NationStates Jolt Archive


The Uncle Rotovia Thread

Rotovia-
10-08-2005, 05:35
Gather 'round kiddies and share your problems with Uncle Rotovia. Have a story so whack Jerry Springer threw up in horror or just one shit storm of a week? Well why not sit back and freak out a fellow NationStatesian.

Remember, Uncle Rotovia Cares...
Oxwana
10-08-2005, 05:37
Uncle Rotovia,
Some guy I'm chatting with just asked me if I'm bipolar. What should I think?
Gartref
10-08-2005, 05:40
Gather 'round kiddies and share your problems with Uncle Rotovia. Have a story so whack Jerry Springer threw up in horror or just one shit storm of a week? Well why not sit back and freak out a fellow NationStatesian.

Remember, Uncle Rotovia Cares...

Only if I can call you "Uncle Rotty"
Neo Kervoskia
10-08-2005, 05:45
Uncle Rotovia, I "accidentally" drowned my dog.
Teh_pantless_hero
10-08-2005, 05:51
From what i have seen Rotovia-, you are like the creepy uncle asking people to sit on his lap to talk to them... wait...
Rotovia-
10-08-2005, 05:52
Uncle Rotovia,
Some guy I'm chatting with just asked me if I'm bipolar. What should I think?
It's because the entire world hates you. Even unborn babies...
Rotovia-
10-08-2005, 05:53
Only if I can call you "Uncle Rotty"
Uh... sure...
Rotovia-
10-08-2005, 06:01
Uncle Rotovia, I "accidentally" drowned my dog.
Good. Buy a cat. They're cleaner...
Rotovia-
10-08-2005, 06:02
From what i have seen Rotovia-, you are like the creepy uncle asking people to sit on his lap to talk to them... wait...
Hey, all I'll saying is "This'll me our little secret..."
Rotovia-
10-08-2005, 06:03
From what i have seen Rotovia-, you are like the creepy uncle asking people to sit on his lap to talk to them... wait...
Hey, all I'll saying is "This'll be our little secret..."
Earth Government
10-08-2005, 06:21
Why are you such a blantantly foolish trekky Uncle Rotty?
Rotovia-
10-08-2005, 06:57
Why are you such a blantantly foolish trekky Uncle Rotty?
I prefer the term Trekker. & because I kick ass, that's why.
Colodia
10-08-2005, 07:01
Unkul Rotty, from what I've seen of the world, I think abortion should not only be legalized, it should be MANDATORY for everyone until we figure out who it is screwing up society and execute them for crimes against humanity.

So, do these shoes match my personality and lust for world domination?
Rotovia-
10-08-2005, 07:10
Unkul Rotty, from what I've seen of the world, I think abortion should not only be legalized, it should be MANDATORY for everyone until we figure out who it is screwing up society and execute them for crimes against humanity.

So, do these shoes match my personality and lust for world domination?
No.
Colodia
10-08-2005, 07:12
No.
*tosses out the Vans...*
Rotovia-
10-08-2005, 07:25
*tosses out the Vans...*
I don't think I like the cut of your jib...
Colodia
10-08-2005, 07:28
I don't think I like the cut of your jib...
You make me cry at night. :(


*checks clock*

It's nightime!

*tears drip down Colodia's eyes and down his face*
Rotovia-
10-08-2005, 07:37
You make me cry at night. :(


*checks clock*

It's nightime!

*tears drip down Colodia's eyes and down his face*
I try. *Dances the jig of a thousand Irish Stereotypes*