NationStates Jolt Archive

I don't know but I will start a war with any nation i wanted to if we could but we can't!

A single nation?

Screw that I'd start a war with the whole world, nuke em all!

:p

I want to say Canada! Dear God, I’ve wanted to say Canada… but instead I take a deep breath [and my meds] and the urge subsides

Luxembourg. Just because I want to see if they're actually real.

*silently counts the seconds until somebody says "France" :rolleyes:

France

or Andorra, because it would be fairly easy

San Marino. Because let's face it; Who'd notice?!? :D

I wanted to say France :D... Just wouldn't be English to say anyone else.

My nation's motto is 'War with France'...

I wouldn't much care to, but if I had to, I'd like it to be Finland and Norway. Historically speaking, they're rightfully ours, especially Finland. Having conquered them, we'd then go on to finally subdue Denmark, and get back the Baltic states. Poland would be in trouble then... ;)

Sudan

Followed by total occupation and rebuilding of government there. Education and health systems would be put in place. It wouldn't stop until I was satisfied that genocide would not happen there again.

San Marino. Because let's face it; Who'd notice?!? :D

San Ma-what?

I wouldnt start a war with anyone.

San Marino. Because let's face it; Who'd notice?!? :D

The bloke who lives there might.

San Ma-what?

Exactly. ;)

San Marino, like Vatican City is a nation completely surrounded by Italy.

It consists of a single mountain and the town and villages build upon it. San Marino invented the postage stamp. *nod*

Somewhere really small with very good gun control. I don't have an army sitting around to use and I'd want to win if I went to war. I'd attack a country me and a few armed freinds could take.

Monaco.

We already own 3 small island nations in the pacific, so maybe we should slowly take over the rest. Our defensive strategy will be to sit quietly and hope noone can find us.

Sudan

Followed by total occupation and rebuilding of government there. Education and health systems would be put in place. It wouldn't stop until I was satisfied that genocide would not happen there again.


Sounds vaguely like a certain attempt in the middle east somewhere?

I will desist.

We already own 3 small island nations in the pacific, so maybe we should slowly take over the rest. Our defensive strategy will be to sit quietly and hope noone can find us.

Or that they're too lazy to go all the way to New Zealand.

We already own 3 small island nations in the pacific, so maybe we should slowly take over the rest. Our defensive strategy will be to sit quietly and hope noone can find us.
You know we used to have an Empire!

Pffft...then invade Monaco. Not only is it too small for anyone to notice, you'll be fat and rich off all the gambling income for the rest of your life.

Iran, North Korea, Saudi Arabia, Syria. All at once. And not the human rights first bullshit we're doing in Iraq. I'm talking about 3 straight months of "Shock and Awe", followed by artillery until nothing moves. ( I didn't take my pill today, sorry)

liechenstein.

a country that small should not have such a long awkward name!!! nuke the fuckers!!! :mad:

1. Monaco
2. Nauru
3. Tuvalu
4. San Marino
5. Liechtenstein
6. Marshall Islands
7. Saint Kitts and Nevis
8. Maldives
9. Malta
10. Grenada
11. Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
12. Barbados
13. Antigua and Barbuda
14. Seychelles
15. Palau
16. Andorra
17. Saint Lucia
18. Bahrain
19. Singapore
20. Federated States of Micronesia

I'd have an empire and no one would even notice. :D

You know we used to have an Empire!


Yeah, we conquered it off Germany at the start of WW1, and then killed a bunch of them.


We rule.

Yeah Teach those Samoans not to play Kilikriki or meet in public.

Samoa
Cook Islands
Niue
Solmons*
Tonga
There all ours.


King Dick!
Richard Seddon

* Not really.
We owned the whole South Pacific(almost) and when you add our Antarctic claims.

I'm going to have to say Cuba, just cause everyone is tired of waiting for Castro to die. :p

Yeah Teach those Samoans not to play Kilikriki or meet in public.

Samoa
Cook Islands
Niue
Solmons*
Tonga
There all ours.


King Dick!
Richard Seddon

* Not really.
We owned the whole South Pacific(almost) and when you add our Antarctic claims.

When did we have Tonga?

Right now we have the cooks, niue and tokalau as well as our Antarctic claim that neither the US nor russia recognise.

San Marino.

I'm going to have to say Cuba, just cause everyone is tired of waiting for Castro to die. :p

meh, his son is next in line for rule anyway :P

When did we have Tonga?

Right now we have the cooks, niue and tokalau as well as our Antarctic claim that neither the US nor russia recognise.
Sorry threir should have been an Asterix for that too. o.O
We could have been like a 16th/17th Century Britain.
Build a Kick Arse Navy.

HMNZS New Zealand an Indefatigable Class(or its sister ships) Battle Cruiser which served in WWI.-We spent 30 Years paying it off. :p

Hmm..on the other hand, I may invade china....conquer them..and make away with assorted fly honies.

russia. um... because its big. and them people living on the edge of israel, by the gaza strip, cant remember its name though.

Antartica, those bastards are planning to destroy us all I know it!
Woohoo 1 man armies!
Anyone want me to take the militarised facist country of Antartica. You'll get to be vice president.

Pitcairn Island

Why? Because they are all a bunch of mutineers.

Pitcairn Island

Why? Because they are all a bunch of mutineers.
once you win change the name or I'll have the kingdom of antartica after you!

once you win change the name or I'll have the kingdom of antartica after you!

The 15 able-bodied men (Source CIA World Fact Book) will crush your "Kingdom".

The 15 able-bodied men (Source CIA World Fact Book) will crush your "Kingdom".
How dare you threaten us we embargo you, now where will you get your ice cubes!? You may have more humans then us but when we count penguins haha we win!

How dare you threaten us we embargo you, now where will you get your ice cubes!? You may have more humans then us but when we count penguins haha we win!

Fine, we are going to rebuild the Bounty. Your penguins don't have a chance, plus we have 15 ham radios to call for support from other tiny Island nations.

Vatican and Iraq

I wouldn't much care to, but if I had to, I'd like it to be Finland and Norway. Historically speaking, they're rightfully ours, especially Finland. Having conquered them, we'd then go on to finally subdue Denmark, and get back the Baltic states. Poland would be in trouble then... ;)
Yeah, I´d help you out.

Heja Sverige!

Fine, we are going to rebuild the Bounty. Your penguins don't have a chance, plus we have 15 ham radios to call for support from other tiny Island nations.
We have the artic on our side! plus there's that secret nazi base with hitler in it, Stalin, the head quarters of the NWO, aliens and frozen dinosaurs all in the antartic! Haha how many non-existent things do you have!?

Vatican
I was wondering how long that would take :rolleyes: :mp5:

We have the artic on our side! plus there's that secret nazi base with hitler in it, Stalin, the head quarters of the NWO, aliens and frozen dinosaurs all in the antartic! Haha how many non-existent things do you have!?

We have......things.

On a side note, who wants to command the Bounty? Must be willing to face mutiny and a long period at sea in a small boat in the unlikely event that a mutiny on the Bounty occurs.

I was wondering how long that would take :rolleyes: :mp5:

Anyone see that movie with Gregory Peck? About the vatican during ww2? It shows clearly that a white line will stop any invaders from entering the Vatican.

why am I the first to say this? America! I'm already here so the invasion has begun :mp5:

The United Nations. Pending their relocation from the US in the far, far future.
-Okay, so they're not a "nation" per se, but that would be my ideal war

I would attack our enemies!

I could not start a war with a single nation, however I could start a war ( aproper organised one) with terrorists, or follow in my heros footsteps and go to war with Argentina over the Faulkland Islands.

The Swiss.

I don't truss 'em.

*silently counts the seconds until somebody says "France" :rolleyes:



Yeah, I'm kinda split between them and China. One is only a verbal threat and the other is a growing military threat, but far less annoying :D


(Don't worry, Dragons Bay, we'll save you first :D )

The Federated States of Micronesia...I could have a mini-Imperium of thousand of islands, and no one would eeeevar notice. :cool:

I'd have to say the USA.

I know I can count on the support of Canada - they've always wanted to burn the White House a second time, I'll offer Mexico their stolen territories back so they'll come too, I know France and China will want in on this action, Iran might help out, as will N Korea, Russia too might like a chance for a smackdown. Oh! And Venesuela! Chavez can't stay out of this one!

I'd say I've got a coaltion of the willing coming along nicely.

Then when we win I'll install myself as Emperor!

It's foolproof! :D

EDIT: Cuba would come too. We don't need anyone piping up saying "You forgot Cuba," and then that becoming the running joke of the Coalition.

Holy See


*parachutes into Vatican City, misses, and lands in Rome*

"Dammit"

Sweden since they are dumb, and France since it would be so easy.

New Zealand.

I met a Kiwi in London who told me that NZ had disbanded her entire air force except for the early warning apparatus. So they can tell when somebody is coming to invade, but they can't do anything about it.

(Then again I think that the Kiwis are massing in Bondi - Sydney - and slowly turning it into their own slice of NZ).

I think if you swedish declared war on Denmark you would as history always showed.. lose again :p

I think being English we should go to war with France.. i mean come on, its like a second nature to us. I mean we naturally hate the french, we hated them first! all you yanks are just copying us!

and the fact England has never once in our entire history lost a war agains't the french gives good odd's at the bookies :p

Switzerland. not that I've anything against them whatsoever, I just want to know what happens when you invade a neutral country. Being neutral keeps them out of every war, hell not even the Nazis invaded. Is it even possible? Is there some kind of magic barrier? would they use those little knives to defend themselves? I have to know.

Morroco. Fun in the sun baby.

Switzerland. not that I've anything against them whatsoever, I just want to know what happens when you invade a neutral country. Being neutral keeps them out of every war, hell not even the Nazis invaded. Is it even possible? Is there some kind of magic barrier? would they use those little knives to defend themselves? I have to know.


:)

Hmmm... Vatican City, I want to wear the funky hats they have there.

Failing that, I would send my army into Australia. Not to start a war, but just for some R&R. Besides, who'd notice MORE drunk Americans there?

France, it has to be france, just because they are so annoying (I'm british xD) - bomb them back to the stone age