I feel retarded!
Rotovia-
11-08-2005, 04:53
I am the Director of Accounts & Purchasing at a string of Boutiques my family owns. And we often advterise in a newspaper titled 'The Westside News'. However, the Regional Advertising Director...
Everytime we talk we turn into little retards. We're both young, but successful and normally quite elequent.
But the moment I get on the phone my brain turns into some kind of stupidity loaded jelly...
Advice peeps!
The Mindset
11-08-2005, 04:55
Sounds like love. Maybe you are gay afterall! (If he's a he, naturally.)
Rotovia-
11-08-2005, 04:57
Sounds like love. Maybe you are gay afterall! (If he's a he, naturally.)
He's a she... wait... she's a she...
Ashmoria
11-08-2005, 05:07
youre a major client. its time to meet for coffee somewhere to discuss advertising (or whatever). you have a built in reason to meet. so write down what you want to say and try to get through it.
you can do this.
Glinde Nessroe
11-08-2005, 05:10
I am the Director of Accounts & Purchasing at a string of Boutiques my family owns. And we often advterise in a newspaper titled 'The Westside News'. However, the Regional Advertising Director...
Everytime we talk we turn into little retards. We're both young, but successful and normally quite elequent.
But the moment I get on the phone my brain turns into some kind of stupidity loaded jelly...
Advice peeps!
Talking to her makes you feel like you've slowed down or a person of subnormal intelligence with possible mental disorder?
Wow yep, you must be autistic.
Rotovia-
11-08-2005, 05:14
youre a major client. its time to meet for coffee somewhere to discuss advertising (or whatever). you have a built in reason to meet. so write down what you want to say and try to get through it.
you can do this.
Cheers. I like it.
Rotovia-
11-08-2005, 05:16
Talking to her makes you feel like you've slowed down or a person of subnormal intelligence with possible mental disorder?
Wow yep, you must be autistic.
Talking to her makes me envy people with mental disorders. They don't have heart flutters and a complete loss of the ability to stand with the aide of chairs... wait. Some of them. But this girl has me physically screwed up!
Glinde Nessroe
11-08-2005, 05:18
Talking to her makes me envy people with mental disorders. They don't have heart flutters and a complete loss of the ability to stand with the aide of chairs... wait. Some of them. But this girl has me physically screwed up!
*opens mouth but nothing comes out*....
Sumamba Buwhan
11-08-2005, 05:18
Talking to her makes me envy people with mental disorders. They don't have heart flutters and a complete loss of the ability to stand with the aide of chairs... wait. Some of them. But this girl has me physically screwed up!
Next time you talk to her picture her naked. I think that is supposed to help you not be nervous.
Glinde Nessroe
11-08-2005, 05:22
Next time you talk to her picture her naked. I think that is supposed to help you not be nervous.
Won't the giant....or tiny bump in his pants put her off?
Sumamba Buwhan
11-08-2005, 05:24
Won't the giant....or tiny bump in his pants put her off?
Oh yeah, and that probably would cease any remaining brain activity he might have otherwise had, huh?
Rotovia-
11-08-2005, 05:38
Next time you talk to her picture her naked. I think that is supposed to help you not be nervous.
I'm going to ignore that advice.
Sumamba Buwhan
11-08-2005, 05:42
I'm going to ignore that advice.
It was a test to see if you could make good decisions. You pass. Go get her tiger!
Glinde Nessroe
11-08-2005, 05:44
Oh yeah, and that probably would cease any remaining brain activity he might have otherwise had, huh?
yeah he does sound like a bit of an idiot doesn't he.
Sumamba Buwhan
11-08-2005, 05:49
yeah he does sound like a bit of an idiot doesn't he.
only when he is talking to this girl it seems. plus I think he sounds dreamy when he talks about wearing dresses and kissing other guys.
EDIT: lol @ creamy
Teletubies rock
11-08-2005, 15:26
my brain hurts :(
Anarchy 2005
11-08-2005, 15:28
I am the Director of Accounts & Purchasing at a string of Boutiques my family owns. And we often advterise in a newspaper titled 'The Westside News'. However, the Regional Advertising Director...
Everytime we talk we turn into little retards. We're both young, but successful and normally quite elequent.
But the moment I get on the phone my brain turns into some kind of stupidity loaded jelly...
Advice peeps!
maybe you are retarded?
Willamena
11-08-2005, 15:37
Talking to her makes me envy people with mental disorders. They don't have heart flutters and a complete loss of the ability to stand with the aide of chairs... wait. Some of them. But this girl has me physically screwed up!
I agree with the earlier poster... you've just described falling in love.