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Who is your best friend? What are they like?

Post pictures of you and your best friends just being yourselves…

Your weird… goofy… nerdy selves…

Okay?

Im just gonna say this:

My best friend is under four feet tall.
Very hairy.
sleeps about 18 hours of the day..
and drinks from the toilet.

So..my best friend is either a dog....or Condi Rice.

Im just gonna say this:

My best friend is under four feet tall.
Very hairy.
sleeps about 18 hours of the day..
and drinks from the toilet.
So..my best friend is either a dog....or Condi Rice.
My best friend is all those things except under 4 ft.... he's 5'11".

My best friend is all those things except under 4 ft.... he's 5'11".


Your friend is Condoleeza Rice?

and shes a guy?

Okay?

No. I like my anonymity.

No. I like my anonymity.
Do what you wish...

But I must warn you I'm going to sit here and sigh impatiently.

*sigh*

Your friend is Condoleeza Rice?

and shes a guy?
Not quite. He's the one on the right

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a347/Snickony/DSCF1028.jpg

Weirdest...........Thread.............Ever..................... :)

I have 3 uber-best friends who i tell everything, Ellen, Hana and my sister Jess, then I have other best friends; Elle, Becky (my wife), Zara, Willy Gilly, Callum, Mikey, Bill, Berty, Danny (my husband), Nadia (my lesbian lover), i wouldn't have gotten through the last couple of years without them, they mean everything to me

EDIT: http://img298.imageshack.us/img298/5098/dannymelsomerandomwaitorandone.jpg

that's Danny on the left and Mikey (aka Lilly) on the right with my friend Mel and some random Italian guy who i think owns the restaurant we were in, he stole my shoe!!

Unlike Tink, I struggle through life with just one 'best' friend. He's actually Einsteinian Big-Heads here on the forums, but I don't know the last time he was on... *worries*

I have 3 uber-best friends who i tell everything, Ellen, Hana and my sister Jess, then I have other best friends; Elle, Becky (my wife), Zara, Willy Gilly, Callum, Mikey, Bill, Berty, Danny (my husband), Nadia (my lesbian lover), i wouldn't have gotten through the last couple of years without them, they mean everything to me
Way to preserve anonymity!

I have a small handful of VERY good friends. The kind of friends who would zap you with a stun gun when you weren't looking but who would also take a bullet for you(not anywhere vital, though. :p ).

I'm not sure if I can pick a BEST friend. Probably Fred. He was my best man at my wedding. But Marty(AKA Ape) would be a very close second.

What if you don't have a best friend?

*tear*

I have a girlfriend, at least... but alas, no best friend.

Toss-up between-
Lewis: 6ft, Total Bastard, Drinking Buddy.
Laura: One of the nicest girls I've ever met.

What if you don't have a best friend?

*tear*

I have a girlfriend, at least... but alas, no best friend.
I'm sorry.
I have a bestfriend but no boyfriend...
I'm that girl that's marked forever as "One of the guys"

What if you don't have a best friend?

*tear*

I have a girlfriend, at least... but alas, no best friend.

Make one.

Try this: Pick out somebody that looks fun. And unarmed. Tackle him. I'm talking about an impressive flying full-body tackle.

Then get up, look horrified and go, "Oh, shit! You're not Tom!" Then help him up, apologize profusely and offer to buy him a drink(unless you're too young. In which case, offer him a drink from your father's hidden stash.). You now have a friend. :)

P.S. The same thing works for picking up women. ;)

I have a small handful of VERY good friends. The kind of friends who would zap you with a stun gun when you weren't looking but who would also take a bullet for you(not anywhere vital, though. :p ).

I'm not sure if I can pick a BEST friend. Probably Fred. He was my best man at my wedding. But Marty(AKA Ape) would be a very close second.

Well, you only chloroform your very GOOD freinds.

Thems the rules.

Well, you only chloroform your very GOOD freinds.

Thems the rules.

They're far less likely to call the police. ;)

I'm sorry.
I have a bestfriend but no boyfriend...
I'm that girl that's marked forever as "One of the guys"

I can help you out with that problem when I move out to Seattle in December. ;)

I can help you out with that problem when I move out to Seattle in December. ;)
You're moving up here?
That's so totally awesome!

I basically hang out with a very elite group of friends.

Well we're not really elite, people have a tendancy to ditch us for the 'cool' people. We've known each other for the longests time.

Anne, whom I've known since I was 6. Scottish/Chinese. She's really sweet, incredibly funny.
Caitlin, whom I've known since I was 4. Chinese, adopted by Americans. I've known her the longest, she's really sweet and she gets herself in the stupidest situations (mainly concerning boys).
Cherie, whom I've known since I was 12. Irish/Chinese. I've known her for the shortest time, and when we met we were complete opposites. She lives in my neighbourhood so we would hang out a lot. I've changed a lot (for the better) because of her.
Melissa, whom I've known since I was 8. Malaysian. Gah, she's absolutey adorable and we talk about the stupidest little things.
Yaz, known since I was 2. Australian/Chinese. So stupid it's funny.

Without them I'd be the angsty little girl I was when I was 12. I seriously could not have gotten through all that crap without them. They're my lifeline.

If you hadn't noticed the majority of my friends are Eurasian. Among the nerdier boys in my year we're known as the 'Eurasian Persuasian.' I'm also part of the 'Malaysian Persuasian something something about a Nation.' :D They're really into rhyming

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/shaakti/ppweek2005/13june/atanneshouse/1.jpg
Anne, hugging Caitlin.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/shaakti/ppweek2005/13june/beforelectures/5.jpg
Anne and Yaz.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/shaakti/kimcherie.jpg
Me and Cherie.
And because I couldn't find a picture of Mel: Here (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/21504235/)

You're moving up here?
That's so totally awesome!

Technically, Bremerton, I believe. My best friend Jeff is getting shipped out there by his company to work on nuclear submarines, and I'm tagging along because it's only for a year and I've no good reason not to. It's something to experience. I hear Seattle is beautiful. And from what I've been seeing, it's exponentially cheaper to live there than it is to live in Boston.

They're far less likely to call the police. ;)


Hard to call the poilice trapped in a plaster body cast now isnt it?

Hard to call the poilice trapped in a plaster body cast now isnt it?

Well, we had to let him out eventually. Or so the others kept telling me. :p

Yer freinds are hotties, Ohidunno.

Make one.

Try this: Pick out somebody that looks fun. And unarmed. Tackle him. I'm talking about an impressive flying full-body tackle.

Then get up, look horrified and go, "Oh, shit! You're not Tom!" Then help him up, apologize profusely and offer to buy him a drink(unless you're too young. In which case, offer him a drink from your father's hidden stash.). You now have a friend. :)

P.S. The same thing works for picking up women. ;)

I tried that once.

Last I remember of that night was that it involved whips, chains, whipped cream, and three midgets. :eek:

It had to do with something about one of the midgets being named Tom.

Should've picked a less common name.

Well, we had to let him out eventually. Or so the others kept telling me. :p


See now, letting out an angry six-foot chemist is probably a bad idea.

Technically, Bremerton, I believe. My best friend Jeff is getting shipped out there by his company to work on nuclear submarines, and I'm tagging along because it's only for a year and I've no good reason not to. It's something to experience. I hear Seattle is beautiful. And from what I've been seeing, it's exponentially cheaper to live there than it is to live in Boston.
Bremerton is nice. It isn't run through by any of the major commuter routes.
So welcome to Seattle.
Be prepared for Liberal Hippies, the occasional bible-thumping lumber jack and either a Tully's or a Starbucks on every corner....

That... and lots of Rain.

I tried that once.

Last I remember of that night was that it involved whips, chains, whipped cream, and three midgets. :eek:

It had to do with something about one of the midgets being named Tom.

Should've picked a less common name.

Why? Sounds ike a fun night and a memorable story for your memoirs. :)

Bremerton is nice. It isn't run through by any of the major commuter routes.
So welcome to Seattle.
Be prepared for Liberal Hippies, the occasional bible-thumping lumber jack and either a Tully's or a Starbucks on every corner....

That... and lots of Rain.

I'm from Boston. We have tons of liberal hippies (we call them BU students), and a Dunkin Donuts on every corner. I think I'll adapt just peachy. :D

And we have lots of snow. Rain's better than snow.

See now, letting out an angry six-foot chemist is probably a bad idea.

It was. :(

((I'm very impressed with your and Sdaeriji's memories.))

Yer freinds are hotties, Ohidunno.

You think so? I'll be sure to tell them :D.

Apparently there's something about Eurasians being quite the attractive ones. *hehheh*.

Except in other countries, I've only seen good-looking Eurasians in Hong Kong.

Strange.

You think so? I'll be sure to tell them :D.

Apparently there's something about Eurasians being quite the attractive ones. *hehheh*.

Except in other countries, I've only seen good-looking Eurasians in Hong Kong.

Strange.

What is a Eurasian? Someone from Eurasia? Because that's quite a few people.

It was. :(

((I'm very impressed with your and Sdaeriji's memories.))

What did I remember? I forget.

What is a Eurasian? Someone from Eurasia? Because that's quite a few people.

People who are of mixed decent, European and Asian.

Reminds me of the time I said one of my friends was my favourite Eurasian buddy and this (incredibly annoying) guy was like 'Yasmins not Eurasian, she's Australian-Chinese.'

And then I bashed my head against a wall.

What did I remember? I forget.

It'll come back to you.

You think so? I'll be sure to tell them :D.

Apparently there's something about Eurasians being quite the attractive ones. *hehheh*.

Except in other countries, I've only seen good-looking Eurasians in Hong Kong.

Strange.


well Ive got what they call "Yellow Fever".

I find Asian girls attractive, even slightly moreso than most other varieties.

If I could find an asian girl with a soft british accent, or an Australian one, who liked dogs, and Black Sabbath...I'd be in heaven.

It'll come back to you.

I think you give my memory too much credit, sir.

It was. :(

((I'm very impressed with your and Sdaeriji's memories.))


Oh see..thats because im keeping a dossier on you.

I need to gather as much information when the Clown Invasion happens.

People who are of mixed decent, European and Asian.

Reminds me of the time I said one of my friends was my favourite Eurasian buddy and this (incredibly annoying) guy was like 'Yasmins not Eurasian, she's Australian-Chinese.'

I see. Which ones of your friends are Eurasian? Are you Eurasian?


And then I bashed my head against a wall.

That doesn't seem like the healthiest thing to do.

So to sum up:

A best friend is someone you can knock out with chloroform, strip, encase in a full-body plaster cast, tickle-torture with several other friends for four hours and release again. And rather than call the police, a lawyer or a hitman, he simply plots his revenge.

That's a real friend. :)

well Ive got what they call "Yellow Fever".

I find Asian girls attractive, even slightly moreso than most other varieties.

If I could find an asian girl with a soft british accent, or an Australian one, who liked dogs, and Black Sabbath...I'd be in heaven.
Well, you sir are just in luck because I—
No. I can’t lie to you.
I’m as white as they come and I can only fake a really terrible Irish accent…. But I love Dogs and Black Sabbath.

I see. Which ones of your friends are Eurasian? Are you Eurasian?

Practically all of my friends are Eurasian, Cherie, Anne, Yaz, as am I.

That doesn't seem like the healthiest thing to do.

Yeah well, whatchagonnado?

Hm. That's a funny looking word.

Well, you sir are just in luck because I—
No. I can’t lie to you.
I’m as white as they come and I can only fake a really terrible Irish accent…. But I love Dogs and Black Sabbath.


really?

What your favorite kind of dog?

So to sum up:

A best friend is someone you can knock out with chloroform, strip, encase in a full-body plaster cast, tickle-torture with several other friends for four hours and release again. And rather than call the police, a lawyer or a hitman, he simply plots his revenge.

That's a real friend. :)
That sounds about right to me...
Is "duct tape up and take photos of" an option as well?

That sounds about right to me...
Is "duct tape up and take photos of" an option as well?

I'd say yes. Most likely. *nod*

really?

What your favorite kind of dog?
Hmmm...
Mutts... My last dog was a Brittneyspanial-Lab-German Shepard and I loved her so much.

I have more than 1 best friend. They're both 20 and I love them to pieces!
Always there for me. We've all been through loads together. One of them is in the US at the mo and she's coming back on the 17th I haven't seen her in 6 months:(

Hmmm...
Mutts... My last dog was a Brittneyspanial-Lab-German Shepard and I loved her so much.


Good answer....

O.o

I'd say yes. Most likely. *nod*

I think "shave every square inch of his/her body" should be in there, too.

Practically all of my friends are Eurasian, Cherie, Anne, Yaz, as am I.


Hmm. I now officially think Eurasians are really, really hot.

..........

Hmm. I now officially think Eurasians are really, really hot.


werd.

I think "shave every square inch of his/her body" should be in there, too.

Waxing. :eek:

Waxing. :eek:

depilatory creams.

*grin*