If I were king...
Germachinia
10-08-2005, 07:44
Everything would be awesome. My party platform:
1) It would be manditory to eat salza. I like salza.
2) We in the US of A would need to add "-Shire" to our states; thus, Californiashire, Utahshire, New Yorkshire, etc. All of our major cities would have to add "-burgh" to their names: Las Angelesburgh, New Yorkburgh, San Franciscoburg, Las Vegasburgh, Bostonburgh, etc.
3) Nobody would need to stand during the Star Spangled Banner. S'matter of fact, the new national anthem would be Magical Trevor (a la Weebls Stuff.)
4) Coca-Cola corporation would become a government-run department, and be funded by taxpayers as well as purchases of their product. In return, every 3rd Wednesday would be Coke Day, and unlimited free colas would need to be handed out. Additionally, cola would replace water in public fountains.
5) Two words: FR33 PR0N!
6) Any references to God or any Judeo-Christian deity are O-U-T out. Where-ever applicable, it will be replaced with a Monty Python reference: "One nation, under Monty Python, indivisible..." "I hearby swear on the Matching Tie and Handkerchief Album..." etc., etc.
Pretty awesome, huh?
Everything would be awesome. My party platform:
1) It would be manditory to eat salza. I like salza.
2) We in the US of A would need to add "-Shire" to our states; thus, Californiashire, Utahshire, New Yorkshire, etc. All of our major cities would have to add "-burgh" to their names: Las Angelesburgh, New Yorkburgh, San Franciscoburg, Las Vegasburgh, Bostonburgh, etc.
3) Nobody would need to stand during the Star Spangled Banner. S'matter of fact, the new national anthem would be Magical Trevor (a la Weebls Stuff.)
4) Coca-Cola corporation would become a government-run department, and be funded by taxpayers as well as purchases of their product. In return, every 3rd Wednesday would be Coke Day, and unlimited free colas would need to be handed out. Additionally, cola would replace water in public fountains.
5) Two words: FR33 PR0N!
6) Any references to God or any Judeo-Christian deity are O-U-T out. Where-ever applicable, it will be replaced with a Monty Python reference: "One nation, under Monty Python, indivisible..." "I hearby swear on the Matching Tie and Handkerchief Album..." etc., etc.
Pretty awesome, huh?
Would Pittsburgh stay Pittsburgh? Or would it become Pittsburghburgh?
Germachinia
10-08-2005, 07:51
Pittsburgh would remain Pittsburgh; however it would now, instead of being pronounced "Pits-burg," be pronounced "Pits-burra."
The same with other cities with simular names.
Dark Intent
10-08-2005, 07:52
...
the question comes to mind...
why?
Everything would be awesome. My party platform:
1) It would be manditory to eat salza. I like salza.
2) We in the US of A would need to add "-Shire" to our states; thus, Californiashire, Utahshire, New Yorkshire, etc. All of our major cities would have to add "-burgh" to their names: Las Angelesburgh, New Yorkburgh, San Franciscoburg, Las Vegasburgh, Bostonburgh, etc.
3) Nobody would need to stand during the Star Spangled Banner. S'matter of fact, the new national anthem would be Magical Trevor (a la Weebls Stuff.)
4) Coca-Cola corporation would become a government-run department, and be funded by taxpayers as well as purchases of their product. In return, every 3rd Wednesday would be Coke Day, and unlimited free colas would need to be handed out. Additionally, cola would replace water in public fountains.
5) Two words: FR33 PR0N!
6) Any references to God or any Judeo-Christian deity are O-U-T out. Where-ever applicable, it will be replaced with a Monty Python reference: "One nation, under Monty Python, indivisible..." "I hearby swear on the Matching Tie and Handkerchief Album..." etc., etc.
Pretty awesome, huh?
Exactly what thought process produced this idea? I might need to author a paper for a psych journal someday.
Oak Trail
10-08-2005, 07:57
I got two question.
1. What are you on?
2. Where can I get it?
Germachinia
10-08-2005, 07:57
WHY? When I come to power, YOU, my friend, will be the first against the wall.
And in terms of psychological thought process - I'm sleepy, hyper, listening to annoying music, and drinking Diet Cokes. The effect is somewhere near I'd imaging meth. And... OHMYGODWHEEEEE!!!OMGIMSOHYPERWHEEEEEEE!!!THEOTHERNIGHTISTAYEDUPLATEWATCHINGPR0NANDIDIDNTWAKEUPUNTIL3 INTHEAFTERNOONANDWWWWHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Oak Trail
10-08-2005, 07:58
*wonders if this counts as spam*
Germachinia
10-08-2005, 08:00
No, this is a political thesis.
My last post was kinda spam-y, but the main thread isn't.
IN YOUR FACE!
Teh_pantless_hero
10-08-2005, 08:01
1) All soda factories will be required to produce wild Cherry Pepsi and Dr Pepper, or Mr Pibb.
Germachinia
10-08-2005, 08:05
1) All soda factories will be required to produce wild Cherry Pepsi and Dr Pepper, or Mr Pibb.
Pepsi... is... EVIL! I KEEL Y'U DED, PEPSI!
Rotovia-
10-08-2005, 08:18
Eh. Ok. I say we elect him King.
Pure Metal
10-08-2005, 08:47
Everything would be awesome. My party platform:
1) It would be manditory to eat salza. I like salza.
2) We in the US of A would need to add "-Shire" to our states; thus, Californiashire, Utahshire, New Yorkshire, etc. All of our major cities would have to add "-burgh" to their names: Las Angelesburgh, New Yorkburgh, San Franciscoburg, Las Vegasburgh, Bostonburgh, etc.
3) Nobody would need to stand during the Star Spangled Banner. S'matter of fact, the new national anthem would be Magical Trevor (a la Weebls Stuff.)
4) Coca-Cola corporation would become a government-run department, and be funded by taxpayers as well as purchases of their product. In return, every 3rd Wednesday would be Coke Day, and unlimited free colas would need to be handed out. Additionally, cola would replace water in public fountains.
5) Two words: FR33 PR0N!
6) Any references to God or any Judeo-Christian deity are O-U-T out. Where-ever applicable, it will be replaced with a Monty Python reference: "One nation, under Monty Python, indivisible..." "I hearby swear on the Matching Tie and Handkerchief Album..." etc., etc.
Pretty awesome, huh?
lol love it! :p especially "New Yorkshire"
all hail our new king!
...your new king....
...whatever.
Cabra West
10-08-2005, 09:47
Eh. Ok. I say we elect him King.
I would agree with that, but I don't think I'm entitled to vote :(
You know, if he became king, I might reconsider spending some time in the US...
What would that stand for, then, anyway? Undisputed Sovereign of All?
St Heliers
10-08-2005, 09:52
Yep i agree, your welcome in NZ anytime you like- god knows we need a change in government round here.
Like Kings have that sort of power nowadays. You'd be a debauched, impotent, inbred figurehead no one gives a crap about.
If I were king? I would give away my kingdom