NationStates Jolt Archive

Maybe so. (http://www.theonion.com/nib/index.php?issue=4132&nib=3)
WASHINGTON, DC—Former ambassador Joe Wilson reports that he is "becoming disenchanted" with CIA agent Valerie Plame, since her identity was divulged to reporters in 2002. "I still love her, I suppose," Wilson said. "But I used to be the only one who knew her secret." Contributing to his sense of dissatisfaction, Wilson said, is Plame's newfound interest in public displays of affection, her habit of calling him from work, and her fear of violent reprisals from undercover Middle Eastern assassins.

Gotcha. :D

Not for the first time, they nail me again (http://theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4132&n=2). I wouldn't be so concerned, but they keep getting the age right. (I bought mine as I turned 34) It's really creepy, like there is a widely read national paper that exists at least partially to make fun of my own sense of self delusion....bastards....

cell phones are thinly disguised control devices thrust upon the masses as a pseudo-necessity. But if I'm going to wear a government tracking collar, I might as well be able to play some games on it.
just because it deserves a quote.