America Rocks
Conservatopolis
11-08-2005, 02:52
Yeah It Does....discuss I Love George Bush
Yeah It Does....discuss I Love George Bush
...Idiot.
Shit shit shit deja vu...
And we most certainly do, but we rock alongside the rest of the world! :D
(If you love him so much why don't you marry him? HMM? HMM?)
(If you love him so much why don't you marry him? HMM? HMM?)
It's that whole amendment thing George wants... Though that WOULD be interesting.
Kanaquue
11-08-2005, 23:27
Your are absolutely right, America does have rocks. However, there is a new right-wing group that has just found this out and is looking to deport them.
-Chris
Super-power
11-08-2005, 23:31
America...fuck yeah! :D
Comin' again to save the motherfucking day, yeah!
America, fuck yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeah!
Terrorists, your game is through, 'cause now you have to answer to
America, fuck yeah! So lick my butt and suck on my balls!
America, fuck yeah! What you gonna do when we come for you now!
Swimmingpool
11-08-2005, 23:34
I am profoundly struck by the eminent pointlessness of this thread. [/intellectual]
Drunk commies deleted
11-08-2005, 23:34
I can't undrstand why people hate the America. We do so much good for the owrld. We stopped hitler we stopped communism, we spread democrasy and freedom. We have the freeest and strongest country in the world and we use it to help people. Plus we are a christian nation and we spread the word of the lord. Why do you hate us?
Rambozo, meet Jesussaves.
Rambozo, meet Jesussaves.
Just wondering, how did you fit the misspellings and typos into Jesussaves' posts so realistically?
Drunk commies deleted
11-08-2005, 23:43
Just wondering, how did you fit the misspellings and typos into Jesussaves' posts so realistically?
Copy and paste.
Aylestone
11-08-2005, 23:44
Your are absolutely right, America does have rocks. However, there is a new right-wing group that has just found this out and is looking to deport them.
Why is it this does not suprise me?
Vittos Ordination
11-08-2005, 23:46
America does rock, but it has absolutely nothing to do with George Bush.
Germanic Aryans
11-08-2005, 23:49
America is gay, i shuld know i live here.
Copy and paste.
It really was a great puppet, although I've only seen the posts after Jesussaves was finally deleted.
Pencil 17
11-08-2005, 23:52
America is gay, i shuld know i live here.
Ick... Way to give them fodder...
Aylestone
11-08-2005, 23:52
America does rock, but it has absolutely nothing to do with George Bush.
America, as in the people who wrote "Horse with No Name"?
Drunk commies deleted
11-08-2005, 23:52
It really was a great puppet, although I've only seen the posts after Jesussaves was finally deleted.
I went back and read the Jesussaves threads today. Some of them were pretty funny, especially the "Harry Potter" one, but some of them, not so much.
I thought they were all hilarious at the time.
Aylestone
11-08-2005, 23:54
Ick... Way to give them fodder...
Give who fodder? I'm sorry are there cannons hiding behind the next full-stop?
Pencil 17
11-08-2005, 23:54
It’s alright living here… however I am waiting for a sensible form of the government to be in power again
Pencil 17
11-08-2005, 23:56
Give who fodder? I'm sorry are there cannons hiding behind the next full-stop?
Yes.
Yes there are.
Cannons everywhere.
Super-power
11-08-2005, 23:56
America is gay
This looks like a job for the Everything is Gay (http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/59/Everything+Is+Gay/stream) song!
Santa Barbara
12-08-2005, 00:00
America rocks! Go Canada! Go Columbia! Go Cuba!
Vittos Ordination
12-08-2005, 00:01
America, as in the people who wrote "Horse with No Name"?
Fuckin' A, man.
Achtung 45
12-08-2005, 00:04
Yeah It Does....discuss I Love George Bush
Oh fuck yeah! America is so badass! We can kick the shit out of any country!
"We can outcompete with anybody" -- Bay Shore, New York, Mar. 11, 2004 George W. Bush.
Hell yeah! Let's fuckin' invade France cuz we're so badass!! Then we can invade China and Iran and North Korea and Uganda!!! God Bless the USA!!!11!!
If you'll excuse me, A couple of hippies have a date with Mr. SUV!
Aylestone
12-08-2005, 00:04
Yes.
Yes there are.
Cannons everywhere.
Yay! Can I aim it at the White House? Or just ask Mr. Bush to stick his head down it while the fuse fizzles ever downwards?
Corneliu
12-08-2005, 00:05
Try to keep the flames down to a minimum please. Lets not get it to out of hand.
Aylestone
12-08-2005, 00:06
Oh fuck yeah! America is so badass! We can kick the shit out of any country!
"We can outcompete with anybody" -- Bay Shore, New York, Mar. 11, 2004 George W. Bush.
Hell yeah! Let's fuckin' invade France cuz we're so badass!! Then we can invade China and Iran and North Korea and Uganda!!! God Bless the USA!!!11!!
Forgive me, as a medieval historian I am still catching up with the events of the 20th centuary. Didn't you have a try at Korea a while back? In the days when you waited for the UN to say "OK" before invading?
Aylestone
12-08-2005, 00:08
Try to keep the flames down to a minimum please. Lets not get it to out of hand.
Don't worry the fire brigade are on stand-by. And don't worry there are no Green Goddesses in sight.
America rocks! Go Canada! Go Columbia! Go Cuba!
'Go Colombia!' shurely?
Asthinia
12-08-2005, 00:16
Yeah It Does....discuss I Love George Bush
What is it you love about him? That he's Dick Cheney's personal hand puppet, or that he wants Biology out of public schools and intelligent design to replace it?
I actually find it ironic it's called intelligent design, I find nothing intelligent about it.
Achtung 45
12-08-2005, 00:21
Forgive me, as a medieval historian I am still catching up with the events of the 20th centuary. Didn't you have a try at Korea a while back? In the days when you waited for the UN to say "OK" before invading?
Yup. It wasn't exactly a decisive win either. However, it was technically considered a "police action" because we suffered from a severe case of commiephobia, mostly thanks to Joe McCarthy, and we fought the commies there so we wouldn't have to fight them at home. Sounds familiar huh? :p Also, we were allied with South Korea, so it was a little more justifiable than this Iraq war.
Aylestone
12-08-2005, 00:29
What is it you love about him? That he's Dick Cheney's personal hand puppet, or that he wants Biology out of public schools and intelligent design to replace it?
I actually find it ironic it's called intelligent design, I find nothing intelligent about it.
He actually wants to take Biology off the curriculum? What on earth for? And what is "Intelligent Design"?
The Eagle of Darkness
12-08-2005, 00:57
America is gay, i shuld know i live here.
For some reason, the idea of an arbitrarily-determined area of land being homosexual amuses me. What other countries are of its gender? And will there be a tectonic orgy?
-- aha. A new theory to explain the movement of the continents - they're all out to fulfil their sexual desires.
(It's 1 am. Coherence is not my strong point)
Aylestone
12-08-2005, 01:03
That would certainly explain San Fransisco...
Poliwanacraca
12-08-2005, 01:08
He actually wants to take Biology off the curriculum? What on earth for? And what is "Intelligent Design"?
"Intelligent Design" is essentially Creationism Lite - it's a "theory" stating that some higher power had to intervene to make life the way it is, which people justify by saying that they, personally, do not understand how (for example) an eyeball could evolve naturally, and therefore an eyeball couldn't have evolved naturally. (Great logic, huh? :rolleyes: ) Bush has stated that he thinks it should be taught in public schools as an alternative to evolution.
Ollieland
12-08-2005, 01:14
"Intelligent Design" is essentially Creationism Lite - it's a "theory" stating that some higher power had to intervene to make life the way it is, which people justify by saying that they, personally, do not understand how (for example) an eyeball could evolve naturally, and therefore an eyeball couldn't have evolved naturally. (Great logic, huh? :rolleyes: ) Bush has stated that he thinks it should be taught in public schools as an alternative to evolution.
You have really, really, really got to be kidding me? This is a joke, right?
The Nazz
12-08-2005, 01:17
You have really, really, really got to be kidding me? This is a joke, right?
Sadly, it is not. Please, mock us, for we deserve it.
As to the original point of teh thread:
America =/= George W. Bush
America > George W. Bush
America rocks.
George W. Bush has rocks--in his head.
Thank you.
Dobbsworld
12-08-2005, 01:20
For some reason, the idea of an arbitrarily-determined area of land being homosexual amuses me. What other countries are of its gender? And will there be a tectonic orgy?
I think it's not the gender so much as the gender-preference, no? And I dunno, if America is gay, I think America's pretty messed up over the whole thing.
Ollieland
12-08-2005, 01:25
Sadly, it is not. Please, mock us, for we deserve it.
As to the original point of teh thread:
America =/= George W. Bush
America > George W. Bush
America rocks.
George W. Bush has rocks--in his head.
Thank you.
As a European (or a Brit, anyway, but lets not start on that subject....) I certainly do not equate Bush with the USA, any more than I hope others around the world equate the idiotic actions of Blair with Britain. I personnally think the man is a complete disaster area, and should be voted out of office at the next available opportunity, but this does not make me any less "British" than the next person. From what I have seen on these forums the main problem in the US seems to be the attitude that to criticize the government is tantamount to criticizing the nation as a whole. You can still be anti-government and patriotic at the same time you know (some would say it is patriotic to be anti-government - but their dirty rotten traitors ;) )
Achtung 45
12-08-2005, 01:27
Sadly, it is not. Please, mock us, for we deserve it.
As to the original point of teh thread:
America =/= George W. Bush
America > George W. Bush
America rocks.
George W. Bush has rocks--in his head.
Thank you.
lol, awesome!
Sadly, it is not. Please, mock us, for we deserve it.
As to the original point of teh thread:
America =/= George W. Bush
America > George W. Bush
America rocks.
George W. Bush has rocks--in his head.
Thank you.
Concise and funny. :cool:
Eastern Coast America
12-08-2005, 01:32
Shit shit shit deja vu...
And we most certainly do, but we rock alongside the rest of the world! :D
(If you love him so much why don't you marry him? HMM? HMM?)
Please do.
If you are
A. a guy
==Bush gets impeached for being immoral and gay
B. A girl
==Bush gets impeached for cheating on his wife.
C. A girl who is < 18
==Bush has slept with an underage girl.
D. A girl who is < bush's wife's age - 10 years
==Bush is a playa
E. A girl == Monica
==Aw man. This would be hilarious.
Aylestone
12-08-2005, 13:57
"Intelligent Design" is essentially Creationism Lite - it's a "theory" stating that some higher power had to intervene to make life the way it is, which people justify by saying that they, personally, do not understand how (for example) an eyeball could evolve naturally, and therefore an eyeball couldn't have evolved naturally. (Great logic, huh? :rolleyes: ) Bush has stated that he thinks it should be taught in public schools as an alternative to evolution.
He wants Genesis to be taught as a substitute for Biology :confused: (Please note: Said in a voice flat with disdain and dripping with sarcasm). I am a Christian, but even I recognise the need to teach young minds all possibilities.
Why don't you simply do R.E. once a week which would cover that and allow more free thinking in the form of a recognised scientific subject?
Or does that sound too much like common sense?
Sunsilver
12-08-2005, 14:08
Outstanding thread im convinced The US is has got to be the best.
Aylestone
13-08-2005, 14:56
Outstanding thread im convinced The US is has got to be the best.
In comparison to? Well I suppose it is marginally better than Zimbabwe or the Sudan, at least the Gov't doesn't intentionally try to kill you and it at least pretends to be democratic and care about the common man.
Try to keep the flames down to a minimum please. Lets not get it to out of hand.Out of hand? I could understand how things might get "out of hand" if the original post had any arguements, or even some misguided questions that could be answered, but there isn't really any way to save this thread short of threadjacking and talking about our favorite ice cream flavors... :D
For some reason, the idea of an arbitrarily-determined area of land being homosexual amuses me. What other countries are of its gender? And will there be a tectonic orgy?
-- aha. A new theory to explain the movement of the continents - they're all out to fulfil their sexual desires.
(It's 1 am. Coherence is not my strong point)Maybe he doesn't mean "homosexual". "Gay" also means "happy". I could understand that :p
Crazokia
13-08-2005, 15:05
america rocks? nonononono england rocks [/hater of america]
[NS]Devils Advocate
13-08-2005, 15:07
For some reason, the idea of an arbitrarily-determined area of land being homosexual amuses me. What other countries are of its gender? And will there be a tectonic orgy?
-- aha. A new theory to explain the movement of the continents - they're all out to fulfil their sexual desires.
(It's 1 am. Coherence is not my strong point)
STOP PLATE TECTONICS!
it's the american thing to do.
E. A girl == Monica
==Aw man. This would be hilarious.You mean a girl like her (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/1639021.stm) in a situation like this (http://www.eulenspiegel-zeitschrift.de/Eulenspiegel/Hintergrundbilder/Prakt1024/prakt1024.html)? :D
BlackKnight_Poet
13-08-2005, 15:15
America...fuck yeah! :D
Comin' again to save the motherfucking day, yeah!
America, fuck yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeah!
Terrorists, your game is through, 'cause now you have to answer to
America, fuck yeah! So lick my butt and suck on my balls!
America, fuck yeah! What you gonna do when we come for you now!
LAUGHING TO HARD TO BREATHE. Thanks for making my day.