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The breast twisting poll

UpwardThrust
10-08-2005, 16:05
If a woman gave you a titty twister would you find it acceptable to give one back to her (lets assume you are a kid mid teens and the girl is as well)

Edit assume she is a friend
Sydenzia
10-08-2005, 16:06
No. But if she goes for my boys, all bets are off. :p
Laerod
10-08-2005, 16:12
If a woman gave you a titty twister would you find it acceptable to give one back to her (lets assume you are a kid mid teens and the girl is as well)

Edit assume she is a friendIt really depends what kind of friendship it was, though I assume I'd have some kind of "rough friendship" with a girl if she did that to me and she'd have to expect me to return the favor...
TropicalMontana
10-08-2005, 16:17
I'd knock someone out if they assaulted me like that.

At my age you don't consider 'titty-twisting' something normal people do for fun.

edit, okay you musta just added the assume youre fifteen part.

hmmm....nope. i would still knock someone out for doing that. i never was a silly, giddy teenager.
UpwardThrust
10-08-2005, 16:18
I'd knock someone out if they assaulted me like that.

At my age you don't consider 'titty-twisting' something normal people do for fun.
Thats why I put in the hypthetical age for both you and her lol I understand it is not something adults do lol
Saipea
10-08-2005, 16:19
It really depends what kind of friendship it was, though I assume I'd have some kind of "rough friendship" with a girl if she did that to me and she'd have to expect me to return the favor...

Ditto on that. Furthermore, it really depends on the situation: If she did it jokingly or flirtingly, I'd do it back. If she did it out of anger or PMS or her hands became possessed, then no. If I did do it back, though, I'd make sure not to do it as hard, as women have more sensitive breasts, and titty twisters hurt like a bitch enough as it is.
Hemingsoft
10-08-2005, 16:26
I'll return the favor to my girlfriend anyday, maybe with a twist to it :rolleyes:
Eh-oh
10-08-2005, 16:29
I'll return the favor to my girlfriend anyday, maybe with a twist to it :rolleyes:

that's the idea ;)
Ifreann
10-08-2005, 16:31
I'd be more likely to threaten to do it,and only carry out the threat with a good friend.you dont want people calling you a pervert that goes round grabbing the girls now do you?
Dempublicents1
10-08-2005, 16:38
Actually, I'd probably smack the hell out of them. Even at 15, that would hurt like hell.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
10-08-2005, 17:14
I'd have to agree with showing them a very firm right fist. Really, that sort of stuff wasn't funny in second grade, it wasn't funny in tenth grade, and it still won''t be funny in the retirement home.
Naturality
10-08-2005, 17:22
Would depend on how hard they did it. But yes I'd definatly retaliate. Might be with a knock upside the head..

What use to get done to me was Moose Bites.. to those that are not familiar with that term it is when someone grabs your inner thigh in the most sensitive area and squeezes hard! That shit hurts! I was tough and could handle pain and bruising that I got from guys doing that to me at the skating rink. But I finally got tired of it, and started telling them to Not moose bite me. If they were hard headed and did it anyway I'd smack them upside the head with my Reidell 1000's with the metal plate(yeah I wasn't cool enough to have 595's with the lazer plate.. glad now tho, lifting those heavy ass skates built my muscles up) at the end of the night.

But yeah, if a gf of mine titty twisted me, my first come back would be the same thing to the same or harder force.
The Elder Malaclypse
10-08-2005, 17:44
I'd tear out her nipples with my bare hands and feed it to my budgie.
The Tribes Of Longton
10-08-2005, 18:05
I'd tear out her nipples with my bare hands and feed it to my budgie.
Whilst listening to the Melvins, no less.
Katganistan
10-08-2005, 18:20
It's assault, regardless of what cute name you pin to it. If someone grabs any part of me and twists it, they're going to end up it a world of pain when I defend myself -- and handcuffs, if I have anything to say about it.

Some schoolmates discovered than in eighth grade when they were indeed dragged into a police station in handcuffs.
Mekonia
10-08-2005, 18:36
No.
Carnivorous Lickers
10-08-2005, 18:38
Yeah. And I would be using my mouth on her too.
The Tribes Of Longton
10-08-2005, 18:44
Yeah. And I would be using my mouth on her too.
But how could you twist them properly - you can't get enough turning with your neck :p
Carnivorous Lickers
10-08-2005, 18:46
But how could you twist them properly - you can't get enough turning with your neck :p

Between teeth and suction, the end results would be the same though.
The Tribes Of Longton
10-08-2005, 18:48
Between teeth and suction, the end results would be the same though.
I like your approach more than Malaclypse's, at least. :p
The Downmarching Void
10-08-2005, 18:53
Whilst listening to the Melvins, no less.
Something off the Houdini album preferably. Like Honeybucket...though their cover of Going Blind would make it a humurous scene.

Ooooo, or Divorced (the one they did with Tool) That'd work!



If I was 15 and some bitch gave me a titty twister, I'd return the "favour".