with the beginning part. It's just when I tried to think of a song, the part that I started with was what shot at me first. I can try to come up with the beginning, but I think yours suits just fine. He, while mourning the loss of Fris, spots a troll, and the rest is history.

(BTW Colodia, I'm male. But no pr0n for me. ;))

By the way... where in the world did I get the title under my name? O.o

But... I like it. I think... >.>

By the way... where in the world did I get the title under my name? O.o

But... I like it. I think... >.>
the jolt titles

0=Just Joined Jolt
10=New Member
50=Member
400=Sometimes Deadly
450=Quite Deadly
500=Deadly
700=Superior Gamer
900=Gaming Master
1000=Pimp
1100=zx81 haxoror
1200=Cyber sheep merchant
1300=Cyber fruit merchant
1500=Aimbot
1750=Forum boredom
2000=Semi Advanced Spammer
2250=Miss Pacman Lover
2500=Galaxian warrior
2750=Joltbot Shoeshinner
3000=Adminbots Boyfriend
3250=Cabbage Patch Girl
3500=Ph33rs0m3 Sp@mm3r
3750=Sp@mQueen Advisor
5000=SemiPro SpamPig
6000=Possible SOF Spammer
7000=Muppet Owner
8000=Uber SpamGirl
9000=Elite Jolt Forum User
10,000=Honorary spam Forum Owner

Porn is something that should be enjoyed for..several minutes.

Cogitation
Frisbeetaria
Unfree People (I think UP is female)
Myrth
[ violet ]/Max make the former basically Max in drag
Sirocco
Melkor Unchained
Katganistan

Romanore, that song will be perfect and you could be a rebel.
Uh, again. Genders, please?

Uh, again. Genders, please?

Cog's female, I think.
Fris is male.
No idea on Unfree.
Myrth's demodded, but male.
[violet] is female.
Sirocco's male, I believe.
Melkor's male.
Katganistan is female.

There're more mods, but those are just the ones listed.

Cog's female, I think.
Fris is male.
No idea on Unfree.
Myrth's demodded, but male.
[violet] is female.
Sirocco's male, I believe.
Melkor's male.
Katganistan is female.

There're more mods, but those are just the ones listed.
Thank you. I'll get on that right away.

Uh, again. Genders, please?

Thanks for the list. I didn't know there was one. (Always thought we made our own titles, which is why I would get so blasted frustrated.)

And, again. I'm male. I don't think NK is on right now, so we may have to wait for the rest of them... >.>

EDIT: Scratch that. Thanks, LGD.

Thanks for the list. I didn't know there was one. (Always thought we made our own titles, which is why I would get so blasted frustrated.)

And, again. I'm male. I don't think NK is on right now, so we may have to wait for the rest of them... >.>

EDIT: Scratch that. Thanks, LGD.
Welcome. As for custom titles, I believe years ago that used to be the case, but (obviously) no longer, unless you're a mod.

Thank you. I'll get on that right away.

Quite welcome.

So LGD, seeing as how you're the only singer so far, do you think you could pull off the Bohemian Rhapsody parody that well? I know it's a rather tough song to sing, actually a really tough song to sing, so I don't know if we should just scrap that or give it a go. If you want to do the vocals, I should probably start on the music as I only have few precious hours until school starts up again. So what are your thoughts on that?

Alright. This is my personal take on the admins and Max. Tell me if you agree or not. Or what changes should be made.

For Max I tried making him look like a King, because he's referred to as that in Act 1.
For [violet] I gave her a halo, symbol of adminsip, and made her look official.
For Sirocco I gave him another halo and a little evil yet kind look, because he does play a decent part in the musical.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b131/Colodia/Admins.gif

So LGD, seeing as how you're the only singer so far, do you think you could pull off the Bohemian Rhapsody parody that well? I know it's a rather tough song to sing, actually a really tough song to sing, so I don't know if we should just scrap that or give it a go. If you want to do the vocals, I should probably start on the music as I only have few precious hours until school starts up again. So what are your thoughts on that?

Maybe we can do a "Wanted: Singers Needed" ad? Or is that against forumrules, mebbe?

Alright. This is my personal take on the admins and Max. Tell me if you agree or not. Or what changes should be made.

For Max I tried making him look like a King, because he's referred to as that in Act 1.
For [violet] I gave her a halo, symbol of adminsip, and made her look official.
For Sirocco I gave him another halo and a little evil yet kind look, because he does play a decent part in the musical.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b131/Colodia/Admins.gif

Very cool! Although you took both of my costumes I was intending to make for myself! :mad:

Shame!

Maybe we can do a "Wanted: Singers Needed" ad? Or is that against forumrules, mebbe?
It may be moved to spam, but I doubt it because it relates to NS. I may be able to pull one of my strings from school or elsewhere to get a singer. But don't count on it. :p

So LGD, seeing as how you're the only singer so far, do you think you could pull off the Bohemian Rhapsody parody that well? I know it's a rather tough song to sing, actually a really tough song to sing, so I don't know if we should just scrap that or give it a go. If you want to do the vocals, I should probably start on the music as I only have few precious hours until school starts up again. So what are your thoughts on that?
lol, I'd have to get the song as it's been some time since I heard it, and see. Believe it or not, I'm very critical of my singing (despite knowing I'm rather good), and thus surprisingly shy when it comes to singing in front of people that I know (though performing for a large audience of people I'm anonymous to doesn't really bother me..lol), so we'll see how confident I feel in putting m'self out for the main roles, but I'll most certaintly try. You may as well get started on the music if you want (remember, though, we're in no rush), so that if I am unable to do it for some reason, we'll have it ready for others.

lol, I'd have to get the song as it's been some time since I heard it, and see. Believe it or not, I'm very critical of my singing (despite knowing I'm rather good), and thus surprisingly shy when it comes to singing in front of people that I know (though performing for a large audience of people I'm anonymous to doesn't really bother me..lol), so we'll see how confident I feel in putting m'self out for the main roles, but I'll most certaintly try. You may as well get started on the music if you want (remember, though, we're in no rush), so that if I am unable to do it for some reason, we'll have it ready for others.Alright, awesome! As I've already started learning the solo. I assume you have a mic and recording equipment necessary for overdubbing? Another concern: once I've finished recording bass/guitar and everything else, where could I post the song so you can access it for the vocals? It will be a while still (that solo's harder than I had anticipated! :eek: ) but there's nothing like thinking ahead!

Very cool! Although you took both of my costumes I was intending to make for myself! :mad:

Shame!
Generalites get peasant outfits, though newbs will get the old brown ones. We'll look a LOT better compared to them.

Alright, awesome! As I've already started learning the solo. I assume you have a mic and recording equipment necessary for overdubbing? Another concern: once I've finished recording bass/guitar and everything else, where could I post the song so you can access it for the vocals? It will be a while still (that solo's harder than I had anticipated! :eek: ) but there's nothing like thinking ahead!

lol, I have a mic somewhere. I should be able to find it, and it should still work. And yeah, this comp is supposed to already have recording programs and stuff on it. w00t. And if someone else comes along who can sing, we'll certaintly snatch them up, and I most certaintly wouldn't mind any critiques (once I swallow my pride, and gather the courage) if I record anything for this.

Generalites get peasant outfits, though newbs will get the old brown ones. We'll look a LOT better compared to them.

Well now you tell me! :p

But would I still be considered a newb? I dun wanna ragged shirt. :(

(What about the rebels? Perhaps they can wear "gang" material?)

Well now you tell me! :p

But would I still be considered a newb? I dun wanna ragged shirt. :(

(What about the rebels? Perhaps they can wear "gang" material?)
Since your working on the musical, I'm allowed to be biased. ;)

Since your working on the musical, I'm allowed to be biased. ;)

YAY! *cookie for you!*

YAY! *cookie for you!*
*tosses it in the newly dubbed "Cavity Pile" pile*

Couldn't people just use the South Park character creator as their own and you could take it from there?
exactly what i was thinking - i'm doing a little character test now to see what it might look like animated
make sure people choose the light grey background when they screenshot their character to make cutting it out easier. this is gonna be quite a labour-intensive job i should think (unless Jenrak knows some faster way than i do), so i'll help out with this.
Jenrak: tell me what format you want the character(s) in (EPS or what?). i'm seperating out arms, head and eyes should be pretty easy, so we'll want to keep them as seperate layers... hence EPS?



oh and regarding the music side of things, i don't doubt music and vocals will have to be put together for the songs (and other production-side stuff). if nobody else wants to i can do that (i have some experience here with bands and stuff)


Alrightie...south park characters...

Me normally:
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b131/Colodia/14b96ca0.gif
So you have an idea.

Me as I'd like to look in the flash:
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b131/Colodia/cb5c7172.gif
Though, if this is a little too extravegeant (sp) for a flash or too complicated, I can do something else.


I don't have a digital camera so I don't have any RL pics to show you guys.
again i don't know what Jenrak says, but from a general animation point of view the second one would both be a bitch to seperate-out and animate.

it would be easiest on the animators if everyone kept the same standard eyes and smiley mouth, cos then parts can just be re-used rather than having to animate each character individually

Cog's female, I think.
Fris is male.
No idea on Unfree.
Myrth's demodded, but male.
[violet] is female.
Sirocco's male, I believe.
Melkor's male.
Katganistan is female.

There're more mods, but those are just the ones listed.
Cog is male.....
and Unfree is female

and do i not get to be in this? :(

Cog is male.....
and Unfree is female

and do i not get to be in this? :(
so far you've got a mention, but not much no :(



anyways, i've made a suitable forum here (http://nsthemusical.6.forumer.com/index.php) - register and we can structure this whole thing a lot better!

edit: i haven't put the script & songs we've done so far up there as i think it would be best if NK et al posted it up so they had control of their own threads (rather than them all being mine, if you get what i'm trying to say)


edit2: i'll make NK an admin and whoever wants to a mod when ppl have registered

(very simple) character animation test here (http://nsthemusical.6.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=4#4)

Just a thought - I think there are still some old songs left in the old thread, although I'm not sure if we're using any of them.

Also, how do you register on your forums? It says 'the confirmation code is incorrect' or summat.

I want y'all to know that I literally laughed until I cried while reading that. Especially the Fass/Eut feud. Great work so far...keep it up!!

again i don't know what Jenrak says, but from a general animation point of view the second one would both be a bitch to seperate-out and animate.

it would be easiest on the animators if everyone kept the same standard eyes and smiley mouth, cos then parts can just be re-used rather than having to animate each character individually
yes...that would probably be best...

Only thing that changes can be outfits.

(very simple) character animation test here (http://nsthemusical.6.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=4#4)

Good job, PM! But...yes, that arm... its... O.o

And I don't know if you noticed, but I caught a hint of the (our) left arm's outline from where it originally was.

Good job nonetheless.

Just a thought - I think there are still some old songs left in the old thread, although I'm not sure if we're using any of them.

I'll go and find all any of the songs mentioned on the old thread and just copy n' paste. That way no one will be left out. :)

Also, how do you register on your forums? It says 'the confirmation code is incorrect' or summat.
really? shit.
there might be some kind of image you have to type in the code from, i'm not sure. anyone else had any problems? :confused:

made some changes, try now


Only thing that changes can be outfits.
*nods*


Good job, PM! But...yes, that arm... its... O.o

And I don't know if you noticed, but I caught a hint of the (our) left arm's outline from where it originally was.

Good job nonetheless.
yeah i saw that... not sure why... and, as i say, ignore the arm lol

its a first test and this isn't using Flash anyway (using a crap substitute) so you can expect the end results to be better! (and less arm-wavingly surreal :P )

yeah i saw that... not sure why... and, as i say, ignore the arm lol

its a first test and this isn't using Flash anyway (using a crap substitute) so you can expect the end results to be better! (and less arm-wavingly surreal :P )

PM: "Ph34r t3h 4rm-sp1nn1n6 p0w3rz!" :D

Yes, it works now PM. Thanks. I've posted my songs: others should do likewise etc.

anyways, i've made a suitable forum here (http://nsthemusical.6.forumer.com/index.php) - register and we can structure this whole thing a lot better!

edit: i haven't put the script & songs we've done so far up there as i think it would be best if NK et al posted it up so they had control of their own threads (rather than them all being mine, if you get what i'm trying to say)


edit2: i'll make NK an admin and whoever wants to a mod when ppl have registered
sweeeet! Will I be able to upload some audio and stuff on this forum? It looks like there's an audio thread, but how might I go about uploading something?

Tink, if you want in on this, you prolly will be. Just talk to Neo K to see if you can be put in for some role.

So, do we know if Jenrak will want the SP characters, or will he create some from scratch? I'm assuming the former, because it'd be easier, right?

He's opened a thread for them here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=437606).

Guys, I'm gonna be in Anaheim for the next couple of days.

I do have a PSP with an internet browser and internet connection, but since it's a bitch typing ANYTHING on that thing, I'll be quieter than a mouse. So all I'll be doing Saturday and Sunday is pop in every once in a while and check up on things and observe, but not say a word.

(If you guys need to contact me, thought I doubt it, don't telegram me on my nation. kevinhasemail@gmail.com is my email and I'll read what you need to tell me. Though remember, I won't be able to respond very effectively nor will I be able to do much of anything.)

sweeeet! Will I be able to upload some audio and stuff on this forum? It looks like there's an audio thread, but how might I go about uploading something?
i don't think you can upload anything to this forum, however i have unlimited webspace on my server so you can either email stuff to me to host or, if you know how, we could set up some kind of upload protocol on one of my domains (most likely www.hlj.me.uk for now). i have no idea how to do that - though i understand its possible.

other than that there are plenty of file storage websites similar to imageshack out there - here's one https://www.web-a-file.com/Redirect.cgi?html=pp.html&section=8



oh and have fun in Anaheim, Colodia :)
*wants a PSP*

I've been babysitting all day and I read through most of the other pages. Act will be finished by tonight is there are enough songs.

<voice-over to Neutered Sputniks>
NS: And it was on that day that darkness began to loom over the forums. The once great Myrth had been captured by the last remaining units of trolls that had been ravaging the forums since the First Forum War way back in the Silver Age. It was obvious that the attack was well coordinated because no one even suspected it. It began as a simple falme, then the trolls made their move. At first it was not known why they had captured Myrth, although he commanded the respect of the Generalites, he was not a mod. He could not give them access to any files, or so the moderators believed. The moderators, after pacifying the crowd, returned to their mod cave to discuss their next move.
<go to the mod cave>
Frisbeetaria: DAMN IT!, Damn it all, you let him go, Cogitation! How could you?

Cogitation: I tried, but there was just too many of those fuckers!

Sirocco: That's not a valid excuse! They have Myrth, do you know the size of the shitstorm will be once the Generalites find out that the trolls took Myrth? By Barry, we could very well lose our jobs!

Melkor Unchained: I can't lose my job! Next to interior decorating, moderating is my life!

Sirocco: What about me? I have been here longer than you, how do you think I feel? I can't go back to telemarketing, that was so dreadfully boring.

Cogitation: Hey, asss goblin, I tried, it's not my fault they swarmed us, I didn't start the fight.

Melkor Unchained: How do we know that?

Cogitation: Melkor, what the hell?! I didn't start that thread.

Melkor Unchained: Oh, well then who did, who started it, hmm?

<Drunk Commies (Deleted) walks in>
Drunk Commies Deleted: Er, that was me...sorry.

Frisbeetaria: It was you?

DCD: Yes, I didn't mean for it to turn into a flame.

Cogitation: <He walks over to See, Melkor, I told you it wasn't me.

Melkor Unchained: Be that as it may, I think my suspicion was completely warranted.

DCD: Um, mods?

Cogitation: Warranted, on what grounds?

Melkor Unchained: Because you were the last to come out there.

Cogitation: I was taking a breather, that's all.

DCD: Excuse me?

Melkor Unchained: By breather do you mean, plotting?!

Cogitation: You know damn well what I meant, you Randist!

Melkor Unchained: I am an Objectivist, not a Randist!

Cogitation: Same difference, they both involve that old Russian hag.

Melkor Unchained: How dare you insult the very reason for which the sun rises, you illegeitmate child!

DCD: Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuys! God damn it, listen to me!

<The two stop fighting>

Both: What is it?

DCD: Am I punished or..what?

Melkor Unchained: Oh, I nearly forgot about that. <he pulls out a pistol and shoots DCD> There, now don't do it again, do you understand?

DCD: Yes, quite clearly actually. <he holds his chest and falls on his knees in a comedic fashion> Oh, not again. <he dies>

:D

Love the ending. Reminds me a bit of the flower in the Hitchhiker's series. ;)

"Oh dear, not again..." *falls to its doom*

:D

Love the ending. Reminds me a bit of the flower in the Hitchhiker's series. ;)

"Oh dear, not again..." *falls to its doom*
I'm thinking about killing DCD at least two more times, hehe.

*Meanwhile, at the secret troll headquarters that no one but the trolls knew where it was...*

Troll3: Damn, our troll headquarters sure is awesome and secretive....here in Pittsburgh.

Troll2: *points to Myrth, bound, gagged, and tied up to a chair* We'll give you three chances to tell us where the scroll is, lest we delete you once and for all.

Myrth: Mmph!

Troll3: Tell us, WHERE IS THE SCROLL!?

Myrth: Mmmpble!

Troll4: That's one. Here's two. Where is the scroll?!?!?

Myrth: MMMMMMMMMMMMPT!

Troll2: He is mocking us now. Your final chance. Where. is. the. scroll?

Myrth: Go-mmpble fu-mmpft mmping-olls!

Troll2: Oh dammit, sorry about the whole gagging thing...*takes off gag*

Myrth: For the last fucking time, it's with Sirocco!

Troll2: ....Alright. Trolls. Huddle.

*Trolls 2-5 huddle together and whisper together*

Troll2: Alright. We need to use Myrth to get to Sirocco or we'll never get the legendary scroll of Commando[2] and fufill our destinies.

Troll3: But how ever can we get Myrth to join us?

Troll4: Hmm...what if we promise him fame like never before?

Troll2: Damn Generalites already made a fad out of him in their stupid polls.

Troll3: What about we debate him to death?

Troll2: Are you stupid or something? No one ever wins debates.

Troll3: No no, just watch me.

*Troll3 approaches Myrth*

Troll3: Myrth. In a perfect world, good always triumphs over evil. But we are not in a perfect world, so thus evil should always triumph over good, right?

Myrth: Hot damn I never was good at debating. I'll take your word for it. Hell, I'll even join you guys.

Troll2: ...

Troll4: ...

Troll3: ...Oh...uh...okay then...Now if you'll just sign these papers waiving your right to sue us and our evil organization if your ever deleted we'll be on our way...and these health insurance forms...

Myrth: Lemme sign lemme sign!

*end of flashback*

NS: And so, as you can see, the mods were weakened, Myrth crossed over to the dark side, the trolls had INFALLIBLE health insurance.


EDIT: Bah...feel free to work with it as you will.

Sorry. Forgot to read *all* of it. Okay just show me what you would look like as a South Park Character. Use links to photobucket or something.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a385/noblemen/2337eb76.jpg

And why am I not on the songwriter list? I did do the Sirocco song, you know.

Act 1 is great. Act 2 is looking brilliant so far.

Newbie: That must have been a hell of an insurance package.

NS: Oh, it was. It even had a full, comprehensive dental plan. The trolls were receiving high quality insurance while the moderators were receiving emergency-only packages, it was ridiculous! If only Max hadn't of been such a cheap son of a bitch. He held his wallet tighter than he held his di... <Newbie coughs> Sorry about that, I didn't mean to ramble on and on like that. With Myrth on their side, they would soon become an unstoppable power.
<the trolls secreat headquarters>
Troll1: Haha! Finally, after so many years of degredation, we will have our revenge!

Troll2: And perhaps then I will finally be able to get laid.

Troll1: The forum will be one giant orgy of blood, and unrestricted sexual pleasure as well.

Troll3: Well, the two could be the same thign if you're a sadist or masochist.

Troll1 True, but is anyone here either of those?

Troll4: Me.

Troll5: I am.

Troll6: A sadist over here!

Troll7: Has anyone seen my whip?

Troll1 Hm, I didn't know there were that many.

Troll2: You'd be supprised.

Troll1: I am sure I would be. Nothing can stop is now, not a goddamn thign short of the hand of Max himself!

Troll2: And even that wouldn't be much help.

<the room bursts with laughter>

Troll1: Quite right, quite right.
After all these years, we'll finally have our revenge
For all the times those dirty mods made us crenge
Soon we will rise and become unstoppable
Soon our numbers will be insurmountable

Troll2:
No longer will our forum status be so low
Soon we will change the status qoue!
Our reign shall last a thousand years
Held together by ancient fears!

Troll1:
The moderators will soon fear us
Our fellow comrades will chear us
Our flag shall be out on the mod cave
The forum will be transformed into a rave

Nothing can stop us nooow!

Trolls 1-3:
The Generalites will soon surrender
Or their access will we hender
Never again will we be called lunatics
Never again will be at the mercy of those pricks

General will fall under our massive grip
They will soon say to the modserators, RIP
Mercy and compassion will we lack
Once our leader from long ago is back!

Myrth: I don't mean to interrupt your musical interlude, but what exactly do you need me for?

Troll1: Pardon?

Myrth: Why do you require my services?

Troll1: That will be revealed to you in the future.

Myrth: Uh, but I want to know now.

Troll1: Later.

Myrth: Now it's later.

Troll1: Later as in not today.

Myrth: Tell me, don't be a bastard tell me.

Troll1: Alright, alright you see <he hits Myrth in the head with a salted trout and he falls over on the floor.> There, that's better.

<We go back to the mod cave.>

Cogitation: What am I going to do? Everyone hates me, especially Melkor.

Katganistan: Melkor doesn't have a soul, so he doesn't count.

Cogitation: Even if he did, it wouldn't matter. Fris thinks I'm incapable of performing my duties and I've never seen Sirocco so pissed.

Kataganistan: Dont' worry about it.

Cogitation: Don't worry about it? My mod career could effectively be oevr and you're telling me to not worry?

Katganistan: Yes, something like that.

Cogitation: I can't help it, I don't want to lose my job. I love it, as stressful as it may be, I enjoy the posters, like Zooke, Potaria, Israelites et Buddist, Deluze, and Zooke.

Kataganistan: Still, you shouldn't worry so much.

Cogitation: I can't, so that's that.

Katagnistan: Oh, Cog, listen to me: (Now Kat sings Monty Python's Always Look on the Bright Side of Life.)
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...
Always look on the bright side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
And... always look on the bright side of life...
whistle
Come on!
other start to join in
Always look on the bright side of life...
whistle
For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow!
So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!
And always look on the bright side of life...
whistle
Always look on the bright side of life
whistle

Cogitation: You're right, Kat, I shouldn't be so down in the dumps.

Katganistan: Now you're getting it, if you're optimistic about life, nothing can keep you down, unless of course you're Native American, then you're constantly being screwed.

Cogitation: From now on, I'm always going to look on thr bright side of life.

Katganistan: That's the spirit!

<the intercome in the mod cave sounds>

Announcer: This message is for Moderator Cogitation.

Cogitation: I wonder why they're calling me.

Katganistan: Maybe you're going to be forgiven.

Cogitation: Is that possible?

Katganistan: Of course it is.

Announcer: Cogitation, your powers will be temperarily suspended and you are to report to the General Forum Parliament to justify your actions to the Grand Jury, that is all. Have a moderately pleasant day.

Kataganistan: Oh, my, well that was, er...

Cogitation: SON OF A BITCH!

A concern on the actual production of this thing.

I don't know all that much about creating flash animations, so correct me if I assume you can do something that is impossible or any other inaccuracies.

I think for the production, we can break it down into three different categories, each needing to be constructed differently:

Original songs

The vocals would need to be recorded first (so I can get a taste of the melody).
The musical score gets created around the vocals.
The vocals get re-recorded over the score (for pitch and timing perfections).
The animation goes last, following the vocals.


Parodies

Music gets recorded.
Vocals added in after.
Animation last, following the vocals


Everything else (dailogue and such)

Dailogue gets recorded.
Animation drawn to follow.
Musical score added to finish it off.


Again, this is just my idea for creating the pieces, if there are any problems or concerns, let me know, but I think this is the best way for me (or anyone else) to synchronize the music and the graphics and have it turn out well. Let me know of any other processess that are be better!

NS: Cogitation had to face the music. He knew his career was essentially over. All of his years of loyal service would mean nothing to him after the trial. He had forced himself to resist flaming fellow players in order to maintain his reputation, he had tried never to be too rash or to lenient. All of that meant nothing. As he waited for the hours to pass until it was time for his trial, the trolls worked tediously on their master plan, soon everything would fall into place, but the timing had to be flawless.

<the Troll's lair>
Commando[2]: Wake him up.

Troll1: <slaps Myrth with a sheepskin pelt> Wake up!

Myrth: I swear she was eighteen!

Troll1: What?

Myrth: <looks around> Oh, nothing. What do you want?

Commando[2]: It is time.

Myrth: Time for what exactly?

Commandop[2]: To fulfill your destiny!

Myrth: Um, I do not mean to sound offensive, but was extremely cliche' and very tasteless.

Commando[2]: Really, you think so?

Myrth: Yeah.

Commando[2]: Alright, let me try this again. It is time to complete the next phase of my master plan!

Myrth: Wow, I haven't heard that a million times!

Commando[2]: Oh, goddamn it... One last time, it is time to co... Oh fuck it, just follow me.

Myrth: Okay. Why didn't you say that in the first place, it could hacve made things move alot more efficiently?

Commando[2]: I don't know, I wanted to be dramatic. This could be the only chance I have to do so, I wanted to make it memorable.

Myrth: No, that's understandable.

Commando[2]: I screwed it up terribly! <He begins to cry> I ruined the whole occasion!

Myrth: No, no, no, no you did very well, I assure you. You simply tried to hard, it wasn't half bad.

Commando[2]: Really?

Myrth: Most certainly, it was a grand introduction.

Commando[2]: Thank you. <He sniffles and wipes the tears from his eyes.> Now, come along, it is time to meet your master!

Myrth: Is this a sex womp?

Commando[2]: No, why?

Myrth: Just checking.

<they walk town a dimly lit corrodor and then they walk into a room>

Myrth: You know, you look awfully familiar?

Commando[2]: Who do I remind you of?

Myrth: Wouldn't it be "Of whom do I remind you?".

Commando[2]: My mistake. Of whom do I remind you?

Myrth: I am not sure, someone from long ago.

Commando[2]: Take a closer look. <he removes the paper bag from his head.>

Myrth: You!

Commando[2]: Yes, it is I...

Myrth: You're Satan!

Commando[2]: No, I'm Commando[2], remember me, the trolling bastard? Although Satan will be joining us soon.

Myrth: I remember you, you're the one with the two inch pe...

Commando[2]: That rumor is not true.

Myrth: But you're perma-banned, how can this be?

Commando[2]: One word, three syllables, Sirocco.

Myrth: Sirocco, what does he have to do with this?

Commando[2]: We managed to hack into his account and wouldn't you know it? While my minions were theere they decided to un-ban me.

Myrth: You bastard!

Commando[2]: Ahahahahahaahaha!

Myrth: What do you need me for?

Commando[2]: They only managed to hack into it for a limited time and in that time they only freed me. We need you to do the rest.

Myrth: I don't quite understand, you're being rather vague. What is the rest?

Commando[2]:The rest is to free out master.

Myrth: That being?

Commando[2]: Lord Alanysum.

Myrth: What!? I don't have that kind of access, you would need some sort of, of...

Commando[2]: Scroll? To be more specific the Scroll of the Troll. <he holds it in his hands>

Myrth: Where did you find that?

Commando[2]: The local flea market, the have such great bargains.

Myrth: I see, and you need me to access it for you?

Commando[2]: Correct.

Myrth: What of Sirocco?

Commando[2]: He will be a host for Lord Alanysum.

Myrth: Ahw, what will happen after that?

Commando[2]: We will take over NationStates and rule the forums!

Hmm I assume you were talking about me second to last scene. Notice the improper spelling of my name. But hay being mentioned is sweet, if it is me. Of course the day cog. said that about me, I might just faint, but lord knows it wouldn't be the first time I blacked out. :p Ill be watching this to see how it goes aye, tis much enjoyed. Bravo

Brodi/Fox/Brooksie

I fixed your name, Israelites et Buddist
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Myrth: With one possessed moderator?

Commando[2]: We will offer them power in exchange for assistance.

Myrth: They'll never do such a thing!

Commando[2]: You did.

Myrth: Good point, but still that will not be enough to take over the forums, there are thousands upon thousands of posters.

Commando[2]: That's what the trolls are for.

Myrth: Are you referring to those ragtag newbie trolls over there?

Commando[2]: Yes, but we will also have the Great Ones such as Jesussaves and Beeker, Satan and VoteEarly. All will be brought back once Lord Alanysum is here. Even you will be greatly rewarded.

Myrth: I will not help you!

Commando[2]: Then you will lose your dental plan!

Myrth: I will not.

Commando[2]: Not even for revenge.

Myrth: <He stops> What was that?

Commando[2]: Revenge, you could take revenge on all of those who spat on your well, uh, well-known name.

Myrth: I, I can't, it is not right.

Commando[2]: Don't be a little bitch about it, you're going to do it either way so take the one with the reward.

Myrth: You can't make me!

Commando[2]: Then you will be tied to a chair and forced to watch reruns of Welcome Back Cotter and the Brady Bunch.

Myrth: You sadistic..uh, you're sadistic!

Commando[2]: Does that mean you will do it?

Myrth: Of course it does!

Commando[2]: <he holds out his hand> Good.

Myrth: <Myrth shakes his hand and then Commando[2] two cuts it> Ow, what the fuck was that for? That really hurt!

Commando[2]: The blood of a moderator, current or retired, is needed.

Myrth: You could have given me a warning before you gave me a Turkish Hello!

Commando[2]: It was a tiny prick.

Myrth: You're a prick.

Commando[2]: Well, I'm sorry. May we continue?

Myrth: Alright, but don't do that again, or it's my foot up your arse.

Commando[2]: Do you remember the code?

Myrth: Yes.

Commando[2]: Good, now here. <He hands Myrth the scroll>

Myrth: Zebrakalai, l33t, l33t. Powers of the scroll, reveal yourself! <he reads a page> What the hell? It says you don't need blood!

Commando[2]: My mistake.

Myrth: You bugger, you knifed me for nothing!

Commando[2]: Goddamn it, may we please forget about that finish the fucking ritual!

Myrth: Fine! Oozwaba, give me the account of Sirocco! Give me his powers for all the hours, grant me his keys to the realm of DEATion, give the power I seek. <nothing happens> Damn it, give the powers now or I'll smsh into a million fucking pieces! <it gives him the power>

Scroll: That was rather rude, I demand an apology.

Myrth: I'm sorry, but to be fair you were being uncooperative.

Scroll: Uncooperative, how dare .... <Myrth rolls up the scroll.>

Myrth: Now let's get to the possession.

Commando[2]: Bring in Sirocco!

Sirocco: Get off of me, let me go or I'm telling!

Commando[2]: Quiet down, shhh.

Sirocco: Myrth, help me, you have to help me, brother!

Myrth: Here. <he extends his hand>

Sirocco: hank you, aahhahaha!!!<there's a glowing light, like in that movie Poltergeist.> Ahhaahaha! <Sirocco's essecnce is in Myrth's palm.>

Myrth: Do you have a container of some sort?

Commando[2]: Um, here's one. <he picks up a ZipLock container> It has a bit of dry food in it.

Myrth: That's alright, give to me. <Myrth takes the container and places Sirocco's essence in it> Now, bring back the soul of Alanysum, enter this body and take hold of its faculties! <There is another flashy light thing and Alanysum enters Sirocco'sbody.>

Alanysum: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! God damn it feels good to be back!

Commando[2]: Mein Fuehrer, you are returned! What have you been doing this entire time?

Alanysum: Plotting mostly.

Commando[2]: Have you been practicing your trolling?

Alanysum: Aye, but sadly, not to the same degree that I used to. I mostly just, trolled in the dark.

Commando[2]: What?

Alanysum:
I get up in the evening, and I ain’t got nothing to say
That you could care about, and that's the way it's going to stay
I ain’t nothing but a troll, man aren't you just bored with my shit
Hey there Frisbee, I don't really want a DEAT.

You can’t start a flame war, you can’t start a flame war without a spark
That's what I'm here for, even if I'm just Trolling in the dark

Message keeps getting clearer, no-one ever wants me in this place
If you saw me outside your house you'ld destroy my clothes my hair my face
Man I ain’t angerin no-one just sitting in a dump like this
There’s some abortion threads somewhere baby I just know that there is

You can’t start a flame war, you can’t start a flame war without a spark
That's what I'm here for, even if I'm just Trolling in the dark

You sit around getting older there’s a Troll here somewhere and look it's me
I’ll shake this ban off my shoulders and soon you will all hate me

Stay on the bad side of the Mods and they’ll be deleting you on sight
They say you got to stay away cause you got IP banned last night
I’m dying for some action I’m sick of sitting ’round here trying to write
This thread
I need a bad reaction come on now baby just tell me you want me dead

You can’t start a flame war, you can’t start a flame war without a spark
That's what I'm here for, even if I'm just Trolling in the dark

You can’t start a flame war, you can’t start a flame war without a spark
That's what I'm here for, even if I'm just Trolling in the dark

Even if I'm just Trolling in the dark

Even if I'm just Trolling in the dark

Even if I'm just Trolling in the dark

(Bit of music)

Hey flame me!

(Music solo to fade)

lol! I especially loved the knifing part, Neo. Nice work.

lol! I especially loved the knifing part, Neo. Nice work.
Thank you, I'm sorry if this act isn't as sing-songy, but I'm glad it's funny.

Very funny so far. Though I seem to have been forgotten from the transition of the 1st thread to the second thread. :p


~The Modified Freedom Forces of Euroslavia
Nationstates Forum Moderator~

Very funny so far. Though I seem to have been forgotten from the transition of the 1st thread to the second thread. :p


~The Modified Freedom Forces of Euroslavia
Nationstates Forum Moderator~
Yes! Moderatorial Approval! I've been wondering what the mods thought of this (General seems to have taken a quiet interest in it, considering the thread views), and I'm glad to know at least one likes it. No worries, Euro, I'm sure you'll get tossed into the mix. Wanna be a Mod Martyr? ;) :p

Very funny so far. Though I seem to have been forgotten from the transition of the 1st thread to the second thread. :p


~The Modified Freedom Forces of Euroslavia
Nationstates Forum Moderator~
I've been reading this for the first time and laughing my ass off! It's friggin' hilarious! :D

I've been keeping track of it ever since the first thread was started. After all, I've been in musicals my entire life.

A Mod Martyr?!? Hmm...would that mean I die? :p


~The Modified Freedom Forces of Euroslavia
Nationstates Forum Moderator~

I've been keeping track of it ever since the first thread was started. After all, I've been in musicals my entire life.

A Mod Martyr?!? Hmm...would that mean I die? :p


~The Modified Freedom Forces of Euroslavia
Nationstates Forum Moderator~

lol, you have? ..You wanna voice part? I'm sure Neo K would love it.

lol..Yes..by..uh...valiantly leading the charge...? Or, just sacrificed by the evil trolls/Myrth. ;)

Edit: O.o By the way..you happen to know what any of the other mods think about it?

I've been keeping track of it ever since the first thread was started. After all, I've been in musicals my entire life.

A Mod Martyr?!? Hmm...would that mean I die? :p


~The Modified Freedom Forces of Euroslavia
Nationstates Forum Moderator~
I am so thrilled that you like it. :) Let's see, you could sacrifice yourself to save Cogitation or Myrth? You could come back in spirit, like in Star Wars. I would also love if you did a voice part.

Eutrusca, did you think that fight between you and Fass was too much?

Hey congrats that was really funny :D

<All of the trolls clap>

Commando[2]: Brilliant, mein Fuehrer, simply brilliant

Alanysum: I would appreciate it if you stopped calling me that, my name is Brittany.

Myrth: Brittany, but that's a girl's name?

Alanysum: Yes, I'm well aware of that.

Myrth: Wow, you must have had to tolerate such terrible taunts.

Alanysum: Oh, yes the children at school calle me Girly-man.

Myrth: Was this was when you were in high school?

Alanysum: No, that was three days ago at the reunion.

Myrth: Ahw.

Alanysum: Yeah...you know, now that I think about it, I prefer mein Fuehrer.

Myrth: Good choice.

Commando[2]: May we begin to bring back the others, master?

Alanysum: Not all of them, only a few today, otherwise there won't be time to watch the movie I rented for us.

Commando[2]: Oh, what movie did you rent?

Alanysum: Mona Lisa Smile.

Myrth: ..are you sure they called you girly-man because of your name?

Alanysum: Bugger off...

Myrth: Alright, no need to get your panties in a bunch.

Alanysum: I was not being like that, I was simply answering a question.

Myrth: Sure you were..Brittany.

Alanysum: That's it, get out, I want no more to do with you!

Myrth: Oh, come on. Let me stay.

Alanysum: No, out!

Myrth: Please?

Alanysum: No!

Myrth: I'll take you shopping later.

Alanysum: May I buy those new pumps I've been wanting?

Myrth: But of course, I wouldn't dream of denying you.

Alanysum: Then you may stay.

Commando[2]: Matser, who shall we resurrect?

Alanysum: Beeker, he was second only to me.

Commando[2]: yes, sir. I will bring his ashes to you.

Alanysum: <he pours the ashes on the floor> One of us, one us us. Gooble gobble, gooble gobble. One of us, one of us. Gooble gobble, gooble gobble. AHHHHHHHHH! < light shoots from his palm and hits the ashes. Then the Beeker arises from them, like a phoenix or something.>

Beeker: I am returned!

Alanysum: Welcome back, Beeker.

Alrightie. After this I won't be able to add anymore to the script for the next couple of days. :( Though I will be reading this thread from my PSP, I cannot type.

NS: Now, as you can see, things were getting dreadfully complicated. Sirocco was possesed by Alanysum and all the old trolls were resurrected under one leader. The trolls were organizing and regrouping and were proving to be quite the force to reckon with.

Newbie: So when does the hero come in?

NS: Ahh, perfect timing. Yes, this is when the hero comes in....August of 2005 was his join date...

*another flashback*

Rivera: *checks map* Is THIS the so-called paradise that is NS General?

*NS General, with tables turned over and beer all over the floor appears. And random Generalites bickering about*

Isrealites: Where is Myrth?

Foxxinnia: Yes, where the hell is he? Has be been abducted by a greater conspiracy?

Kat: *gets on loudspeaker and points in toward Foxx* Attention Generalites! There is no conspiracy! That is all.

Foxx: *ears bleeding* Oh God, woman! My ears! They burn!

Kat: Well we're in war time, so that's considered a warning.

Fris: *shines his double-barrel shotgun, eyeing Czardas* Don't you dare spam, boy...

Czardas: *glares at Fris* I'll damn well spam whereever I want to, ya damn mods! *throws up*

Colodia: *picks up Czardas* Dammit man, your drunk!

Czardas: I'm soooo not drunk! *wobbles* And a big SIEG HEIL to President Bush! Whatta guy.......*slurs rest of his words*

Colodia: We need a hero....

Isrealites: But whom?

Rivera: Excuse me, but is this NS General?

Colodia: Yer lookin' at it, kid.

Rivera: And aren't you Colodia, 15? I'm your 5 years your senior!

Colodia: And yet I'm still considered to be older than you so long as I have a bigger post count...life's funny that way, isn't it?

Rivera: No...no it's not. What happened here?

Colodia: Well, we're not exactly sure. But the mods are looking quite troubled and are waiting for Sirocco, the admin, to come back and tell them what to do.

Rivera: Sirocco?

Colodia: Yes, *points to a picture of Sirocco in a crown and laughing manically over a mountin of gold* That guy. He's our hero.

Rivera: ....Reminds me of how the North Koreans love their leader...yuck...

Colodia: Hmm?

Rivera: Never mind. And why is everyone in an uproar?

Czardas: I can answer that! *sobs uncontrollably* WE'RE NOT HAVING CAKE DAY!

Colodia: Yes, they've taken away cake day because of inappropriateness to their current situation and now we're here, drunk on debating, and cake-less.

Fairy: *smashes bottle* Dammit NS! I want my Virgin Mary with alcohol in it!

NS: But that won't make it a virgin!

Fairy: *drunken* Oh you'd like it to not be a virgin, WOULDN'T YOU? *passes out*

Rivera: Sounds bad.

Colodia: Quite kinky indeed. Look. There's an underground movement dedicated to working around the mods and finding out what's going on ourselves. It's at Isrealites' mother's house at 1 a.m....no one's on General at that time...be there if you want to know the truth....

*end of flashback*

NS: And with that Colodia, by the way, I don't know WHY I'm saying this suddenly but God damn, that's one SWELL kid! And with that, Colodia recruited our hero into the underground movement dedicated to finding out what's wrong and what they can do about it without the help of the mods.




Author's note: (Don't add THIS part to the main story plz.) I forgot how the story goes from NK's last post so I thought we'd finally introduce our hero, Rivera (it's a common last name, I thought it sounded unique enough yet bland enough to not have any political affiliation). I thought we'd show the mods as a crumbling power and a rise of an underground movement of Generalite spammers and jokers. The movement can help jump-start the hero on his way to fight the bad guys and pop in later on for comic relief.

lol, that was great, Colodia. On the old thread, check out page 40, where my "Hero Introduction" post is, and see if you can match those two up, and it'd be perfectly workable.

lol, hmm, it's very interesting, Colodia! I like it!

Anyway, I've got an audio sample of the first part for the Trolling Rhapsody up and hopefully running, though the website creator host is being really dumb (I can't edit the index page even after I delete it and make an entirely new one) and I don't feel like getting frustrated over it right now. For some reason, I can't get it to play in WMP, though it works fine in iTunes, Musicmatch and various other audio editing programs I have. Your best bet if would be just to download it and select a program to open it with. Anyway, it's mainly a sample, and if this site continues to be retarded, I'll consider hosting my audio somewhere else. LGD, if you want to try the vocals for this, go for it! I'll probably post this on the NS musical forum PM created also.

http://host.picturewizard.com/2005-8/381599/

If no one is having any luck in getting this to work, slap me for being dumb :( .

lol, hmm, it's very interesting, Colodia! I like it!

Anyway, I've got an audio sample of the first part for the Trolling Rhapsody up and hopefully running, though the website creator host is being really dumb (I can't edit the index page even after I delete it and make an entirely new one) and I don't feel like getting frustrated over it right now. For some reason, I can't get it to play in WMP, though it works fine in iTunes, Musicmatch and various other audio editing programs I have. Your best bet if would be just to download it and select a program to open it with. Anyway, it's mainly a sample, and if this site continues to be retarded, I'll consider hosting my audio somewhere else. LGD, if you want to try the vocals for this, go for it! I'll probably post this on the NS musical forum PM created also.

http://host.picturewizard.com/2005-8/381599/

If no one is having any luck in getting this to work, slap me for being dumb :( .

Damn, it's a 404. I had a nerdy idea..can you make it into a torrent?

Or you can use www.dropfile.com Couldn't remember any other sites of a similar nature.

lol, that was great, Colodia. On the old thread, check out page 40, where my "Hero Introduction" post is, and see if you can match those two up, and it'd be perfectly workable.
What post number? There are only 35 pages on the previous thread.

Damn, it's a 404. I had a nerdy idea..can you make it into a torrent?
hmmm, I think it's finally registering that I deleted the orignial index page. Try this one:

http://home.ripway.com/2005-8/381599/

What post number? There are only 35 pages on the previous thread.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9418112&postcount=398

No idea how I thought that was page 40.

hmmm, I think it's finally registering that I deleted the orignial index page. Try this one:

http://home.ripway.com/2005-8/381599/

Yup, it's there. I'll check it out.

..Whoa. I'm gonna have to really memorize the original.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9418112&postcount=398

No idea how I thought that was page 40.
Well...if you guys want to work that in...you can...though I must've missed that post the other night so I didn't really make my script easy for anyone to do that....

Well...if you guys want to work that in...you can...though I must've missed that post the other night so I didn't really make my script easy for anyone to do that....
lol, it's fine. I may do it myself, or Neo can if he wants it. If he doesn't, meh. No loss, lol.

lol, it's fine. I may do it myself, or Neo can if he wants it. If he doesn't, meh. No loss, lol.
Yeah it's 11:20 so critical thinking juices aren't flowing. ;)

Yup, it's there. I'll check it out.

..Whoa. I'm gonna have to really memorize the original.
let me know if you get it to work

Great so far, guys. :D

let me know if you get it to work

I got it to work. Awesome! However, I think about a minute into it I hear a Windows "duh-ding" sound. Dunno if you caught that or not...

Awesome, awesome stuff though. :)

Yeah it's 11:20 so critical thinking juices aren't flowing. ;)

lol, that post I made and linked you to was made about that time or later, I think. :p Lazy ass and your excuses. I blame it on you being Californian. Damned hippies!

Achtung, I got it to work, sounds good. As I said, I'll have to memorize the original first, and very intently, so I can be sure I've got a handle on at least being able to try the parody version.

I'd be happy to contribute a song if you give me the lyrics.

Good to know we're getting lots of interest in this now. A reminder: there's now a forum, courtesy of PM, at http://nsthemusical.6.forumer.com/index.php.

I am so thrilled that you like it. :) Let's see, you could sacrifice yourself to save Cogitation or Myrth? You could come back in spirit, like in Star Wars. I would also love if you did a voice part.

Eutrusca, did you think that fight between you and Fass was too much?

I'd prefer to sacrifice myself to Cogitation, hehe. Coming back in spirit sounds good too. Though, I'm not sure if I'd do a voice part.


~The Modified Freedom Forces of Euroslavia
Nationstates Forum Moderator~

I'd prefer to sacrifice myself to Cogitation, hehe. Coming back in spirit sounds good too. Though, I'm not sure if I'd do a voice part.


~The Modified Freedom Forces of Euroslavia
Nationstates Forum Moderator~
I'll write that in, if you don't wish to sing it could be a sort of rhyming dialogue if you prefer.

sirocco, there is a song you could sing. In fact it's about you.
There's no need to fear, Sirocco is here!

When spammers of these threads appear
And break the rules that they should fea
And piss off all those who post here
The cry goes up both far and near for
Sirocco, Sirocco!
Sirocco, Sirocco!

Speed of lightning! Roar of thunder!
Never making a single blunder!
Sirocco! Sirocco!

When in their Cave the moddies read
Of those who we want to make bleed
And DEAT is what they really need.
To make life good with blinding speed goes
Sirocco, Sirocco!
Sirocco, Sirocco!

Speed of lightning! Roar of thunder!
Never making a single blunder!
Sirocco! Sirocco!

Can I appear in it? I can be one of the experienced old-timers in the "future" section.

Can I appear in it? I can be one of the experienced old-timers in the "future" section.
I don't see why not, not that I'm that important in the hierarchy, but ask someone else.

Oh, and I'll also be happy to contribute the music for any songs, just TG me the lyrics.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
P.S. I object to my portrayal in Colodia's last post! :mad:

Czardas, can you record music? Because, if so, I could send you the scores for my songs - I can't get my computer set up right to record (for I am weak).

I decided to use The King of Old Broadway, I rewrote some of it, but most of it is the same. Czardas, what would you liked changed?
------------------------
Beeker: It feels moderately well to be back.

Alanysum: I need my number two troll to help me.

Beeker: Help you, with what?

Alanysum: Domination of the forums.

Beeker: Quite ambitious, but how?

Alanysum: We are in possession of the scroll.

Beeker: Ahaha! Good, good.

Alanysum: We have taken Sirocco, soon the others will follow suit.

Beeker: I can''t wait for the time to come when Generalites with bow down to us and kiss our asses! And..<he sees Myrth> Ahaa! What the fuck he is doing here, a moderator are you crazy?!

Alanysum: One, he is no longer a moderator. He retired several months ago for various reasons. Second of all, he is has agreed to help us.

Beeker: How can he be trusted?

Alanysum: He brought me back.

Beeker: Then a friend of your's is a friend of mine.

Myrth: Thank you.

Beeker: Why do you want to help us? You already have the forums in your pockets.

Myrth: It's a long story, so I'll give you the abridged version.

Beeker: Alright.

Myrth:
I was once the king, the king of old NationStates
I would be in every poll, nobody for me had hate
I always had the biggest threads
The crown of General was on my head
The posters in General I graefully led
I never was the pits in any way!

Trolls:
We believe you, others wouldn't
We believe you, ev'ry word
We believe you, others couldn't
We believe each word we've heard

Myrth: I used to be a mod..

Trolls: A mod?

Myrth: The mod of old General
My praises they would post
A kind and gracious host
My threads were always filled with class
The posters would rush at me en mass
Every girl near me would make a pass
You couldn't call me crass in any way!

Trolls:
We believe you, others wouldn't
We believe you, ev'ry word
We believe you, others couldn't
We believe each word we've heard

Myrth:
When I was oft admired
But not hounded
There was a time
When I wasn't very old
There was a time
When each and every thread I touched
Would turn to gold

Trolls:
There was a time
He had the finest posts
His style was always new

Myrth:
Now I am scavenge around
And my posts are far and few!

Trolls:
Poor Myrth, what a shmoozer
Poor Myrth, what a shame
Poor Myrth, what a loser
Poor Myrth, goodbye fame

Myrth:
I used to be the mod
The mod of the forums
Again I will be the mod
And I will rule for them
Used to be the mod
The mod of the forums

On top to stay, hey!

Myrth:
You'll see my name in lights again
I'll go from dark to brights again
My spirits high as kites again
I'll never suffer slights again
I'll taste those sweet delights again
No plethora of plights again
No blossoming of blights again
No frantic fits or frights again
Fame is in my sights again
I'll take those fancy flights again
I'm gonna scale the heights again
Myrth will never drop
Myrth will never stop...
Myrth will be on top again

Trolls:
Fame is in his sights again
He'll take those fancy flights again
He's gonna scale the heights again

All:
He'll/I'll be on top again, hey!

I don't see why not, not that I'm that important in the hierarchy, but ask someone else.

Oh, and I'll also be happy to contribute the music for any songs, just TG me the lyrics.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
P.S. I object to my portrayal in Colodia's last post! :mad:
Oh, good. We need more people who can write music. We have a forum with all of the songs on it.

Czardas, can you record music? Because, if so, I could send you the scores for my songs - I can't get my computer set up right to record (for I am weak).
Yeah, I can. What program are they written on? I can open them if they're compatible with Finale 2004 or Sibelius 3, but not otherwise.

I decided to use The King of Old Broadway, I rewrote some of it, but most of it is the same. Czardas, what would you liked changed?
Just all of my lines in Colodia's post.

Yeah, I can. What program are they written on? I can open them if they're compatible with Finale 2004 or Sibelius 3, but not otherwise.

Hmm, ok...I'll figure something out. If I just sent you an image of them - because I doubt my ubercrappy 'Let's Make A Computer Programme Whose Sole Function Is To Cause Hard Drives To Crash. Repeatedly. And Call It A Composer Programme' will be compatible - would that be ok? I mean, an image of the staves. That makes no sense. Anyway, I'll figure it out. Thanks for the offer.

Just all of my lines in Colodia's post.
Hmm, what if I put FairTInk in your lap, can they stay then?

I'm actually with Czardas here. It's not so much that they're offensive - although I can believe they are to him - but they're just not funny. I don't think they add anything to it.

This part seems unfunny, tell me what you think.
-------------------------------------
Alansyism: And in a few days you will be.

Myrth: Good.

Beeker: Who is next?

Alansyism: Whose ashes do we have?

Commando[2]: Let's see, we have: Jesussaves, Deonel, Eire Shamrocks, Flander, I hate mods, Jabba Huts, Maxtopia III, Kahta, The Red Arrow, Klamoth, and Johnny Wadd.

Alansyism: Good, what of the others?

Commando[2]: They will be resurrected later, once we find their ashes.

Alansyism: Let's get to work. Line up their ashes!

Commando[2]: <He lines them up> It is done.

Alansyism: Ahhh!<light shoots from his palm and hits each of the piles of ashes. Then the trolls listed come to life.>

Jesussaves: I am alive, praise Jesus!

Maxtopia III: What the fuck just happened?

Jesussaves: Don't curse, you infidel.

Maxtopia III: Don't tell me what to do you potatoe head or I'll stick my fucking foot up your...

Alansyism: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Jesussaves: Who are you?

Alansyism: I am Alansyism, I have brought you back so we may take the forums!

Johnny Wadd: You have?

Alanysism: Aye, together we rule and make them all suffer.

Kahta: Can we expell the black people?

<They all look at him>

Alansyism: No.

Kahta: Why not?

Alansyism:Because I said so.

Kahta: Please? <he gives him the puppy dog eyes>

Alansyism: Oh, how cute, alright.

Red Arrow: What? You're going to let that uber-conservative have his way? You're so biased.

Kahta: He already said I could so there!

Red Arrow: What about equality and all that jazz?

Kahta: Blah, blah, blah.

Red Arrow: At least I'm not an inbred Bush-loving hick!

Kahta: Oh yeah? Well at least I didn't get DEATed three or four times! I had two incarnations, I'm acting like a professional and you're acting like a first time troller!

Red Arrow: You want to say that to my face? I'll give you a shiner you prick, just come a bit closer!

Kahta: I'll snap your neck, come on I dare you!

Alansyium: Shut up! Shut the fuck up, goddamn it, or will turn you back in to ashes!

Kahta: But he was, was...

Red Arrow: He started it!

Kahta: Did not!

Alansyium: That's it! Both of you, go to the corner and think about what you've done, go! I'll tell you when you may rejoin us.

Red Arrow: That's not fair!

Kahta: Okay.. <he walks to the corner>

Alansyism: It's my way or the high way, Red.

Red Arrow: Oh, fine... <he walks to the corner>

Myrth: What control you have.

Alansyism: Shut up...

Myrth: I was just marveling at the control you have over your army, you're such a leader!

Alansyism: Heheh...

Myrth: I've never seen such discipline, how do you do it?!

<the scene fades into black>

Hmm, what if I put FairTInk in your lap, can they stay then?Heheh.... ;)







.......No. :p

Heheh.... ;)







.......No. :p
Damn, well it was worth a shot.

I'm actually with Czardas here. It's not so much that they're offensive - although I can believe they are to him - but they're just not funny. I don't think they add anything to it.
No. If I have lines, I want to write them myself. And not just because I'll give myself all the best lines. ;)

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Damn, well it was worth a shot.
I've never actually found Tink the big attraction everyone seems to think she is. In fact, women on these forums in general don't seem to affect me. I can't really imagine how anyone who's as much of a loser as I am and wastes their life playing these stupid online games can possibly be attractive in any way.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Multiverse

I've never actually found Tink the big attraction everyone seems to think she is. In fact, women on these forums in general don't seem to affect me. I can't really imagine how anyone who's as much of a loser as I am and wastes their life playing these stupid online games can possibly be attractive in any way.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Multiverse
Masochism?

I don't see why not, not that I'm that important in the hierarchy, but ask someone else.

Oh, and I'll also be happy to contribute the music for any songs, just TG me the lyrics.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
P.S. I object to my portrayal in Colodia's last post! :mad:

lol, Czardas, I thought that portrayal was quite accurate. :p Actually, I only vaguely recall something about you drinking, I think. And admit it, NS will drive anyone to the bottle if they stay for 10 years. ;) ..That'll be MY excuse, anyways.

And you're welcome to write in your own lines, Czardas, so long as they fit in with the rest of the musical, of course.

Sirocco, I'm glad to hear that another mod wants in on this. Soon, you will all join the fold..yes..*rubs hands together*I mean, you will all greatly enjoy this production...

Sirocco, I'm glad to hear that another mod wants in on this. Soon, you will all join the fold..yes..*rubs hands together*I mean, you will all greatly enjoy this production...
That makes two mods who approve and are willing to contribute. *dances but falls over drunk*

I telegrammed Cogitation. Should I do the same with Myrth, Frisbeetaria, and Melkor?

That makes two mods who approve and are willing to contribute. *dances but falls over drunk*

I telegrammed Cogitation. Should I do the same with Myrth, Frisbeetaria, and Melkor?

I'd suggest Katganistan. No idea if Myrth is still playing or not, Fris might like it, and Melkor I'm kinda doubting. He's more in NS for the debates/RPing, from what I've seen.

lol, Czardas, I thought that portrayal was quite accurate. :p Actually, I only vaguely recall something about you drinking, I think. And admit it, NS will drive anyone to the bottle if they stay for 10 years. ;) ..That'll be MY excuse, anyways. I'm a teetotaler. Partly because where I live you have to be 21 to buy alcohol, and partly because I don't like it. Being drunk makes me feel really weird. Sorry, but no. :D

And you're welcome to write in your own lines, Czardas, so long as they fit in with the rest of the musical, of course. *rubs hands together* Oh goody! *maniacal laughter*

--Uh, I mean.... thanks.

I'd suggest Katganistan. No idea if Myrth is still playing or not, Fris might like it, and Melkor I'm kinda doubting. He's more in NS for the debates/RPing, from what I've seen.
"Katganistan does not Role-play. It does, however, Moderate." --Katganistan's World Factbook Entry

Of course, the musical may not be considered RPing, and I think Kat might like to participate. I think Cog wouldn't mind being involved; I don't know about Fris. Myrth is definitely still playing -- his pretitle changes about twice a day -- but I don't know if he answers telegrams. Melkor is a more "serious" mod who might be amused by the musical, but not interested in participating. As for the other mods: Unfree has been on vacation for a few months; Tsaraine is also more of a RPer who rarely posts (I'm not actually all too sure what he does); TJHairball-- ask someone else about him; GMC Military Arms maybe; Menelmacar, ask her; Reploid Productions, almost certainly (from what I know of her posts); Karmabaijan doubtful; Scolopendra maybe; Hack maybe; Fris I don't know; Euro and Sirocco have already posted.

~Czardas

Cogitation and Myrth are the two we need most now that we have Euroslavia and Sirocco.

I kind of made Melkor out to be, how do say?, an ass. He's out.
Frisbeetaria, possibly, but I don't know him beyond the mod forum.
Katganistan, that's a possibility.

Cogitation and Myrth are the two we need most now that we have Euroslavia and Sirocco. So it seems from the script.

I kind of made Melkor out to be, how do say?, an ass. He's out.
Frisbeetaria, possibly, but I don't know him beyond the mod forum.
Katganistan, that's a possibility.
Send them TGs. Actually, send them all TGs, even the mods no-one's ever heard of. Ask them if they'll consent to appear in the musical, and whether as good, evil, etc. etc. The ones that say no, you take out.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Multiverse

P.S. It's "Frisbeeteria"

I sent Melkor one, I also sent Cog one. I'll send the others later.

Ha Ha very funny still, sweet with the mods joining in. Although in Colodia's section I am 21 and my parents are dead, therefore going to my momma's house is out of the question, but I am sure my yacht, cottage, or one of my apartments would do just fine. I am dead serious about that. Well I am good at plotting so I can see why Colodia used me. Oh thanks for the name fix NK. Sound bite sounds good, but there are some minour "glitches" audible.

BUT GREAT JOB ANY WAY!!!

So it seems from the script.

Send them TGs. Actually, send them all TGs, even the mods no-one's ever heard of. Ask them if they'll consent to appear in the musical, and whether as good, evil, etc. etc. The ones that say no, you take out.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Multiverse

P.S. It's "Frisbeeteria"
Oops, I'd been meaning to mention that permission idea.

I sent Melkor one, I also sent Cog one. I'll send the others later.
Good. Keep it up.

Oops, I'd been meaning to mention that permission idea.
Oh, yeah, well err. How should we go about this?

I have lines! Lines! Petit moi! :D And I get to joust with Eutrusca! And sing with him and Sinuhue! And swear! :fluffle: Great show, everyone!

I'm a little confused, though. Who needs to be made into South Park characters? Where do you submit the caricature?

Oh, yeah, well err. How should we go about this?Keep going and just don't tell the mods. ;)

I have lines! Lines! Petit moi! :D And I get to joust with Eutrusca! And sing with him and Sinuhue! And swear! :fluffle: Great show, everyone!

I'm a little confused, though. Who needs to be made into South Park characters? Where do you submit the caricature?
Anyone that's in this needs a caricature, I'll post the thread when i find it.

NS: Alansyism had resurrected some of the worst trolls and flamers ever to post on the forums. Sirocco could do nothing to stop them, after all his essence was locked in a Ziplock container.Myrth had sold his soul for revenge and Cogitation would soon face the court. There were still some matters of business that had to be attended to, corrupting the other moderators. Without them, he could not rule sufficiently. The first moderator he approached was Frisbeeteria. <end voice-over>

Frisbeeteria: <He is in a bathroom stall and only his feet, which are gently swaying back and forth, are visible.>
If you go down to the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise
If you go down to the woods today
You better go in disguise
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic

Every teddy bear whose been good
Is sure of a treat today
There's lots of marvelous things to eat
And wonderful games to play
Beneath the trees, where nobody sees
They'll hide and seek as long as they please
'Cause that's the way the teddy bears have their picnic

<Alansyism enters the room and joins in>
Frisbeeteria and Alansyism:
Picnic time for teddy bears
The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today
Watch them, catch them unawares
And see them picnic on their holiday
See them gaily gad about
They love, to play and shout, they never have any cares
At six o'clock their mommies and daddies
Will take them home to bed
Because they're tired little teddy bears

If you go down in the woods today
You better not go alone
It's lovely down in the woods today
But safer to stay at home
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there together because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic

Frisbeeteria: Very good!

Alansyism: Thank you.

Frisbeeteria: If you don't mind me asking, who are you?

Alansyism: Someone from the past.

Frisbeeteria: Oh, no! I swear I didn't know he wasn't dead! When I checked I didn't feel a pulse, I didn't mean to bury him alive! Oh, God, no!! <He begins to weep and shout.>

Alansyism: That's very, er, fascinating in all, but I don't know what you're talking about.

Frisbeeteria: You don't?

Alansyism: Not a word of it.

Frisbeeteria: Well, it's probably best that it stays that way.
Alansyism: Yeah...

Frisbeeteria: So, then who are you?

Alansyism: Alansyism.

Frisbeeteria: Who?

Alansyism: Alansyism.

Frisbeeteria: I vaguely remember you, you're that troll, Brittany I believe!

Alansyism: Yes, it is I!

Frisbeeteria: How!!?!

Alansyism: Take a look at my face.

Frisbeeteria: That's going to be difficult, seeing as I'm on the shitter and all that.

Alansyism: Oh, yes, well I'll wait then.

<there is a short silence>

Alansyism: Gastly weather we've been having lately.

Frisbeeteria: Terrible indeed.

Alansyism: It's been raining every day, not a ray of sunshine.

Frisbeeteria: I can't even wash my car, it would just be dirty again once I drive it down the rainy streets.

Alansyism: I wouldn't know. I take the bus.

Frisbeeteria: I would, but I simply love to drive. I also can't stand the buses, their always so filthy.

Alansyism: Not all of them, but a great deal are.

Frisbeeteria: True, um could you hand me some paper, I'm a bit short over it?

Alansyism: Oh, here. <he hands him some from an empty stall>

Frisbeeteria: Thank you.

Alansyism: You're welcome. <There is another pause and Alansyism looks at his watch.>

How are we planning to end the whole thing? Does Cog make a triumphant return, leading a small squad of mods to bravely rescue Sirocco's essence and administer DEATs to all of the trolls? Or does Sirocco (in Alansyism's guise) give mod powers to people who then betray him and send him and his co-conspirators to the Awful Long-bladed Sharp-pointed Keen-edged Harrowed Sword of DOOM? Well?

How are we planning to end the whole thing? Does Cog make a triumphant return, leading a small squad of mods to bravely rescue Sirocco's essence and administer DEATs to all of the trolls? Or does Sirocco (in Alansyism's guise) give mod powers to people who then betray him and send him and his co-conspirators to the Awful Long-bladed Sharp-pointed Keen-edged Harrowed Sword of DOOM? Well?
Myrth returns to the side of the Generalites and kills Alansyism. Cog then helps, with the information Myrth gives him, to storm the troll fortress. It ends in a battle with the mods who betrayed the others being banished to the Spam Forum. Sirocco is also revived.

Myrth returns to the side of the Generalites and kills Alansyism. Cog then helps, with the information Myrth gives him, to storm the troll fortress. It ends in a battle with the mods who betrayed the others being banished to the Spam Forum. Sirocco is also revived.
Ok. That sounds pretty good. Which mods betrayed which?

I got it to work. Awesome! However, I think about a minute into it I hear a Windows "duh-ding" sound. Dunno if you caught that or not...

Awesome, awesome stuff though. :)
lol dammit! I thought no one would notice! :p And I didn't really learn the bass that well yet, so I'll probably do it over again anyway.

Before I post the Tink song, do we need:

1. permission from her
2. permission from the two C's, who seem to hate any mention of her
3. to know where it fits into the musical

?

Before I post the Tink song, do we need:

1. permission from her
2. permission from the two C's, who seem to hate any mention of her
3. to know where it fits into the musical

?
Who are the two C's?

Colodia is the other one. (I know he's not going to be around to give permission, actually.)

Colodia is the other one. (I know he's not going to be around to give permission, actually.)
Well, I give the permission for TInk to have a song (I mean, who cares really.... it's just a musical). As for Colodia, well... you can just write the song, and get permission from him later. He'll never know. ;)

Colodia is the other one. (I know he's not going to be around to give permission, actually.)

Actually, you need permission from Neo K and I. I'm not fond of Tink at all, but I'm not gonna let a personal dislike ruin the chance of improving the musical, so I say that if she can be fit in, then it's fine by me.

I had thought that because Neo K had already given it the green light, it would be ok. Sorry, I realize I should have approached you first. Thank you.

Iexelian Temper Tantrum

Sung to the tune of 'You Gotta Fight for Your Right to Party' by the Beastie Boys.

I dared to post in a thread made of inside jokes (sound of long scrolling, ad lib)
Because I thought my impressions belonged there, folks.
Then I found out that the concept was not about the game.
What's a newbie to do, hang their head in shame?

CHORUS:
We've got a right... here to write... as new---www--bies. (2X)

And so you'll hand me a costume that does not fit
Instead of giving me encouragement and toasting my wit.
Is this how you dress people you stereotype as new?
I thought that sailor suits in keeping with our innocence would do.

CHORUS.

You never know who is posting, since you can't see...
The persons you are dissing just may have a Ph.D
Or they may hold down a job that pays a hundred K.....
So perhaps we'll pack our craniums and just go away....

CHORUS.

Newwww......bies!
Newwww......bies! (Repeat and fade.)

(IEXELA exits)

--- The Iexelian Government -- veteran poster in other forums.

I had thought that because Neo K had already given it the green light, it would be ok. Sorry, I realize I should have approached you first. Thank you.

Well, his's ultimately in charge and can of course overrule me, but we've yet to disagree on anything. And it's fine.

Czardas, can you record music? Because, if so, I could send you the scores for my songs - I can't get my computer set up right to record (for I am weak).
Do you have music or something for it all written? And what instruments are in your scores?

Yeah, I have scores for my songs (although '98%' isn't being used, and the score for that was pretty much 'take one guitar, and one sledgehammer').

For the newbie one, I just the vocal lines, but I can always write in anything else - if we were to use instrumentation here, I wouldn't want it to be heavy, and I think some tacky synth would be better than lush orchestral. For the Cog song, I have a main piano part, and then some more tenuous ideas for guitar, bass and drums, as well as the vocal line. As such, these songs aren't actually using that many instruments - it'll be others that are more on that, I'd imagine.

Yeah, I have scores for my songs (although '98%' isn't being used, and the score for that was pretty much 'take one guitar, and one sledgehammer').

For the newbie one, I just the vocal lines, but I can always write in anything else - if we were to use instrumentation here, I wouldn't want it to be heavy, and I think some tacky synth would be better than lush orchestral. For the Cog song, I have a main piano part, and then some more tenuous ideas for guitar, bass and drums, as well as the vocal line. As such, these songs aren't actually using that many instruments - it'll be others that are more on that, I'd imagine.
Alright, cuz if you can't record, but have the music and everything written down, I can whip up a nice musical score in an hour or so. I can do pretty much anything except vocals and the drums don't sound that beautiful, but if you've heard my audio sample I posted last night (this morning depending on where you are) you know pretty much what I can do.

Sure: could I send you (or post somewhere, whatever's easiest) the stuff I have, and then you could adapt it as you saw fit (or start afresh if it's shit - which it may well be)?

Sure: could I send you (or post somewhere, whatever's easiest) the stuff I have, and then you could adapt it as you saw fit (or start afresh if it's shit - which it may well be)?
How is it written down? Like is it in musical notation that you scanned or did on the computer or something else? Because musical notation would be best. And I guess you could either post it here, TG it, or email it to me, whatever works.

The easiest form of it, I think, is crappily-done Paint images, that nonetheless should be ok. I'll put them on imageshack or summat, and post links.
(And yes, it's in standard notation.)

The easiest form of it, I think, is crappily-done Paint images, that nonetheless should be ok. I'll put them on imageshack or summat, and post links.
(And yes, it's in standard notation.)
awesome! you do that as I'll be gone for a while and I'll probably have time tonight, so if you get links to it I can start on it.

Here's the song: http://www.finalemusic.com/showcase/upload/S0026746.MUS

You'll need this computer program to hear/see the music: http://www.finalemusic.com/notepad/

Hope you like it. I'm not quite sure why the musical describes me as dealing with spammers and RPs though. I hardly ever go into the forums! Most of the time I'm quite happy to just edit issues and deal with the tasklist. Nevermind.

Here's the song: http://www.finalemusic.com/showcase/upload/S0026746.MUS

You'll need this computer program to hear/see the music: http://www.finalemusic.com/notepad/

Hope you like it. I'm not quite sure why the musical describes me as dealing with spammers and RPs though. I hardly ever go into the forums! Most of the time I'm quite happy to just edit issues and deal with the tasklist. Nevermind.
I thought of you first and so I added you in there, thanks for the song. :)

Here's the song: http://www.finalemusic.com/showcase/upload/S0026746.MUS

You'll need this computer program to hear/see the music: http://www.finalemusic.com/notepad/

Hope you like it. I'm not quite sure why the musical describes me as dealing with spammers and RPs though. I hardly ever go into the forums! Most of the time I'm quite happy to just edit issues and deal with the tasklist. Nevermind.
lol, so you seem more important than you really are, Sirocco. ;)

Also, that's a really cool program. Can anyone recommend a free program with which to record input from a mic? 'Parrently, I am lacking.

Don't you get Sound Recorder free if you have XP?

Sirocco, this is great. Fantastic job.

It's great to see this coming along so nicely, especially now with moderatorial approval.

It's great to see this coming along so nicely, especially now with moderatorial approval.

I agree..It's turning out wonderfully...And I just had a scary thought. Nationstates: The Video Game. o.o Don't ask. I'm not even sure how that'd work.

I feel bad, if I had brought my other laptop here to the UK I could use that since it has great recording and play back system and of course reading music off most programs. I feel rather useless. :( I am sorry yall.

I feel bad, if I had brought my other laptop here to the UK I could use that since it has great recording and play back system and of course reading music off most programs. I feel rather useless. :( I am sorry yall.
You could also write dialogue, we need more since Colodia will be absent for a while.

You could also write dialogue, we need more since Colodia will be absent for a while.

Once the rough draft script is finished, I figure I'll pour over it as a whole, and proofread it. I think it'd be easier, since everything would be in context, though it would certaintly take a while. I promise to not be too much of a grammar nazi. ;)

You could also write dialogue, we need more since Colodia will be absent for a while.
I would but I have more a sarcastic humour and my English is somewhat pathetic making it take forever and day to type anything. :rolleyes:

LGD, if you want a hand with that proofreading, it's what I do for a living, so I'm happy to help if needs be.

I would but I have more a sarcastic humour and my English is somewhat pathetic making it take forever and day to type anything. :rolleyes:

Pfft..so? Practice really does make perfect, especially with language. German's my second language, and to force proficiency, I try to translate random things.

And Gruenberg, that would be much appreciated. Are you an editor, an English teacher, or something else..?

Pfft..so? Practice really does make perfect, especially with language. German's my second language, and to force proficiency, I try to translate random things.

And Gruenberg, that would be much appreciated. Are you an editor, an English teacher, or something else..?
Ill try, start where we left off? Are we incorporating what Colodia last put in or is that dropped, I am sure we can work it somehow. Need this stuff before I Can start.

Ill try and start where we left off, are we incorporating what Colodia last put in or is that dropped, I am sure we can work it somehow.

I think it's gonna wind up reworked, since Czardas objected to his depiction in it, which is his right.

I think it's gonna wind up reworked, since Czardas objected to his depiction in it, which is his right.
Hmm kay but are we keeping the minour hero and secret organization as minour roles?

Hmm kay but are we keeping the minour hero and secret organization as minour roles?
Yes, think of the rebels as "La Resistance", they don't appear until near the end.

I will not be adding what Colodia said due to the objection to it. I will try to come to a good point to where we may all contribute.

LGD, if you proofread it, it would take you years to correct all of my errors.

Yes, think of the rebels as "La Resistance", they don't appear until near the end.

I will not be adding what Colodia said due to the objection to it. I will try to come to a good point to where we may all contribute.

LGD, if you proofread it, it would take you years to correct all of my errors.
I SHALL GET STARTED THAN!!! Of course somewhat maybe out of order, but we can resequence it. And I shall help profread despite the fact I will have the most errors probably, I also am very good at reading English and telling when there are mistakes. ;) As I believe I have already corrected you once.

I SHALL GET STARTED THAN!!! Of course somewhat maybe out of order, but we can resequence it. And I shall help profread despite the fact I will have the most errors probably, I also am very good at reading English and telling when there are mistakes. ;) As I believe I have already corrected you once.
Good, good. Feel free add yourself to it.

LGD: I'm a freelance editor/proofer. Admittedly, I haven't worked on many Flash musicals about trolls before...but I'll give anything a shot.

Ok, I've written some music stuff, but since I can't record easily, and am having trouble uploading it, I'll screenshot the staves, and then post some links, if that's ok?

Yes, think of the rebels as "La Resistance", they don't appear until near the end.

I will not be adding what Colodia said due to the objection to it. I will try to come to a good point to where we may all contribute.

LGD, if you proofread it, it would take you years to correct all of my errors.

Neo, I'm hurt you'd underestimate the sheer amount of boredom and freetime that fuels me. Why do you think I'm on NS so much? :p I think Gruenberg and I could get it done.

LGD: I'm a freelance editor/proofer. Admittedly, I haven't worked on many Flash musicals about trolls before...but I'll give anything a shot.

Ok, I've written some music stuff, but since I can't record easily, and am having trouble uploading it, I'll screenshot the staves, and then post some links, if that's ok?
Ahh..Gotcha. lol, I don't think many others have done so, either.

lol, that would work..a nerdy way of doing it, too. So +10 points for that.

Also, could someone recommend me a free music program to use, that I can use to record singing with? I'd like to get a clip out to let you guys know what my voice is like, and an idea of my range and abilities.

With the generalites in chaos and the Mods missing two, and one on trial whether or not a plan by Al. the generalite world is crumbling and spreading to the other sections of the land.
A sceen comes up of the land of generalites with Glinde Nessroe walking over to Israelities et buddist and walking away with him. (already asked and got approval from GN.) Then fades away.

Scene now flashes back to the restrooms.

Al. <moves to restroom door and locks and whistles to cover up the latch noise and sulks in corner>

Fris. <walks out of the stall and washes hand and then a thought pops in his head> Ergh! How could I let him get a way! I mean hygene is great it was Brittany! <starts to stride briskly to the door when a hand reaches out and grabs his wrist.> What the... Brittany!!!

Al. Yes it is I, altough I would prefer you call me something else... Like may-

Fris. Heh Yeah sure like Oswald? Jeremiah? Yachelmayear? Or Or Maybe Stephanie? Ha ha ha... <falls to floor laughing>

Al. Well Yachelmayear sounds quite nice, Hay Wait get back up you... you.. <yanks fris up>

Fris. <still laughing> Katganistan got you tongue? Ha Ha <gets yanked viciously> Hay alright, alright what do you want?

Al. I want you Fris. <holding Fris. close to his face>

Fris. Not only was that terribely cliched but you are not my type buddy boy, I mean no offence to people whos type you are. Its just that-

Al. You really think so? I mean the cliched part? Shoot maybe some of Commando2's blood got mixed in with Myrths.

Fris. What you talking about?

Al. Nothing Nothing, oh sorry about the closeness, did kinda come off a little queer aye?


I realize this is very much out of character for these characters, but that is part of the fun, no? Yeah I am geussing this is getting majour editing.

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/4489/newbiesong4hv.png

Ok, I've had a bash at this. I'm no singer, so I'm not sure about the pitching. Also, I've gone for a very boring harmony - if people have more complex suggestions, changes can be made. It's also unaccompanied - will that be ok? Tempo is, I'd like, 200+ - I was going at 220 and it seemed ok, but they'll have to really skip over 'What's this'. So, basically, this is very much a first draft. Thoughts?

Ok, I've had a bash at this. I'm no singer, so I'm not sure about the pitching. Also, I've gone for a very boring harmony - if people have more complex suggestions, changes can be made. It's also unaccompanied - will that be ok? Tempo is, I'd like, 200+ - I was going at 220 and it seemed ok, but they'll have to really skip over 'What's this'. So, basically, this is very much a first draft. Thoughts?

..whoa. That's a bit high, man. I could do it, but..still..Falsetto isn't the most fun thing to do.

<There is the sound of a toilet flushing and Frisbeeteria steps out>

Alansyism: Hello there!

Frisbeeteria: You!

Alansyism: Look at my face.

Frisbeeteria: You're not gay or anything are you?

Alansyism: Why do people keep asking me that?

Frisbeeteria: So, you aren't?

Alansyism: No.

Frisbeeteria: Damn, well anyway here goes. <He looks at Alansyism's face.> You look like Alansyism, but you also look like someone else, someone I know.

Alansyism: Look closer.

Frisbeeteria: Huh! Sirocco!

Alansyism: Bingo.

Frisbeeteria: How come you look like him?

Alansyism: I am in possession of the scroll.

Frisbeeteria: But you need a moderator to use it.

Alansyism: I have one.

Myrth: <a toilet flushes and Myrth steps forward.> I am that moderator.

Frisbeeteria: Myrth.

Myrth: Yes, me!

Frisbeeteria: Myrth.

Myrth: Yes, ahahaha!

Frisbeeteria: Myrth!

Myrth: What, goddamn it?

Frisbeeteria: Nothing, I was just expressing my shock.

Myrth: Oh, well that's perfectly understandable.

Frisbeeteria: You have Myrth, why did you come to me?

Alansyism: Even with him we are not strong enough.

Frisbeeteria: So you need me to help you?

Alansyism: I was going to beat around the bush for a while, but you since you cut the chase, yes I do need you.

Frisbeeteria: What will I receive in return for my help?

Alansyism: Power.

Frisbeeteria: I am already a moderator, so I don't need anymore power.

Alansyism: Yes, but do they respect you?

Frisbeeteria:Of course they, well uh...

Alansyism:
For you no one has a care
I see no respect for you anywhere
They take advantage of your kindness
And make you clean up their mess
Is that the kind of life you want?

They treat you like a newbie
Is that how it should be?
You're their whipping boy
You're their little toy
You're absolutely nothing to them!

You have to do all the work
And yet they treat you jerk
You dwell where the n00bs lurk
They spit on you all the time
Such disrespect should be a crime

Is that the kind of life you want?

Frisbeeteria: No, it isn't!
They laugh at me when I'm down
To them I'm nothing but a clown
They smile at me when I'm their butler
But then when I warn I'm their Hitler

I command no authority
That isn't the way it should be
They will pay for laughing at me
I will DEAT them over night
Deliver to them a terrible fright


Alansyism:
Join me and you will be revered
Respected, powerful, and feared
They will all fall on their knees
I can give yu the keys
TO...
Power, respect, and more
Is that the kind of life you want?

Frisbeeteria: Yes!

NK: nice. Keep churning this stuff out!

LGD: Yeah, I know it's high. I originally intended the newbs to be children, you see, so it would make more sense. But, given that at the moment not many people are offering to sing other than you, I'll happily transpose it down. What sort of range would you be more comfortable in...1 octave down? 2?

see my sucky typing skills make themselves apparent with two versions of the same scene, yours kicks mines arse.

NK: nice. Keep churning this stuff out!

LGD: Yeah, I know it's high. I originally intended the newbs to be children, you see, so it would make more sense. But, given that at the moment not many people are offering to sing other than you, I'll happily transpose it down. What sort of range would you be more comfortable in...1 octave down? 2?
Hmm for your chorus, your keeping the same note 3 than 1. It might be easier and more graceful on the ear if raise in steps than drop in steps. I also think thats the natural way I heard it, so dont mind me. I will sing too, but my vioce is deep and mic sucky along with no way of hosting it. So its up to you, I may be better at that than writing.

NK: nice. Keep churning this stuff out!

LGD: Yeah, I know it's high. I originally intended the newbs to be children, you see, so it would make more sense. But, given that at the moment not many people are offering to sing other than you, I'll happily transpose it down. What sort of range would you be more comfortable in...1 octave down? 2?

Oh, I can do it, I was just was about to say it'd be high for most others. It's been a while since I've actually had to read and perform from music, so I'm a bit worried that I'll be singing a note above or below what's written. I figure I'll make my sister play piano keys for me, so I can tune and get an idea. lol

I've got a very good range...the choir I was in, I was once required to sing with the first sopranos, as a Tenor 1/2 and often with basses/baritones. As I said, once I find a music recording program, I can make sample clips to show my range and abilities for you all to guage and decide what you want me to do, if anything.

Ok, that sounds cool. I've been searching around for bloody ages, and I still haven't found anything half-decent in terms of what you're looking for, but I'll let you know if I find something. Are you sure you didn't get anything, even very basic, with your PC to begin with - it's often included. Anyway, I'll keep searching - we need those angelic tones! And, do you want an accompaniment part written in, like on the piano or something? Or are you fine just singing it a cappella?

Ok, that sounds cool. I've been searching around for bloody ages, and I still haven't found anything half-decent in terms of what you're looking for, but I'll let you know if I find something. Are you sure you didn't get anything, even very basic, with your PC to begin with - it's often included. Anyway, I'll keep searching - we need those angelic tones! And, do you want an accompaniment part written in, like on the piano or something? Or are you fine just singing it a cappella?

lol, I'll check my computer, but I'm honestly not sure. It's a new one, and I still haven't played with all the progs. I'm fine with either, actually, but by now, I'm more used to a capella, since friends will ask me to sing something for them, and I'll play a song on my headset, and sing along, or by memory.

So I feel like a dumbass. Turns out the comp does have a program..very, very basic, but it's what I need. Now, to turn up the mic volume.

LOL..it's really, really weird hearing myself sing...o.O I sound nervous (Which I was), and quiet. Also, the program that came with the comp only allows for 1 minute of recording. o.O So, I'd have to record in segments, and splice 'em together (or some else, since I've no idea how), which would be annoying.

lol, I'll check my computer, but I'm honestly not sure. It's a new one, and I still haven't played with all the progs. I'm fine with either, actually, but by now, I'm more used to a capella, since friends will ask me to sing something for them, and I'll play a song on my headset, and sing along, or by memory.

So I feel like a dumbass. Turns out the comp does have a program..very, very basic, but it's what I need. Now, to turn up the mic volume.

LOL..it's really, really weird hearing myself sing...o.O I sound nervous (Which I was), and quiet. Also, the program that came with the comp only allows for 1 minute of recording. o.O So, I'd have to record in segments, and splice 'em together (or some else, since I've no idea how), which would be annoying.
what you do is you hit the record button again once it stops and make sure the bar telling the time is at the end, best to do it with the mic not on, so it is blank background. It goes to another minute each time
I did the same, but I am afriad I cant keep up with the beat.

what you do is you hit the record button again once it stops, best to do it with the mic not one, so it is blank background. It goes to another minute each time
I did the same, but I am afriad I cant keep up with the beat.

Wow..that's annoying. Thanks for the info. I'll try it.

And, seriously, go at whatever tempo. I was just setting it, well, 'presto', because it's much easier for me. I couldn't even speak it at that pace, so don't worry if you can't sing it that quick. It sounded fine at 180 when I tried it at that.

Wow..that's annoying. Thanks for the info. I'll try it.
Yeah I know. I really wish I had my other laptop right now. I cant increase my speed on this prog, with out sounding like a chipmunk. I can keep up in my deep vioce but somewhat High one lags.

And, seriously, go at whatever tempo. I was just setting it, well, 'presto', because it's much easier for me. I couldn't even speak it at that pace, so don't worry if you can't sing it that quick. It sounded fine at 180 when I tried it at that.

lol, first I have to see if I can get a decent clip. I know that I sound great, in real life, but between the microphone, the nervousness (due to letting others hear how I am..singing is very, very personal for me), and perhaps even the program, I've some reservations. If anyone has tips, lemme know.

lol, first I have to see if I can get a decent clip. I know that I sound great, in real life, but between the microphone, the nervousness (due to letting others hear how I am..singing is very, very personal for me), and perhaps even the program, I've some reservations. If anyone has tips, lemme know.
Just throw caution to the wind mate
we can doctour it up later.

Just throw caution to the wind mate
we can doctour it up later.

LOL...We kidnap Josh Groban.."Sing, bitch. *I hold a gun to his head*For the Glory of Max. Or else."

Also, what can I use to upload a file? I'm almost tempted to sing Numa Numa. Hehe.

Alansyism: <He extends his hand> Eh, better wash your's first.

Frisbeeteria: <He does so and extends hsi hand> Here.

Alansyism: <They shake hands> Welcome, mwhuahahaha<coughs> oy, I should really quit smoking. We mus leave at once...

Frisbeeteria: I can't.

Alansyism: Why not?

Frisbeeteria: A moderator, Cogitation, is on trial today.

Alansyism: On trial? Well, he must be found innocent, or else he cannot help us.

Frisbeeteria: He wouldn't.

Alansyism: Why do you say that?

Frisbeeteria: He's a goody-goody. He wouldn't even kick a puppy if it urinated on him.

Alansyism: Then he must be found guilty. What will his sentence be?

Frisbeeteria: He will be banished to the Spam Forum.

Alansyism: For how long?

Frisbeeteria: Indefinitely.

Alansyism: Good.

Frisbeeteria: That is if the jury swings our way.

Alansyism: They will, I gurantee it.

<They both laugh wickedly>

MEANWHILE, back in the mod cave...

Cogitation: I'm screwed.

Katganistan: No, you're not.

Cogitation: I'm more screwed than a Beijing hooker on a Sunday.

Katganistan: What's the worse that could happen?

<skip to the trial>

Frisbeeteria: As Chief Justice of this Court, I hearby find you guilty of an unjustified DEAT and perma-ban you from the NationStates forums. Your mod powers will be stripped from you, your nation DEATed, and you are banished to the Jolt Spam Forum for an indefinite period of time. Do you have a statement you would like to read to the court?

Cogitation: *mumbles something*

<the Court gasps>

Frisbeeteria: For that explative, I also find you guilty of contempt and you are fined $1,000.

Cogitation: But I didn't say anything?

Frisbeeteria: Another thousand.

Cogitation: That's not fair I...

Frisbeeteria: Yet another thousand.

Cogitation: I did't say a word, you're being irrational about this!

Frisbeeteria: Officer, take him away, now!

<they carry him out>

Cogitation: I'm innocent, you can't do this! You can't!

Drunk Commies Deleted: You had it coming you brute, you deserved it, you..<lightning hits him and he his DEATed once again.> Now this is getting ridiculous... <he falls on the ground>

Was that last bit too brief?

Was that last bit too brief?
Naw dramatic and better than mine.

The only way witout using meaningless websites is to email it I geuss.

Alright since it takes me two ages to write a script I will write a script piece to the near end. I will take the resistance meeting because it will involve hopefully a number of people it may take awhile, and I also seem to be one of the leaders. But I have one good question, Is thte resistance to help Al. or to help the mods? cause that destinction was never made and with the scene original created, it could be loosely translated, or maybe we can throw in a twist. Let me know. I will be on a bit a tomorrow than at latest back on Tuesday. Oh yeah same with the vocals, how should we get them to you, I only did the part of the chorus written since I didnt want to waste my time. So get back to me aye.
Fox/Brodi/Brooksie

I'm sorry, but Cog doesnt actually swear. Not once have I known the man to swear. Now, if you want to make it more comical, perhaps using lesser "curses" such as "dagnabit" or "dang it" etc. that'd be more fitting...

I posted this in the production forum, but I'll post it here also! :eek:

I finished a ~40 sec sample of an idea for a musical score or theme song played in a possible intro or something. As of now, my download limits have been exceeded thus you get the 404 error. Just try again sometime later.

Here're the links:
http://home.ripway.com/2005-8/381599/
http://host.picturewizard.com/2005-8/381599/

Let me know what you think (once it's up and running again, and hopefully the pages should all be right) and I may add more if people think it's usable.