Iron *Blank*....What one on one battles would you like to see besides chefs?
I would like to see...
Iron Stoner: Each week the theme "ingrediant" is revealed and two stoners must rush to make the best quality drugs they can within a one our time limit.
Iron Whore: Two prostitutes go head to head ( :p pun intended) in an epic battle of skills and must service the judges so they can see who scores the highest.
Iron Crammer: Contestants must read as much material from the stack of books as they can that are presented each week as the theme project and at the end of their one hour study period the judges will ask them questions.
Come up with your own!
Gymoor II The Return
10-08-2005, 23:23
Iron Heads of State:
World leaders engage in slap fights in order to resolve key politico-economic issues.
Iron Balls: Self-explanatory...:D
Iron fundamentalists. Two people from various radical religions argue themselves into a frenzy. The judges award points based on who listened the least and preached the loudest. The winner gets a free 'crazy jezus' toy and a slap with a wet fish.
Sumamba Buwhan
10-08-2005, 23:42
Iron Heads of State:
World leaders engage in slap fights in order to resolve key politico-economic issues.
OMG you totally said what I was gunna say! *hi5*
Boonytopia
11-08-2005, 00:11
Man, I love Iron Chef. :)
I can't think of good new "Iron" format though. :(
Cannot think of a name
11-08-2005, 00:16
Iron Anthropologist
Each week they are given a mystery peice of evidence and have an hour to come up with a defensible conclusion about it.
Iron Bible
Two Chrisitans must prove the other one wrong using nothing but Bible passages! Random theme every week from the sin of homosexuality to Jude Law!
Neo Rogolia
11-08-2005, 00:23
Iron Atheist:
Two atheists engage in a competition to see who can concoct the most witty and least accurate lampoon against the Bible. Topics range from creating contradictions where none existed to giving the most insulting depiction of the average Christian.
Iron Atheist:
Two atheists engage in a competition to see who can concoct the most witty and least accurate lampoon against the Bible. Topics range from creating contradictions where none existed to giving the most insulting depiction of the average Christian.
:D
(I wasn't insulting Chrisitanity btw, and I'm not atheist...if you were referring to me...)
Desperate Measures
11-08-2005, 00:25
Iron Head
Two people must argue each other on Nation States until they lose interest in repeating themselves.
Teh_pantless_hero
11-08-2005, 00:30
Iron Knee-Jerk Defense
Two contestants face people who argue and contradict everything the contestants say. Judges measure the amount of completely random information is used as defense and how fast the contestant responds with that information
Gymoor II The Return
11-08-2005, 00:30
Iron Atheist:
Two atheists engage in a competition to see who can concoct the most witty and least accurate lampoon against the Bible. Topics range from creating contradictions where none existed to giving the most insulting depiction of the average Christian.
Ah, that bring up another thought I had.
Iron Virgin:
Two winsome, morally upright and religious young college girls wind their way through a gauntlet of peer pressure, sleazy setups, bribery with prizes and a guarantee of 15 minutes of fame. The winner gets rice-a-roni, an autographed bible, and Trivial Pursuit, the Bible version. The loser gets a contract with the Spice Channel.
Neo Rogolia
11-08-2005, 00:32
Ah, that bring up another thought I had.
Iron Virgin:
Two winsome, morally upright and religious young college girls wind their way through a gauntlet of peer pressure, sleazy setups, bribery with prizes and a guarantee of 15 minutes of fame. The winner gets rice-a-roni, an autographed bible, and Trivial Pursuit, the Bible version. The loser gets a contract with the Spice Channel.
*bites tongue while maintaining a big smile* :D
Iron Teacher
Im sorry, but the coolest thing in the world, would be to watch two teachers you know fight to the death.With lightsabers.
Gymoor II The Return
11-08-2005, 01:10
*bites tongue while maintaining a big smile* :D
I appreciate your restraint with regards to my joking.
Murderous maniacs
11-08-2005, 02:02
how about "iron non mac-user"
we take 2 people who only use windows machines and give them tasks to achieve on a mac and see which one tries to destroy it first :p
note: i don't really hate macs that much, after being forced to use them for more than a year
Gauthier
11-08-2005, 02:08
Iron Lung
Two Polio victims compete in various athletic events, trying to breathe as long as possible without mechanical aid.
Ironic Iron
Two people consume as much iron as they can and the one who dies last of iron-poisoning wins!
Mole Patrol
11-08-2005, 02:14
Iron-Mortician.
Two morticians each try to prepare a horribly mangled corpse for a funeral. Each week the corpses are taken from a different type of disaster or disease. One week you will have the morticians try to put back together airplane crash victims, the next week its two bodies from a Leprosy colony. The mortician who makes the corpse the least vomit inducing wins the title of "Iron Mortician".
Iron Irony
2 people are put together in ways to cause the most ironic situations possible. (Person w/o healthcare put in with dude who raised the prices, etc.)
Tell them about each other. Wait a week. Sluice out remains.
Iron Otaku
Who can fansub the most anime in one hour while still having time for expensive imported tentacle porn and pocky and those bit torrented Japanese commercials?
Teh_pantless_hero
11-08-2005, 03:17
Iron Otaku
Who can fansub the most anime in one hour while still having time for expensive imported tentacle porn and pocky and those bit torrented Japanese commercials?
no no no, it would go more laong hte lines of Who can torrent download as much anime as possible before overdosing on Pocky
Iron Extremist: Two racist or religous extremists compete against each other on who can say the most racist things about one another.
Gaithersburg
11-08-2005, 08:23
Iron Puppet: Big Bird and Barney fight to keep the short attention span of a four year old.
Next week: Elmo vrs. Lamb Chop
Hortania
11-08-2005, 09:14
Iron trout
Two trout combat one another in a game of wits and brute strength, only to realise that they are as the title claims, made out of iron, sink to the bottom of the pond, thus the fish that floats for the longest wins
BackwoodsSquatches
11-08-2005, 09:22
Iron Porn!
Two people go into Bedroom Stadium...only ONE comes out alive.
BackwoodsSquatches
11-08-2005, 09:25
I would like to see...
Iron Stoner: Each week the theme "ingrediant" is revealed and two stoners must rush to make the best quality drugs they can within a one our time limit.
I can improve on your idea!
We still call it "Iron Stoner"...but we use the SAME ingredient each, week..just different varieties of it.
Weed.
as for the competition...we have two men go at it, and see who can biuld the most ingenious way to consume the most of it.
Points will be awarded for style, of course.
BackwoodsSquatches
11-08-2005, 09:27
Iron Puppet: Big Bird and Barney fight to keep the short attention span of a four year old.
Next week: Elmo vrs. Lamb Chop
I hope Big Bird curb-stomps that purple bitch.
Latouria
11-08-2005, 09:30
Iron Politician: Each week, two politicians fight to the death. The winner is humanely shot in the head. And the world is a lot better off.