NationStates Jolt Archive


Hotmail Crisis E-mail

Ifreann
11-08-2005, 21:47
This is a copy of an email I just got from a friend
Dear Hotmail User,

Because of the sudden rush of people signing up to
Hotmail,it has come to our attention that we are vastlyrunning out of resources. So, within a month's time, anyone who does not receive this email with the exact subject heading, will bedeleted off our server.Please forward this email so that we know you are still using this account.
WARNING WARNING
We want to find out which users are actually using their Hotmail accounts. So if you are using your account, please pass this e-mail to every Hotmail user that you can and if you do not pass this letter to anyone we will delete your account.


From Mr. Jon Henerd

Hotmail Admin. Dept.


Our hotmail system is getting to crowded!! We need you to
forward this to at least 20 people. I know this seems
like a large number, but we need to find out who is
really using their account. If you do not send this to at
least 10 Hotmail members, we will delete your account.
Sorry for this inconvenience.

Sincerely, Director of Hotmail Services

Aaron Lopez


What sort of person really wastes their time thinking up reasons for chain emails?what sort of person takes this kind of thing seriously.First of all if Hotmail were having some kind of crisis they would surely send an email about it themselves,that is if they even wanted to let their users know about it.

Hmmmm,this gives me an idea.time to fight the power of chain emails with a chain email.something like this:

Dear you,
As you may have guessed this is a chain email.It has no real purpose and in reality is nothing but a waste of your time,and mine for that matter.

If you don't send this too everyone you know nothing is actually going to happen to you,you won't get dumped,you won't be inlucky for the rest of you life,and you won't be killed be wild escaped lab rats with super powers.If any of these things happen it is a coincidence.

Likewise you will not benefit by sending this to lots of people,if you send this to one person you won't get to cop a feel of that guy/girl you've fancied for ages,if you send it to 5 the person you love will not mysteriously develop feelings for you and ask you out,and if you send it to 10 people you will not marry the man/woman of your dreams and live ahppily ever after.Once again if any of these things do happen it would be a coincidence.

Now the thing that really makes this a chain letter:SEND THIS TO OTHER PEOPLE,BE MY TOOL,SPREAD MY MESSAGE

I like it.
UpwardThrust
11-08-2005, 21:52
This is a copy of an email I just got from a friend



What sort of person really wastes their time thinking up reasons for chain emails?what sort of person takes this kind of thing seriously.First of all if Hotmail were having some kind of crisis they would surely send an email about it themselves,that is if they even wanted to let their users know about it.

Hmmmm,this gives me an idea.time to fight the power of chain emails with a chain email.something like this:



I like it.
Good but me thinks it will be a short chain :p
Colodia
11-08-2005, 21:53
I'd spread it! :D
Ifreann
11-08-2005, 21:56
Please do spread it,feel free too copy it and send it and claim credit for it.
Gymoor II The Return
11-08-2005, 22:27
I'd spread it! :D

That sounds positively filthy.