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I have chosen a random nonsensical issue for debate:The White Rabbit exists.

Now here's the catch. Arguments for or against the White Rabbit's existence must make NO SENSE AT ALL.

The White Rabbit exists because Jefferson Airplane is God.

The white rabbit exists because I have a book written not quite 2000 years ago that says the white rabbit gave me free will, created the universe, and then sent one of his children accross a road, allowing it to get hit by a car for our sins, only to rise three days later from the ditch. The White Rabbit has touched me and you can't unprove that. So there.

What if I take no stance?

Of course the White Rabbit exists, he's up on the moon right now making the mochi and got coated in that damn sticky stuff, hence why he is white.

The white rabbit does not exist because I can not see him and if I can not see something it by default must not exist(by the way I am a blind typist :D )

I have chosen a random nonsensical issue for debate:The White Rabbit exists.

Now here's the catch. Arguments for or against the White Rabbit's existence must make NO SENSE AT ALL.

This shouldn't be difficult for a lot of people in this forum.

What if I take no stance?

Then you are truly lost. ;)

the white rabit must exist, its in the bible. :eek:

(that intended as completely humorous and not at all derogatory)

Took me too long to look up how to spell derogatory heh, some one beat me to my joke.

im pretty sure he exists because i can see him from where im sitting

The white rabbit exists because I have a book written not quite 2000 years ago that says the white rabbit gave me free will, created the universe, and then sent one of his children accross a road, allowing it to get hit by a car for our sins, only to rise three days later from the ditch. The White Rabbit has touched me and you can't unprove that. So there.
Your book was written by crazy aliens from Neptune and consists of lies and you are crazy. The rabbit does not exist because wolves exist and wolves eat rabbits so therefore if the rabbit did exist it was either eaten by a wolf or wolves do not exist.

The white rabbit exist because the butcher cut off a monkey's head and gave it to the albino kids.

The white rabbit exists because I have a book written not quite 2000 years ago that says the white rabbit gave me free will, created the universe, and then sent one of his children accross a road, allowing it to get hit by a car for our sins, only to rise three days later from the ditch. The White Rabbit has touched me and you can't unprove that. So there.

Yep. Another Christian bashing fest this will be....

The White Rabbit exists because Jefferson Airplane is God.
That is wrong because Jefferson Airplane does not exist and I my corn tortilla is already God. The white rabbit does not exist because the quality of being white can not exist in a world full of things with color.

On the eighth day God created the White Rabbit, and saw that it was good.

Yep. Another Christian bashing fest this will be....
He asked for nonsense arguments. Moving on...

But itsn't the unvierse too complex to have arisen by chance? That means the White Rabbit must have created it and to create it he has to exist.

That is wrong because Jefferson Airplane does not exist and I my corn tortilla is already God. The white rabbit does not exist because the quality of being white can not exist in a world full of things with color.
But the white rabbit exist outside of this world, so therefore your corn tortilla is not God, it is dry.

Yep. Another Christian bashing fest this will be....

The White Rabbit has nothing to do with Christianity. My sources indicate he may indeed be from the planet Xarthinia where small things often seem big.

The White rabbit does not exist: only rabbits exist. To say otherwise is racist.

:D

On the eighth day God created the White Rabbit, and saw that it was good.

The clouds are white, and the Bible says heaven is in the sky, and since the clouds are white and heaven is in the clouds, God is white, and he created everything, and so the White Rabbit exists because God exists and God exists because the Bible was written by God and it tells us so.

There are more logical fallacies in that statement than I've ever been able to fit.

Let's just see how far the [white] rabbit hole goes

look everyone, i'm jacking off!

The White rabbit does not exist: only rabbits exist. To say otherwise is racist.

:D

The white rabbit's brothers, black rabbit, purple rabbit, polka-dot rabbit, and plaid rabbit are currently topics of debate in other planetary matters.

look everyone, i'm jacking off!
Isn't that just lovely.... Post # 826

The white rabbit exist because the butcher cut off a monkey's head and gave it to the albino kids.
There is no historical evidence of the existence of a butcher. Besides, albinos do not exist only green monkeys.

look everyone, i'm jacking off!

I need more clarification, would that be for or against?

There is no historical evidence of the existence of a butcher. Besides, albinos do not exist only green monkeys.
There is evidence for the butcher, read the Holy Book, Hop on Pop, and you shall see. Albinos do exist, in so much that they'd don't. Green monkeys do not exist, that would be against human nature. Post #827

But the white rabbit exist outside of this world, so therefore your corn tortilla is not God, it is dry.
My tortilla is God and he says that you are evil in Corflakes 6:6:6 which says "Neo Kervoskia is evil and I, the corn tortilla is God" therefore it must be true. The rabbit can not exist outside of this world because there is no world, stop claiming there is a world that someone can be outside of.

Carbon Dating cannot disprove the white Rabbit. The Black rabbit just put those fossils and aged them to fool you into thinking there is no white rabbit.

The White Rabbit excists because for it not to esist would imply that society was formed without a consideration to the effects of temporal distrubances and general loud mouthed wankers...

THe white rabbit exists for several very good reasons.

1) The sun is yellow. Urine is yellow. The white rabbit urinates. The sun is warm. Urine is warm. Therefore the sun is the white rabbit.

2) The white rabbit doesn't actually urinate. Instead, light in the yellow spectrum is emitted by the holiness. Therefore the sun is the white rabbit.

3) Look at the sun.

4) Are you blind now?

5) Yes... blinded by the white rabbit's holiness!

And for those of you who still think the earth is flat, I'm sorry but you better repent. For obvious reasons.

There is evidence for the butcher, read the Holy Book, Hop on Pop, and you shall see. Albinos do exist, in so much that they'd don't. Green monkeys do not exist, that would be against human nature. Post #827
Hop on Pop is no more valid than the book of Sexy Ladies Right Here which is a religion that denies the existence of butchers or albinos claiming that they are illusions created by the Demon Sexy Fox (a picture that I look at over and over) and because some religions disagree that means that they are all untrue and that no spiritual world can ever exist. Green monkeys do exist, they are created when a monkey is dunked in a brocoli dip for an hour.

My tortilla is God and he says that you are evil in Corflakes 6:6:6 which says "Neo Kervoskia is evil and I, the corn tortilla is God" therefore it must be true. The rabbit can not exist outside of this world because there is no world, stop claiming there is a world that someone can be outside of.
I can disprove that, it is noted in the book of Black Sabbath 7:3:6:1:4:9:4
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all,
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We’ll just pass him there
Why should we even care?

He was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field
Where he traveled time
For the future of mankind

Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfold

Now the time is here
For iron man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved

Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge

Heavy boots of lead
Fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron man lives again!

THe white rabbit exists for several very good reasons.

1) The sun is yellow. Urine is yellow. The white rabbit urinates. The sun is warm. Urine is warm. Therefore the sun is the white rabbit.

2) The white rabbit doesn't actually urinate. Instead, light in the yellow spectrum is emitted by the holiness. Therefore the sun is the white rabbit.

3) Look at the sun.

4) Are you blind now?

5) Yes... blinded by the white rabbit's holiness!

And for those of you who still think the earth is flat, I'm sorry but you better repent. For obvious reasons.
The sun is a ball of hot gas that appeared out of nowhere, have you never heard of the scientific theory that solves everything in existence and can not be doubted or disproven?

The sun is a ball of hot gas that appeared out of nowhere, have you never heard of the scientific theory that solves everything in existence and can not be doubted or disproven?

No. But you're right about the sun. I'll switch to the coca cola explanation.

1) Coca-cola is brown...

5) Therefore the white rabbit exists.

I can disprove that, it is noted in the book of Black Sabbath 7:3:6:1:4:9:4

The book of Black Sabbath exists only to oppress the people, religion is the marijuana of the masses and only exists to blind us to the truth that we are all slaves to a group of extremely rich people who oppress us yet do not really affect our lives in any major way and that if we are lucky and talented we can become a part of. We should all throw off our shackles of religion and crapitalism and join the entirely less successful and rather pointless cause of crapulism because we all know that such an idealistic theory has to be successful.

No. But you're right about the sun. I'll switch to the coca cola explanation.

1) Coca-cola is brown...

5) Therefore the white rabbit exists.
The white rabbit does not exist because the 2 things are unrelated, brown is a form of tree and white is a sound. There is no way that coke could be brown or a rabbit could be white.

The white rabbit does not exist because the 2 things are unrelated, brown is a form of tree and white is a sound. There is no way that coke could be brown or a rabbit could be white.

True, but the white rabbit doesn't exist because rabbit is an impossibility of nature. Except in cartoons, where the color white cannot be used due to synergistic reactions caused by step motion animation catalyzer. Thus it's irrefutable that the white rabbit not only exists, but tastes like coke.

The book of Black Sabbath exists only to oppress the people, religion is the marijuana of the masses and only exists to blind us to the truth that we are all slaves to a group of extremely rich people who oppress us yet do not really affect our lives in any major way and that if we are lucky and talented we can become a part of. We should all throw off our shackles of religion and crapitalism and join the entirely less successful and rather pointless cause of crapulism because we all know that such an idealistic theory has to be successful.
Blasphemous tongue have you! Repent or thou shalt be tortured by demons!
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and by George Jefferson!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/higherlimit/george_jefferson.jpg

If the white rabbit existed, surely by now i would own the world's supply of broth

Eye witness reports have placed the ever elusive White Rabbbit traveling through a mushroom field at speeds triple that of light. Many have said that he could almost be mistaken for the very famous Easter Bunny.

True, but the white rabbit doesn't exist because rabbit is an impossibility of nature. Except in cartoons, where the color white cannot be used due to synergistic reactions caused by step motion animation catalyzer. Thus it's irrefutable that the white rabbit not only exists, but tastes like coke.
That is entirely untrue, I have never heard of coke or rabbits or white. If I have not heard of something it can not exist, I have never heard of extra-terrestrials so therefore they do not exist and I have never heard of the chinese so therefore they do not exist.

That is entirely untrue, I have never heard of coke or rabbits or white. If I have not heard of something it can not exist, I have never heard of extra-terrestrials so therefore they do not exist and I have never heard of the chinese so therefore they do not exist.

Just because china doesn't exist does NOT mean it is not a white rabbit. When will you heathens understand this? When the Holy Teeth have consumed your flesh, digesting it slowly over the course of a thousand years? No? NO? Then let's face it, coke sucks.

Just because china doesn't exist does NOT mean it is not a white rabbit. When will you heathens understand this? When the Holy Teeth have consumed your flesh, digesting it slowly over the course of a thousand years? No? NO? Then let's face it, coke sucks.
So it is written in that book I mentioned that the White Rabbit can only be slain with the Holy Hand Grenade.

Eye witness reports have placed the ever elusive White Rabbbit traveling through a mushroom field at speeds triple that of light. Many have said that he could almost be mistaken for the very famous Easter Bunny.
No, that is not the White Rabbit, the reports refer to the aliens which took away Elvis. The king lives on!

Just because china doesn't exist does NOT mean it is not a white rabbit. When will you heathens understand this? When the Holy Teeth have consumed your flesh, digesting it slowly over the course of a thousand years? No? NO? Then let's face it, coke sucks.
No one has ever seen the white rabbit and therefore he can not exist. I have never seen a magic carrot have you? There are no rabbit related miracles only crazy fools who continue believing in this superstition. Besides, the White Rabbit causes war and bloodshed, the people who say those are caused by political reasons are stupid, all wars are caused by the White Rabbit, even if they are between non-believing populations.

Photo evidence (http://www.petplanet.co.uk/petplanet/images/breeds/rabbit%20angora.jpg) of the existance of the white rabbit.

And in further news... a MIRACLE has happened today! A virgin Abominable Snowman gave birth to a baby girl inside an abandoned snowcave lit only by the soft glow of the southern star! A small fox nearby attests to a FUZZY WHITE TAIL that could only be a mark of the White Rabbit.

The happy parent is considering naming this miracle infant Marsha.

Photo evidence (http://www.petplanet.co.uk/petplanet/images/breeds/rabbit%20angora.jpg) of the existance of the white rabbit.
That is not the white rabbit, that is a fraud masqueading as the white rabbit. This is the real white rabbit:

http://www.spacerad.com/rabbit/movie/holygrail.html

That is not the white rabbit, that is a fraud masqueading as the white rabbit. This is the real white rabbit:

http://www.spacerad.com/rabbit/movie/holygrail.html

Why so close-minded and fundamentalist?

Two different facets of the same white rabbit.

White rabbit existence? Bull.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/Nick_Danger/graph_sightings_1821_2004.gif
VERSUS
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/Nick_Danger/gps-Rb20phase.jpg

As you can see the evidence for White Rabbit existence is sorely lacking.

This is an easy one. Obviously the White Rabbit is Richardian; it exists if and only if it does not exist. Therefore the White Rabbit exists, but you don't, because the natural laws necessary for you to exist do not permit Richardian sets.

That is not the white rabbit, that is a fraud masqueading as the white rabbit. This is the real white rabbit:

http://www.spacerad.com/rabbit/movie/holygrail.html
Oh please, that is just an artist creating an image of a "White Rabbit" there has never been such a thing. White Rabbits never evolved because Darwin said that White is evil. There is no White Rabbit because Darwin is God!

This is an easy one. Obviously the White Rabbit is Richardian; it exists if and only if it does not exist. Therefore the White Rabbit exists, but you don't, because the natural laws necessary for you to exist do not permit Richardian sets.
Are you kidding, our logic is perfect and absolute! Because there is black existing in this universe the white can not exist. Besides, I exist because of that thingy that Descartes said, the schizos are completely incorrect when they say that aliens control my life because I have never seen schizos or aliens. I am the Black Rabbit!!!

I have chosen a random nonsensical issue for debate:The White Rabbit exists.

Now here's the catch. Arguments for or against the White Rabbit's existence must make NO SENSE AT ALL.

The White Rabbit exists because Allah created the socialist mouse in the 5th organ pipe that is owned by a red golf ball and was destroyed by a yellow BMX. D'uh! :rolleyes:

Oh please, that is just an artist creating an image of a "White Rabbit" there has never been such a thing. White Rabbits never evolved because Darwin said that White is evil. There is no White Rabbit because Darwin is God!

Darwin's Lukewarmist theories were trite, at best. Evil is a number, by sheer virtue of his arguement, and we know that all numbers are created equal. Therefore we may conclude that White is 0, and by that we mean 0 rabbit, or no rabbits at all.

Wha...
The white rabbit exists because ti doesn't and if it did bread would rain supreme over all of the chickens in the coop because lalalallalalalala! Allaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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If the white rabbit does not exist, then at least the concept of the white rabbit must exist, for we can all imagine what the white rabbit would look like and be like. And since one cannot physically conceive of that which has no basis in reality, then the white rabbit must in some esoteric sense exist.

But if it does exist only in our minds, then we cannot reasonably distinguish its image from the vessel holding that image. And since our minds belong to us and not to the image of a white rabbit, then the white rabbit cannot on any level truly exist.

hmm...

Darwin's Lukewarmist theories were trite, at best. Evil is a number, by sheer virtue of his arguement, and we know that all numbers are created equal. Therefore we may conclude that White is 0, and by that we mean 0 rabbit, or no rabbits at all.
Oh please, the White Rabbit does not exist because I do not like the idea. The same exists with my opinion about Russians I do not like them and therefore they do not resist. If the Russians do exist then I am going to be anti-Russian and continue to defy the idea even if I am threatened with death because I just do not like the idea of Russians.

Oh please, the White Rabbit does not exist because I do not like the idea. The same exists with my opinion about Russians I do not like them and therefore they do not resist. If the Russians do exist then I am going to be anti-Russian and continue to defy the idea even if I am threatened with death because I just do not like the idea of Russians.

Russia was built on rock n roll, and dead babies and the idea of never showering.

If the white rabbit does not exist, then at least the concept of the white rabbit must exist, for we can all imagine what the white rabbit would look like and be like. And since one cannot physically conceive of that which has no basis in reality, then the white rabbit must in some esoteric sense exist.

But if it does exist only in our minds, then we cannot reasonably distinguish its image from the vessel holding that image. And since our minds belong to us and not to the image of a white rabbit, then the white rabbit cannot on any level truly exist.

hmm...
Just because we can think of something doesn't mean it can exist. I can think of the possibility of a French person but that does not mean that the French actually exist despite the rumors and even those who claim that they have seen the French. The White Rabbit does not exist because France is an optical illusion.

Just because we can think of something doesn't mean it can exist. I can think of the possibility of a French person but that does not mean that the French actually exist despite the rumors and even those who claim that they have seen the French. The White Rabbit does not exist because France is an optical illusion.

France is three optical illusions. Fire, Wind, Water, Earth, Heart. With those powers combined, France.

Russia was built on rock n roll, and dead babies and the idea of never showering.
Rock and roll does not exist and I think that it is my sworn duty to remind the people that even if something brings them pleasure and the fact that I lack an idea that is really better they should still renounce their belief in the White Rabbit, the White Rabbit is evil but my philosophy of anti-White Rabbitism is good because it somehow makes a better world by taking away something that helps people feel good about themselves and the world.

That is wrong because Jefferson Airplane does not exist and I my corn tortilla is already God. The white rabbit does not exist because the quality of being white can not exist in a world full of things with color.


Wrong again, foolish mortal! Jefferson Airplane exists, but only in a fluxuating singulrity known as Thetalon IV, which is why it may appear to be non-existent. Corn tortillas cannot be deified until they have received the blessing of the salsa, and the only corn tortilla who ever made it to the level of "God," by becoming ordained with the Sour Cream and indulging in the Rite of the Guacamole, was promptly and viciously consumed by an overweight used car salesman. Oh yes, the White Rabbit...screw him, he's a jerk, whether he exists or not. The car salesman told me so.

France is three optical illusions. Fire, Wind, Water, Earth, Heart. With those powers combined, France.
Captain Planet, he's my hero. He's going to take pollution down to zero. He's our powers magnified and he's fighting on the planet's side.

France does not exist because you can not prove that Heart exists, and therefore because it does not exist France can not exist.

Wrong again, foolish mortal! Jefferson Airplane exists, but only in a fluxuating singulrity known as Thetalon IV, which is why it may appear to be non-existent. Corn tortillas cannot be deified until they have received the blessing of the salsa, and the only corn tortilla who ever made it to the level of "God," by becoming ordained with the Sour Cream and indulging in the Rite of the Guacamole, was promptly and viciously consumed by an overweight used car salesman. Oh yes, the White Rabbit...screw him, he's a jerk, whether he exists or not. The car salesman told me so.

Don Giovanni sold me a Cadillac shaped like a gazelle. We went to the love casbah and were promptly confused.

Little Abbot Monfrey states, "I was eating my Alpha Bits this morning when the cereal letters began moving of their own accord! They formed the words White Rabbit. And then my mum came in. I have been chosen to forewarn you all of impending doom! The White Rabbit is unhappy and will be evaporating the world tomorrow. Run for the military installations in the hills!"

Captain Planet, he's my hero. He's going to take pollution down to zero. He's our powers magnified and he's fighting on the planet's side.

France does not exist because you can not prove that Heart exists, and therefore because it does not exist France can not exist.

I crossed my eyes in three different directions and saw both God and France in the same jail cell. I think they were playing Monopoly, and France was begging and screaming for God to sell him Boardwalk.

Wrong again, foolish mortal! Jefferson Airplane exists, but only in a fluxuating singulrity known as Thetalon IV, which is why it may appear to be non-existent. Corn tortillas cannot be deified until they have received the blessing of the salsa, and the only corn tortilla who ever made it to the level of "God," by becoming ordained with the Sour Cream and indulging in the Rite of the Guacamole, was promptly and viciously consumed by an overweight used car salesman. Oh yes, the White Rabbit...screw him, he's a jerk, whether he exists or not. The car salesman told me so.
I am not a mortal! I am a solipsist! That means that I am God despite what the rest of the world thinks. Besides, car salesmen are known to lie and cheat and rape cattle. You only believe him because he raped your car and you are too afraid to disbelieve him, you are a coward who can not take a world filled with raped cattle! Besides, salsa is just a lie, there is no salsa only spicy ketchup with onions in it and more water.

I crossed my eyes in three different directions and saw both God and France in the same jail cell. I think they were playing Monopoly, and France was begging and screaming for God to sell him Boardwalk.
That is a lie! God and France can not exist in the same room or else the universe will collapse! Stop being so illogical and submit to my form of bad logic.

Little Abbot Monfrey states, "I was eating my Alpha Bits this morning when the cereal letters began moving of their own accord! They formed the words White Rabbit. And then my mum came in. I have been chosen to forewarn you all of impending doom! The White Rabbit is unhappy and will be evaporating the world tomorrow. Run for the military installations in the hills!"
There is no doom because your rabbit can not logically exist. I have never seen a rabbit in my life and I have gone everywhere in between my couch, my computer and my refrigerator. How can you expect anyone to believe in something that they have never seen? I mean the invisible hand in capitalism is clearly visible but some white rabbit is completely non-existent.

Fast:Yes, the White Rabbit exists in sync with panda of giant, a panda which when combined with shark makes great illegal stew. But that's beside the point. The point of what is ambiguity, which is living with it's mother and eating Ben & Jerry's. Not the icxe cream, people by that name. Either one, but it does not matter, for it is ambiguity, which is unlclear. About no, it takes for ungrant that there is no croc. But there is a croc, it just ate me and ordered froma deli. the soylent green is the key elementy in the define equation of cheese, which is the most important part of the White Rabbit figure skating.

I have chosen a random nonsensical issue for debate:The White Rabbit exists.

Now here's the catch. Arguments for or against the White Rabbit's existence must make NO SENSE AT ALL.
the white rabbit does not exist because my box of White hair dye is still unopened but my black hair dye is missing <.< >.>

the white rabbit obviously exists because white is the absence of color and therefore horses are brown and ninjas are stealthy.

duh.

The white rabbit exists because.

The white rabbit exists because.
The white rabbit does not exist because X infinity + 1.

The White Rabbit exists because I'm rubber and you're glue.

the white rabbit obviously exists because white is the absence of color and therefore horses are brown and ninjas are stealthy.

duh.
Ninjas are not stealthy because stealth does not exist. Have you ever seen a person be stealthy? Of course not, and because stealth does not exist that means that all other parts of your argument are flawed by default and that you are a fool that needs to become anti-White Rabbit to complete the cycle of human-rabbit relations.

Of course the White Rabbit exists! Just look all around you. It's obvious to those with an open mind.

the white rabbit also exists because the rabbit is so awesomely cool.

The White Rabbit exists because I'm rubber and you're glue.
I am not glue because glue is tasty and I am not sufficiently tasty to be glue and you are not rubber because only rubber is something created by power-hungry leaders in order to lie to us all and stay in power. There is no rubber.

What?

i wonder how many movies white rabbits have been in?

It's not good enough for you punk?

I am not glue because glue is tasty and I am not sufficiently tasty to be glue and you are not rubber because only rubber is something created by power-hungry leaders in order to lie to us all and stay in power. There is no rubber.

I am rubber because the White Rabbit told me so and I am to start a new order of white rubber temples in her honor. And you are glue! You just live in denial. Time to come out of the glue sniffin' closet!!

I am not glue because glue is tasty and I am not sufficiently tasty to be glue and you are not rubber because only rubber is something created by power-hungry leaders in order to lie to us all and stay in power. There is no rubber.

Obviously if there is no rubber then we could have no cars. therfore the white rabbit exists. (insert amazingly convincing argument here)

Obviously if there is no rubber then we could have no cars. therfore the white rabbit exists. (insert amazingly convincing argument here)

But the alabaster clam of moon proves that cars do not exist. Therefore you are wrong.

If you mean White Rabbit as in , then yes.
If you mean White Rabbit not as in , then no.

AHHAHAH, everyone that disagrees is dumb!

But the alabaster clam of moon proves that cars do not exist. Therefore you are wrong.
obviously you didnt see the amazingly convincing argument part.

obviously you didnt see the amazingly convincing argument part.

I did. As the moon hits Venus, therefore the god Mountain dances which means there is no egg roll and therefore no rabbit.

but the mars dances pee and the dog orbits. therefore there is no eggroll and there is a white rabbit.

Obviously anyone who does not believe in the existence of the White Rabbit has been sadly led down the path of evil by the Mad Hatter. I have in my very possession proof of the W.R.s existence. Engraved upon a stone, the holy scripture as inspired by the Power of Caterpillar, words of wisdom: "Eat me."

you have forgotten the Live Lake Parchment, discovered by the evil butterfly of Jumbojania that add the words "with BBQ sauce"

how do we know any thing exist including the whiet ribet we just see so that is waht we know any thing elce is mindless yes my brain tells my it is wiet but is it?

but the mars dances pee and the dog orbits. therefore there is no eggroll and there is a white rabbit.

Exactly my argument but the power of the Holy Hand Grenade is great in your posts, destroying the White Rabbit.

how do we know any thing exist including the whiet ribet we just see so that is waht we know any thing elce is mindless yes my brain tells my it is wiet but is it?

do you mean white riblet, cause they just dont exist.

how do we know any thing exist including the whiet ribet we just see so that is waht we know any thing elce is mindless yes my brain tells my it is wiet but is it?

We know she is white because of her name. "White Rabbit". That tells us all we need to know. Even the word "rabbit" has been interpreted by experts of langualogy to mean "that which exists".

Exactly my argument but the power of the Holy Hand Grenade is great in your posts, destroying the White Rabbit.
so you are saying that there was a WR but that it was destroyed by the holy hand grenade?

The Rabbit exists because of far-flung gnosticism, which was dragged through a gate by the Nazi's during World War 2, to defeat the lizard people who are in fact the royal family; who interbred with the bush clan in an attempt to build super human war soldiers; which is infact, what was seen falling off of the shuttle. The clouds that day formed a white rabbit; the benefactor of mankind from beyond time and space; Arch nemesis of Cthulhu; who he will duel at Judgement day; when the Pope raises his undead legions and takes control of R'lyeh.

On that foul day, only Dani Filth, Aleister Crowley and Anton Levay will be able to save us; as Buddha returns to Earth and consumes tibetans at random...

The Rabbit exists because of far-flung gnosticism, which was dragged through a gate by the Nazi's during World War 2, to defeat the lizard people who are in fact the royal family; who interbred with the bush clan in an attempt to build super human war soldiers; which is infact, what was seen falling off of the shuttle. The clouds that day formed a white rabbit; the benefactor of mankind from beyond time and space; Arch nemesis of Cthulhu; who he will duel at Judgement day; when the Pope raises his undead legions and takes control of R'lyeh.

On that foul day, only Dani Filth, Aleister Crowley and Anton Levay will be able to save us; as Buddha returns to Earth and consumes tibetans at random...
darn, you beat me to it.

The Rabbit exists because of far-flung gnosticism, which was dragged through a gate by the Nazi's during World War 2, to defeat the lizard people who are in fact the royal family; who interbred with the bush clan in an attempt to build super human war soldiers; which is infact, what was seen falling off of the shuttle. The clouds that day formed a white rabbit; the benefactor of mankind from beyond time and space; Arch nemesis of Cthulhu; who he will duel at Judgement day; when the Pope raises his undead legions and takes control of R'lyeh.

On that foul day, only Dani Filth, Aleister Crowley and Anton Levay will be able to save us; as Buddha returns to Earth and consumes tibetans at random...

I wish I could quote that.

Which part of it? lol

Its some of the best ideas ever...

Its going in my siggy!

Just because we can think of something doesn't mean it can exist. I can think of the possibility of a French person but that does not mean that the French actually exist despite the rumors and even those who claim that they have seen the French. The White Rabbit does not exist because France is an optical illusion.

Thank you for pointing out the illogicalness of my argument. :D

Nein! It does not fit!

that is thuth ah it is ture truth is bull....

Nein! It does not fit!

It fits in mine.

The white rabbit does not exsist because White is usually without color... a void... vaccume.


and you know nature abhors a vaccume.

The Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything (http://www.pixelscapes.com/spatulacity/button.htm) in it's infinite wisdom did deign to be constructed in such a way in that upon it's construction, it performed a single task: The Creation of the White Rabbit, but upon completion of that task, the Button waits, silent, doing nothing upon the pokes and prods of humanity, waiting for the day in which the White Rabbit will once again be united with the Button, and then the masses shall tremble at the End of Days.

When I was created new the sun shone on my sense of self satisfaction. Amongst the debris of rays was a small egglet. I took it home, washed its clothes and finally, after many days smiling at it, it hatched into a ball of white fur. I fed the ball naval lint and diazapam, disolved in a spoon of milk substitute. When I came home the next day I found it had become a rabbit, which was white all round and had no name. So I named it White Rabbit, for it wasn't. Whenever im feeling sad, or alone, I can always turn to cocaine to ease my suffering and maintain my equalibrium.

That is why my watch is round.

I have to comment on the fact that white IS in fact a colour. It is not the absence of, it is the total saturation of all. Your thinking of black.

I am the white rabbit.

I am the white rabbit.

No you're not; I am!

pfft. *crosses arms* you are a white racoon. not white rabit. And i'm fluffier.

I am the white oppossum

I have chosen a random nonsensical issue for debate:The White Rabbit exists.

Now here's the catch. Arguments for or against the White Rabbit's existence must make NO SENSE AT ALL.
What?!!!! :mad: This is blatant copyright infringement on my antidebate (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=414800&page=1&pp=15). :mad: :mad: :mad:
:)

pfft. *crosses arms* you are a white racoon. not white rabit. And i'm fluffier.

Get it straight: you're the white hare, I'm the white rabbit, and there is no such thing as a white raccoon because they are too stripey. Oh and welcome to the forum, white opposum, I'm happy to meet you.

*shakes white opposum's paw*

The White Rabbit exists because Stone Cold said so.

The White Rabbit exists because Stone Cold said so.

What else did Stone Cold say about me?

I AM a white Rabbit, that'S why I am sure that white Rabbits don't exist. :cool:


Edit: haven't read the whole thread and didn'T know that others claimed to be the white rabbit before. sorry for repeating their answers... :(

I AM a white Rabbit, that'S why I am sure that white Rabbits don't exist. :cool:

Clearly, you are not the white rabbit however, definite article, as such your use of the definite article plus previous conjecture pointed towards proff of the white rabbit is indicative of the existence of white rabbits (plural) in general. If you could prove that you were the only white rabbit as opposed to a white rabbit then you could vilify part of your argument that white rabbits do not exist but indeed that the white rabbit does and vice versa. The unfortunate part of it is that The White Rabbit, The patriarch of the rabbits dies indeed exist it was on Alice in Wonderland

What White Rabbit?

Clearly, you are not the white rabbit however, definite article, as such your use of the definite article plus previous conjecture pointed towards proff of the white rabbit is indicative of the existence of white rabbits (plural) in general. If you could prove that you were the only white rabbit as opposed to a white rabbit then you could vilify part of your argument that white rabbits do not exist but indeed that the white rabbit does and vice versa. The unfortunate part of it is that The White Rabbit, The patriarch of the rabbits dies indeed exist it was on Alice in Wonderland

Your post is completely logical. It is riddled with accuracies. Please try to be more immature.

Your post is completely logical. It is riddled with accuracies. Please try to be more immature.

I am sorry,

Well , how about I am a neo nazist and the White Rabbit is in danger because of those fuckin Ayrabs

I am sorry,

Well , how about I am a neo nazist and the White Rabbit is in danger because of those fuckin Ayrabs

Much better. Your spelling has also degenerated, which is good to see.

When John Hancock boogyed with Blackula the waffle irons of Ohio revolted, plunging the universe into a piefight like no other. A pie fight settled by the White rabbit by tick-tacks.

The white rabbit is indeed the manifestation of ghosts. They damn scary them ghosts. That's the goddamn reason Bush invaded Iraq. They damn scary them ghosts. Ya'll don't know what you talkin' about. It's them ghosts. Goddamnit it's them ghosts. And you tell me the Pope ain't Muslim and I tell you there ain't no damn white rabbit with them aborted fetuses. Fur is murder! White rabbit forever! He lives!

fluffy bunnies...

the white rabbit exists you just believe he dosn't thats why rabbits are hunted because the non-believers don't want him to

The white rabbit does not exist because I did not capitalize it.

The white rabbit does not exist because I did not capitalize it.
Are you kidding? You can't say the boots don't fly on pigs feet just because they smell like onion rings! I can't believe you would marginalize the rabbit population into a postindustrial militaristic potato! I won't take anymore of this jingoism from you. Now I can understand if you have an opposing view on this, but theres no need to get personal; I didn't say anything about YOUR mother.

I mean seriously, outdated Marxist relativism? Who are you kidding, geese don't swim without legs of lead. Them ghosts they damn scary.

But the White Rabbit also exists because I got high off a shoe.

i exist. *twitches long fluffy white ears* why did i have to be a fluffy white angora rabbit though.

I have chosen a random nonsensical issue for debate:The White Rabbit exists.

Now here's the catch. Arguments for or against the White Rabbit's existence must make NO SENSE AT ALL.

The White Rabbit cannot possibly exist, because if it did our radios would not work.

Amestria']The White Rabbit cannot possibly exist, because if it did our radios would not work.


Are you kidding?

Do you even listen to yourself?

Clearly, our radios DO work, and therefore cannot cook a decent burger.
If The White Rabbit did not exist, existential chicken fondling would be up by at LEAST 38% on a global scale.

Do you have ANY idea of how many out of work radio makers, NOT TO MENTION the sheer number of traumatized chickens??

I severly suggest you do some research!

www.somebullshitwebsite.com

It is entirely up to the Magic School Bus wether the misspelled Wit Rabt exists.

Are you kidding?

Do you even listen to yourself?

Clearly, our radios DO work, and therefore cannot cook a decent burger.
If The White Rabbit did not exist, existential chicken fondling would be up by at LEAST 38% on a global scale.

Do you have ANY idea of how many out of work radio makers, NOT TO MENTION the sheer number of traumatized chickens??

I severly suggest you do some research!

www.somebullshitwebsite.com

You cant stop there though, this is bat country.

And because I can manipulate the jaws of a dead ox, It is the White Rabbit.

The White Rabbit is an irradical neoconstant wave function defined as in the Subramanchandrasegarampillai-Hoover equation, given that delta two is a constant factor quasi-real. If we apply the Ockham Tensor to the translated super-super variable, the inverse of the equation is given to be a non-chaotic real integer.

Thus Doritos.

Q.E.D

!~TDG

The white rabbit exists because it consumed Neo from within the blue pill and was blown into nonexistance 37 years ago by the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch on what happened to the date on which Dennis was born. *nods head knowingly*

People, people. This is simple calculus! Just integrate the white rabbit to produce a goat with seven breasts and a camel. Therefore, the problem is moot.

The sheer number of colors in white proves that it exists. And because white cannot exist without rabbitm there is a white rabbit.

The Whtie Rabbit cannot exit because it wears a tweed suit, no self respecting rabbit would wear a suit.

But the suit is of goose feed, which is a suit that cannot be worn because it requires white, and there is no white. Therefore the white rabbit does not exist.

If there is no white rabbit, then why are there still monkeys?

If there is no white rabbit, then why are there still monkeys?

But are there monkeys or are the 'monkeys' the product of your imaginary mind flux coming into contact with the para-enbliquing wave of bad karma?

Taking into considerstion the length of the argument, i have determined that Mr. White Rabbit has met Mrs. White Rabbit and they have had 152,451,216,547,875 1/2 kids, therefore each of the children have takien over each of your minds using the green bean dream machine. Soon you will all believe in the White Rabbit and the existence of Elvis, who previously has been thought to not exist, but he does, or did, or whatever.

But are there monkeys or are the 'monkeys' the product of your imaginary mind flux coming into contact with the para-enbliquing wave of bad karma? It's been scientifically proven that there hasn't been enough moon dust generated to allow that possibility.

Wise man once say: "Planets are mearly white rabbit droppings."

And we all know that because the thing is see and wise man are wrong..no..right...ehh

:fluffle:

Because there is a blackhole in the middle of the Milky Way, there is no white rabbit.

Because there is a blackhole in the middle of the Milky Way, there is no white rabbit.

That is far too logical for this discussion

Yes, the white rabbit exists. I remember exploring the wilderness on a bright sunny day with a few friends, and we stumbled upon a small cave. We ventured in and suddenly an enraged screech was heard, and Bob fell to the ground dead. We started smacking the devil rabbit and my last remaining friend got the killing blow. However, he immediately collapsed to the ground afterward and spasmed in pain, so I picked up the rabbit and carved out its organs. Then I used it as a magical orb, naming it Bunny Booty, and began slaying all sorts of nasty creatures. Later, I returned to the accursed cave, and a horde of white rabbits began chasing me away. I ran past piles of bones and rotting flesh, crossing the stream and escaping death.

First things first....
I think we might be looking at this "white Rabbit" thing a little too litterally. A Rabbit that is White may be some sort of representation, a code name if you will.

And for the person who posted:

"1) The sun is yellow. Urine is yellow. The white rabbit urinates. The sun is warm. Urine is warm. Therefore the sun is the white rabbit."

Last time I cheaked, humans, along with other animals also urinate!!!! You honestly have to fix your seriously screwed up logic.... You're a shame to Archemedes!!!!

In my opinion, This debate should really begin with some sort of explanation to what the White Rabbit is, before it can be resolved wether or not the White Rabbit exists. Considering the fact that the second largest majority of votes were under "What is a White Rabbit?", clearly people have no idea what you're talking about!!! But maybe this forum is just plain biassed, because myself and several people I know have never heard of a White Rabbit.

Frankly, I think its some sort of Exotic Alchoholic Drink. It sort of sounds like one. And with referance to the person who quoted the bible and mentioned "On the 8th day, God created the White Rabbit, and it was good". Being a Catholic myself, I have never heard of this phrase before!!! And if God is corn tortillas (according to the person who said this - without giving an explanation that made any sence whatsoever) So if we use substitution here... "On the 8th day [Corn Tortillas] created the [Exotic Alchoholic Drink] and it was good" Well, I know for a fact that Corn and Barley are relitive "cousins" so-to-speak. If Barley was used to make this [Exotic Alchoholic Drink], then it probably would be beer. So if the White Rabbit is a brand of Beer (I wouldn't know, I detest the smell of beer, I don't drink beer, and I wouldn't even if I was legally of age) then yes, it does exist. This is my logic.... this is my opinion on this subject. I'm going to do some reserch to figure this ordeal out, I'll get back to you guys.

The White Rabbit is people!

I'm sitting here drinking a lovely cool bottle of Stella Artois; therefore the White Rabbit exists.

:headbang: therefore, there are no rabbits, they are all Drugleemburksenstencreshlaerner´s.