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the important rules of life:

Abok
10-08-2005, 17:51
the important rules of life:
1. you are the most important thing you have
2. the goal is power. Power over everything and everyone and if you fail you should die
3. weakness is bad.
4. trust no one. Trust will get you killed.
5. Never imtertact stay hidden or you will die
6. there is nothing but you. no one cares about you so you won't care about them
7. the world hates you so you should hate it
8. if you hate it destroy it
9. emotions are weakness
10. to fight and to die are worthy causes
Markreich
10-08-2005, 17:54
11. Always kill the NKVD. If Comrade Stalin really wants you dead, he'll send more.
Sydenzia
10-08-2005, 17:58
I was going to go point by point through the ones I disagreed with, but after reading it, I don't actually agree with any of them except 10 -- particularly 1, 2, 8, and 9.
Holyawesomeness
10-08-2005, 18:10
These rules make sense in a twisted way.
Colodia
10-08-2005, 18:14
12. If you happen to be James Bond in a film, don't fuck with the tuxedo. That stuff costs hundreds and hundreds of dollars and they can't afford to buy new fucking tuxedos. So unless your willing to skin a penguin, which are awesome by the way, your not going to spill anything on the tuxedo! Got that? Good.
Abok
10-08-2005, 18:18
yeah!
Kisogo
10-08-2005, 18:21
Those guys could afford a 20-story mansion wallpapered with tuxedos.
Falhaar
10-08-2005, 18:22
With a few minor alterations... 1. You are the most important thing you have.
2. The goal is power. Power over everything and everyone and if you fail you should just become extremely wealthy a kill a whole lot of people.
3. Weakness is bad.
4. Trust no one. Trust will get you killed.
5. Never interact. Stay hidden or you will die
6. There is nothing but you. Everybody has been brainwashed, terrorised
or lied to so they worship you. But you won't care about them.
7. The world loves and fears you, so you should hate it and abuse it.
8. If you hate it, destroy it
9. Other people's emotions are weakness
10. To fight and to die are worthy causes for suckers who do what you say.
This is Chairman Mao's list, to the letter.

I just finished "The Unknown Story", man the fucker was even more evil than I thought he was. At least Hitler believed in something.
Luporum
10-08-2005, 18:23
13. You can shrink this entire list into the title of sith but whatever.

--Hmmm--

4. trust no one. Trust will get you killed.

There are those better than you and you should put your trust in them in order to survive. A basic tactic used by man ever since we started hunting in tribes. As the saying goes: "A person is harmless, People are dangerous."

5. Never imtertact stay hidden or you will die

Hermits never gained power.

8. if you hate it destroy it
9. emotions are weakness

So you're acting on a weakness?

10. to fight and to die are worthy causes

Fighting and dieing is not a cause, it's a means. You fight and die FOR a cause. Not to mention that fighting will reveal yourself, a contradiction to number 5.

Rewrite it again :p
Kisogo
10-08-2005, 18:26
A lot of people on Nationstates pretend to be philisophical. Ever notice that? I've noticed that.
Abok
10-08-2005, 18:30
yeah
Luporum
10-08-2005, 18:30
A lot of people on Nationstates pretend to be philisophical. Ever notice that? I've noticed that.

Most of the people on Nationstates try to act like the bad ass lone wolf who relies on no one that way the other users will look at me and say: "Wow what a bad ass!"
Markreich
10-08-2005, 18:31
Most of the people on Nationstates try to act like the bad ass lone wolf who relies on no one that way the other users will look at me and say: "Wow what a bad ass!"

"And putting feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!" - Tyler Durden, Fight Club.

:D
Kisogo
10-08-2005, 18:33
Most of the people on Nationstates try to act like the bad ass lone wolf who relies on no one that way the other users will look at me and say: "Wow what a bad ass!"

Most people... or just you?
Luporum
10-08-2005, 18:34
"And putting feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!" - Tyler Durden, Fight Club.

:D

You deserve a cookie for that quote!

Hands Markreich an internet cookie
Hunter Circumstance
10-08-2005, 18:34
A) Never eat at a place named, "Mom's"
B) Never play cards with a man called, "Doc."
C) Never go to bed with someone who has more troubles than you do.
D) If you get up in the morning and eat a live frog, nothing worse can happen to you all day.
E) If you have a lot of live frogs to eat, don't eat all the little ones first.
F) Once the damn thing is airborne, the brakes are no longer your problem.

As for #10. Fighting and dying for a cause is noble. Fight and making the other PDB die is successful.
Luporum
10-08-2005, 18:37
Most people... or just you?

I never said I was a badass. I'm the humble jock/forum prowler that points these things out.

There are a lot of people on the internet who take up the persona of the "badass". You'll see it a lot here too, people will act far more cynical and cold than they would in real life.
Abok
10-08-2005, 18:42
hmmm that is strange
Kisogo
10-08-2005, 20:55
But I just thought... since you were all with the "some people want you to think they're a badss lone wolf" and your location is "in the lonliest wolf den you might find"...
InC_est_BOB
10-08-2005, 21:18
11. Always kill the NKVD. If Comrade Stalin really wants you dead, he'll send more.

Dont dozrespect the NKVD they were the best of the best :cool:
Hommage to NKVD
Liskeinland
10-08-2005, 21:24
With a few minor alterations...
This is Chairman Mao's list, to the letter.

I just finished "The Unknown Story", man the fucker was even more evil than I thought he was. At least Hitler believed in something.
Reading it at the moment… I thought the OP's list more resembled Stalin, who at least was a warlord rather than a lecherous idiot.

Fighting and dying are NOT causes. They are what is done for a cause. Fighting for fighting makes one an orc.
Botswombata
10-08-2005, 21:32
the important rules of life:
1. you are the most important thing you have
2. the goal is power. Power over everything and everyone and if you fail you should die
3. weakness is bad.
4. trust no one. Trust will get you killed.
5. Never imtertact stay hidden or you will die
6. there is nothing but you. no one cares about you so you won't care about them
7. the world hates you so you should hate it
8. if you hate it destroy it
9. emotions are weakness
10. to fight and to die are worthy causes

The self really isn't all that important without others is it?
You can never truly see your self. Much of the concept of the self comes from viewing the response of other in connection with yourself. So many of these argument don't hold water & seem to give off a cry for help.

Is something bothering you enough to seek assistance from others?