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I just ate dog food.

Quentulus Qazgar
11-08-2005, 18:16
It's true. I was just giving my dog a piece of this sausage specially desinged for dogs. It always smells so good and my dog's crazy about it so I decided to taste it.
It was actually rather mild a taste, a bit like spam but it didn't taste what it smells like.
One of the reasons why I didn't like this specific type of sausage was perhaps that it was a chicken and rice sausage and I don't like chicken.
Next time I'm going to try the sausage made of cattle, perhaps that's better. I've also heard that eating dog's food makes one better in bed.
Bolol
11-08-2005, 18:17
...uh...

You want a cookie? :confused:
Colodia
11-08-2005, 18:18
...uh...

You want a cookie? :confused:
I think he'll settle for a doggie biscuit! :D

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA- *gets shot*
Sinuhue
11-08-2005, 18:18
I've also heard that eating dog's food makes one better in bed.
To perfect 'doggy style' one does not have to actually immitate a dog.
Warrigal
11-08-2005, 18:26
To perfect 'doggy style' one does not have to actually immitate a dog.

Especially not the 'drinking out of the toilet' part! :eek:

Say, I bet it was sweeter than cat food. Cats don't have 'sweet' tastebuds. Explains why they're so finnicky and pissy all the time. :)
Choqulya
11-08-2005, 18:30
maybe you should check out the space jew thread....
Jah Bootie
11-08-2005, 18:37
I ate one of these fancy dog biscuits that a friend of mine had once. It tasted like a cookie with no sugar. Not that bad really, but not that great either.
Carnivorous Lickers
11-08-2005, 18:39
Alrighty, then...
Feregal
11-08-2005, 18:43
Alrighty, then...
ditto
Wolfrest
11-08-2005, 18:48
Wait-a-go :fluffle: I've always wanted to try one of my dog's dog treats. It looks like a pig-in-a-blanket thing, sept for dogs:p I told my ex-boyfriend that once and he seemed to think I am very strange if he didn't say something about my acting weird sometimes.

I didn't know cats didn't have a 'sweet tooth.' Explains my cat loving me. I'm not into dark chocolate or gum, frankly, barley any sweets 'turn me on':p
Achtung 45
11-08-2005, 18:52
I once ate dog food too. It was surprisingly good! So then I ate half the bag :p That's the only thing I eat now. It has a more balanced nutrition than people food anyway. :D
Quentulus Qazgar
11-08-2005, 19:56
I once ate dog food too. It was surprisingly good! So then I ate half the bag :p That's the only thing I eat now. It has a more balanced nutrition than people food anyway. :D
How did your dog react when it saw you eating half of its food?